Thread 2843141

>A group of mountain bikers accidentally discovered and rescued a half-naked and bleeding woman who was lost in the Idaho wilderness.
>She had removed her shorts to bandage her raw, bleeding feet and had left her phone in her car. She has nothing else with her.
>Wayment had been lost for two days and was severely disoriented. She appeared malnourished and dehydrated.
>'She didn't want help at first. She was scared and very guarded. It took about a half hour before she would talk.'

https://www.eastidahonews.com/2025/09/local-bikers-stumble-upon-missing-blaine-county-hiker/

Watched too much Naked & Afraid?
Bad drug trip?
Deliverance-type situation?

>>2843141 (OP)
She escaped my pussy cave. GIVE HER BACK!!!

I'm gonna go with Occam's Razor on this one:

>gets lost (somehow: starts too late, gets dark, overgrown trail, foraging off trail, whatever)
>basic Walmart shoes get destroyed and/or cause mega-blisters after 17 miles of scrambling up and down rugged terrain: wrap feet in ripped-up shorts.
>run into group of dirt biking chuds while severely weakened and wearing nothing but panties. Instinctively jump to "men more dangerous than bears" female-brainworm.

>>2843141 (OP)
It was a spiritual quest

>According to a group of friends who were at the campground with Kelly, she stated that she was going on a "spiritual quest" before removing her clothes and walking into the woods wearing only a fanny pack containing knives, matches, and a compass. She has not been seen or heard from since.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Maureen_Kelly

>>2843150
kek, women outside

>>2843141 (OP)
> lost for two days
> malnourished
Drugs, before, during and after.
Either that, or just the average woman moment.
Perhaps a mix of both.

>>2843150
>"spiritual quest"
So she was on acid/shrooms.
Friends were also high as fuck because they let her strip down and walk away from camp alone.
Got it.

>two days
Amateur!

>>2843157
>>2843150
But just so we're clear, that incident was from 2013, and the girl is still missing. OP is from a couple days ago.

>>2843166
Why did she turn black?

>>2843141 (OP)
Drugs or stupidity, or both. Not sure what the meth situation is like in Idaho.

>be a 4chan /out/ autistic incel
>still doesnt recognize classic signs of hypothermia
its already cold in those fucking mountains this time of year.
Or just drugs.
Either way its not some mysterious conspiracy any more than finding some crazy whacked out chick in an alley in Detroit.

>>2843141 (OP)
>Watched too much Naked & Afraid?
>Bad drug trip?
>Deliverance-type situation?

LOUD INCORECT BUZZER

fourth option she's a retard

>>2843250
Sunlight exposure and southeast Asian DNA.

>>2843283
But we have already established that she’s a woman.

>>2843146
Maybe
>>2843141 (OP)
But I'm a conspiracy tard so I prefer to think she escapaded traffickers

>>2843166
Should women be allowed /out/ by themselves?

>>2843373
And another one

>>2843373
>Should women be allowed (to anything) by themselves?
No

>>2843374
there was more to this one. she made the story up. apparently her mom is known for go fund me scams.

>>2843388
Women should be allowed to suck my cock by themselves, although they're encouraged to bring a friend

>>2843374
She looks like Kevin Hart

>>2843373
At least she had some introspection and saw that she acted foolishly instead of insisting that "the system" should have a way to prevent consequences from dumb decisions.

>>2843398
She blames it on autism, which is extremely trendy with the tiktok crowd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1KvmIsT5I

>>2843474
She didn't initially, and she got slammed for it in the media, which is why she came out later with this apology saying it was her fault. She originally claimed it was spiritual or something crap, never mind the fact she almost died and lots of men spent hundreds of hours searching rough wilderness for her.

>>2843257
Apparently it's only a tenth as bad as Alabama's

>>2843150
It was. The woodland spirits possessed her mind and lured her into the woods to go to fairy land. Or Sasquatch took her to his cave and made her his wife. You should always be cautious how you think in the woods because some like to feed on frustration and anger.

Mountain bikers just can’t stop winning

>>2843498
They were dirt biker shitbags. Picrel.

>>2843501
Still, I will keep an eye out for naked disoriented women deep innawoods during my MTB trips.

>>2843501
Is she touching his back with her bare vagina?

>>2843526
Yeah, she's blasting muff directly at him.

>>2843526
>>2843551
I just want a woman to blast her muff on me, is it too much to ask

>>2843146
>Instinctively jump to "men more dangerous than bears"
This is true.

>>2843564
Men are not more dangerous than bears. This is precisely why women shouldn't be allowed to make decisions about their own safety. They'll open the borders and get raped by an African, or mauled by a bear, whilst claiming their own men trying to protect them are the problem.

>>2843501
Thats a fucking hilarious pic.
Also.....
Stay mad, poser.

>>2843552
You don't, anon. You ever smelled one?

>>2843587
Yeah it stank really bad but other people on 4chan told me that pussy is supposed to smell nice and she must have had a bad poosay

>>2843566
That's why we dont bother protecting them

Some woman yelled help at me the other day as I was driving
I just yelled back "call the cops" and kept driving

Enjoy your new society, women. You deserve it.

>>2843635
Yikes! Who hurt you sweaty

>>2843638
probably women

>>2843587
I've smelled a few. None smelled bad. Do you not have running water where you live?

>>2843501
>midgit fuck toy

>>2843166
>Covered in bites and mud
Sounds like she was doing OK. Not making it back for almost a month aside, avoiding injuries for that long I'd say she had her head on straight. Woman in OP could easily have just forgotten where her car was and started catastrophizing. This girl could probably have made it much longer, and would have kicked the habit in the process.

>>2843166
>Alabama

>>2843141 (OP)
>Idaho
She is a meth abuser, lots of them in Idaho
>t.Idahoan

>>2843635
>Some woman yelled help at me the other day as I was driving
I just yelled back "call the cops" and kept driving
holy based

>>2843635
BASED

>>2843373
>A woman admits her faults
>This event is so rare if makes headlines
Top kek

>>2843475
>She blames it on autism
it is all so tiresome... says me the aspergian