>born retarded
>join ROTP
>get in easily because no one with a brain wants to join your underfunded military
>get a degree in digesting propaganda and then eating it out of the toilet
>paid for by canadian taxes
>throw a sandbag
>become glownigger officer
>don't do any work
>fall for everything you read in reuters
>beg chinese to immigrate
>kill teens in sudan
>suck third world government cock
>dude you knew from ROTP dies in the middle of the desert
>it was allied friendly fire
>oh well
>beg israel for money
>beg china for money
>don't do any work
>beg america for money
>beg india for labour
>beg korea for submarines
>beg UK for money
>ronald blompf calls you a limp dicked queer
>tell america to "f-fuck off man"
>voice cracks
>start shaking and shit yourself
>king sausage fingers calls you a big boy
>chuffed
>beg sweden for jets
>continue to get all your intel (it's all well-poisoned) from the CIA and Mossad
>rape military women
>cover it up
>don't do any work
>beg indians to immigrate
>smoke weed
>eat kraft dinner
>goon
>pay 50% more for american jets
>kick the can down the road
What a dogshit "intelligence agency". I suppose I was expecting too much from the folx who built their country by suckling on the teat of the American economy. I used to think EhBuddyHoser was run by CSIS but I'm certain you're too retarded to conceive of occupying any internet space for the express purpose of mitigating the influence of foreign agencies. I bet you rely on America and Israel for that, too. I'm glad that my instinct to embrace misery and not contribute to this society was correct. Thank goodness I didn't waste my time hoping for a constructive relationship with this "country" and instead managed to stay alive by farming dopamine from abject hedonism.

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>>507044297 (OP)
>he joined the military
>still has to pay rent
Canadians exploit their own socialized academic and healthcare systems until they have the potential to be a real asset to the country, and then immigrate to the United States to make more money, while extolling the virtues of their "home and native land." With values like this, it's no wonder why Canadians worship Indian migrants while chastizing people who fight to stay in the place they belong. Both Canadians and Canadian glowniggers will gobble up American news and then, from America, communicate it back home and use the Canadian reputation to corroborate actual slop. Worse still, Canadian national security "experts" are now echoing sentiments from the governments of India, China, and actually retarded, literal 70 IQ governments of failed states, all because Canadians are too retarded to do anything with the vast resources readily available to them.
>CSISsies pat themselves on the back for nodding along to the whims of allied glowniggers directly threatening to take over their home
>won't do anything about gun smugglers, drug niggers, foreign intelligence agencies, violent crime, actual transnational gangs, car theft, and even pettier crime
>will still look at themselves in the mirror and call themselves heroes for defending democracy :DD
I was born into this world and now I'm trapped.
>"currently observing, watch it bud
Observe this, retard:
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>they removed the proxy IQ test from the forces application because they know Canadians are beyond retarded
You have squandered the precious time you've had to build a country. Suffocate on the fumes of your burning forests. Beg God to forgive your retardation before you breathlessly plummet into the depths of hell. "Elbows up." What a stupid country. There's no hope for you fucking morons. You will not turn it around.