Thread 507036367

Let me see if i have this right
>never seen any mention of vaccine side effects outside of 4chan
>never known anyone who had vaccine side effects irl
>with the popularity of antivax sentiments and right-leaning party in power, plus everyone who was ever going to vaxxed probably already having done so, there's not really any reason for news outlets to lie about this stuff
>even on 4chan, so-called "evidence" of vaccine side effects consists of individual testimonials about low-single-digit numbers of cases of side effects, and increaseingly infrequent studies that are all already debunked by the time they're posted
>even if 100% of this evidence were real and accurate, the vaccine would still have a lower rate of mortality and major lasting side effects than covid itself
>yet all vaxxies are brainwashed cattle who'll be dead tomorrow
>inb4 you're a shill
don't get the vaccine. I don't care. You probably won't get covid anyway. I'm vaxxed so it doesn't affect me. But YOU seem to like bringing it up
>inb4 imagine believing the media
imagine believing info from a site that was openly confirmed to be 40% bot content by volume.

Its about time you realized /pol/ is almost always wrong

>>507036367 (OP)
> I'm vaxxed so it doesn't affect me

>>507036367 (OP)
Boost yourself then, faggot.

>>507036895
yes, I'm sure the vaccine is changing my fucking brain to cause me to post this

>>507036367 (OP)
i bet one bitcoin that OPs eyes look like prey and soulless.

>>507036367 (OP)
My dad has cancer, my grandad died of a bloodclot in his stomach... I had a relationship with a vaxxie and now i have post nasal drip

>>507036367 (OP)
sounds like you spend too much time on 4chan. you dont even know that the covid shot is not a vaccine...

>>507036367 (OP)
Normies unironically want the kill themselves more than the 4chan NEET does. They subconsciously want to die and that is why they are taking the vax. Normies know just like 4chan NEETS know that the world is fucked up. They know it’s degenerate, pozzed, and unnatural way of living. Deep down they don’t really enjoy Fantasy Football. At least 4chan NEETS have a proper way to vent. Look at all the broken people, broken families, people in debt up to their eyeballs, alimony, 3rd world immigration. They want out just like the Hale-Bopp comet mass suiciders wanted out. And a lot of younger people who ran to take it realize their shit is fucked before it even got started. No 80’s and 90’s comfiness for them

>>507037316
You are a faggot, thats all
KYS

>>507036895
This but I'm unvaxxed so it doesn't affect me
Enjoy your prions, memeflag

>>507038205
welcome to 4chan newfren

>>507036367 (OP)
It's a loyalty test. If you don't believe that the world is ending from a shot nearly 5 years ago then you aren't a true believer and you are disloyal to the White race. Also having sex with White women is pointless because of infertility and will give you prion disease!

>>507036367 (OP)
The vax worked and covid was a hecking deadly virus (with a 99.997% survival rate).

>>507036367 (OP)
>never seen any mention of vaccine side effects outside of 4chan
Vaccine Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia
Guillain-Barré Syndrome
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome
Rise in strokes across the board
Rise in excess deaths across the board

Nothing out of the ordinary, right?
>I'm vaxxed so it doesn't affect me.
You were scammed by pharmaceutical corporations. Fun fact: Pfizer is one of the top 3 producers of the anticoagulant Heparin used to treat blood clots. Really makes you think, huh?

P.S. How many times have you caught COVID?

I got the jab back in '21 with no ill effects and I'm still waiting to die. Same with my friends and family. 2 more weeks I guess. Wish me luck.

every vaxxmaxx country is running 10%-20% excess deaths

>>507036367 (OP)
Kill yourself. Unironically.

>>507036367 (OP)
I got two siblings that got the clot shot, they both got blood clots, ya batty boi!

>>507039418
>>507039403
>>507039155
>>507038205
>>507037545
Schizos are very angry there is a non-believer.

The failure of the red deer to materialize permanently buckbroke the antivax schizos' minds. These people were fully convinced that the vaccines would kill everyone in two weeks and all their problems would go away. They were even fantasizing about how their "pureblood seed" was going to be worth millions of dollars and women would suddenly have a reason to have sex with them (LOL!). As time went on and it became more obvious that nothing was going to happen, these people became increasingly unhinged, eating dangerous agricultural chemicals to treat a virus they didn't even believe existed, just because a scientist told them not to.

Now that it's obvious the end result of the vaccines wasn't a mass die off and the consequent loss of their virginity, but rather an end to the pandemic and their becoming even more socially isolated than before, it has become impossible for them to reconcile what they need to believe with the undeniable reality, and so now, 5 whole years after the pandemic, they are still utterly mind broken and have not progressed mentally since 2020. They continue to go on about how it's only 10 more years, spike proteins this and prions that, obsessively scouring the internet for the latest news of an 87 year old dying to blame on the jab.

Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, the antivaxxers are the only ones still experiencing the effects of the COVID pandemic. Everyone else has moved on. They are completely alone.

>>507036367 (OP)
None of my friends died from the vaxx. None of my friends died from COVID. Everybody made a big deal about nothing.
Anybody have the meme where it's a vaxxer on one side and an anti-vaxxer on the other, and they both just keep smugly saying "heh just way you're gonna die soon" and the meme is just that copy/pasted for like 8 rows?

>>507036367 (OP)
maybe you should read stuff outside of /pol/?
don't forget your booster shot is overdue, you're literally killing granny

>>507036367 (OP)
Ok booster.

>>507039155
All the women in my work got advanced screening for breast cancers, one of them had caner and the other has gallstones that they found and they're taking out her entire gall bladder for it.

>>507036367 (OP)
You don't know, or you don't notice, doesn't matter either way anon mortality rates don't care about your feelings.

>>507036367 (OP)
I won’t be concerned until everyone starts blaming Trump for operation warp speed. That’s when you’ll know the covid vaccine is a time bomb

>>507039647
I've always wondered what the point of red deer was specifically, shame it's something so crude, thanks for explaining it poojeet

>>507039709
This is exactly what it is. Anyone who thought covid was going to end the world gave up on that years ago though. The antivaxxers are a lot more committed to the doomsday LARPing.

>>507040895
kek, yes, that's exactly the image I was thinking of. Thanks, I thought I already had it saved but I saved it now

>>507039647
>Everyone else has moved on
How many rounds of boosters are you on anon?
lol I bet you think about it way more than I do, meanwhile trying to sell the Pfizer shot now is like trying to sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady wearing white gloves. The vaccine board just got BTFO'd by RFKjr, Fauci's had his pardoned reinforced with kevlar and he sleeps under it everynight. Childhood vaccine rates are at an all time low and plummeting! Face it Pharma Flunkie....

Vaxxie here with 3 boosters. No side effects and still alive.

For people like me the pandemic is over since 2023. The people who still talk about it are the same who were wrong about everything from the beginning and can’t admit it.

>>507036367 (OP)
5 injuries

>>507041919
Y-you're just scared though! That's why you can't admit the truth. The vaxx will give you turbo cancer prion aids in just two more years!

>>507036367 (OP)
Deep down you're terrified and you need to cope. You hate pure bloods for being too smart to be lab rats. I simply don't care what you believe or don't, it doesn't change reality.

>>507036367 (OP)
>plus everyone who was ever going to vaxxed probably already having done so, there's not really any reason for news outlets to lie about this stuff
Are you retarded?

>>507041919
Sure thing.

>>507036367 (OP)
Your argument is entirely based on the same argument people give on why covid was nothing burger.
>I don't know anyone who got bad covid
>never seen anyone who had it worst than the common cold irl
>most people recover so who cares
You are trying the same denial mechanics as people who tried to say covid is nothing. I don't understand why people have to pick sides on covid.
The data clearly shows, it is only deadly with comorbities. There is not a single case I have found where the sole cause of death was covid. Ventilator killed a ton of obese and elderly who had it.
Then on the vaccine, it had 3 months of human trials before being rushed to public. There was a spike of deaths around this same time. I personally know 2 people who died a week after the 2nd dose and a rapid onset of heart issues. There is proven data of heart issues being more common post late 2020/early 2021 not just in the US but worldwide which coincides with the vaccine. The public was lied to by believing it will prevent covid. And before you call that not true, I can link you the cdc director claiming that.
The entire reaction by the government and public was based on poor information. And people on both sides of the politicial aisle attribute those issues to the other team bad. You yourself follow this with your antivax right wing connection. Maybe it is better admit people were gaslit into taking a "vaccine" we don't even know the long term effects of and we are only at year 4 of mass rollout.

>>507043041
It might also be helpful if people stopped pretending this is going to be the literal end of the world we are getting closer to year 5 every day and nothing close to what the doomsday types predicted has come true. The doomsday shit effectively steel manned the provax side.

>>507036367 (OP)
My mum died from a "one in a million" massive spontaneous blood clot in he superior mesenteric vein through to the portal vein. Doctors said it literally shouldn't occur without some cause like a tumour (she was healthy otherwise) . Happened a few weeks after the first booster.
I'm done with covid and I'm bored of people bringing up the vax, but seeing all the clots there's no way they didn't kill at least a few hundred thousand with it.

>>507036367 (OP)
Two examples: 1. A friend of mine from 2002, her husband died in 2002 due tona brain aneurysm suddenly. 2. My father, under constant diagnosis for cancer and all of a sudden has an aneurysm that isn't operable.

There you go.

>>507043390
Anyone who ran around shilling the red deer psyop were a literal fed trying to get more people to take the shot. Anyone trying to predict future events from unstable data will be called fools or prophets depending on if they are wrong or right. It's like how the government sees protectors and will send in agents to rile up the crowds to shut them down. Shill red deer hard enough then when nothing happens people will think the shot is safe.
The real fact is no one knows what the long term effects of the mrna shot will be. There are some suggestions that it is causing heart and reproductive issues. Everyone that took it for whatever platitude good for you. It seemed like an unhealthy risk for me to take at my age where you are literally more likely to develop myocarditis from the shot than you are to die of covid. And not being obese or having health issues reduces that chance of death from covid to an absolute zero. Maybe data will change and it will be proven safer for me to take when I'm in my 60s.
I hope what is being theorized of it being more harmful is false but even if true normies wont kill those who pushed it from hr departments to politicial officials. They will shrug and move on like always since nothing ever happens.

>>507036367 (OP)
How many people in your family have developed cancer in the last 4 years?

>>507044212
Oh it was more than just red deer. There was the deagle projection, the scientists with the 3-5 years claim, and of course the "vaxxening" none of these came true. I agree the vax was probably worse than covid, but the doomsday predictions don't do anything to help push the issue and each one that fails only makes antivax look stupid.

>>507040895
>pic
kek

>>507036367 (OP)
>there's an entire industry set up around vaccinations
This is verifiably true and I didn't use GPT to write this lmfao

>>507044855
Deagle predictions on population was exclusive to US and was a thing before 2019. Anyone trying to tie that to covid vaccines is misinformed.
No clue what the vaxxening is. Sounds like some redditor headcannon to me. I've been terminally on this board for over a decade and it is the first time I've seen it.
Scientist is vague but everyone was working off of faulty data of government officials trying to make it seem better or worse depending on their own politics and if they worked for big pharma. Again it all goes back to the faulty data causing both sides to try to one up each other instead of admitting no one knows because then you lose the ability to control goyim.

>>507036367 (OP)
You better be on 16 doses by now or you're an antivax granny killing science denier.
Oh, and how many times have you caught covid? Because I guarantee you, it's been more time than anyone who didn't Fuck their immune system up because the (((government))) promised them a miracle.
Retards, 85% of everyone we know.

>Dad had a minor stroke
>Uncle got cancer
>3 friends with vaccine damage
There's also friends of friends I know that died or have cancer.

>>507036367 (OP)
I got the jab and I'm dead now.

>>507045614
That's all fine if you trust The Science.
My 3 kids being up to date on their vaccines post 2019 shows I too trusted the science.
But the disease being an (((American))) designed bioweapon released in China, and the absolutely controlled and biblical response that did nothing to curb anything except personal freedoms (remember when truckers were the heroes for still doing their jobs in the midst of a deadly pandemic, delivering to all the big chains to keep everyone fed, until a year passed and they suddenly became scum for not getting clotshotted? Pepperidge farm remembers) being passed off as Cohencidences instead of part of the Great Reset, is what makes it, and you, complete bullshit.
Boost up of you have any doubts. Because if you aren't still boosting, you know, you're just too chicken shit to acknowledge what those doubts mean for humanities future.

>>507043390
Get back to us after 2030.
Remember, that's (((their))) date, not ours.
The red deer shill is and always was their psyop, but the slow burn is definitely happening.

>>507039585
they really don’t know?
age - death rate correlation is well known - younger the population lower death rate....

>>507036367 (OP)
>I don't buy the antivax stuff
then i suggest you take your quarter yearly booster shot

>>507036367 (OP)
Mercury. Look it up. Science has known for a long time, what business sweeps under the rug.

>>507036367 (OP)
2 family member got blood clots. 1 friend was rushed to the ER day after getting the J&J shot. Believe whatever you want. Shit bait thread.

>>507036367 (OP)
>But YOU seem to like bringing it up
says the OP. i guess you have kuru from the toxic proteins your cells produce nonstop

>>507041919
Two questions: how many shots did you take? And how many times have you gotten covid.
Oh, and one more question: why aren't you still getting the government recommended boosters?
The Science didn't change, just you.
Retard.

>>507040895
Yeah, except it's not your picrel, it's mine.
Retards, gaslighting until the obituary fails to mention what you died of.

>>507036367 (OP)
You can put whatever corpo trash you want in your body, but it will never be me. Just remember that during the next fake pandemic and don't whine about it.

>>507036367 (OP)
you are full of shit, im jacob anthony mcqueen and the three people i knew who got the vax one DIED and two more had strokes within a week of getting their shots but lived.


people arent going to be pil pulled into forgetting they were tricked into holding their crying daughters down so a doctor could euthanize them, they wont forget it either

>>507048647
reminder that they LIED BIGLY about the vax compliance rates they multiplied it by ten literally

>>507036367 (OP)
Lets see
One had a stroke.
Everyone else got covid anyway, some several times.

I got triple vaxed and I've already died 3 times
I regret getting jabbed every single day of my ghostly life

>>507036367 (OP)
>But YOU seem to like bringing it up
??

>>507047986
And if doomsday doesn't come?

Vax deaths are probably within the normal range for a completely untested "vaccine", which was actually more akin to a gene therapy.

The point is that nothing about the vaccine was ever necessary, and people are experiencing side effects both lethal and non lethal from the vaccines.

>>507040895
And picrel. Since I can't find the most accurate one, which is the unclotshotted looking exactly the same, while the clotshotted is covered in 16+ needles by now.

>>507049220
what hes describing is already here and hes rigth that the red deer thing was there psyop anything spammed like that is a kike OP and almost ALL generals are inorganic

>>507039709
You have no friends.
You're a botfarm shill, you don't even like yourself, never mind anyone else.
Boost up.
Saves them digging a trench to dispose of all the useful idiots just like you.

And we both know, no one will ever regret not taking it.
Last laugh and all that.

>>507038902
Imagine trusting your genetic lineage to (((the government))) for picrel.
They knew their audience because they created the mindless, zero self preservation retards.
Because no one wants to live on a planet with 8 billion npc's on it.
I'm actually glad they're saving the world from the mindless consumers that had no problem sacrificing EVERYTHING to get back to the normal of consuming.
Kek.

>>507049220
WW3 is happening before 2030, guaranteed, and it's not like the couldn't prevent it. They'd just have to cut pissreal off if they kept it up, dissappear netenyahu and zelensky, and things would calm down, tomorrow.
But no.
Escalation, and distraction.
2030 is already very much so in motion, and the clot shots are very much so a part of that.
But please, pretend the people who don't trust (((the government))) with their kids blood are the crazy ones.

>>507049277
>Probably
What happened to picrel for the clotshotted?
They sure were certain we were all going to die 4 years ago if we didn't trust The Science.

>>507036367 (OP)
I don't buy it either. No one I know who took it was hurt and the statistics I see the antivaxxers cite reek of despairation. "See this cancer cell culture study? The vaxxies are fucked!" "See this excess death statistic that is mostly drugs and alcohol and traffic deaths? The vaxxies are fucked!" "See this graph from some dipshit who claims to be a former secret agent with multiple PhDs? The vaxxies are fucked!"

>>507037650
This.
/slidethread

>>507036367 (OP)
Did you know that there are poisons that can take effect after 10 years? Unless somebody was to get screened constantly it would be almost undetectable or at least the minor pangs would not be connected.

For example it takes 8 years or so to die from prion disease. 7 years of a build up, and 1 year deterioration until death. There is no safe dose of prion. One tiny tiny amount can be put into somebody and it will take years to develop into a lethal disease, completely incurable of course.

>Inb4 2 more years, or even 5
I know it doesn't sit right with dopamine fried brains, but that only contributes to the picture too. The dots will not be connected. The goyim will be culled this way, and people like you will reinforce the programming to look the other way.
Repeat a lie often enough...

>>507051449
Sounds like two more weeks copium.

Kys the vax ruined my life and i will never be healthy again because of it and im going to die young. FUCK YOU KIKE.

>>507036367 (OP)
you dont know anyone who is autistic. its caused by the MMR in most cases. they get that shot, stop talking, start toe walking and flapping. go into a day care and count how many undiagnosed autistic kids there are. last time i was in a daycare it was around 70% of them toe walking and flapping, all of them with runny noses. you cattle have been sickly so long for so many generations you dont recognize it as abnormal anymore.

>>507036367 (OP)
Imagine going to a car dealership to buy a used car.

You ask to see the carfax/owner history
>we cant give you that. You need to submit a paid application for a report that might relate to the information you are looking for. They can reject your request if you don't submit a good reason of use for the data.
You ask to see how the certification process was performed and what they checked
>we drove another car of the same model, just from a past year. It worked great
You ask about the warranty coverage if it breaks down on you
>there is no warranty. If he car breaks down, you are financially liable. The lemon law does not apply to this model of car
You ask to test drive the car
>we dont allow test drives. If you use it, you buy it.

Do you buy the car? Would you buy the car for your kid?

>>507037626
yes because no old person has ever died of a bloodclot before the vaccine. And is it sexually transmitted now why would a relationship with a vaxxie mean anything?

>>507051449
They're evil demonic "people" the people who say the vax is safe. THERE WILL BE DIEOFFS. This is the truth. I'm just peparing dor the inevitable of wht will happen to me. I've accepted I'll die young. I don't really want to live anyway. Hopefully i want to just kill the bastards who caused the plandemic and all of their goos goys who CONTINUE to act like it was nothing and that it was a good thing (fucking laughable)

>>507051840
Kek

>>507036367 (OP)
>>never known anyone irl
Well there's your problem, Reddit.

>>507052582
It's wils people still defend literal jewish poison and draconian 'lockdowns' and masks that suffocate you even FIVE FUCKING YEARS LATER! do these people even think?? Do they not notice how dystopian the plandemic was?

>>507052270
I believe the acceptance curve but I know medical doctors and other phds that took it. It's about critical thinking and distrust of authority. Not mentioning how many people pass through college phases because they are good at following orders and staying inside the prescribed box.

>>507052270
Second, vaccines aren't free. They make like $30/shot or more depending on the distributor. If you convince 95% of the foids that their kids need it, you make 2 million kids x 30 shots worth of money per year from the insurance coverage. Nothing is free.

Third, if you get sick from a vaccine, you get to go back to the hospital for all those expensive tests to find out what's wrong. It can never be the vaccine. They will treat your symptoms, but will never cut out the cause. It is too profitable to do otherwise.

>>507049220
What doomsday? It's not going to kill you, it's going to give you a retrovirus that's written into your DNA and give you an autoimmune disorder for the rest of your life.
Enjoy your "Long Covid"

>>507039005
>Vaccine Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia
never heard of it
>Guillain-Barré Syndrome
that was most definitely already a thing before the vax
>Sudden Adult Death Syndrome
right, because no one has ever randomly died unexplained before 2021
>Rise in strokes across the board Rise in excess deaths across the board
is that from the vaccine or from side effects of covid itself?
>You were scammed by pharmaceutical corporations
I paid $0 to get a vaccine the hospital had already ordered months prior and have experienced no side effects
>How many times have you caught COVID?
never. Zero. So it seems like it wirked pretty well

>>507039765
Got 1 booster back in late 2021. Never bothered with the additional ones, didn't seem like there was a point

>>507052999
Vaccines don't stop you getting the disease, they just prepare your body to fight it off in five days instead of ten.

>>507040895
this

>>507036367 (OP)
Friend's mom conveniently died of covid after taking the jab.
My uncle died from covid after being vaccinated and getting executed via ventilator.
Saw a coworker get a stroke a few weeks after taking the jab she died months later.
Close coworker of mine got diagnosed with cancer 2 months after taking the vaccine.

>>507038902
>>507050369
Wasn't the whole point that it just prevents you from getting sick, even if the sickness wouldn't have been lethal? I prolly wouldn't've died from covid but i don't really want a really bad cold either

>>507036367 (OP)
Doesn't matter how many died when they're all dead to me

>>507051449
>then what's with all the posting about vaccine deaths currently? If it doesn't take effect for years, then we wouldn't have any evidence for years

>>507052270
if there were no other cars available that could get me to work and back, yes. I'd rather maybe waste money on a car than have to walk or take public transit every day.

>>507036367 (OP)
>I know 2 people who had problems after getting vaccines for 'covid'. But there's no way to tell if it was because of that or not.

>No I haven't seen bodies of dead vaccinated.

However

>I don't know one person who died because of 'covid'.

>I didn't see bodies of dead people from a 'virus' that caused a pandemic neither.

So if we're being honest let's talk about it from the start of Kovid, oops wrong spelling that was how the model's name was spelt for the predictive programming in early 2019.

>>507036367 (OP)
>>even if 100% of this evidence were real and accurate, the vaccine would still have a lower rate of mortality and major lasting side effects than covid itself
my favourite conspiracy theory is that big businesses are pushing the vaccine view
they dont want people to know covid is still around causing long lasting damage
because having good ventilation and social distancing in croweded spaces would cut into their profits too much

so they rather throw everyone under the bus

>>507036367 (OP)
The "vaxxies will drop like flies" thing is a psyop like flat earth to delegitimize genuine conspiracy theories (which would include actual concerns about untested vaccined or the coof being blown out of proportion) by making them seem like unhinged lunatics
With how blatant shills are here nowadays I'm convinced that these are just glowniggers too with a small handful of schizos who actually believe that shit (or anything you tell them for that matter)

>>507036367 (OP)
No one gives a fuck if people want to get vaxxed, the point was you can’t force an experimental RNA vaccine on people and remove legal liability when anything goes wrong.

>>507052707
no the lockdowns were fucking stupid and they shouldn't have happened. I just dont see the issue with the vaccine that ended them

>>507036367 (OP)
It does affect you.
You are the one taking experimental vaccines,
At zero liability,
And you didnt even bother to learn what legal rights you flushed down the toilet.
People who took the vaccine are subhuman.

I got the vax and one booster. I regret it. At the same time. I don't know anyone who died from the vax or from covid.

>>507054102
That i am willing to believe. Like if there were just, y'know, concerns about the untested drug potentially having unknown side effects, that's plausible. But it is objectively, obviously, not causing millions of "unexplained" deaths a day like people here claim

>>507053639
There are many that have died from it. Some suddenly, but most in a prolonged fashion so the medical industry can squeeze money from them with ultimately useless pills and surgeries before they go.
There will be plenty more folks checking out over the next decade and the rate is speeding up.
You know it's not just a multitude of deadly vectors right?
Check out the pic in my first post

i had a friend get myocarditis from the covid vaxx, but now has life long payments or something like that to that extent

>>507054236
See i didn't hear about removal of legal liability. That honestly is more concerning than all this conspiritorial shit

>>507054511
I'm not looking at an ai generated picture. They give me headaches.

>>507052658
huh? I have friends and family and i socialize pretty regularly irl

>>507053841
Why are you implying that there are no other cars, no other salesmen, and no other dealerships? Not one salesman can give you a straight answer on the car you want to buy, so simply shop somewhere else until you do. Why not just say no until the information that proves their effectiveness comes out in black and white text?

>>507052999
>never heard of it
Google it.
>that was most definitely already a thing before the vax
That's nice. It's still one of the possible side effects.
>is that from the vaccine or from side effects of covid itself?
Good question. Good luck answering it with any sort of clinical data too, since it's not happening in a controlled environment.
>I paid $0 to get a vaccine
No you paid $20 a shot through your taxes totaling roughly $18 billion.
>never. Zero. So it seems like it wirked pretty well
Interesting, because I didn't take the vaxx and I didn't catch it either. I do know an awful lot of vaxxies that have caught it 5+ times though. Interesting huh? Especially since they called it 100% safe and effective.

>>507055023
Well, if this is a metaphor for the covid vaccine, there are no other cars, Every salesman gives the same answer, there are only 3 dealerships, one of which got shut down for extremely minor problems but i just went to one of the other 2, and information on their long-term effectiveness doesn't and won't exist for like 10 years which i am not waiting, especially because the car is most needed immediately.

>>507037626
>have post nasal drip
Do you enjoy snorting coke or speed?

>>507055265
I don't make enough money to pay taxes
also literally no one (random 70iq twitter users aside) ever claimed it was 100% safe and effective.

>>507056087
>I don't make enough money to pay taxes
It literally does not matter. Tax revenue in this country is public property. The government is a custodian that holds that money for the public. Every dollar spent by that government is our money collectively.
>also literally no one (random 70iq twitter users aside) ever claimed it was 100% safe and effective.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/31/health/pfizer-vaccine-adolescent-trial-results
>Clinical trial results of Pfizer/BioNTech’s Covid-19 vaccine showed its efficacy is 100% and it is well tolerated in youths ages 12 to 15, the companies said Wednesday.

>>507045833
Just casually watching TV you see hard, hard shilling for vaccines of all kinds - the most aggressively marketed now is one to give your kid for meningitis. They even admit in the ad there's essentially zero chance they'll ever exposed and, even if they are, a 90 percent chance of zero adverse consequences. Then cue the worried-looking parents to swipe away any incipient logic descending from them saying the things they're required to say.

There's another one for hepatitis, again, for kids, essentially step one in immunizing your preteen children from any consequences for any degenerate behavior they may freely choose to indulge.

Some sick shit.

>>507045833
got 1 booster, never bothered with additional ones. Also never caught covid even though i also never wore a mask or quarantined in any way

>>507055879
Almost. The metaphor is for vaccines, not just Covid.

Take the Polio vaccine as an example. You know how it was tested, how effective it is, the mortality rates, the general vaccine injury rates, and the historical prevention rate. In fact, the only thing you don't know is how the most recent batch was made, the ingredient changes or if there are any defects in the current batch. It's your choice to take the vaccine (buy the car) if you want it, and because you know the risks and how it might benefit you, that is your choice. No matter what, you dont get to file a lawsuit (collect on your warranty) if it injures you.

Now apply that to every other vaccine. Can they stand up to the same scrutiny? Is there any other information that is not accessible to you? Why not? Critical thinking is not an inherent trait, it's a developed skill. Literally ask more questions than "no questions" and see how far you get.

>>507047643
sounds about right kek

>>507053317
They sold it as 100% effective at preventing you from catching covid, and you (((fucking retards))) attempting to gaslight reality will never change that fact.
You mutants all dying off is the only way it'll be forgotten.
A great big oh well.

>>507052999
Just keep taking your boosters.
You're at 16 doses now, right?
Too bad they didn't publish the side effects until after your 3rd booster.
Too bad they had to be forced to even do that.

>>507057116
Maybe you got lucky. I hear there were batches that were just saline.
If you were young and healthy (as in, not a fat piece of shit without serious comorbidities) you had absolutely nothing to worry about.
But plenty of 18 year olds and younger took it, and have absolutely destroyed their innate immune system, like aids.
So yeah anon, here's hoping you got lucky, it certainly sounds like it.
How long is your nose?

>>507052707
>Do they not notice how dystopian the plandemic was?
Maybe you should make the conversation about government over reach, lockdowns, and mandates instead of a doomsday prophecy...

Just one small example is the story of the Therac-25 computer, a linear particle accelerator for radiation therapy.
Several people died due to a software error.
Nothing was done about it, and blame was denied.

Steve Jobs hired scientists for his Macintosh project who conducted experiments on monkey brains.
These people wrote the graphical interface for the operating system that everyone still uses today.

And you think COVID is really true?
Keep dreaming, because reality is gruesome.

>>507036367 (OP)
>>507036418
Susanna Humphreys was literally just on Joe Rogan.

>>507037316
Seriously though, why do you care? I have had 5 people close to me - 3 in my immediate family - who died suddenly while in genuinely perfect health. You said it, you're vaxxed so why the fuck are you giving those of us who arent any attention? Sure sounds Jewish to me.

My sister got cancer, my mother got a stroke, and a friend got heart problems. All clot shot.

>>507058410
Gee, your family must have terrible genetics. How much time do you think YOU have?

>>507036367 (OP)
my mom died from the vax

thank god, she was the biggest bitch ever

>>507058488
Kek

>>507037316
I didn't take it. I don't regret dodging it and I will never take it. I will kill those who try to force me. You will seethe impotently in the corner like the vaxxed cuck that you are. Enjoy your cancer and a social security payout you’ll never get.

>>507036367 (OP)
you a golem

>>507036367 (OP)
>never seen any mention of vaccine side effects outside of 4chan
Your ignorance is not my problem. There is extensive peer reviewed literature on this subject.
>never known anyone who had vaccine side effects irl
Anecdotal evidence. Most vaxxies don't want to tell people about their side effects for fear of being perceived as retards, which they are.
>with the popularity of antivax sentiments and right-leaning party in power, plus everyone who was ever going to vaxxed probably already having done so, there's not really any reason for news outlets to lie about this stuff
Well, if it's not on TV, then it can't be true. I stand corrected. Without an episode of Grey's Anatomy or HouseMD to back me up, I guess it's case closed. There is no chance people with as much integrity as Hollywood actors would cater to their largest single advertising block, pharmaceuticals.
>even on 4chan, so-called "evidence" of vaccine side effects consists of individual testimonials about low-single-digit numbers of cases of side effects, and increaseingly infrequent studies that are all already debunked by the time they're posted
I don't care. Go get boosted, then die.
>even if 100% of this evidence were real and accurate, the vaccine would still have a lower rate of mortality and major lasting side effects than covid itself
How can you say that the rate of side effects is small when you confess yourself you have no evidence of side effects?
>yet all vaxxies are brainwashed cattle who'll be dead tomorrow
I wouldn't know, I died during the dark winter of death for the unvaccinated. My message took this long to post because of the fucking captchas.
>inb4 you're a shill
If you want to get vaccinated, then do it. The big objection that I have is that you people forced an experimental medical treatment on people against their will. That was when you crossed over from dumb to evil. Whatever happened to my body, my choice?

>>507036367 (OP)
i don't believe it was anything other than untested, and so had higher side effect rates. I don't believe the covid vaxx isn't the ultimate goy killer, not because i don't believe the gov't would put poison inside us, but because you can refuse the vaccine. you can't refuse water. I think it's all in the water.
Also, why would the people aiming to destroy all opposition to the jews kill everyone except /pol/, famously known for hating the jews.

>>507058519
You couldn't be more wrong, and there are millions of humans who died in the same way. You are living in a prison so it was forced on you. Your healthy mom or brother didnt drop dead. Youre not fit and you thought you were doing a good thing foe the updoots. Again, why the fuck does it matter to you vaxxed people? We're all alive.

>>507036367 (OP)
You sound vaxxed.
Got a little brain fog goin on there huh

>>507057128
well, for the covid vaccine
>how it was tested
animal testing, a few human subjects over the course 10ish months, all the other standard stuff im not a biochemist idk but nothing out of the ordinary apart from it being accelerated
>mortality rates
officially? 6, out of hundreds of millions. Unofficially? I mean you could just make up any number and that's true for anything, hamburgers could unofficially have a 100 million death toll.
>vaccine injury rates
not even 300 officially, again out of hundreds of millions
>prevention rate
like 70-80%. Not super great but good enough to justify it
>is there any information not accessible to you
yes, the specific ingredients and long term effects
>why
because it's copyrighted so the companies can profit off of it because that's how capitalism works, but they still hace to share the formula with the FDA so it can't be obviously toxic or harmful, and because the vaccine hasn't existed for a "long term" yet.

seems safe enough to me

>>507058555
I know 100 different people who exploded within a week of taking the vax. You're next you horrible unbeliever vaxxie!

>>507057566
No-one got saline, no-ones immune system was destroyed by covid vaccines. You live in a fantasy land where you create dreams that keep you sad.

>>507058674
Personally I find it fun to fuck with the doomsday cultists. You people really were buckbroken after red deer failed to materialize.

>>507058074
my friend got covid. Didn't die from it or anything but it seemed like a rough 3ish weeks for him. That's evidence enough it at least exists for me

>>507038205
This motherfucker seriously doesn’t know what fucking greentext is lol

>>507058674
Judging by your family members longevity, I wouldn't be too cocky about being alive if I were you.

>>507058919
You are the monkey they are experimenting on.

>>507053841
>>507052270
You are both wrong. The proper analogy is the government forces you to accept an experimental vehicle that bypassed crash test safety data. You have no choice in the matter. It has already been paid for by your tax dollars. If you are mutilated in a crash, you have no right to sue. You can not go to a hospital if you are injured in a crash, because the government promises the vehicle is uncrashable and you are lying. The manufacturer is above the law and has full legal immunity. If you refuse the car you will lose your job and your kids will be put in a concentration camp. You must drive the car if you want to go to church, but not if you want to riot/loot for BLM.

>>507058651
I never said i had no knowledge i said I've never seen evidence anywhere that isn't 4chan. I've seen a lot of stuff on the supposed side effects on 4chan; individual testimonials aside the commonly cited number is around 30,000 suppressed cases, worldwide, which even if you believe that is still less than just deaths alone from covid.

I also didn't say "I haven't seen media twlking about it", i said they have no reason to actively lie. If this shit was as common as you people seem to say, there is absolutely no fucking chance that i wouldn't see random fucks talking about it elsewhere. I don't think media is actuvely suppressing that, i just think it's not happening.

>>507058779
The word officially doesn't carry the same weight it used to. Never did after the WMD fear-mongering after 2001. Out of curiosity, was there any official story you believed at first that turned out to be a lie that you can recall in recent memory? I'm not even talking about goofy conspriacy theories. I can give at least 5 without a google.

>>507058674
Tell you what anon, point me in the direction of a forum or imageboard where I don't have to pretend a shot is causing the world to end or that the world is run by satanists in order to hate niggers and kikes and I will leave.

>>507059523
Then why the fuck do you even care? Do you want to know how much time I spend worrying about astrology, time travel, and ancient alien astronauts? None, because I don't believe any of that bullshit.

I don't waste my time going on UFO forums to tell people UFOs can't be real because they would be on the TV news if they were.

No one would even give a shit if it weren't for the fact that you went full Nazi and ruined people's lives over this shit. You people FORCED a medical decision on other people, despite their decision having no effect on you.

>>507058779
>>prevention rate
>like 70-80%. Not super great but good enough to justify it

I would refer you to the decision of tge 9th circuit court of appeals decision in the LA unified school district case here:

https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2024/06/07/22-55908.pdf

The vaccine was never tested or marketed for prevention or transmission of disease. It was only claimed to lessen symptoms, as such it was not justified to mandate people take it as it isn't a public health decision, but rather a personal medical decision with no effect on other people.

>>507060210
There were plenty of evil vaxxies who didn't want you in prison. The people who wanted you in jail were the same shitlibs and cucks who wanted you in jail for being racist. Hell even the shitlibs who wanted to take kids away were a minority.
I care for two reasons:
1. I don't want you retards standing in the way of mRNA technology in the future. It really is the best chance we have at affordable cancer treatments.

2. I don't have another community where I can openly hate niggers and kikes so I have to be around you retards constantly. There is a huge problem with purity spiralling here where whoever believes the most retarded conspiracy is now the most based and red pilled those who disagree are le evil shills.

Point me in the direction of an imageboard or forum where I can hate niggers and kikes without having to deal with schizo retards and I will leave this place.

I dated a girl who was destroyed by the vaccine. Developed PCOS, and required constant supplements and rest to not be dying.

>>507060924
Get boosted, Nigger

>>507061117
336 more hours! Seriously though, point me in the direction of the community that hates niggers, troons, kikes, AND schizos.

My mother has had nothing but heart issues, consistently fluttering since being forced to take the vaccine in order to work and pay her bills.

>>507060924
>1. I don't want you retards standing in the way of mRNA technology in the future. It really is the best chance we have at affordable cancer treatments.
That's a good thing. We're really going to need those high tech mRNA cancer treatments to help deal with all the turbocancers that mysteriously started around 2021. If you want to get that shit it's fine with me so long as you don't force it on other people. You should check to see if you can get a free donut with that.


>2. I don't have another community where I can openly hate niggers and kikes so I have to be around you retards constantly. There is a huge problem with purity spiralling here where whoever believes the most retarded conspiracy is now the most based and red pilled those who disagree are le evil shills.
Then stay out of vaxx threads and just focus of antipathy towards people who aren't like you.

>>507061669
Turbocancers you still have no proof exist, but either way shouldn't you be happy about personalized cancer treatments that cost less? mRNA is substantially less expensive than monoclonal antibodies.

>Then stay out of vaxx threads and just focus of antipathy towards people who aren't like you.
The schizo have taken over the board. They were here from the beginning, but they really started taking over during pizza gate and Qanon. Then things went full schizo ahead with the bat soup whoop. Just point me in the direction of ethnonationalists who hate schizo as much as they hate other mentally defectives like troons.

>>507061276
>Seriously though, point me in the direction of the community that hates niggers, troons, kikes, AND schizos.
There isn't one because you contradict yourself. You hate kikes, but believe whatever the kike media tells you. One might even suggest your contradictory beliefs are schizophrenic.

>>507060924
>I can openly hate niggers and kikes
*spikes jew juice*
Lurk more

>>507036367 (OP)
tldr

>>507062116
Are the schizos in the thread right now? Who do you consider a schizo? Someone who notices things?

>>507062116
>Turbocancers you still have no proof exist, but either way shouldn't you be happy about personalized cancer treatments that cost less? mRNA is substantially less expensive than monoclonal antibodies.
Nope. I don't care. I don't want a serums made from aborted infants. When it's my time, it's my time. I'll make my peace with God and then I'm out. I can't think of anything worse than being trapped on this fake and gay earth forever.

Who wants to live forever? https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE?si=Sp96Q_1EUQM5RV8g

>>507036367 (OP)
There are more threads challenging antivaxxers than there are threads telling people not to take the jab.
More people are making threads saying the antivaxxers are wrong, than there are antivaxxers making threads saying the jabbies are wrong or have it coming.
There are more threads where people like you beg to be proven wrong, beg for information that you can point at and say to yourself "HAH I KNEW THEY WERE WRONG" so you can bury your head in the sand and pretend everything's okay again, than there are threads where you get laughed at for possibly getting yourself killed, russian rouletting your fertility and thus your ability to have a family and have kids, and guaranteeing your damnation.

Seriously anon, you're trying to justify your decisions by fishing for validation.
You want us to say you're wrong and why you were wrong, so that you can say you were right.
You're looking for teeny tiny little pebbles of detail that vindicate the boulder of death resting on top of your head.

You're responsible for yourself anon.
And you fucked up by making this thread.

None, because I don't have any friends that took the vax

>>507036367 (OP)
Mayocarditis was a real side effect, killed a couple kids here (that were confirmed after investigation) Perfectly healthy young guys just died in their sleep, gone forever and for no reason.

The kicker is when they finished investigation the conclusion was that they should have been informed about the risk and then could have declined the jab. As if that wasn't the entire reason people didn't want it in the first place. Thats why they had to "make life as difficult as possible" for unvaxxed and admit with a smile on their face it made you a second class citizen. Truly the most evil shit I've witnessed in my lifetime

>>507062585
I hate kikes because they are greedy, nepotistic, and fuck over everyone else for their own benefit. I don't hate them because I think there is some satanic conspiracy. I don't need to believe a silly satanic conspiracy to observe their behavior is not in my interests. I also don't need to believe that everyone in everyone of our institutions is secretly controlled by a satanic society to hate or distrust kikes. I do not need believe that the world will end in two more weeks/months/decades/generations to support my own interests. The media and science would tell me the earth is not flat, that germs are the cause of disease, water is wet ect. Not everything is a psyop. Hell it was government statistics on crime that gave me one of my first red pills. Clearly there is good information there. You simply don't have any data to show the world is ending and you shout down anyone who points that out as a shill. All disagreement about some silly satanic cult controlling the world is viewed as disloyalty, but chasing shadows isn't going to change the system. People who unironically believe their ideological enemies will soon drop dead or that the majority White women are infertile and sleeping with them will give you prions are just not capable of saving the White race. You are mentally defective and have adopted self limiting beliefs to cope with your inadequacies.

>>507036367 (OP)
/pol/ fully supports tards such as yourself getting all the jew injections and often.

>>507036367 (OP)
>inb4 you're a shill
We should make a rule, just as femanons must show tits, vaxxers should have to show their vaxx card with timestamp proving they got boosted in the last 90 days in accordance with FDA recommendations or be assumed to be a shill.

>>507062947
Things I consider schizo?
>the world is controlled by satanic baby eaters
>5G is controlling my mind and causing cancer
>the government is sending agents to gang stalk me
>the world will end in X days because of Y prophecy
>AI is controlled by demons
Ect
And yeah I suspect many people in this thread believe at least one of those things.

>>507063241
>I do not need believe
Who cares what you believe. We been studying this shit for years. Why is this thread full of bots saying "kikes" are bad but not evil. Who even says "kikes" but someone who is scared to say jews?

>>507062952
>I don't want a serums made from aborted infants
mRNA is made in an enzymatic bioreactor you stupid nigger. No cell cultures are needed. Christcucks are so fucking retarded.

>>507036367 (OP)
Don't care. Get the shot if you want. I didn't, and I won't.

>>507063422
Ah, you are purposely flat earthing. Satanists is obvious but baby eating is rare. Of course gangstalking is real.

>>507036418
only about the 'when'

>>507063511
You have not been studying this shit. You exclusively read the papers that say mRNA bad without looking at any contradicting evidence or even trying to understand how the mechanism or testing work. I would honestly be surprised if even half of you are even reading the abstract on those papers.

>>507036367 (OP)
wow a script that's neat
>>507036418
do you guys not realize how obvious this stuff is
you're not finding any normies here

>>507063681
>You have not been studying this shit.
Studying the jew
>>507063518
>Christcucks
jew detected

>>507063671
I would not be surprised if flat earth becomes the default position on /pol/ within the next 5 years. To me, none of those positions are too far off from it.

>>507063241
>I hate kikes because they are greedy, nepotistic, and fuck over everyone else for their own benefit. I don't hate them because I think there is some satanic conspiracy. I don't need to believe a silly satanic conspiracy to observe their behavior is not in my interests.
And yet you trust the Jewish CEO of Pfizer, Albert Borla, to rewrite your genetic code, because there is no chance he would lie to you for the sake of corporate profits. Interesting.

>You are mentally defective and have adopted self limiting beliefs to cope with your inadequacies.
What the hell man? I'm just breaking your balls, now you're getting fresh with me... I didn't mean nothing by it. I'm sorry, salude.
...
...
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Now go home and get your fucking booster!

>>507063867
Don't you have a well to poison?

>>507058779
>like 70-80%. Not super great but good enough to justify it
[Citation Needed] because not even the FDA claimed to have data it prevents transmission lmao

>>507063867
Hello Zack.

>>507063518
mRNA is derived from research done on aborted stem cells, adenovirus vector vaccines are cultured in aborted stem cells, and monoclonal antibodies are made from humanized mice.

It is you who are retarded sir.

Also, why are you getting so emotional just because I don't want your Jew juice? That means more for you. You can take a double dose and I hope you do, faggot.

>>507063945
The mechanism you people have proposed simply do not make sense. LINE1 is either completely turned off or extremely regulated in normal cells and DNA plasmid vaccines integrate orders of magnitude less frequently than the standard rate of mutation. Of course I trust doctors more than you. Hell I used to work in biotech I have a bit of familiarity with some of the technology. For your depopulation theories to be true entire textbooks and fields of biology would have to be fraudulent. Just the amount of people who would have to be in on it is absurd.

And anon, you know beliefs like "White girls are infertile and sex with them will cause prions" and "my enemies will just drop dead in 2 weeks" are absolutely self-limiting and discourage meaningful action.

>>507064328
>why are you getting so emotional just because I don't want your Jew juice?
You already know the answer to that question Anon. Vaxxies have a vested interest in convincing themselves they were not taken for a ride and bamboozled by every major western government and their biopharma conspirators.

>>507064328
I don't care if you don't take it. I don't want you to burn the tech out of spite and seems like you retards will do so. No babies are harmed in mRNA production.

Marked

>>507064264
Who?

>>507064462
>T-the vaxxies are just scared after 5 years of us jumping with joy for validation every time a geriatric gets cancer
Yeah I'm sure that's it...

>>507064399
>And anon, you know beliefs like "White girls are infertile and sex with them will cause prions"
The age of Kangz has ended. Long live the Kweens!

>>507064399
Hi, fellow expert.
DNA polymerase theta.

>>507064630
>promotes racemixing
>somehow I am the jew here

>>507064626
Stroke risks up 15-20% across the board. No refunds.

>>507064523
>I don't want you to burn the tech out of spite
Oh a lot more than "the tech" is going to be burned, Christ killer.

>>507064760
And you can prove that? Preferably with a something that doesn't come from a dipshit pretending to be a former secret agent?

>>507036367 (OP)
I got the two initial Pfizer shots and the first booster. Haven't bothered getting more after that. I've still never had Covid, and a recent full bloodwork panel came back 100% fine. This board was taken over by schizo retards who believe literally every conspiracy theory they come across. They're just going to yell at you a lot and attempt to create truth by flooding the thread. It's how they operate. I miss the earliest days of the pandemic when this board had the most accurate, up to date info on the coronavirus before it even hit the West. It's a shame there are so many retards here now, but that's what free speech looks like I guess.

>>507039403
Look at the heckin squiggly lines on that there grapherino

>>507064399
>Hell I used to work in biotech
You still do. You are part of an ongoing biotech experiment.

>>507064462
It feels even worse to me that beyond cope vaxxies have some need beyond the pre covid version of being on the right side of the herd to take every official position on everything and walk away from any even mild "different". It's scary.

>>507065088
>And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those schizos and their conspiracy theories.
Tough luck, jewanon, maybe next time we won't notice your depop.

>>507064707
Again that is pretty highly regulated in cells that are not cancer cells. What makes you think that reverse transcription is happening at a clinically significant level? All of your cells produce 10 of thousands of mRNA molecules. If any of this shit was as active as you people claim we would all have died a long time ago.

>>507036367 (OP)
1 dead

>>507036367 (OP)
my aunt went deaf in other ear and barely hears with the other, doctors openly admitted to her that it indeed was the vaxx

>>507065088
>but that's what free speech looks like I guess.
This place became a dumping ground for all of the internet's retards. It started when /r/the_donald migrated here and just kept getting worse.

>>507036367 (OP)
I could have saved her, chat.

>>507065813
>reverse transcription is happening at a clinically significant level
>clinically significant
So you are admitting that the mRNA is reverse transcribing into the DNA, but say there is no proofs that it is significant?

>>507065813
Why do spike proteins persist in smooth muscles etc. half a year after injection, with provable detection of "vaccine" expressed proteins containing pseudouridine?

>>507066111
I don't think it is happening at all, but none of the mechanism proposed would even be clinically significant. Go look up the integration rates of adenoviruses or DNA plasmid vaccines. Orders of magnitude less likely than the standard rate of mutation. I don't understand why you would think mRNA would be of any greater risk than those.

>>507066347
>why you would think
I study the narrative of the Pharma shills. Today is the first time I see reverse transcription trickle truthed
>>507066303
>proteins containing pseudouridine
Is there a test for vaxxies? A home test kit would make money and provide a future for puereblooded children

>>507036367 (OP)
Brother got “acute” myocarditis had to wear a heart monitor for several months. Ex girlfriend’s sister got myocarditis.
Football player at my local high school dropped during a game around that time, was in a coma for some time.
Single mom I regrettably banged developed a severe allergy to red meat after she got her booster.
Chick I’m currently banging’s twin sister has a blood clot that in her ankle that blood thinners won’t work on and she needs surgery, can’t do any physical activity cause it might kill her. I’m sure I could come up with more but that’s enough to make you question a “vaccine” that best case scenario didn’t work as intended.
Also most girls I meet nowadays seem to be falling apart, frequent migraines, sore muscles, fatigue.
The changes in many women’s menstrual cycles with no possible explanation from the “experts” is enough to make me never marry a vaxxed chick. I just don’t buy the whole it was just a money grab angle, race based bioweapon if you ask me.

>>507066303
First I've heard of this and the proteins wouldn't contain pseudouridine. The ribosomes would simply read that as uridine and the corresponding tRNA would attach to the codon.

>>507039403
Nice chart
Notice the strange lull in early 2021
Wonder what that's all about

>>507036367 (OP)
Neighbour had dose blood clots.

>>507064982
>And you can prove that?
Yeah it's pretty easy when there's multiple articles being published about it and the doctors are trying to blame it on caffeine and birth control kek

If you are vaxxed its probably for your own good

Ah another shill and seethe thread nice bait there Mr Fauchi.

>>507066347
>I don't think
Blah, blah, blah... all you offer is talk and your opinions with no data to back them up. Instead of saying here is the data that proves it safe, you just keep repeating that you don't understand how it could be bad, as though that is an argument.

>>507036367 (OP)
So get boosted no one cares

>>507067415
I'm pretty sure the vax wasn't released in 2019... and strokes seem to be returning to baseline.

>>507036367 (OP)
>But YOU seem to like bringing it up
Who started the thread?

>>507036367 (OP)
>don't get the vaccine. I don't care.
cool cya l8r

>>507066626
>Is there a test for vaxxies?
Yeah, an infallible one. Just look for the retards covered in tumors.

>>507067964
This is an entry level biology textbook from before pandemic. I would recommend the most recent version, but somehow I doubt you would be willing to look at anything published after covid. It's a great resource for learning the basics. It has sections on cells, viruses, and basic genetics. It even goes over retrotransposons.
https://annas-archive.org/md5/42f6cd8c7ba386007bc87b29e3b9c1b0

>>507036367 (OP)
Nigger, I know a retard who let his virtue signaling wife (who works in healthcare) vaccinate their 3yo. Guess what, their kid died from some weird heart shit they didn't have before they were vaccinated. Going to a funeral for a toddler is the absolute worst shit I've ever had to do, I'm pretty sure my soul shrank watching the despair on their faces.
I'm not even sure if they're aware exactly zero kids died from COVID, but there's a trackable CFR among vaccinated kids under 10. It doesn't matter; the fact is that reality doesn't give a fuck about your anecdotal stories, but there's studies proving COVID never killed kids, but the vaccine almost certainly has killed a lot of them

>>507058885
kys fgt
I know 3 people that died right after the vax.
Uncle had a heart attack directly after.
A young guy with turbocancer, but that correlation is admittedly harder to prove.
Get boosted.

>>507063241
>I hate kikes because they are greedy, nepotistic, and fuck over everyone else for their own benefit. I don't hate them because I think there is some satanic conspiracy. I don't need to believe a silly satanic conspiracy to observe their behavior is not in my interests. I also don't need to believe that everyone in everyone of our institutions is secretly controlled by a satanic society to hate or distrust kikes.
So are these the new talking points out of Eglin or Tel Aviv?

>Hello, fellow white people! I sure do hate me some blacks and Jews! But do you know who is truly trustworthy? The media, academics, and official government spokesmen! That's who!

You suck and you need better material. If you don't up the quality of your propaganda I will take my business elsewhere sir!

>>507036367 (OP)
>never seen any mention of vaccine side effects outside of 4chan
lol?
Every single platform made it a bannable offense to even question the narrative, let alone share vaccine side effects.
There were videos of nurses taking that shit and immediately dropping. But you know that, 2 pbtid shill.

>>507068413
So those institutions obfuscate the truth? In some cases, yes. Not everything is a lie or a psyop. And even as corrupt as our institutions may be, they are still more trustworthy than the likes of David Icke and Alex Jones.

>>507036367 (OP)
I go outside I know plenty of people who suffered side effects, and at least 2 who died shortly after being vaxed.

>>507053069
so you're killing granny because you "feel"? trust the science and get boosted. i suggest doctor hopping and getting all your missed ones in one day, just to be safe

>>507053081
everyone i know who were injected has been constantly sick. it's the winter of death for vaxtards

>>507068413
But I think I finally understand why you expect people to believe silly shit as a loyalty test. You believe that if I trust ANYTHING out of our institutions then I must be loyal to them. If I do not believe that everything out of them is a plot against me then I must be disloyal. Should we disregard the laws of physics and chemistry simply because the universities teach them?

>>507036367 (OP)
wife got some crazy growth removed, can't have kids no mo. Her sister has an aggressive cancer, though it is a common one.. did get caught early. Client got cancer twice... father has growth around his heart... forget what it's called... This is all in that covid window. In my network, I am the only one who didn't get the jab. Probably will walk out in the street and get hit by a truck... that's life!

>>507036418
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, /pol/ was right again.

>>507068128
>This is an entry level biology textbook from before pandemic.
I have a degree in biology. You can keep it.

Pic related is a good book for someone at your level still learning to read.

A textbook from "before pandemic" is not a study demonstrating the safety and efficacy of the vaccine. You try to change the subject with smug condescension because you know in your heart you have no valid arguments.

>>507036418
/x/ is always wrong and /pol/ fully became /x/ in 2020.

Viruses do not exist

>>507040795
"Red Deer" was the same thing as the 5g mind control bullshit, which was the same as flerfer bullshit.

>See something that is counter to the desired narrative
>Larp as a member of that narrative, or at least adjacent to it
>Start spouting about easily disprovable bullshit, so normies associate your unhinged nonsense with the undesirable narrative.

It's one of the oldest tricks in the book. The jab wasn't a mind control scheme, it wasn't even a mass die off scheme, that's fucking stupid. They DO want depopulation, but a controlled depopulation where they get to continue using their goy cattle productively.

The most likely outcome of vaccination is long term damage to the body, leading to early death before retirement age, to get work years out of them, but not pay for their later unproductive years, and without the riots that would happen over gibmedats being reduced. I wouldn't be surprised if the jab also caused statistically significant, but not 100% of the time, fertility issues, especially in women.

Combined, they can have a controlled die off, in anticipation of automation/AI making vast swathes of humanity both unemployable, and redundant. Just think like a schizo kike, in 50 years, the world is projected to have 15 billion people if nothing is done, and like 80% of those people will be sub 90 iq retards that are unfit for post automation/AI labor.

>>507063241
gay and bluepilled

>>507069038
You don't have a plausible mechanism and you can't show that the world is being depopulated. You ask me to believe that the government is Descartes' demon when I ask for something better than a schizo boomer blogs or a cancer cell culture study.

>>507068032
>strokes seem to be returning to baseline.
https://www.statnews.com/2024/05/23/stroke-cardiovascular-disease-rising-reversing-gains-cdc/
https://globalrph.com/2025/05/silent-warning-signs-why-stroke-rates-are-surging-among-people-under-40/
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/stroke-risk-is-increasing-mainly-in-younger-people-heres-why
>it's caffeine
>it's obesity
>it's birth control
>it's ANYTHING but the clotshot!!!

>>507037316
you are already the way that you are pre-ordained by fate, slave. some people are slaves, some people are masters of their own destiny. men in suits told you to inject yourself with experimental chemicals and you did, because you are an experimental flesh automaton for the powers that be to control.

Only uncle died of lymphoma out of nowhere
Father developed myocarditis and arrhythmia, now on pacemaker and nasty meds
One of my friend's two children developed eczema so severe it needs to be bandaged
His wife had a miscarriage
His mother developed a weird demylenating disorder which left her partially paralyzed

None of these people were fat, sedentary, or otherwise unhealthy.
None of their physicians were interested in exploring causation.
None of them are included in vax damage statistics.
Go play in traffic, nigger.

>>507068297
>zero kids died from COVID
It was for granny! Herd immunity to save granny.

>>507068578
>And even as corrupt as our institutions may be, they are still more trustworthy than the likes of David Icke and Alex Jones.
Strawman. David Icke is not the source of vaccine skepticism. Why don't you try Dr Malone (the guy who invented this shit), Dr McCollough, (the world's most published physician on heart and kidney disease), or Dr McCairn, Dr McKerran, or any of the other MDs and PhDs who have been critical of mRNA vaccines?

>>507068578
>Not everything is a lie or a psyop.
Sweaty, it's 2025. You are on the internet. Of course everything is a lie. Why else would shills bother shilling if not peddling lies. That's why we come here to see what you lying about today.

>>507064399
>theories to be true entire textbooks and fields of biology would have to be fraudulent
Surely you understand that the entire field of biology accepts the 'settled science' that we are all one human race, and there is no meaningful biological difference between ethnicities? While in the same breath, admitting that only some groups have neanderthal admixture, and desperately ignoring every single study on IQ and it's relation to ethnicity?

How do you feel about the twin studies goyim? Or the fact that the most recent basedence has admitted that heritability of intelligence is around 80%?

>>507069266
You don't think the spike in drug and alcohol from lockdowns would do it? I mean seems most likely as the trend started before the vax. Can we at least agree the vax cannot go back in time or is the government hiding time travel too?
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama-health-forum/fullarticle/2834281

>>507036367 (OP)
Trust the science, dumb cunt. Once again, /pol/ was ahead of the curve by years:
>https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/05/27/nx-s1-5413179/covid-vaccine-children-pregnant-rfk-cdc
Only took millions of (((excess deaths))) for retarded normie-cattle to smarten up.
>>507037316
No, the vax didn't make you an obedient cuck, shit genetics did that.

>>507036418
Silence, Englin. /pol/'s only been wrong recently because worthless cum-gargling faggots like you won't fuck off back to your hugbox on redd*t or dicksored.

>>507069704
>Winter vagina is from niggerdicks
Now you really reaching around for spurious correlations

>>507069799
No, /pol/ is almost always wrong because it always shits out some of the most one-sided absolutist crap it can come up with. And such takes are almost never correct because the world is more nuanced than this.

>>507069564
What shape is the earth?
>>507069660
I disagree on the race sure, but that's because it is very easily observable and the governments' own statistic paint that picture. I don't know a single person harmed from the vax (not that this means zero deaths) or anything that shows the world is ending. I go outside and there are no bodies in the streets. The depopulation shit basically requires you to believe the government is Descartes' demon. Racism only requires that I believe what I can see in front of me and believe that the crime statistics are real. And here is a question for you:
Why would you believe the crime stats and not the CDC's stats?

>>507068745
>You believe that if I trust ANYTHING out of our institutions then I must be loyal to them... Should we disregard the laws of physics and chemistry simply because the universities teach them?
Our institutions tell us that ESP mind reading is psuedoscience, so don't tell me what I think.

All those precious laws of physics and chemistry you promote were at one time denounced as scientific heresy. If we never questioned the authority of institutions people would still believe Pharaoh is a god and the world operates based on magic.

>>507069977
>drugs and alcohol are safe and use totally didn't go up during lockdowns

>>507069229
>Descartes' demon
>>507070111
>nuanced
You can't use LLMs trained on Reddit here Eglin. That's why you have to fire up new IDs every time we point out the jewbot

>>507070261
I'm not saying the institutions are infallible. I'm saying they aren't 100% lying about everything all the time even ancient Egypt had advances in mathematics that were worth preserving.

>>507070359
You're not a special boy who is enlightened. You are schizo retard in need of meds.

>>507070255
>Descartes' demon.
Oh look there it is again. New shill shibbolet

>>507069977
Jupiter old boy , Wintervajayjay is of course from scutties having affairs wiv da kaffairs

>>507070495
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R4N93wprbW0&pp=ygUHSmV3Ym90cw%3D%3D

>>507070463
>You are schizo retard in need of meds.
Threats begin. Next is potty mouth. After that ragequit.

>>507070631
>take your meds is a threat
Lmao!

>>507036367 (OP)
>t. IDK WHAT'S WRONG WITH MASS NUREMBERG CODE VIOLATIONS BY PEOPLE BROWBEATING ME FOR GERMANS 80 YEARS AGO

'Never Again!' How much evil will you tolerate before being willing to risk death before ignominy?

>>507070517
>Jupiter, soutie
Nice to see you, bongroach

>>507070751
Well “in need of meds” is an indication of threatening to put someone into an institution so it can be taken as a sign of threat

>>507069229
>You don't have a plausible mechanism
That is why you fail. The test of a medical intervention is whether or not it produces beneficial outcomes. Whether or not you believe the mechanism is irrelevant. You promote theory over reality. Furthermore, it is a recipe for stagnation that nothing can exist if your preconceived plausible mechanisms can not explain it. First you gather the data, then you try to come up with an explanation for it. You have it in reverse.

>and you can't show that the world is being depopulated.
Who said anything about that? Is it really so inconceivable that maybe the scientific priesthood just fucked up and don't want to admit they were wrong? Like they did with Vioxx, thalidomide, leeches and a thousand other products that have fallen out of favor?

>>507070751
>take your meds is a threat
Yes, medicalisation of dissent is an old jewish trick. You doing that thing where you admit it and pretend to laugh. That shit doesn't work here

>>507070814
No uncle, it’s me E

>>507037316
>yes, I'm sure the vaccine is changing my fucking brain to cause me to post this

Systemic distribution of the mRNA gene transfection technology - developed by literally Epstein's friends - by the lipid nano-sheath into immune privileged regions means it is HIGHLY likely that anyone that took the Mark has non-zero White Clots found and warned about by coroners world wide. Ignore the Phizer executive's background in Veterinary Sterilization with this style of government gene therapy--

>>507036367 (OP)
My co worker kid was born fucked up. Kiss is retarded, and his left body is paralyzed, also he is small, autistic and shit. His mom won't stop blaming the COVID since she got it while pregnant and the vax since she received 4 shots while breastfeeding.
Also, my father got high blood pressure, when in fact he was healthy but he was somehow sure the vax was the Best thing ever, I told him multiple times no.
I will never vax

>>507069386
>an experimental flesh automaton for the powers that be to control.
A golem, one might say.

>>507044212
>Anyone who ran around shilling the red deer psyop were a literal fed trying to get more people to take the shot.

Experimental medical interventions with zero long term trials are intrinsically unsafe, and criminal when forced upon the public-- you failed a very basic intelligence and ethics pass, which is the real thing to to be given pause about for profiling and surveillance purposes.

>>507070836
You think some dickhead on 4chan has the power to put you in an instution? Jesus you do need meds.

>>507070884
>First you gather the data,
You don't have data showing that the vax is causing cancer or long term effects. You started with the assumption "vax bad evil depopulation death shot" and worked backwards.

>Who said anything about that?
You haven't been following this, have you?

>>507070921
Tell you what. I'm going to do you a favor. You can buy blue lotus extract online. It is an herbal antipsychotic and nootropic. You don't need a prescription and it's very affordable.

>>507066693
>The changes in many women’s menstrual cycles with no possible explanation from the “experts” is enough to make me never marry a vaxxed chick

The clandestine reason for insisting on mass migration, beside the usual communist Cloward-Piven/Kalergi Plan rigamarole, picrel.

>>507070884
>Whether or not you believe the mechanism is irrelevant.
Akshually, anon, in pharmaceutical development it is necessary to target a mechanism. This has a technical name like "ethical pharmacology". A bot trained on that data would leak "muh mechanism" across category errors. In the case of the jewjab, the mechanism is obvious. It's the jew.

I don't care if they fucking vaccine kills everyone or makes them immortal, I will never get vaccinated.

>>507070255
>I go outside and there are no bodies in the streets.
So that's the new standard for drug safety? Whether or not you personally see bodies stacked like cordwood in your back yard?

>>507036367 (OP)
Because most of the lots were saline solution.
https://www.howbadismybatch.com

>>507036367 (OP)
>>never seen any mention of vaccine side effects outside of 4chan
?? The government literally acknowledges that it can cause menstrual cycle disruptions and myocarditis, just to name the two most well known potential side effects... Seems like you're just an uninformed faggot.

>>507068885
That phrase expired in 2015

>>507036367 (OP)
>I'm vaxxed so it doesn't affect me
>but I'm going to make a thread about it anyway

>>507071087
> You started with the assumption "vax bad evil depopulation death shot" and worked backwards.
You're framing this as if it's an unreasonable inference.
We were locked in our homes and forced to be fired or take an experimental medical treatment. If we refused, we were told we deserved to be excluded from society. Illegal immigrants, however, didn't need to take the vaccine in order to be admitted into the United States. Social distancing rules didn't apply to BLM protests either.
My aunt took the vaccine. Now she has a tumor six inches in diameter bulging out of her abdomen three years later.
My father took the vaccine. He's had three strokes.
My mother took the vaccine. She was diagnosed with uterine cancer.
And when I tell retards like you this, you will look me dead in the eyes and tell me it's all just a coincidence.
You fucking cocksuckers.

>>507036367 (OP)
That's the neat thing, you dont need to pay it, they're giving them away for free, you can get any vax you want.
For me, it’s the Pfizer. The best mRNA vaccine. I even ask for extra jabs and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for extra jabs and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly lab tech laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three injections. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local health department, I go there at least 3 times a week for booster shots and a large box of chinese made disposable masks, 1-2 times in the mornings on the weekend, and maybe once in the evening when I’m in a rush but want a great experimental innoculation that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily immune system needs.

I even dip my fries in Pfizer vaccine, it’s delicious! What a great clinic.

>>507071267
That's a pretty good standard for debunking doomsday predictions. If you want to argue how the vaxx was worse than covid fine, but believing that it is depopulating the planet or that the vax is changing people's DNA those are retarded and not supported by any evidence at all.

>>507036367 (OP)
You lack critical information, then use your ignorance as proof of your claims

Lmfao midwits really be out here struggling

>>507036367 (OP)
Aunt died of rapid bone cancer right after vax. Dad and uncle both had heart attacks. Case closed.

>>507036367 (OP)
>>never seen any mention of vaccine side effects outside of 4chan

its mainly fb mums who make up the schizo antivax shit, 4chan is adult men.

>>507036367 (OP)
vaccines are a scam.
Pretty much all transmissible diseases were under control in western countries decades before vaccines came into common use.
Public sanitation and nutrition were the biggest factors.

>>507071380
When none of my aunts or uncles who took it, neither my parents who both took it, neither my brother and sister who both took it, and none my coworkers who all took it had any problems then yes I am to conclude that is a coincidence.

I've not seen many deaths but i've noticed an uptick of health scares and stillbirths of friends friends and aquintances etc

Yet i didn't take the vaccine and i'm perfectly fine, this alone in my mind proved how fake and gay it all was.

>>507036367 (OP)
friends, none, but there was a sudden death of a healthy extended family member recently

>>507071513
Facebook boomers came here during Qanon, pandemic, and Jan 6th. They were banned and now they are unfortunately here to stay.

>>507036418
FPBP
This shit hole website is just a bunch of racist schizos. Any smart people we would've had in the past pretty much left the latest 2015

>>507071421
>it is depopulating the planet and the vax is changing people's DNA
Thanks for the heads up. Today was the first day I seen you shills officially denying the DNA reverse transcriptase.

>>507071678
WHERE DID THEY GO?! TAKE ME WITH YOU!

>>507071728
Maybe if you play pretend hard enough the world will end and you can be the special boy you always wanted to be.

>>507071525
I'll tell you what anon: when something happens to one of your family members, and the first thing the doc asks is if they've had a vaccine in the last month, you'll finally understand.

>>507044855
I was just saying it wasn't worth the risk of blood clots causing strokes and heart attacks, etc. Didn't even realize it would continue to cause problems years later.

>>507071794
>special boy
Social shaming does not work on an anonymous image board
>pretend enough
No! It is not our noticing that conjures the world, it is your jew magic that has wrought this.

>>507069704
>You don't think the spike in drug and alcohol from lockdowns would do it?
It sure as fuck didn't help.
>>507069704
>Can we at least agree the vax cannot go back in time or is the government hiding time travel too?
I'd like to remind you that your data for strokes was specifically for the age group of 45-64, and I would also like to note how radically the "circulatory" related deaths spiked starting in 2020.

>even if 100% of this evidence were real and accurate, the vaccine would still have a lower rate of mortality and major lasting side effects than covid itself

You're implying that taking the jab and getting covid are the two mutually exclusive alternatives. Antivaxx -> get covid. Vaxx -> immunity. The problem is that this premise isn't true, but all of your arguments rely on it.

>>507036367 (OP)
Kek

>>507036367 (OP)
+*+*+*
VAERS Data (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System - U.S.): The Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) in U.S.A, co-managed by the CDC and FDA, have received numerous reports of adverse events, including deaths, ads well as your mum mistakenly to be Bigfoot following COVID-19 vaccination. While VAERS is a passive reporting system and reports do not automatically imply causation, the sheer volume of serious adverse event reports, including thousands of deaths, have already raised concerns for researchers and the us. Even if causation is not definitively proven for every case, the signals warrant more deep in-depth investigation than your mum has received which is a challenging feat to beat. Health care providers are “required” to report any death after COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS.

[^] EudraVigilance Data (Europoor Circlejerk): The Europoor Medicines Agency's (EMA) database, EudraVigilance, has also accumulated a large number of suspected adverse drug reaction reports, including fatalities, after COVID-19 vaccination. Similar to VAERS, these reports are considered "suspected side effects" that most likely have been caused by the medicine.

>>507036367 (OP)
Autopsy-based studies have shown much research has provided us evidence of a causal link between COVID-19 vaccination and death in certain cases. I.e, a systematic review of autopsy findings in deaths after COVID-19 vaccination concluded that the consistency seen among cases with known COVID-19 vaccine mechanisms of injury and death, coupled with autopsy confirmation by physician adjudication, suggests a "high likelihood" of a causal link. Studies highlight specific pathological findings, such as myocarditis (inflammation of the heart muscle as well as your mum’s obese arse), which has been acknowledged as a serious side effect of mRNA vaccines, particularly in young males and your mum.
Follow-up conclusive studies suggest myocarditis cases post-vaccination can lead to scarring and potentially life-threatening arrhythmias in the long term.

KEK to your understanding of ‘Specific Adverse Events’:

Myocarditis and Pericarditis: Recognised by health authorities as recently common; the link between mRNA COVID-19 vaccines and an increased risk of myocarditis and pericarditis (inflammation of the heart lining) is well-documented, especially in young males after the second dose. Even "mild" inflammation of the heart muscle can have long-term consequences.

[^] Thrombotic Dick Pulsating Events (Blood Clots): Vaccine-induced immune thrombotic thrombocytopenia (VITT) has also been identified as a serious side effect, particularly associated with adenoviral vector vaccines (like AstraSigmaBoy and _Johnson & Shitstain_ ). This condition involves a combination of blood clots to your small narrow dick and low platelet counts, which has been cited as a cause of death.

[^] Neurological and Autoimmune Conditions: Reports in adverse event databases and case studies have detailed a range of neurological issues (e.g., Guillain-Barré Syndrome, often linked to the _Jhonson & Shitstain_ vaccine) and potential autoimmune reactions following vaccination.

>>507070884
>leeches
I used these when I had the coof, was over it in 2 days

>>507072616
>Thrombotic Dick Pulsating Events (Blood Clots): Vaccine-induced immune thrombotic thrombocytopenia ... AstraSigmaBoy
If everyone starts talking in schizoniggerdickbabble how will the bots keep up?

>>507072849
That's why I said "fallen out of favor" rather than "disproven" :)

>>507036367 (OP)
Transvestite jannies kill every CHIP thread but dogshit kike threads like this stay up for days. Shameful.