Thread 2836372

I need pointers and experienced advise for running away from it all and starting an off the grid homestead?

>>2836372 (OP)
Bump

>>2836372 (OP)
Sleep a week outside. Then you'll kmow if youre made for anything remotely related and come back, report and ask again. People are probably just tired of investing time in failure.

>>2836372 (OP)
>anon who's gonna go off and live in the woods grid by himself needs help
You're already not cut out for it.

>>2836372 (OP)
here we go again!

>>2836428
>look mom I posted it again.
Yeah fuck off with this in every thread

>>2836482
>people won't stop telling me to stop shitting my pants just because I keep shitting my pants!
Doesn't work when you keep posting the same runaway to the woods wank over and over son.

>>2836372 (OP)
Just go do it, you'll be completely fine

>>2836568
Unironically good advice

>>2836568
Probably this. We live in a society, you know ? I'd say prepare but there's no way to know what you need until you're there.

>>2836428
I started one of these threads over 10 years ago and made it as a hobo

>>2836704
eating literal trash and giving blowjobs for bumps of crack isn't what the /out/ shut-in maladaptive daydreamer typically wanks about, but it is the most realistic outcome.

>>2836372 (OP)
1. You won't.
2. The mosquitoes and wind will defeat you before the cold and wet. But the cold and wet will defeat you too.
3. You've never been dehydrated to the point of severe headache and irrational thinking, otherwise this LARP would be dead.
4. You don't know how to build sound structures, otherwise you never would have made this thread. I doubt you've ever foraged for wild edibles or even planted a garden. Have you even hunted?
5. RE: 4, you lack the skills to survive longer than one week let alone a lifetime.
6. >>2836428
You're not going to do this and pretending you will is incurring greater suffering.

>>2836704
They won't responda that

>>2836704
>made it as a hobo

Lmfao that's not making it. That's fucking failing. That is literally NOT making it. You're the biggest fucking loser imaginable.

There's a zero percent chance you'll make it if you think the best course of action is asking for advice on 4chan

>>2836810
>>2836868
>>2836895
>>2836908
Love the energy here but OP spams this exact same thread almost weekly and y'all take the bait. This low quality shit IS /out/.

>>2836895
In your opinion what is making it? Living inna woods as a scared of society mountain man? lmao okay Teddy K, you first - oh wait, you're a weekend warrior

>>2836704
This doesn't look like the sort of place that's comfortable during winter. How do you not freeze?

>>2836929
NTA but... build a basic shelter?

>>2836929
This might surprise you to learn but without a place to live you can just go to somewhere that's warm when it gets cold

I know I know, insane! Who knew!

But I'll let you in on another secret, one so secret that they chained the guy who told it to us to a rock and made a bird pluck out his liver...

You can start fires in the woods

>>2836933
>You can start fires in the woods
Not in California you can't

>>2836933
>*Tim Houston screeching in the distance*

>>2836482
I cant tell if this guy is referencing the OP or the post making fun of OP desu

>>2836929
he said he's a hobo, he doesn't live there, he lives on sidewalks and in alleyways.

>>2836951
Based illiterate

>>2836372 (OP)
No longer allowed in America.
You will be reported as a vagrant and sent to a prison camp for homeless and indigent persons.

>>2837002
not yet, but yes soon the decades of progressive pro homeless policies that enabled and encouraged rampant and hyper destructive behavior will be overturned and the streets and parks cleaned up.

>>2837006
You're almost there. Why are there so many homeless in the first place? Hint: it's not progressive pro homeless policies. You're so close to understanding it.

>>2837013
Yes, the heavily socialized economy does play a major factor.
inb4 shrieking.

>>2837018
You're missing one key factor.

>>2837018
>>2837006
>durrr I saw some mentally ill people they dangled in front of me
>so I voted for endless programs to contain them

>wait, what do you mean you're declaring me mentally ill for refusing this warp speed vax?
>What do you mean you're freezing my bank account?
>What do you mean you're putting me in an institution for the mentally ill that I voted for you to put the dirty homeless in???? this can't be happening to me!!! I VOTED FOR TRUMP NOOOOOO

>you in 3 years

>>2837019
>>2837038
nope, my brain works correctly and I support myself, enjoy the bughouse my defective friends.

>>2837177
>brain works correctly
Glad you voted for Kamala, sister

>>2837177
What does this have to do with /out/ - Outdoors?

>>2837038
What does this have to do with /out/ - Outdoors?

>>2837187
>>2837185
I don't remember making these posts...
I'm trans btw idk if it matters

>>2837207
I'll ask again: what does that have to do with /out/ - Outdoors?

>>2837210
forgot to mention I was trans again sorry haha you guys know how the trt makes the brain foggy

>>2837212
I accept your concession.

>>2836372 (OP)
There is no exit. There are only losers who stop playing

>>2837215
i'll accept your limp shenis

>>2837216
>the only winning move is to not play
you've played yourself really

>>2837225
Can't win if you don't play

>>2836428
bump

>>2836391
not even this
Sleep for a week outside without running water, electricity and a bucket to shit in
everything has to be cooked via a fire with firewood. We used to do this every year when we went hunting it was great until the last day where we'd all plan to get up early and get breakfast but instead sat around for like 4 hours before we even started packing due to dehydration and id just be pissed

>>2839159
because i wanted fucking waffles
is be pissed because i wanted some steaming hot waffles

>>2837177
no one whose brain works correctly likes AI generated pepe the frog images.

>>2839161
I go outside more than you and I think that AI pepe is funny.

>>2839161
kek, the retard fears the silly picture bot.