Thread 4421701 - /p/

Anonymous
4/11/2025, 12:52:43 PM No.4421701
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Most photography isn't art. But that doesn't matter, because it's able to do things art rarely can. Photography is a vial for a memory, it makes the intangible tangible. This feature is even more potent in black and white photography. Even more potent if there's some motion blur. So don't be sad your "snapshit" will never be art, be glad that you captured what your eyes could only see for a split second just for it to vanish into nonexistence. Advocates of cineslop say it's sculpting in time. Photography is making time meaningless, cutting right through it and spitting in the face of Chronos. That's why La Jetée is genius, beneath the superficial time travel argument lies the fact that photography is how we travel in time. It's how we make the fleeting eternal. Just think of how the accounts of deja vu phenomena skyrocketed after the introduction of photography, it literally pierces the matrix of time in the minds of those who experience it. I'm certain that if we one day gain the ability to control time, photography will be a huge part of that. Time is first and foremost about perception and only photography has what it takes to train the brain to be able to take charge and go from passive observer to being the one in control.
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Anonymous
4/11/2025, 12:56:50 PM No.4421702
>>4421701 (OP)
>I'm poor: the post
>pentaxfag scared of colors
Should of bought a Canon, retard
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Anonymous
4/11/2025, 2:12:20 PM No.4421710
>>4421702
>Should of
Should have stayed in school, dumbass
Anonymous
4/11/2025, 2:25:38 PM No.4421716
what a towering intellect. i am humbled
Anonymous
4/11/2025, 3:44:05 PM No.4421727
>>4421701 (OP)
Stop doing drugs
Anonymous
4/11/2025, 3:55:33 PM No.4421728
>>4421702
>Should of
Why is this something only native English speakers say?
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Anonymous
4/11/2025, 10:34:45 PM No.4421777
>>4421728
Americans are secretly ESL
Anonymous
4/11/2025, 11:27:34 PM No.4421785
>>4421728
English prescriptivism is the crown’s bullshit. They even prescribe the correct accent. Originally we were going to switch to an entirely phonetic alphabet just to spite them, but it confused migrants so we settled on making errors on purpose.
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Anonymous
4/11/2025, 11:34:53 PM No.4421786
>>4421701 (OP)
/p/haggots will Adderallpost all day instead of showing their photos. Sad!
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 3:14:25 AM No.4421813
>>4421786
>posting photos for upvotes
This isnt reddit
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 3:28:40 AM No.4421814
>>4421786
anti intellectual
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 4:53:02 AM No.4421820
>>4421813
You're right. Reddit has real photographers. /p/ is for jerking off about gear and taking creepshots of random minorities on the street like some kind of sick fuck. Just how ill in the head are you, freak?
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 5:06:11 AM No.4421821
>>4421820
Stop projecting Eggy
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 6:07:11 AM No.4421827
telephone pole resized
telephone pole resized
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>>4421821
Don't bring Eggy into this. It's you and me buddy boyo, mano a mano. You wish you had an eye for visual poetry. Nophotos like yourself flee threads in fear when my newest snaps drop.
Behold, pure artistry unrestrained from the limits of words. Bet you feel real fuckin' stupid now LOL
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 6:08:54 AM No.4421828
>>4421827
Photography really attracts the biggest wankers
Anonymous
4/12/2025, 6:18:48 AM No.4421830
>>4421827
shitty photo
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 7:07:36 AM No.4421837
>>4421830
Yeah? I'd like to see you do better. That lens collection won't save your shitty composition, rusty nail LMAO
Anonymous
4/12/2025, 7:22:16 AM No.4421839
>>4421827
>Nooo everyone must post photos with every post!
With photos like that, it would be better if /p/ was a text only board
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 7:53:57 AM No.4421840
photographers on the internet talk way too much
Anonymous
4/12/2025, 10:17:02 AM No.4421853
>>4421839
SEETHING nophoto. If you weren't so insecure about your snapshits you'd one-up it with something better LOL
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 1:04:52 PM No.4421863
>>4421827
>this is the one calling you nophoto
Anonymous
4/12/2025, 1:10:11 PM No.4421864
>>4421853
Aint nobody is seething over your snapshits lmaoo
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 1:17:34 PM No.4421866
>>4421864
Those four (You)s beg to differ, little man
lrn2read b4 posting, it'll save the embarrassment next time LMAO
Keep snappin and maybe you'll reach up to my bootheels, brother
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 1:22:08 PM No.4421867
>>4421866
>replies to bait automatically implies a successful catch
It's easier to troll people if you're not unstable yourself.
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 1:29:31 PM No.4421870
>>4421867
The only instability I see is from photoless suckers trying to protect their shaky egos lmao
Post your best snap, I promise it won't kill you LOL
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Anonymous
4/12/2025, 1:35:41 PM No.4421871
>>4421870
You need to work on the act a little more.
Anonymous
4/12/2025, 2:44:41 PM No.4421873
>>4421870
Bruh you're exhausting.
Anonymous
4/12/2025, 7:43:10 PM No.4421948
>>4421827
any time you see a gearfag saying his shitty lens is more artistic remember this blurry telephone pole
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 3:52:35 AM No.4422048
/p/eons will sit around and cry about "missed focus" (Read: artistic blur) and analyzing ISO grain structures while basking in the glow of their monitor alone in their granny's attic. it's almost like they never knew the touch of a woman lmao
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 4:55:58 AM No.4422064
>>4422048
Dishonest critique is what they do best, good faith is completely alien to them.
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 5:00:39 AM No.4422065
>>4422048
>*blurry photo*
>i'm le
>artiste
No matter how many shitty blury "artistic" lenses and garbage cameras you buy or how blurry your photos are, they totally lack any intellectual or emotional content so they're not art.

Desperately separating yourself form snapshot photography with contrarianism doesn't make you an artist. It makes you insecure. Might as well go all the way and larp as a trust fund kid. One leica and a lot of street photographer namedropping later and a lot of people would probably buy it. Don't forget the most important part: not having a job.
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 5:05:01 AM No.4422067
>>4422065
>le
You have to go back
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 6:22:39 AM No.4422091
>>4422065
No the teleophone pole represents uhhhh technology’s role in decolonizing the narrative and the critical intersectionality between the internet and my stiffy
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 6:23:52 AM No.4422092
>>4422067
le fuck off
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 7:18:57 AM No.4422097
>>4422065
>they totally lack any intellectual or emotional content so they're not art
so sorry, I forgot you people can't be intellectually stimulated by inanimate objects. I'll keep the soulful wholesome streetgroid in frame next time kek. what do you know about that? I bet a lot :)
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 1:11:39 PM No.4422126
>>4422097
You mean the urban youth?
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 2:30:35 PM No.4422131
>>4422048
>>4422097
Just starting HRT?
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 3:32:29 PM No.4422142
>>4422131
>no u
Not even bait, just a bare hook. Try harder troon.
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 4:24:12 PM No.4422144
>>4422048
/p/ soundly destroyed in 2 sentences
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 6:00:16 PM No.4422155
>>4421728
Because it's an error borne of how the words sound spoken aloud. Native English speakers learnt English by speaking, but for learners it's common to learn by reading.
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 6:02:31 PM No.4422156
>>4421827
Looks like something I'd take on my shitty cameraphone at 16.
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 10:01:03 PM No.4422200
>>4422126
no, I mean cantankerous cretins
>>4422131
I have more test in my pinky toe than you have in your atrophied balls, little guy
>>4422156
you must have been a prodigy. hate to see it go to waste under that gear collection
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 10:01:03 PM No.4422201
>>4422048
>>4422144
Quit samefagging.
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 10:24:25 PM No.4422205
Screenshot (1675)
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>>4422201
*cough*
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 10:27:48 PM No.4422207
>>4422205
>inspect element
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 10:36:28 PM No.4422210
>>4422207
Take your meds snoycel
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 11:06:30 PM No.4422216
>>4422210
Projection isn't good for your mental health. You win some, you lose some. Such is life.
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 11:18:26 PM No.4422218
>>4422216
What's really pathetic is that you think the word "projection" is an instant win card. Just put the fries in the bag lil bro, you'll need that bread to buy a new lens converter
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 11:22:11 PM No.4422219
>>4421701 (OP)
I don't know what any of this is supposed to say and I'm sure it's not my fault.

>>4421785
I'm a descriptivist by nature but this is a dumb take. "Should of" should be killed off. You need a certain level of prescriptivism. Kan u imajin iff wee roat lyk this beecuz thats wut it sownz lyk?

>>4421814
Do you mean anti-pseudo-intellectual? That's all there is in the OP: pseudo-intellect.
Anonymous
4/13/2025, 11:31:49 PM No.4422221
>>4422216
>said the schizo that hates japanese culture posting on a japanese anime image board
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Anonymous
4/13/2025, 11:50:26 PM No.4422228
>>4422221
These replies are getting more nonsensical. There's projection, and then there's throwing everything against the wall until something sticks.
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Anonymous
4/14/2025, 12:20:24 AM No.4422239
>>4422228
Don't even reply to these anons. They'll rattle on and on with their schizo babble until the thread hits the bump limit. We've seen it countless times before with "people" like cANON.
Anonymous
4/14/2025, 1:08:57 AM No.4422247
>accuses others of samefagging
>samefags himself
Meds
Anonymous
4/14/2025, 5:36:17 AM No.4422281
>>4422200
>hate to see it go to waste under that gear collection
I own one camera, one lens, and one filter. I confess to having two batteries.
Nice dubtripdubs though.
Anonymous
4/14/2025, 1:06:39 PM No.4422313
>>4422048
>it's almost like they never knew the touch of a woman lmao
Holy shit gearfags on suicide watch

>Captcha not required
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4/14/2025, 1:38:44 PM No.4422319
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>>4421701 (OP)
>Advocates of cineslop
>La Jetée
Wow, it's like you've read my post history to bait me. It's textbook poisoning of the well.

>Most photography isn't art.
>don't be sad your "snapshit" will never be art, be glad that you captured what your eyes could only see for a split second just for it to vanish into nonexistence
I agree with this, but the idea that time is all about perception and that photography will be a tool to control it is just absurd.

>Advocates of cineslop say it's sculpting in time.
Advocates of CINEMA, the highest that photography can aspire to be. And it IS sculpting in time, fucknob.
Go back to snapshitting in the streets like that hack Garry Winogrand that you admire so much, dickbag. Or better yet, read a book on your shitty cork so you can perhaps stop making a fool of yourself. Pic related.

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Anonymous
4/14/2025, 1:53:22 PM No.4422323
>>4422319
poop lives rent free
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Anonymous
4/14/2025, 4:49:28 PM No.4422352
>>4422319
>me me me me >:(
You have an inflated sense of self-importance, poppet.
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Anonymous
4/14/2025, 5:01:48 PM No.4422356
>>4422323
>>4422352
Nah you two are assblasted faggots
Anonymous
4/14/2025, 6:09:58 PM No.4422376
>>4422319
i think its funny the people most furiously obsessed with art and artistry produce the least and the worst of it

>>4422313
also see this samefag who missed focus on a telephone pole
Anonymous
4/14/2025, 7:43:15 PM No.4422397
>>4422319

Photography isn't cinema
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Anonymous
4/14/2025, 7:50:05 PM No.4422398
>>4422319
cinema used to be simply recording the equivalent of a stage play or sideshow; now its a focus group generated computer graphics profit/loss analysis show. perhaps there was a time when CINEMA was indeed a unique artform combining performance with photography, but whenever that era was it is no more.
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Anonymous
4/14/2025, 10:44:04 PM No.4422423
>>4422323
>>4422352
He owned you, samefaggot. You can admit that and stop seething now
>>4422397
Photography is cinema at one frame held in suspension. You clearly haven't been reading the literature
Anonymous
4/14/2025, 11:24:36 PM No.4422426
all literature regarding the nature of art is pseuds whacking off desu. notice total non artists are drawn to it like moths to a flame.
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Anonymous
4/15/2025, 12:12:59 AM No.4422436
>>4422426
>total non artists
that's rich coming from you, nophoto
cinefag !CiNE/YT/e6
4/15/2025, 2:54:31 AM No.4422450
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>>4422398
>perhaps there was a time when CINEMA was indeed a unique artform combining performance with photography, but whenever that era was it is no more.
Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow!

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Anonymous
4/26/2025, 8:03:56 AM No.4422519
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>>4421701 (OP)
Photography is a science
Doing it badly is an art
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Anonymous
4/26/2025, 11:54:54 AM No.4422543
You're a cornball.
Anonymous
5/12/2025, 12:37:50 AM No.4426462
>>4422519
hylic
Anonymous
5/27/2025, 12:29:19 AM No.4430008
ha, i just recently made a short film with Kodak Double X film because i was so inspired by La Jetee a few months ago. I would link but im scared
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 3:39:42 AM No.4431827
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>>4421701 (OP)
>Most photography isn't art
All photographie is not art. and it shouldn't be.
It can convey artistic senses but not an art.

In fact, determining the photographie as an art is disrespecting it's fundamentals. If you treat it as an art form it becomes not photographie anymore.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:09:46 AM No.4434255
>>4431827
This. Photography is a mosaic made of time. It's disrespectful to mislabel it as "art"
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 7:37:20 AM No.4434297
>>4421701 (OP)
sounds like cope for someone who can't take a good shot nor have a decent lens made after 2015 kek
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 7:38:19 AM No.4434298
>>4434297
My lens was manufactured in 2034, poorfag.
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Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:16:26 AM No.4434301
>>4434298
ironic cope because you suck. nice
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:44:30 PM No.4438041
Bummp
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:26:13 AM No.4443126
>>4421701 (OP)
most paint isn't art. but that doesn't matter because it can do things art can't. paint is a medium for the four walls of your home, it can capture the sunlight.


photography is a medium, retard, what changes it is what you do with the thing. you probably just suck
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:21:41 AM No.4446879
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>>4443126
>
most paint isn't art. but that doesn't matter because it can do things art can't. paint is a medium for the four walls of your home, it can capture the sunlight.

>photography is a medium, retard, what changes it is what you do with the thing. you probably just suck
I meant photography as a human activity
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:54:11 PM No.4447081
>>4421701 (OP)
You need to fucking kill yourself.