Thread 2838859

>walking along a trail minding my own business
>Suddenly 5 pic related fly out of the brush
Wtf? If you just stayed still everything would have been fine but you have to try and give me a heart attack.
Fuck you, im hunting these fuckers now.

>>2838859 (OP)
>pfurpfurpfurpfurpfur
>later virginz!

>>2838859 (OP)
>bothered by wildlife
Sucks to suck I guess.

WHOOMPH
WHOOMPH
WHOOMPH

>>2839342
>Thump
>Thump
>Thump thump thump
>Thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump
>Thump
Fucking grouse, man.

>>2838859 (OP)
even the animals hate this when it happens to them. check out this pidgeon almost getting heart attack

>Digs the ground
>Eats all your cassava roots
Nothing personal, kiddo.

>>2838859 (OP)
i looked outside my window yesterday and saw this bird

>>2838870
>cackles at you
>flies uphill
>you walk uphill
>cackles at you
>flies downhill
>you walk downhill
>repeat

>>2839613
was he a good fella?

>>2838859 (OP)
>give me a heart attack.
It's a shame you survived

>>2839613
I saw a bird in the garden today that I've never seen before, and I was scrambling to pull my phone out of my pocket, he flew off.

>>2839342
>>2839378
First time I heard this I was laying in my tent and it freaked me the fuck out.

>>2839645
Its a shame your mother had second thoughts and didn't leave you in that dumpster.

tranny larp thread #520
you dont have a gun, you are a pussy

>>2838859 (OP)
You have no idea how scarry the cocks are. They just fly from neqr yoy, and wings make such a noyse as a tree would fall.

>>2838859 (OP)
>Be me
>Just pecking with by bros
> Hear some sucking sound
>Oh God please don't
>Yup, it's OP
>Two dicks in mouth and four dicks in hand
>How the fuck can anyone like cocks so much?
>Decided to mess with him
>Start to fly
>Bros start to fly
>OP falls down
>He fucking shits himself
>Two more dicks were in his ass
> Why?
>OP is a faggot
>So how was your day bros?

>>2838870
The partridge menace must be stopped

>>2842169
You have to be at least 18 to post here.

>>2838859 (OP)
lol that's the least scary thing ever?
Also, how did a bird evolve which stays hidden until you go near it, then it flies in a circle about 30 degrees above the horizon in front of you making the exact same noise shouting "here I am, shoot me".
Grouse are fucking perfect for hunting, this is why so much of the UK is just dedicated to creating a perfect habitat for them and then going to hunt them every year.

>>2842948
>Also, how did a bird evolve

didn't account for guns. all that survive today will be unhuntable in the future. primitive technology keeps animals abundant and stupid, i.e. sustainable. niggers know this. whiteys don't

>>2838859 (OP)
I get grouse heart attacks frequently. im in the woods alone a lot. usually its after I've stopped for awhile and then when I start to leave they freak out 5 feet away and give the aforementioned heart attack...not a fan...but im glad its not a griz so theres that.

>>2839342
WHOOMPH
WHOOMPH

In my area, they have the nickname of, "Thunder chickens." Mostly blue and ruffed grouse.

>>2842169
Holly shit OP blown the fuck out he will never recover lmfao what fag

>>2839658
i don't believe you mister...

>>2838859 (OP)
fucking love grouse, a couple years ago one approached me while i was eating breakfast in the sierra nevada and sat next to me for like 20 minutes.

Satan chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSj5XcByuA

>>2838859 (OP)
>bird scares faggot
>faggot gets angry at bird for being a bird
>???
>I must kill the birds
i think you should kill yourself OP

>>2839424
Barn owls often kill and eat them so of course it just shit a brick. Besides... Just look at it. It's no wonder people have mistaken them for ayys/Mothman

>>2839424
Ah the noble woodpigeon. These are a very familiar bird to me, I've seen them a lot since the day I was born.