Thread 507037741

>>507037741 (OP)
qrd

>>507037741 (OP)
Could it be...? No, nothing ever happens. But what if...?

>>507037741 (OP)
It ain’t hapnin

>>507037803
big wigs in are hungry

it's in the margin of error, nothingborgar

>>507037803
in DC*

>>507037803
Pentagon employees are already on their fifth pizza tonight.

>>507037741 (OP)
They're watching the riots and gearing up for the weekend military parade. Probably just lazy people ordering pizza. Doubt its anything external to the us.

>>507037803
When they're about to pull crazy hours they order food so everyone can stay onsite for long hours.
IE they're about to support an operation - attack Iran for Israel.

>>507038106
It's about Iran

>>507037741 (OP)
Fuckin buuuump!

>>507038184
drop the info then

>>507037741 (OP)
Hot honey pepperoni pizza sounds good

ultraorthodox are threatening to dissolve the knesset if torah students are no longer protected from getting drafted. idf is running out of manpower and israels image is in very bad shape. they have to do something to distract the goyim and keep up the illusion that bibi is in control

>>507038557
in other words jews are jewing and amongst each other and they‘re willing to jew others if it means they can jew israel and the other jews who are trying to jew them back

>>507038319
it's been in other threads but all our bases in the middle east are on high alert, evacuation of non essentials from Bahrain and Erbil in Iraq.
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-embassy-iraq-preparing-ordered-evacuation-due-heightened-security-risks-2025-06-11/

>>507038482
Hot honey pepperoni pizza isn’t going to taste as good when your body gets turned into pepperoni pizza

I want to write songs about saving Ann Frank and impregnating her while wearing confederate garb and using a musket during wwII.

>>507037803
In DC, when gay bar attendance is low and pizza shops are busy it means we're going to war.

>>507039194
muttlandia saving from muttlandia, nice, a brekkie cunt would say "noice"

palantir and its investors (jews) are behind the nokings faggotry

>>507039432
oh shid

>>507039194
ANNA FRANCO SAVED

>>507038927
If Israel tries to ruin Trumps parade he's not going to give them any help whatsoever. Total hypersonic inundation.

>>507039194
Looks like they'd better hurry.
>>507039306

Dear DoDards,

Doing this makes it even more obvious.

Die in a fire,
Anon

>>507040053
Lmfao kikes and glow niggers can try to hide but autism is a powerful indeed. Oy vey nothing to see here goyim stop noticing looool

>>507038482
Sounds creepy coded

>>507040015
it's not just Israel, we're going to hit them too as Iran threatens us with nukes too.

>>507040270
Yeah doesn't sound tasty at all. Plus more than likely some pedo code like you said. Just a reminder that the largest cp collection in the entire world is actually under our governments control. Odd how that works right. If it's illegal why not destroy it..oh yeah how else would they plant evidence to justify silencing their enemies

>>507040278
kino if true

>>507037741 (OP)

they eventually gonna suffer a strategic disaster cause they cant afford an in house canteen..

>>507040586
why do you think we massed strategic bombers in Diego Garcia for the past month?

>>507040735
wow so true, it's been keeping me up at night

>>507040735
I thought they were for bombing Houthis.

>>507040569
Spicy honey on chikkum nuggers is surprisingly good. Not sure about pepperoni.

>>507039194
Yankee boys BTFO
The Baby Fuhrer will lead us in our future victory

>>507041319
the B-2's that were there initially were for bombing the Houthis. We cut a deal with the Houthis and stopped bombing them, as a result, the B-2's rotated out, and we rotated in B-52's as Iran's anti-air defense is still fucked from the last time Israel took out their S-300 and S-400 sites. Stealth attacks will come from F-35's from Iraq to suppress any air defenses Iran has left, and then the B-52's will drop the bunker busters since many of these nuclear sites are like 200m underground. The B-52 can carry more ordinance than the B-2.

>>507037741 (OP)
>>507037850
An XL pepperoni just flew over my house

THEY'VE RAISED THE STRAWBERRY MOON OF WAR

>>507041601
Ah, hadn't heard about the B-52s.
Kinda silly re-basing them as those old birds need a lot of TLC and it's not like CONUS is that much farther away.

It's anudda pizza gate

>>507042290
Could be anything

>>507039432
>>507039432

Is this a meme, or is there actually an explanation to this?

>>507042500
Much like the Royal Navy, the DoD is full of poofters. Why do you think they shaped their office like a butthole?

>>507037741 (OP)
How are there pizza analytics but we cant track crime this way. We need Palantir

>>507042792

That explains why the gay bars are empty. Why are the pizza places full? Are they ordering food to last all night?

Also why are they gay.

>>507042500
The pizza thing is true and I am pretty sure I've seen that as a way of knowing something was coming up from a long time ago.
But it could be a lot of things. OPs image is actually real, I just checked. They're also having a big military parade soon aren't they? So there are probably tons of extra troops there. Could be that. Could be a war.

>>507043141
notably, though, this specific pizza shop is pretty near to the pentagon.
Could check other pizza shops around there too I guess. Maybe it's their favorite spot.

Extreme Pizza, which is across the street from the Pentagon is also showing the same.

>>507038482
It is good, but it's one of those things that tears your asshole apart. It isn't that it's too hot, it's that the very oily spiciness sticks on the way out and no amount of wet wipes will help.

>>507042284
yeah, at first I thought why replace B-2's with B-52's they're dinosaurs but then I was educated on the loadout B-52's can have compared to B-2's, so they still have a role they can play as long as either air defenses are suppressed, or they're launching ALCM's from hundreds of miles away cause they can carry a lot more of those than any other fighter or bomber.
B-2 can carry 40,000 pounds of payload, B-52 70,000 pounds. So it's a pretty significant difference. The B-1B can carry 75,000 pounds internally plus more on external hardpoints, so I'm surprised they're not going to use those as B-1B's still have stealth just in case Iran still has some air defense that can pop our B-52's.

>>507043104
>why are they gay
Basic training

>>507043348
Fairlington Pizza too
if they actually start shit with Iran then we now have a pretty good list of glowniggers favorite slices

>>507043389
That's fine and all but why Diego Garcia? Andrews is only a 1000 miles farther out and Rammstein is a 1000 miles closer!

>>507043389
The B-52’s aren’t the same ones as ww2 all those have been decommissioned and replaced with modern versions

>>507043910
Andrews is in Maryland, you mean Anderson in Guam right? Probably because of retaliation fears, Guam is populated, Diego Garcia kinda isn't in comparison, and probably clearer flight path too. Flying from Rammstein would take it over places like the Black Sea, Syria, Iraq etc places where they can be shot down. Flying from DG it's all open ocean into Iran.
>>507043930
This is true, but they still have no stealth and it's somewhat questionable to use a non stealth bomber on missions with a country that has modern air defenses. They must be quite confident that Iran's air defenses are fucked.

>>507037741 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNDJZ48MQgM

>>507037741 (OP)
Pidser?

>>507038482
Enjoy shitting in your toilet later

>>507044441
No, I meant Joint Base Andrews. I mean it would have the same problems as Rammstein which is half the distance but I see your point about the appraoch.

>>507038482
1/2 pep 1/2 sausage magnifico from Marcos...

Wouldnt they be getting a lot of door rash kind of orders too or does the white house not allow that at the gate

>>507047040
I told you faggots its real

>>507048883
Joint base Andrews .. quite far from Iran... 10k miles vs 2k miles from Diego Garcia.
Anderson is about 6000 miles from Iran
Rammstein is like 3000 miles away.
So Diego Garcia is closest, is not highly populated (vs using Doha or Bahrain) so it isn't threatening large civilian populations with Iranian retaliation, and has clear flightpath all over open ocean to Iran.

It is ideal.

>>507037741 (OP)
>It's happening time
>pizzato pizza
More like It's pizza time

>>507037741 (OP)
Trump is busy watching Les Miserables rn

>>507050064
that was the point you stupid nigger

>>507050129
Rex84 look it up goyim.

nothing ever happens