Why can’t I catch a fucking fish in the Mississippi River - /out/ (#2826818) [Archived: 32 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:01 PM No.2826818
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I tried again today. I grew up in walking distance to the upper lower mississippi, and have tried countless times. One big ass river monster even swam right up to the bank where I was , like he was taunting me.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:15:24 PM No.2826969
>>2826818 (OP)
bigger bait
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:03:59 PM No.2826990
>>2826818 (OP)
smaller bait
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:47:27 PM No.2827034
>>2826818 (OP)
nigger faggot
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:10:04 AM No.2827052
>>2826818 (OP)
gator bait
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:44:04 AM No.2827086
>>2826818 (OP)
...do you really want to touch the fish near St Louis?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:20:42 PM No.2827109
>>2827086
This they probably have AIDS
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:05:09 PM No.2827114
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>>2826818 (OP)
>One big ass river monster even swam right up to the bank where I was , like he was taunting me.
Bow fishing is the answer.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:10:11 PM No.2827115
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Find a different river.
One with big catfish.
Like this one.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:06:03 AM No.2827385
>>2827086
As long as you are north of chain of rocks it’s fine which is where I typically fish from. North of Alton is better though. You unironically want to avoid anything south of Malinckrodt street.
>>2827114
I’ve thought about this. I feel it’s cheating in a way. Like I might as well get a big ass net at that point
>>2827115
I’ve had incredible luck when the river floods the bottoms, the catfish all come up to munch on new food sources. I don’t really consider the floodwaters part of the river proper, plus it only happens like once every 7 years
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:43:11 AM No.2828316
>>2827385
>I feel it’s cheating in a way.
Only if you're a good shot, which you probably aren't.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:46:09 AM No.2828446
Fish for catfish on the bottom. Catfish are the easiest fish to catch