>>2829398 (OP)Read Hemmingway. That gay shit looks like it will turn you into a futanari. Go car camping at first. Do your best, make mistakes, learn. Once you have easy mode figured out, go backpacking. Nothing crazy, 5 miles out to a lake is fine. Then you're ready to get into weird shit. If you're doing it right your girlfriend should be excited but also scared when you say, "we're going camping this weekend." If she's just excited, you're not going hard enough, if she's just scared, you went too far. Ride the line. Camping should be mildly uncomfortable but the fun should make it worthwhile.