Thread 2825471

>go to camping spot
>set up camp
>eat some food
>maybe walk around a bit
>relax while I wait for night so I can go to sleep

>>2825471 (OP)
Learn to fish or jack off.

>>2825471 (OP)
Have goals beyond "go up this peak"
Take a rifle and go hunting
Take a foraging book and look for uncommon plants
Maybe paddle to a hike
Smoke some weed
Bring a book

Find a more interesting hobby

>>2825471 (OP)
I pick long trails that take like 5 hours. Then i drive around. Then i make food. Then i do another shorter trail. Then i make food. Then i make fire. Then i sleep.
Car camping is cool because you're not stuck doing just the few trials you can walk to.

>>2825471 (OP)
I camp in a cabin with my gf. We have sex and she cooks for me. Try it

You sound like a boring motherfucker

Practice survival skills. Hunt and fish. Build your own shelters. Make traps and water filtration pits. Then argue with people on the internet who don't own a single firearm and only carry a Swiss army knife.

you don't have to camp if you don't like it

>>2825471 (OP)
1. Go to campsite
2.
>Hunt
>Fish
>Forage
>Hike
>Bike
>Swim
>Run
>Climb
>Look for cool things to add to your cool thing collection
>Photography
>Play music on instrument
>Read book
>Play games with friends
>etc; im not spoonfeeding you
3. Go home

>>2825471 (OP)
heat up some sake over the campfire and drink it hot
for maximum coziness do this in fall when the air is starting to get chilly

>>2825597
Fall camping is the best camping. There's no comparison. Everything is just infinitely cozier. Plus you can go hiking/biking/etc. without sweating your nutsack off

>>2825471 (OP)
Make a fire and then sit on your laurels and drink some comƒy booze

https://youtu.be/UmPY2p6XaEQ?si=T_AGGhnykUMwUmhu

You can do pretty much any recreation you do at home while camping if you put in the effort. I've backpacked with my laptop and played video games at my campsite

make food you wouldn't otherwise make
play disc golf
read a book
play board games

combine other hobbies with camping

>bring ham radio
>bring cb radio and listen to truckers
>bring geiger counter and find cool radioactive rocks
>read a book
>watch birds

>>2825631
Only coping city dwellers feel a need to "disconnect" when they go out. People who actually live out have no problems doing it with tech

>>2825680
I don't mind watching a movie or something but playing video games while camping is extremely homosexual

>>2825681
nothing wrong with being gay

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>>2825471 (OP)
Try poaching

>>2825680
you shitkickers don't have phones and social media, huh?

>>2825699
4chan is the only social media i use
i made a dummy facebook account for checking businesses that only use facebook cuz facebook is literally jewish and makes you log in to see the hours of a business, but other social media sites are more annoying about making a login so i just mostly avoid them or rarely will use social media "viewer" sites to see content
having to log in to view photos and text is abhorrent

>>2825680
Is there any place you can go /out/ for a few nights that is out of phone/data range? Because that's most places for me.

If it's a nice night I'll sit out from under the shelter with my chair reclined right back and enjoy the great milky way. If you're somewhere dark enough and let your eyes adjust it is honestly a breathtaking, emotional and moving sight. I've sat there for 2 hours just looking up at the stars.

>>2825471 (OP)
Try and make it with a sheep

>>2825471 (OP)
Set goals and buy gear specifically designed to achieve those goals. Adjust your mentality and temperament to the brands that you pay a lot of money for. Show your friends and family. Make your friends and family understand and agree with you. Don't give up. Believe in yourself and your objectives. When people try to deflect you from your camping gear brand goals, they are lying and trying to peel you away from yourself and the truth of yourself. Don't let them.

>>2825476
>smoke some weed
>and make a fire if you can
This is the way.

>>2825482
I would love to try, can you introduce me to her?

>>2825471 (OP)
>hike until I almost collapse
>take off sweat-soaked clothes, air myself out for a few minutes (or longer if it's warm) while throwing down sleeping mat and bag
>get into sleeping bag
>heat some water for my food (instant food or porridge)
>eat
>fall asleep on the spot
>get up an hour or two before sunrise, break camp, and move on
Camping is the means, not the end.

>>2825821
>summing up most of out in one post

>go to camping spot
you mean drive to caping spot on your 300k$ OVERLAND RIG and record tiktok rigs?

>>2825471 (OP)
Have you tried SMOKING WED?

>>2825482
>>2825887
then i got next

Beer
Weed
Small portable radio
Fishing pole and jigs
Fire
Simple as

>>2825887
Kek

>>2825897
>he cooks and eats where he sleeps
city slicker behavior

>>2825821
golden

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15182912/

Previous reports have documented an improvement in night vision among Jamaican fishermen after ingestion of a crude tincture of herbal cannabis, while two members of this group noted that Moroccan fishermen and mountain dwellers observe an analogous improvement after smoking kif, sifted Cannabis sativa mixed with tobacco (Nicotiana rustica). Field-testing of night vision has become possible with a portable device, the LKC Technologies Scotopic Sensitivity Tester-1 (SST-1). This study examines the results of double-blinded graduated THC administration 0-20 mg (as Marinol) versus placebo in one subject on measures of dark adaptometry and scotopic sensitivity. Analogous field studies were performed in Morocco with the SST-1 in three subjects before and after smoking kif. In both test situations, improvements in night vision measures were noted after THC or cannabis.
>>2825742
>just looking up at the stars.
wehauled,,celestron telescope., damn heavy,bulky painass untill setupand viewing.

>>2825972
marinol is weird shit
it's enantiomerically pure THC, so it's just one mirror image molecule where normally you would have two, and it gets you high, but in a less pleasant and more intense way and a way that's definitely more paranoia inducing than normal plant-derived cannabis extracts

>>2825471 (OP)
Throw hatchets at dead trees

>>2825471 (OP)
Try to seduce one of the local lady bears.

>>2825471 (OP)
Hunt or do drugs

>>2825471 (OP)
6-pack of beer and a slingshot

>>2826405
Why or?

>>2825471 (OP)
Invite the local yenta from the office on your camping trip, fuck her brains out in the tent.

>>2825821
rofl

>>2826037
that sounds really fun. i'd also suggest bringing a .22LR target pistol and some paper sight-in targets, and shooting bullets at dead trees. i've done this while on acid before and it felt like i was a belgian partisan in WWII

>>2825972
>wehauled,,celestron telescope., damn heavy,bulky painass untill setupand viewing.
how do you pack astro gear? i've been trying to find some kind of waterproof duffel bag that can organize a power station, camera, 200mm lend, star adventurer GTI, ipad, guide scope, asiair mini, tripod, and all the cables n shiet. that won't really interfere with a backpack, bump around, or let shit freeze

>>2825953
>DoN'T CooK whERe yOu EaT!1!!1!
What, are you afraid of wolves? Even if they smell the food, they won't attack unless you're some weak beansprout.

>>2826448
Anon... it's 4chan. He's guaranteed to be some abnormally skinny-limbed potbellied autist in abysmal physical condition.
He needs all the help he can get, to keep the "wolves" away.

>>2826448
pretty important in the shoulder seasons, unless of course you don't mind getting all your shit rekt by a bear in the middle of the night

>>2826423
I've done this and I don't recommend it. Also she was stinky.

>>2825472
pocket fisherman either way.

i usually treat camping as a means to an end
like if i want to be somewhere very early to hike or birdwatching or something
camping (as in, being at a campsite) in itself isn't really very fun if you are alone

play banjo, sing legendary stovepipe songs