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Anonymous No.2845807 [Report] >>2845809 >>2845810 >>2845856 >>2845861 >>2845868 >>2845978
How to hide from humanity
The only person that should recognize me is the cashier in the grocery store, after my purchasements I disappear in the woods or in a cave. What do I need for that? A bag of shekels? Jew gold that I wear on my chest?

I am so sick of humanzees.
Anonymous No.2845808 [Report] >>2845812 >>2845844
Buy a house in the countryside and only visit civilization for groceries.
Anonymous No.2845809 [Report] >>2845811 >>2845887
>>2845807 (OP)
I see the quality of slop threads on /out/ has degraded even further this year. What happened to this board?
Anonymous No.2845810 [Report]
>>2845807 (OP)
Learn how to keep bees. Disappear into a large forest and make honey. Bring it into a small village to trade for steel tools and new bibles.
Anonymous No.2845811 [Report]
>>2845809
Oy vey he said joo gold. Shut it down.
Anonymous No.2845812 [Report] >>2845942
>>2845808
So the government can tax and draft your ass? No thanks.
Anonymous No.2845844 [Report]
>>2845808
>only visit civilization for groceries

This is what grocery delivery is for
Anonymous No.2845845 [Report] >>2845902
I sense a degree of self hatred in this post. God loves you OP.
Anonymous No.2845856 [Report]
>>2845807 (OP)
Get an OK-paying job. Live low and frugally for a long time. Save up for a land purchase + a fund to live on. Become numb to this dream in the time that takes to achieve. Become too comfortable in and adjusted to your miserable routine to be able to make drastic changes in your life. Die a sad grey oversocialized slave in spite of your ideals.
Anonymous No.2845861 [Report]
>>2845807 (OP)
>I want to buy goods at the grocery store, what do I need for that? A bag of shekels? Jew gold that I wear on my chest?
Anonymous No.2845868 [Report] >>2845903
>>2845807 (OP)
>I am so sick of humanzees.
you are the chimp son, society is the easy mode, if you can't make it here you are too fundamentally defective to make it in the wilderness alone.
Anonymous No.2845887 [Report]
>>2845809
Shalom rabbi
Anonymous No.2845902 [Report]
>>2845845
I do not hate all people but 99,9% or some shit. Just leave me alone with your drafts and taxes and other homosexual stuff.
Anonymous No.2845903 [Report] >>2845913
>>2845868
Ok Section 8 Tyrone.
Anonymous No.2845913 [Report] >>2845925
>>2845903
>[angry chimp sounds]
lol.
Anonymous No.2845925 [Report] >>2845933
>>2845913
Dont talk about your mum that way.
Anonymous No.2845933 [Report] >>2845940
>>2845925
eeh, I know you are trying but, sorry it just doesn't hit when we know your mom blows randoes for small sums.
Anonymous No.2845940 [Report] >>2845975 >>2846068
>>2845933
I am trans btw if that matters. Now go fuck you, chimp OP.
Anonymous No.2845942 [Report]
>>2845812
Ah, I see.
The problem with this is that there isn't a hole in the ground small enough so that the skyrocketing popularity of outdooring wouldn't bring visitors every now and then.
Maybe do like the Nomads.

Or just stop being such a sperg and stop worrying about people.
Anonymous No.2845975 [Report] >>2846018
>>2845940
Anon, why are you trans and why is OP such a Chad?
Anonymous No.2845978 [Report]
>>2845807 (OP)
Anonymous No.2846018 [Report]
>>2845975
that is the OP kiddo.
Anonymous No.2846068 [Report]
>>2845940
kek, I see the meme I started years ago still upsets... certain persons...