https://archive.md/Qy6Gp
>Albanese must make Trump an offer he can’t refuse

https://archive.md/HhBAj
>Senator ‘bitterly disappointed’ as anti-corruption watchdog clears Higgins compensation payout

https://archive.md/TDirU
>An assistant nurse caught with almost $2 million in drug money under her bed has been spared jail.

>>507081455 (OP)
finally, a real aus/pol/ thread

Higgins wins again
How does she do it?

>>507081455 (OP)
Remember when you anti-vaxxers got shot up by cops when you were protesting in Melbourne? Good times

>>507081547

>>507081593
by being a massive slag
shes above you on the pecking order

>>507081740
Might have to send Mark a few choice emails about this

>>507082004
>https://archive.md/HhBAj
mark dreyfus?
im sure hes well aware of the slag vote demographic
must be at least 10%

Evening cunts. Dinner is going to just be chips. I cbf even leaving the house, it's too cold, and I may see a brown person.

>Albo. Lol.

>HigPig must be an intelligence asset. Everything surrounding her is just strange.

>At this rate, the bed is the safest place for it.

Why is our PM meeting with Dan cunt? Also, why is Dan cunt allowed to even go outside? I assumed he would run away to China. How he isn't in jail I will never know.

>>507081678
How is Pine Gap this fine evening? Hope the coons in town aren't giving you much trouble.

242 pajeets ded

i wish that was me all mushed up among poo meat

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/airplane-with-over-100-on-board-crashes-in-indias-ahmedabad-city-according-to-reports/news-story/3628f4e5e303e1a7445ce93ce4d56c2b

>>507081678
Remember how you vaxxers died 2 years ago? Good times

>>507082083
I'm next in line to get a compensation payout from the Commonwealth but because I am not a retarded slut they don't want to
>mark.dreyfus.mp@aph.gov.au

>>507082186
5 shots deep and still going stronk. 2 more weeks, right???

All the elderly jeet men in my suburb gather in front of the local coles everyday for most of the day. There's probably 30 of them being an eyesore.
Does this happen where you live?

>on a holiday in Australia
>don't know that 'abo' is a slur, sounds just like any other word that Aussies shorten
>ask waitress where I can see some "abo stuff"
>she looks appalled
Thanks a lot guys.

>>507081593
what's this all about?

>>507082226
free money is the best money
good luck in the powerball
if i win ill buy youse all a case of vb 30 cans block for a hard earned thirst from shitposting

>>507082091
>Why is our PM meeting with Dan cunt?
He was his main advisor during the election campaign.

>>507082475
I don't gamble

Thank fuck for that I was going to say let the shitsippers in the other (split) bake know but fuck 'em. Cunts get what they deserve.

>>507082401
>Proud First Nations Indigenous Native Traditional Custodians

>>507082472
>'To the contrary, the evidence obtained reflected a process that was based on independent external legal advice, without any inappropriate intervention by any minister of either government. 'There is therefore no corruption issue.'
>Federal Court judge Michael Lee found that Ms Higgins made at least nine untrue representations when negotiating her settlement with the commission in his judgment in the Bruce Lehrmann defamation case last year.
>In Ms Higgins' draft statement of claim, first reported by The Australian newspaper, she had been 'diagnosed as medically unfit for any form of employment, and has been given a very poor prognosis for future employment'.
>The claim suggested she was therefore due over $2.5 million in economic loss for 40 years' of missed earnings.
>However, Ms Higgins announced last week that she had started a new role as director of public affairs at the public relations agency, Third Hemisphere.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14804261/NACC-Brittany-Higgins-compensation-payout.html

>>507082475
100 million?

>>507082401
the politically correct term is
>boong
you got them mixed up, Bazza

>>507082401
Australian women are gay. Don't worry about it.

>>507082558
yeah

>>507082576
swear/racism filters havent picked up boong yet so it must be ok

>>507082611
I hope I win.

>Yeah Mark here, what are you fucking dog cunts up to? Couldn't give a fuck about your problems. Higgins gives me sloppies under the desk at parliament house while I am drafting bills to fuck you dumb cunts over. Yeah nah get fucked

>>507082558
>>507082642
>boong: the sound an abo makes as it bounces off the road train's bullbar after lying in the road.

>>507081455 (OP)
Any of you lads watching the WTC final

>>507082913
Something suspect about this image when you download it from the gov site

>>507082401
Do that in a nice country town. The waitress will still look appalled, but she will call you a boong-lover

>>507082939
Three dead threads. I won't be awake much longer

>>507082743
me too i could get gf

>>507082509
its a bit different its a chance at a get out of jail free card and become the jew

horses and pokies are shit

>>507085441
may with powerball, but not with saturday lotto

>>507085519
oz lotto has had some good jackpots

>>507081455 (OP)
Just had my shit pushed in, again

>>507081455 (OP)
Fucking archive trannies thread splitting again
Fucking jews

Di australian goment must legalise machetes for african pipo it na creating a black market and it becomes violent as machete dealers attack each oda for control for di market

>>507085677
You claim pesin na woman but you get lai lai seen dat pesin, i tink dat it na you wey be di woman and dat you de no bi a real woman but a man dat no fit be a man and so you tried cloth a woman

>>507085688

/our girl/ is making $300k per month

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/quickly-crawled-wild-amount-annie-knight-makes-per-month/news-story/886b8b4fd993eb9c77e08530318f0eb6

>>507085441
If I won I would use the money to get away from people

Can't work out whether the arse poster is a bot or a prolific deranged leftist faggot or troon squad. It just hit multiple boards simultaneously. The style is unmistakable.
>>507085677
The other bake is just as bad. Narc-hive bakes are always trash.

>>507086092
>Can't work out whether the arse poster is a bot
he replied to my reply today right on point, so I don't think he's a bot

>>507086267
>so I don't think he's a bot
oh well, a mentally ill tranny or faggot was always on my bingo card so 6 of 1 and half a dozen of the other.

>>507086092
Im a cybernetic assassin sent back in time from the year 2029

>>507086092
Narc-what? The other thread has a bruce, thus making it official aus/pol/

This thread has a kike roastie wojak. Thus making it officially gay

>>507086971
>thus making it official aus/pol/
Aside from the fact it was infested with dickheads from the start. archive = narc-hive

>>507086772
timestamp your left arse cheek

>>507086772
Fuck you

>>507087175
>aus/pol/ infested with dickheads
This is normal? Sounds based? Sounds routine and normal.

>>507087526
It's like saying the ocean is full of fish. Like, it's the ocean innit, it's where the fish live. And aus/pol is a giant ocean of dickheads.

>>507086772
That is one thrashed out arsehole fucking hell imagine the smell

>>507081455 (OP)
Why does she look cute?

What's the fastest way to get very obese? I'm looking to around 100kgs ASAP.

It's over.

>>507089342
Find a restaurant's grease trap, fill up a steel bucket with that stuff. Heat slowly on a stove and chug that liquid gold like there's no tomorrow. Can I ask why you want to be a fat cunt?

>>507089581
I shey al-qaeda blow up dat wor wor tin, white man built big tin laik dat for mai kontri and we smashed all di windows and put faya on top it

>>507088143
australian genes

>>507089650
dsp

>>507092246
Just be a real fake paedo instead

>>507082913
Typical dirty fucking kike.

>>507095993
Would you accept a sloppy from Brittany in exchange for your professional integrity?

>>507081455 (OP)
This is proof that "chad" is mental, not physical. This guy looks like a chad, but bends the knee like a beta. It's the kind of guy that gets divorce raped.

>>507089581
>Global City

You love to see it

Can that autist anon who's working on the jew dna targeted bioweapon please hurry the fuck up? thanks.

>>507089581
A truly global city that has no water for half the year, amazing

>>507085688
Look at those doctors and engineers.

>>507096589
Before she turned into a bloated pig post-scandal, yes. But not ever since.

>>507098195
hmmm
I still would for I only pretend to have professional integrity

>>507089581
every time i see a news story from adelaide its about a sudanese person committing a heinous crime
is that what they mean by 'global city'?

>>507082534
In all the history of wall hitting, has any woman ever hit the wall this hard before?

>>507099001
wobbly sloppy cottage gobby
fuck m8 as if u would deny her the philosopher's stone