I've worked it out
Go to a photography exhibit, and look cool and aloof
Then stand next to some art hoe and say "the composition is poor and the lighting is flat"
Just repeat these things and she'll be impressed

big if true

>>4441607
Also add how it's not as good as the old masters

until she asks you to elaborate and you can't.

>>4441614
>can you explain what you mean?
>you wouldn't get it

>>4441614
it's an intersectional critique of the heteronormative colonialist narrative regarding cishet white man's destruction of nature and brutal oppression of sentient beings through normalization of capitalistic ideology

>>4441634
you forgot to mention the suppression of indigenous ways of knowing

>>4441634
Someone said that about one of my egg pictures once.

>>4441606 (OP)
why wouldn't i just say what i actually think on the piece? and why would anyone be impressed with the same critique on every piece especially when they can see when it doesn't apply to a given piece? feels like there is some meme reference i'm not getting
>>4441634
what does that have to do with poor composition and flat lighting?

>>4441680
>the piece
aaand you failed

>say it insists upon itself
>get dick sucked

I've worked it out
Go to a photography exhibit, completely high out of your mind
Then stand next to an art hoe and say, "I have no idea what this painting is supposed to mean"
When she starts to explain say, "I'm not stupid I'm just on drugs"
Then have sex

>>4441717
ok so some irrelevant meme, got it.

>>4441920
No, in art school your essays get failed if you refer to an artwork as
>the piece

>>4441917
Don't forget to be handsome though.

>>4441969
why

>>4441977
Because most professors are autistic maniacs that obsess over semantics for which no hill is too small to die on.

>>4441977
The "art world" is no longer creatives, but rather, wealthy people who were too stupid to do anything but pretend to be smart. They live and die by whatever dumb shit they think makes them look maximally intelligent and cultured at the moment. It is all about exclusivity and false prestige.

>>4441680
It's because OP is a psued who assumes everyone else is too, and an incel to boot.

>>4441980
Make a new art world. How much will you pay me for a framed ziatype of eggs? I will sign it and tape a piece of my dogs hair onto the back to sweeten the deal.

>>4441969
and what does that have to do with my post?

Every other week I visit these museums all alone and stare at the artworks of long ago, thankfully there not much people there except few security guards dozing off on their chairs. On my last visit I cried before a painting, thankfully no one was there and there are no security guards in contemporary section(maybe because management thinks that nobody would steal or vandalize the trash that is contemporary art kek). A very moving experience. But there is no one to share these experiences(even my friends are always "busy"). Crazy to think that an art loving sensitive young man like me ended up as a 30 years old kissless handheldless dateless virgin. If you are autistic then it's fucking over despite your soft looks and heightened aesthetic sensibilities. I would be less miserable if I would stop trying but it's too ugly to wear sweatpants and watch tv series like a loser retard.

These fantasies of museum dates use to feel very cozy. Now it's plain torture. It's not fair at all.

>>4443006
>Crazy to think that an art loving sensitive young man like me ended up as a 30 years old kissless handheldless dateless virgin.
That's actually fully what I expect. Straight women like men that are masculine. Straight men like women that are feminine. You act like a fag so women are not attracted to you. This is all very by the book

>>4443049
I am on the feminine side but I am not a fag. I have an extremely dark and elitist core too. I have received interest from women but as I have that I am autistic so I gave them the "ick". Shit like this >>4441606 (OP) only works if you're a normalfag.

Still, I have no bitterness in my heart regarding women. Relationships demand too much effort. It's better to chase photographs and beauty than women, at least this is what I tell myself. I would like museums date and lots of sex in the slow afternoons but that's a lost continent.

>>4443068
maybe if women don't want you and your friends don't make time to hang out with you that means that you are the problem

>>4443068
Don't take yourself too seriously and do something with your life. If you don't close yourself off completely you'll probably find a nice lady who will have your babies.

>>4443070
Maybe I am the problem but they never fucking tell me what is "wrong" with me. They just don't say much. Better to stick with art than with people.

>>4443074
Autism is a social death sentence

>>4441634
Way too rehearsed.
Go back to r/nokings, Feminem.

>>4443077
nobody will ever tell you what's wrong with you. You have to figure it out yourself

>>4443077
With that attitude you will never find success!

>>4443079
If my friends aren't willing to cover my back and help me to get out of slump then they're shit friends.

>>4443080
Should have visited whores like 19th century artists.

>>4443083
maybe you are the shit friend

>>4443121
Mate I am the guy that'll listen to you and meet if you call me at 2 am. I am always there for emotional support, always ready for a talk.

But keep projecting. Just know that your indifference is going to alienate people that are around you.

>>4443267
>you sound gay, kevin

>>4443367
>real friends ass rape their friends because that's manly as fuck

>>4443267
lol that doesn't make you fun to hang out with

>>4443409
You sound like a superficial retard who only hangout with """friends""" when there's alcohol but can't stand them when he is sober. Fuck off cunt. You'll keep alienating people around with this attitude. You're an idiot.

>>4443411
lol not at all. If your friends don't want to hang out with you it's because you're annoying

>>4443413
My friends aren't interested in art otherwise they're chill. I am also not interested in their parties and trips.

>because you're annoying
How am I annoying?

I'm reporting in to say that I have witnessed this thread
>my sides

damn i got less autism than the two retards arguing about friends and I like to shoot anime figures kek

Same goes for film
Just say "the cinematography was [random adjective], the writing was tropey and predictable and the audio mixing was terrible"
They'll think you're a super cool guy

>>4441606 (OP)
This post is shallow and pedantic.

>>4443753
Wanna go on a date?

>>4441606 (OP)
kek, a while ago I roasted some arthoe's movie recommendation (Titane, I basically called out the general dishonesty, the plagiarism and how it takes itself more seriously than it has any right to) and she proceeded to try to roast me back and then block me. Good riddance I say, the only good thing about her is she shot a Spotmatic.

>>4443753
where do you think you are?
do you really expect better from this board?

>>4444124
kek