Thread 507097205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVhbpcLNoBQ
Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison

Early start edition

>>507097205 (OP)
sup /lpbg/

Docket
2 revocations also, 1 already done

>>507097205 (OP)
TYB
they jumped the gun again

TYB

This nog seems too happy kek

Good morning frens
>>507097205 (OP)
tyb

>>507097205 (OP)
comfy

this fucking guy

bro, they are telling you to wait for a lawyer
stop.

This guy is so retarded he's gonna give up on getting a free lawyer

Low time preference negros always want to go ahead even if the state will give them a free lawyer because of their extremely high time preference

12th grade education and can't read or write

>>507097466
high time preference negros*

>How do you plead to being an Ohioan?
I misheard Danny and started laughing
"Are you or are you not from Ohio?! FESS UP!"

What's your highest education?
>12th
Can you read and write?
>not really

>>507097205 (OP)
TYB

this man, he is retarded
not like "retarded" but actually retarded

>>507097294
Jolly Jiggaboo

shuckin and jivin

what the actual fuck am I listening to
this dude....
police have to interact with this every day

>>507097590
He black n' slow

Sheryl,
save us from this farce

>>507097484

The education system somehow becomes worse with each passing year. I'm reminded of that girl in Connecticut that graduated with honors with a scholarship to uconn and was illiterate.

>>507097719
shurrl a cute

He definitely a house nigger

this guy is talking 100% bullshit

>>507097757
didn't she sue the state for not giving her a proper education too?

>>507097854
no. you dont let this man anywhere near the house
this man is a field nigger
he can handle basic tasks like pick the cotton and put it in the bag, take full bag and put it in the wagon

TYB and good morning /lpbg/ hoping for some amusing contestants.

>>507097757
Helen Keller?

Holy shit it worked

I feel like they took pity on the profoundly retarded here today

Massa let him free.

>>507097976
He makes me laugh.

He really is shuckin' and jivin' hahaha

he made it to page 10

I'm Free!

Lord help us

up next we have Reagan Bruce, who was drunk driving and killed a lady

https://www.houmatoday.com/story/news/2021/06/30/lafourche-woman-pleads-guilty-deadly-2018-crash/7809675002/

could be worse

Well, well, well

>>507098396
>Reagan Bruce, who was drunk driving and killed a lady
I can fix her

GOD is GOOD

They let you have makeup in prison?

she's got a weird artie lange nose

>>507098588
Maybe for this hearing.

>>507098588
its bad for their self esteem or something if they don't. also it gives the staff one more thing they can take away if they fuck around. plus time spent putting on make up is time not spent plotting escape, crafting a shiv, or doing any other nefarious shit.

>>507098476
I'd be her DD. Designated Dicker.

SHE SAID SORRY! YOU HAVE TO LET HER OUT NOW!

Jesus show a little remorse femoid.

>>507098738
>Jesus show a little remorse femoid.
Seriously
The board asked you what you did and how you got there, and you just said "I've done programs"

And now crocodile tears

Alright there are the tears. Oh this just got good.

>>507098588
she is probably in low risk, work release type incarceration
she is non-violent, first offender, and no write ups
she is the lady you see working at a fast food job. she is there on work release and she spends her nights in a halfway house type place

oh boy she's gonna put on an act now. this should be good.

How did she post on facebook from prison?

>boomers seething about a facebook post
typical

>>507098655
>Hey Har, I'm not going to be able to come in this morning. I killed someone while driving drunk.

this is one dumb bitch if even half of this is true.

>>507098926
>How did she post on facebook from prison?
Sail foams

imagine getting into internet fights on faceberg from your prison cell

No tears

>>507098655
Ah fuck don't look up images of Artie Lang nose

Retarded fake crying. Women always do this shit

ooof. she walked out of rehab and then had her drunk driving homicide
fellas, Im hearing a deny in the making

Henlo frens. Are you all completing your programs?
>>507098926
Illegal cell phones.

now lets hear her try to explain that shit away

>>507099126
>If I'm crying they will feel bad for me.
>If they feel bad for me they will act in my favor.

a real patrick henry level orator here

>>507097910

Yep.

A Compton nigga, a Bronx nigga and a Louisiana nigga bump into each other on the street, who wins?

>>507099274
jews

What crime she commited?

ok, so she doesnt do fast food, she does production work

>>507098588

Mich like other contraband, it's made from poo.

>>507099243
kind of a genius move ngl

>>507099274
no one. we all lose.

>>507099302
get drunk, have car accident, kill human

>>507099302
she killed a woman while driving drunk after walking out of a rehab program

>>507099302
Drive REALLY drunk, cross center line and hit/kill another car. Other driver died.

>>507099302
drunk driving homicide 7 days after she walked out of rehab

HACKED

>>507099362
nailed it

>It wasn't me.
>Maybe someone hacked me.

>How'd you get on social media?

Finally, asking the burning questions. Ooo and now she's denying it.

Get her Mee-maw!

>>507099482

The hacker known as Jim Beam.

I think they're going to deny this time.
She's only served 5 years on 20 year plea deal
Not quite yet.

What's with this girl's voice? She's got that classic, hoarse, raspy voice a lot of party girls seem to have from screaming, yelling, smoking, and drinkng.

Got a real Amber Heard here.

Her addiction literally killed a baby. Fuck her

DENIED

>>507099482
>>507099544
>Phone Phreaker?
>No, it's Beefeater

>>507099645
Yeah, 5 out of 20 is not going to get somebody out soon with such heavy victim opposition

I also noticed, as she was picking up her papers - zero wetness on her cheeks
She isn't upset that she killed somebody, she's upset that she's in prison

>>507099683
A queen in the streets, a shitter in the sheets.

Ok, we got a spicy one up next
>02 WATTIGNY, PATRICK B 00780087 W/M 09/09/1967 WSO 02/27/2025
> STM CVD 01 05/02/2025
> [1281F21] INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
> 1281F2021 MOL OF JUV CONTROL SUPV JUVENI
> 1281F2021 MOLESTATION OF A JUVEN

>>507099683

I love that most of her case hinged on her being a good actor which is why it all seemed to fall apart so quickly

>>507099831
>MOL OF JUV CONTROL SUPV JUVENI
i haven't seen this before

>>507099645
yeah, the Board wants to see them serve half the time
she is already on work release, she is basically on supervision already. she just doesnt get to go home at night
around here, if you are talking to someone competent at a fast food place, they are on work release
we also have a tire plant that loves work release as well.
there are tax breaks for hiring work release people, that basically makes them free labor.
even if they are not smart enough for technical jobs, you can have them doing other work that needs done

>>507099831
Oh shit it's spicier than I could have hoped for
It's a fucking PRIEST who molested boys

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/investigations/losing-faith/victim-of-priest-pleads-with-officials-to-deny-early-parole-losing-faith/289-4047ee01-daf6-4daa-9890-5091a767cc69

>>507099752
Does this crying shit ever work? Feel like it's very hard to pinpoint if they actually feel remorse or are just upset about because they're in jail. Also this type of thing isn't like a math test where 2+2=4 that some body language specialist can with a 100% certainty confirm it.

i'm predicting a deny on this one

This guy reminds me of Hannibal Lester from SotL

He seems a little fruity. Why so many fruity dudes become priests?

>>507099921
Yeah, he's finished before this one even started.

Whenever you are viewing the inmate in this room, they are a pedo. Must be the pedo wing of the prison

>>507099963
>Does this crying shit ever work?
On people? Hell yeah, that's why they do it
On the board? I doubt it

>>507100114
I don't know, man. I knew this baptist pastor who was probably gay. Heard him preach one time and he was talking about how great it would be to get to heaven and see Jesus' feet
>"just imagine seeing Jesus right in front of you, imagine seeing his feet and just holding his feet"

>>507100100
>Hannibal Lester
it's Lecter fren

He gives me the heebie jeebies

He even has the gay accent

Johnny Sack should have stuck to basic crime

Lets see if he can break the pedo deny combo

>>507099869
From what Sheryl just said, it sounds like it's considered a more heinous crime if the person you molested was somebody under your supervision
So priests, teachers, etc. raping the people under their supervision

This fag needs to fry

can we just deny this pedo and take him out back and shoot him?

You know Jim is ready to unleash on him

I'm an hour late /lpbg/. Did I miss anything?

>>507100303
makes sense
>"SUCK MY DICK IF YOU WANT AN A. YOU KNOW GOOD GRADES ARE IMPORTANT TO GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE"

>>507100439
Tim I cant type

>>507100490
Pedo priest on right now!

>>507100498
I mean, I've watched plenty of porn that started that way, and it turned out ok for me.
But I guess those girls were all over 18, so it's not exactly the same

>Steve Hoyle School for Sex Offenders graduate
Free this man!

>>507100296
>Vito Spatafore is a come-from-behind kind of guy.

>>507100490
A hottie who killed someone drunk driving with a odd voice and now you got the priest kiddy diddler on now

>>507100490
we had a retarded nigger who concluded his hearing with "Im Free!"
we had a female drunk driver who killed a person get denied (rightfully)
and now we have a pedo priest who needs to not breathe anymore

Dude gave a class presentation on being a sex pest lmao

Pedophiles are barely human in my opinion. They are too high risk to ever be allowed out.
>I texted him during the pandemic
What's to stop him from being bored again and reaching out to other kids.

>>507100537
>>507100607
>>507100622
Thanks.

This faggot's voice just makes my skin crawl. We need to bring back public executions

Related article
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/05/louisiana-catholic-priest-abuse-reform-church

Oh Shit Tim is one of the kids he diddeled

there must be some kind of extenuating circumstances with the crime itself for him to have only gotten five years

If you purposefully harm a child you should not be parole eligible. It's that simple.
I don't care how many programs you do, none of them work anyway.

Finish him Memaw!

Did they skip Tim speaking?
Usually they do all the visitors before the inmates

>>507101037
Sex offenses are notoriously difficult to prosecute. A lot of victims don't really want to testify because it's traumatic so prosecutors will offer sweetheart deals.

>>507100935
No shit?!
He sure is squirming and fidgeting alot.. nerves, anger, or horny?

>>507101102
Nah hes the victim, he will go soon

The Jew is ready to strike like it's a hospital in Gaza

>>507101148
Yeah the guardian article says his name at the start

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/05/louisiana-catholic-priest-abuse-reform-church

>>507100935
lol this is gonna be good

this guy is a lying piece of shit

>>507101172
And in both instances he would hit a devoutly religious pedophile

>>507101172
Lol

>So you texted a minor?
Yeah, but it was friendly
>But you thought he was hot?
Yeah
>And you got reprimanded, and did it again?
COVID broke out

Oh I see!

how can anyone be a cathocuck after the whole pedophile priest thing. yeah i think an institution being riddled with pedophiles is evidence it isn’t holy or blessed by god actually

>>507100935
This hearing has great potential

He got his brown walls painted white.

for a moment there, I thought this dude was going to defend the pedo priest

good on you brother, for coming on here and dragging this dude

Oh, I think the trauma certainly was behind you, Tim

Back to the cage father.

>>507101170
Yup, you were right
That was a little bit too detached, just reading the letter.
I think the board would have reacted better to a more emotional plea

Dude might have been denied from the start though

finally made it past the timer

he really does have that The Raped look

>>507101415
dont do that to this man
he was abused by his priest
he came on here to speak out on the abuse and make sure the pedo priest stays in prison
he deserves our support.

prey eyes

>>507101390
>>507101454

Go away pedo scum.
If he was a true man of the cross he would have thrown himself into the sea with a millstone rather than harm a child

>>507101454
kek

An we continue with another sex offender
>04 YOUNG, DERRICK 00753142 B/M 09/26/1985 WSO 02/20/2025
> PCP WBR 02 05/28/2025
> 82333F INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
> 84097F SEX OFFNDR REGISTER VIOLATION ATT

>>507101609
>true man of the cross
anyone who describes themselves like this is a turbofaggot. you can be a christian fine whatever but spare me the larp language

That dude was murderously pissed

I sincerely apologise for my lateness lately, gentleman. It is very unprofessional of me.
How is everyone tonight? How have the niggers been niggering?

Fitting last name.

>>507101666
I'm actually a Jew, but some of my evangelical and catholic friends talk like that

>>507101928
a nigger pedo rapist is up right now

they are going to revoke this dude
didnt register
didnt stay away from victims
left his authorized area

he is 100% going back to prison

that's not the question nigger

32 and 8 JESUS CHRIST lock this cunt up forever

Lmao, this nigger made it even worse.

welp

Did he say he failed the sex offender class test?


You see a kid, What do you do?
[ ] Walk Away [X] grab his dick

>8 year old girl
electric chair would be too kind

>Thirty-two and eight
Meemaw has heard enough

To be fair she looked 9

>>507102245
just fucking hang him
you cannot fucking rehabilitate that

All of this highlights the many failures of our legal system. If someone is guilty and there is no other possible person that could have committed the crime like this waste of flesh, they hang you immediately after sentencing.

>>507102314
so have I

>>507102320
How old is 8 tho really

what actually happens to pedophiles in prison? people claim that they get immediately attacked and are at risk of death and yet somehow it seems the vast majority of them survive

>>507102621
they usually get put in special housing units away from normal people who dont rape kids

>>507102621
Why do you ask that question?

>>507102320
Got that Aisha puss, inshallah.

>>507102738
i’m wondering what will happen to the black rapist we just saw get his parole denied

Wat dis guy do?

ENTER

Randy has joined the chat

RANDY

HE'S HERE

Plantation Randy has taken the field.

Beetlejuice have a kid?

Kek, IT guy put the LPB logo over the M...surely that was not on purpose

>>507102888
nice numbers fren

>>507102826
Honestly gotta be one of the most fulfilling jobs mentally, being personally responsible for keeping dangerous niggers in prison

>>507102999
and some more numerals in triplicate

>>507103068
i’m on a roll tonight

all i'm hearing is pic related

>>507102972
Who, me?!

He needs to stop get'n caught

Randy claims another parolee soul.

Randy wins

That one took it pretty well

Does anyone have some links to the funniest freakouts to being denied parole?

why all these racist ass white ass cracka honkeys keepin the niggas down

Greatest Hits-Full Hearings
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173
Guy who raped his mom’s corpse with a broom stick: https://youtu.be/m6tlPAVoZxM?t=1917
The Ballad of Zoe: https://youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028
Footfag killer: https://youtu.be/G3hanAHMId8?t=14049
BGC that ran over his wife: https://youtu.be/_BQsxZEJIOU?t=9283
Old man exposed as murdering not only his first wife but probably second by drowning. https://youtu.be/IUetEW78Z54?t=16438
Evil woman who pimped out girls to the cartel. https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=8259
Pawdaddy 2.0 except with anal rape and STD https://youtu.be/ysnsE0kFNBY?t=11591
Tard wrangler abuses tard, then forgives tard: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=10677
Louisiana coomvict: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=14949
Attic ninja https://youtu.be/iQB2ibO5FRQ?t=6323
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=10674
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes https://youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027
Maxwell Oilwell don’t want no parole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9esOO-akoM&t=2715s
Mom called me a fag, so I shot her https://youtu.be/Q-CfrdwKGVY?t=4011
Woman pimps out 12yo, it’s normal in her family https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=8092
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer https://youtu.be/sIzfXRCJmkk?t=4018
He was jacking off in the shower looking at me https://youtu.be/umbmCCf4b6U?t=4879
Wincester arrested for incest at 14 https://youtu.be/x1cXFG5Lrbk?t=3405
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest https://youtu.be/llJxSSt9nC8?t=3135
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo https://youtu.be/CnqrgR9kT7w?t=553

Can someone enter in the Konogmi Code to unlock Patrick?

The Evil One has joined the chat

Man rapes 18 month old boy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=3100
Tickledaddy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=7373
Arthur’s Quest https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=9568
Baby Shaker (hard to watch) https://youtu.be/fB93_EwQGbE?t=4763
Man rapes 74 yo terminal cancer woman https://youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=13035
Pedo flew across country to have sex with 12yo https://youtu.be/m4v24jI9kLk?t=14812
FatDaddy vs PratorNator https://youtu.be/eyocCpnMSOw?t=5220
The Broken-Hearted Whoremonger https://youtu.be/2suGkIIEooo?t=2498
From bed bugs to sex slave https://youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

Shorts and Quotes Overheard at The Zoo:
Leg testicles: https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=6661
Most powerful speech ever: https://youtu.be/o6L7tQaxbzc?t=20965
Hispanic "Righteous Fury" parents scolding the illegal who raped their kid https://youtu.be/b5i2rZ6almQ?t=5847
Alligator wrangler loses trustee status: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=7530
Husband says he owns her pussy, so she shoots him: https://youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=10789
Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe https://youtu.be/f7kV8RY5Vqo
Princess Leya https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090
Abe Simpson speaks against his brother https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=10508
Naked butt pic gets a writeup https://youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=4612
Alvin calls embezzler a parasite https://youtu.be/xbsxN-Z8hs0?t=11254
I got 12 keeds and he’s one of the best https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=13473
Chair flipping chimpout https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=2042
Aspie Chomo, Bonnie scolds him during verdict: "No one cares about your spelling bee" https://youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=13847
Child rape victim marries rapist’s son and offers to host him after release https://youtu.be/iQHz9Qddt8U?t=14184
I love you more than watermelon https://youtu.be/a1RsHaFtxNA?t=7723
Rimdaddy https://youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=23069
Nog kills his wife when she finds out he is diddling daughter, daughter speaks: https://youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=30908

Wat dat mean? https://youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=10992
Agent Gumznteef https://youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=4565
Dadgum Wal-Mart bullshit country AF https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=6973

Bonnie calls nog a retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqvIcOrhldw&t=7564s
Fuck y’all crackers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoObnU4i1fo&t=1560s
Sunglass Avenger destroys man who killed his father https://youtu.be/u5m6JQ4s5S8?t=5187
Chomo dragged off screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EklUCY8bEoA&t=4669s
Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811
Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289
Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799
Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737
Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309
Free my man Gentile (short weird hearing) https://youtu.be/5BrTDMuDPcg?t=5633
Mandoo gentile comp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajo-GxeuPTM&t
OHH LAWDY TYRONE THE RIPPER IS STABBY https://youtu.be/sMbtAYjbRf8?t=2194
The police dog stabbed himself https://youtu.be/WXyXxnqzXhM?t=6189
Dike in excavator simulator https://youtu.be/m-tjtlPC2js?t=9856 https://i.imgur.com/53D1JAX.png
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga https://youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622
Cat 4 chimpout https://youtu.be/de5b2h-ohgI?t=7287
The Vaseline rapist https://youtu.be/IaVxynRqWDE?t=13653
The funniest revocation ever https://youtu.be/jaiwtC2C7KA?t=3019
Female chomo wrecked by daughter https://youtu.be/R3vEluwCQvI?t=13285
Do y’all drink? https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=1974
Das some BS bruh https://youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=7405
Tim and Melvin’s excellent chimpout https://youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=10018

DUI inmate works at wine bar https://youtu.be/nqBHnkH4KuQ?t=8404
My brother is retarded https://youtu.be/H1wZVry6WaY?t=7330
I deserve an academy award for shooting him https://youtu.be/cYoPT9CTJLg?t=2855
Drug offender reports to jail with MJ in his prison wallet https://youtu.be/UOqYyEB5ngg?t=8520
Viet interpreter BTFO https://youtu.be/h7Gjgv0oLGo?t=11820
First chirps aplenty of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861
I wasn’t looking to have my parole revoked? https://youtu.be/Ec3KESEHmf0?t=2529
Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173

Man kills/rapes woman. Her sons speak https://youtu.be/eyocCpnMSOw?t=13902
Booted from Zoom https://youtu.be/fp-d_aARQZw?t=6196
Wig glued on zoo stream https://youtu.be/ubsHl1UuxuQ?t=1977
Reverse toll paid https://youtu.be/Jl-kkzNQub0?t=4611
He celebrated too early https://youtu.be/6hK7XC2DPQA?t=7123
Aunt Ginger takes a dump https://youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) https://youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204

>>507104041
Hey there listanon!

>>507103809
>>507103895
>>507103979
>>507104041
TY list anon! I wish I could get a list like this for the current LA riots, I'm alrady passed out asleep when those kick off.

>>507104169
>>507104276
Hey frens! I wish Arthur would be a regular on stream. Yeah, we need a list keeper for the riots. I also fall asleep too soon.

>>507104276
>>507102755
I still dont get what she did that pissed everyone off.

>>507104512
made me chortle

>>507104512
Less pissed off, more like a gigantic IRL shitpost. Everyone I knew found it absolutely hilarious

>>507104788
Call me crazy, but I also think Hannah is an IRL Aussie shitpost

he's gonna make it

>>507105214
>>507105307
i sure as shit hope so because if that dude seriously thinks he just like those tiny women around him i just...

Last one I think

Ah man, he is on of the best wardens! o7

pension and golf for him

Congratulations on the retirement warden

That warden has broken many bucks

Does this nigger have serious brain damage?

do these people really not understand that their actions have consequences that effect people other than themselves? does it really take them years in prison and multiple programs and classes to figure it out?

>>507106051
they don't even understand that their actions have consequences for themselves

>>507106051
>does it really take them years in prison and multiple programs and classes to figure it out?
Even then they don't

>>507106051
Yes.

>>507106229
One of my favorite posts of all time.

>>507106051
I think they know and that's just bullshit people make up to give them an excuse. Maybe a small portion of actual psychopaths who it really doesn't click for, but most of these guys are just stupid and shortsighted and assume they can shift the blame. I've known a bunch of women who were basically the same way because no one ever really had any expectations from them, same thing here with criminal blacks.

>Warden's last day
>Mentions Boys To Men

Never has this been more appropriate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc

>>507106136
looks jigsawable, but jiggie fun doesn't work on my antiglowfag configured browser
thank you for reading my blog, you will not rotate pieces out of lego george floyd's asphyxiated fentanyl-laden head

>>507102820
nuffin

Audio anon vocaroos:
Alvin sneed: https://vocaroo.com/1c7fVjUpRJoq
Alvin denies: https://vocaroo.com/1ebyqubkDQeg
Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: https://vocaroo.com/1mGe8w9TnwhW
Alvin introduces the board: https://vocaroo.com/12OktGxhEvlu
Alvin thanks anons: https://vocaroo.com/1oKk7bMKGe7P
Alvin warns about tripfags: https://vocaroo.com/1hksYvRAcSco
Alvin TND: https://vocaroo.com/1dTfvgLHv3R1
Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: https://vocaroo.com/18HNJ4WiUUry
Alvin addresses the JQ: https://vocaroo.com/1muGA1mKkYa9
Alvin welcomes us back https://vocaroo.com/1cObvjNnoVNf
Alvin reads poetry https://voca.ro/1kKPtvkdohvD
Alvin gives swimming lessons https://vocaroo.com/1pJ6Pfz0crl9
Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan https://vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjg

Pete concurs: https://vocaroo.com/1fY0aT4RpBf0
Pete is here forever: https://vocaroo.com/1bHO2wjjHdEm
Pete requests snacks: https://vocaroo.com/1amo1c1c6Z5b
Pete gets frustrated while buy snacks https://voca.ro/1fNyBtvXh8CS
Tony and Pete get high https://voca.ro/17JDZLmPklmt
Tony hates the devil’s lettuce: https://vocaroo.com/1gMpHJ481SSQ
Plantation Randy needs his cotton picked: https://vocaroo.com/1iRG49OQyjz3
Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking https://voca.ro/1dA5PcdqmhTd
Louisiana Parole Board Movie trailer https://voca.ro/1b0JpOsDbZtT
Season’s greetings from the board https://vocaroo.com/1ln3jrCZtjid (12/14/2023)
Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article https://files.catbox.moe/cgmug3.mp4
Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ https://vocaroo.com/1bXjW6LfBtK2
Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ
Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings https://vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAV
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw
Chucky Tillis on JRE https://vocaroo.com/1gKjoZHFVAYo
Message from Kerry Myers https://vocaroo.com/1dnGdSBzhytU
Executive session BTS https://voca.ro/1li6y7YlYVzv

>>507106481
>I think they know and that's just bullshit people make up to give them an excuse
niggers operate on pure impulse. there's no awareness of victim impact.

See you tomorrow gents

>>507106675
Newfrens should also check out audio anon's body of work. It is most impressive and made the NYT along with German boob anon.

>>507106833
It will be Friday anon. Maybe we are up for Monday?

No hearings next week y'all take care

>>507107034
Oh no!

>>507107161
yup

>>507107219
show on Monday but that's it