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Anonymous (ID: +Mdb1DRZ) Australia No.507097557 [Report] >>507097690 >>507097723 >>507098593 >>507098610 >>507098694 >>507098805 >>507098977 >>507099158 >>507099190 >>507099212 >>507099336 >>507100106 >>507104223 >>507104578 >>507104721 >>507105597 >>507110638 >>507110735 >>507110837 >>507110901 >>507111045 >>507111060 >>507111727 >>507113348 >>507115736 >>507116081
SOMEONE SURVIVED
HOW DID THEY DO IT?
Anonymous (ID: 33J2cym3) Canada No.507097690 [Report] >>507097952 >>507098705 >>507098831 >>507099200 >>507100277 >>507100696
>>507097557 (OP)
They had their tray table up and their seat back in the full upright position
Anonymous (ID: QSNRizsu) Canada No.507097723 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
>how did they do it
unironically its their lack of situational awareness that saved them
Anonymous (ID: +Mdb1DRZ) Australia No.507097731 [Report] >>507097825 >>507097944 >>507098610 >>507098939 >>507099484 >>507099691 >>507100236 >>507103583 >>507104129 >>507105004 >>507108432 >>507110184 >>507113345
HE'S BRITISH
Anonymous (ID: FbN55F1C) United States No.507097825 [Report] >>507098803
>>507097731
Quintessentially.
Anonymous (ID: +Mdb1DRZ) Australia No.507097882 [Report]
holy shit lmao
Anonymous (ID: k6QcDgw/) Canada No.507097944 [Report] >>507098920 >>507099484 >>507104458
>>507097731
>a loud noise
It doesn't bode well for Boeing.
Anonymous (ID: hbcsEZQn) United States No.507097952 [Report] >>507098024 >>507099174 >>507103912
>>507097690
This + being the only person to actually put their phone on airplane mode
Anonymous (ID: +Mdb1DRZ) Australia No.507097964 [Report]
oh shit disregard that post
Anonymous (ID: 33J2cym3) Canada No.507098024 [Report]
>>507097952
I nearly snorted my coffee you bastard
Anonymous (ID: +Mdb1DRZ) Australia No.507098248 [Report] >>507098456 >>507098528 >>507098651 >>507099089 >>507099480
so what was special about 11A
Anonymous (ID: FAyWrayB) Australia No.507098456 [Report]
>>507098248
Away from fuel tanks in the wings, away from the tail, away from the nose.. maybe he got flung out from a whole torn in the fuselage before everyone got crispy? IDK. I'm a retard.
Anonymous (ID: OPYDpWiL) United States No.507098528 [Report] >>507113074
>>507098248
Unironically right next to the door.
Exit Rows are the safest.
If you conscious, you can get yourself out.
If a rescue crew comes along, the first place they try is the door, where they immediately see you.
If a plane crashes and might explode shortly afterwards, you're the first one off and can run the farthest.
Always take the exit row. In the worst case, you have more leg room.
Anonymous (ID: wGjUfk5s) Bulgaria No.507098593 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
>India
>Ahmedabad
Anonymous (ID: Z+7gJdfZ) No.507098610 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
They're fucking cockroaches.
>>507097731
>British
And you're a woman.
Anonymous (ID: FD+0bz/k) No.507098651 [Report] >>507099002
>>507098248
It was a death trap with no survivors if he remembers anything they are fuck now
Anonymous (ID: lI2Dy3kC) United States No.507098694 [Report] >>507099088 >>507105201
>>507097557 (OP)
Imagine the trauma one probably experiences after this
Anonymous (ID: czKVR54n) Italy No.507098705 [Report]
>>507097690
underrated
Anonymous (ID: wGjUfk5s) Bulgaria No.507098803 [Report]
>>507097825
Anonymous (ID: v2HXGfq0) United States No.507098805 [Report] >>507099048
>>507097557 (OP)
>11
lol NWO fags not even hiding it anymore.
Anonymous (ID: GJsZul67) United States No.507098831 [Report] >>507098931 >>507098960
>>507097690
In alllllllllllberquerque
Anonymous (ID: v2HXGfq0) United States No.507098920 [Report]
>>507097944
They're untouchable. Boeing just made a deal with Trump to avoid jail terms for those responsible. They even admitted that they were negligent, but that's ok because BEEG BUCKS.
Anonymous (ID: 33J2cym3) Canada No.507098931 [Report]
>>507098831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYGuQlQseHU
Anonymous (ID: S32j4wI1) United States No.507098939 [Report]
>>507097731
>vishwash
imagine the smell
Anonymous (ID: v2HXGfq0) United States No.507098960 [Report]
>>507098831
Based classic Weird Al poster.
Anonymous (ID: 3NYHmona) United Kingdom No.507098977 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
Found a door
went in, full of packing peanuts because it hadn't been used
redeemed the toilet saar
Anonymous (ID: FAyWrayB) Australia No.507099002 [Report]
>>507098651
>they are fuck now
SARRR DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCK
Anonymous (ID: s3RC8EmA) Canada No.507099048 [Report] >>507099946
>>507098805
What does 11 mean?
Anonymous (ID: ksW6NrwG) United States No.507099088 [Report]
>>507098694
>after
*during. Please stop confusing trauma with post-traumatic symptoms
Anonymous (ID: /GkLoN8y) Finland No.507099089 [Report] >>507099216
>>507098248
emergency exit.
Anonymous (ID: 3Yf6Afc+) United States No.507099158 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
Note to self: seek out seat 11A for future flights
Anonymous (ID: Hq/WD9QM) United Kingdom No.507099174 [Report]
>>507097952
They'd read the in flight instruction manual as well.
Anonymous (ID: dkSJpeLM) Switzerland No.507099190 [Report] >>507109864 >>507111849 >>507111971
>>507097557 (OP)
reminds me of "Unbreakable" the last good movie of M. Shulimayndfkdjgsdk
Anonymous (ID: WXZpI/XB) Greece No.507099200 [Report] >>507099295 >>507100468
>>507097690
Never realized what a perfect analogy this was for the world.
It's a falling airplane and they have convinced us that as long as we have our seatbelts on [comply] it's gonna be fine.
The few who refuse to put them on, because they realize it's pointless are labeled as maniacs and now even terrorists.
Anonymous (ID: MmAwL/ii) Brazil No.507099212 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
Good for him.
Anonymous (ID: +Mdb1DRZ) Australia No.507099216 [Report]
>>507099089
I wonder if anyone in the wtc planes survived the impact
Anonymous (ID: 33J2cym3) Canada No.507099295 [Report]
>>507099200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY
Anonymous (ID: 6dkJKpv1) No.507099336 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
natural selection
world's shittiest environment produces world's toughest survivors
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507099480 [Report]
>>507098248
the guy sitting in it was destined to battle against the Horde
Anonymous (ID: Co7n0jZg) United States No.507099484 [Report]
>>507097731
>>507097944
The loud noise was probably just the first rooftop or pole that the plane hit before the much worse crash into a building or the ground.
Anonymous (ID: w9z51838) Ecuador No.507099691 [Report]
>>507097731
Sounds like a british name to me.
Anonymous (ID: v2HXGfq0) United States No.507099946 [Report] >>507100370
>>507099048
One less apostle from the twelve. Judas. Jews.
Satan. That's why they chose 9-11.
Anonymous (ID: Aw0F4mjC) United States No.507100106 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
Luck, seeting arrangement.
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507100236 [Report]
>>507097731
Briton Vishwash flying budget for less cash narrowly avoids becoming mishmash when hitting ground with big bash due to piloting slapdash
Anonymous (ID: UbjwNNb2) United Kingdom No.507100277 [Report]
>>507097690
Fpbp
Anonymous (ID: IDod6ZYY) United States No.507100341 [Report]
11A
1 1 A
A is the first letter
1 1 1
Anonymous (ID: s3RC8EmA) Canada No.507100370 [Report] >>507100579
>>507099946
Holy shit that sounds like a massive stretch.
Anonymous (ID: Co7n0jZg) United States No.507100468 [Report] >>507101539
>>507099200
You're a stupid person. You're safer with the seatbelts if there is wake turbulence, a downdraft, or a hard landing, which are all more common than fatal crashes.
Anonymous (ID: v2HXGfq0) United States No.507100579 [Report]
>>507100370
It's the real reason for the numerology, anon. As far as why he survived, yeah, but I'm half memeing regarding this specific occurrence.
Anonymous (ID: ZOmrKyM+) Canada No.507100696 [Report]
>>507097690
Kek
Anonymous (ID: WXZpI/XB) Greece No.507101539 [Report]
>>507100468
You are a fucking idiot. The pilot is drunk.
You are better off getting up and taking over.
Anonymous (ID: 01YpjGwR) United Kingdom No.507103583 [Report] >>507103858 >>507105072 >>507109466 >>507110107 >>507111755 >>507116315
>>507097731
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING BRITISH TO YOU???!!

He's some fucking shitjeet immigrant given leave to remain status.
Anonymous (ID: Z+7gJdfZ) No.507103858 [Report]
>>507103583
I hope it's revoked immediately on account of the poo being a vegetable.
Anonymous (ID: P+UTe7IO) Poland No.507103912 [Report]
>>507097952
I always do it
Anonymous (ID: QnpGzkBF) United Kingdom No.507104129 [Report]
>>507097731
He Redeemed
Anonymous (ID: Ku+I2YS8) Netherlands No.507104223 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
I was hoping Poojah Rahshit would live to tell the story
Anonymous (ID: Lt8uPPsB) Finland No.507104458 [Report]
>>507097944
Please put Vish Wash on suicide watch.
Anonymous (ID: kpOxESdS) United States No.507104578 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
I still say some street shitter ran in and strapped themselves to a seat after the crash to cash in on Boeing bucks.
Anonymous (ID: fQbY1UIM) United States No.507104721 [Report] >>507104819
>>507097557 (OP)
Row 11 is directly over the front edge of the wing attachment to the body and is historically the most survivable location during catastrophic airline crashes as it's most structurally reinforced but also forward of the explosive fuselage (and closest to a door). Ironically people don't sit there because it's the exit row seat that doesn't recline, but it's the only row I sit in when I fly commercial on 787 aircraft. This crash just vindicates that those who consider these things may survive where others simply accept all risks when doing inherently dangerous things like flying through the air in a pressurized tube at 800MPH.
Anonymous (ID: kpOxESdS) United States No.507104819 [Report]
>>507104721
inb4 airlines start charging double for this seat.
Anonymous (ID: prqAaumA) United States No.507105004 [Report] >>507114318
>>507097731
Still, there were over two hundred British citizens gone in seconds.
Anonymous (ID: prqAaumA) United States No.507105072 [Report]
>>507103583
Right, he's obviously Welsh.
Anonymous (ID: pC3wOHGl) Spain No.507105201 [Report] >>507105460 >>507105783
>>507098694
>Imagine the trauma one probably experiences after this
indians have no souls and they are incapable of experiencing trauma
Anonymous (ID: wLynVjp5) Canada No.507105460 [Report] >>507105748
>>507105201
Lmao. Fucking animals. This webm reinforces my gut reaction to not give a single fuck about anyone onboard this plane. Why give them empathy when they don't have any for their own people.
Anonymous (ID: yjFu17Vu) United States No.507105597 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
literal cockroaches

Jet fuel can melt steel beams but can't penetrate a jeets protective oily stink layer.
Anonymous (ID: Z+7gJdfZ) No.507105748 [Report] >>507107107
>>507105460
Of course you shouldn't give a fuck. Save your empathy and feelings for humans and higher order animals, not insectoids.
Anonymous (ID: o2j3PC4s) United States No.507105783 [Report]
>>507105201
Correct. He won't have any lifelong survivor's guilt or PTSD or anything like that that a white person would.

He'll get his massive payout from Boeing and live life like a king feeling nothing after the initial media circus wears off. Almost enviable honestly.
Anonymous (ID: pjlrcOYh) No.507107107 [Report] >>507107379
>>507105748
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS STILL MOVING
Anonymous (ID: Z+7gJdfZ) No.507107379 [Report] >>507109983
>>507107107
Yeah they're insectoids not human, so they keep moving for quite a while after you cut them in half.

Doesn't matter though because they stole the wallet, and that's what's important.
Anonymous (ID: AWicbNMk) Greece No.507108432 [Report]
>>507097731
Britbongs just cant stop winning
Anonymous (ID: lHTrsgv+) Latvia No.507109466 [Report]
>>507103583
He's British. Just like picrel.
Anonymous (ID: FkI6UcYK) Germany No.507109864 [Report]
>>507099190
>STRG+F
>Unbrea
this lad, right here
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507109983 [Report] >>507110063
>>507107379
you have to wonder what that guy was doing with his legs there. some kind of odd ritual or something
Anonymous (ID: Z+7gJdfZ) No.507110063 [Report] >>507110349
>>507109983
Molesting it.
Anonymous (ID: weiHqzTc) United States No.507110107 [Report]
>>507103583
there is no such thing as "british." a british can be any color, any ethnicity. the only thing that matters is the lineage of the crown, not the color of her subjects
Anonymous (ID: bTK3fJ4p) United States No.507110126 [Report] >>507110960
There are Hindenburg survivors believe it or not.
Anonymous (ID: GzYfWvNQ) United States No.507110184 [Report]
>>507097731
>Vishwash
>British
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507110349 [Report] >>507111263
>>507110063
yeah but look at him. looks weird and fake. i bet they have some kind of superstition that you can get power from a dying person or that you have to do it to help them pass properly or something.
Anonymous (ID: kego+5Kj) No.507110638 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
crashing this plane
Anonymous (ID: HXzG2FkH) United Kingdom No.507110735 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)

He redeemed.
Anonymous (ID: drBPBtOn) United States No.507110837 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
He jumped out and took a massive shit right before he hit the ground and it cushioned his fall.
Anonymous (ID: WE8EaVXK) United States No.507110901 [Report] >>507111064
>>507097557 (OP)
I heard the amount of poop particles exiting his body was enough to break the fall. Kinda like a jetpack.
Anonymous (ID: ugTBTloc) Serbia No.507110960 [Report]
>>507110126
2/3 of the people survived that "disaster"
Anonymous (ID: 21XyVdz0) United States No.507111045 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
IT BEGINS
Anonymous (ID: 8pCI72jP) United Kingdom No.507111060 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
By picking up the ticket of a dead passenger.
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507111064 [Report]
>>507110901
a jeetpack you say?
Anonymous (ID: Z+7gJdfZ) No.507111263 [Report] >>507111498
>>507110349
Who knows, all I know is they have superstitions about eating each other’s body parts. Maybe he was about to eat it and that's why they took him away, wouldn't shock me at this point tbqh.
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507111498 [Report]
>>507111263
i bet you're on the right track with that idea. it definitely looked like a ritualized behavior.
Anonymous (ID: 3UUMHosP) United States No.507111613 [Report]
Pretty cool, I wonder what he landed on
Anonymous (ID: 2YrAqw05) United States No.507111727 [Report] >>507111905
>>507097557 (OP)
One had to be left alive as a warning to the others.
Anonymous (ID: DTv7mYVh) Canada No.507111755 [Report]
>>507103583
It's too late to fix.
Anonymous (ID: GzYfWvNQ) United States No.507111849 [Report]
>>507099190
>There is one survivor, and he is remarkably unharmed.
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507111905 [Report]
>>507111727
I honestly didn't expect one of them in wreckage, brother.
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507111971 [Report]
>>507099190
split and glass were pretty good too
Anonymous (ID: SR6WGMR4) United States No.507112124 [Report]
He redeemed the card
Anonymous (ID: RCggtWaR) United States No.507113074 [Report] >>507113261
>>507098528
> If a rescue crew comes along, the first place they try is the door, where they immediately see you
I always keep a couple dog treats in my pockets so rescue dogs head my way first.
Anonymous (ID: NHVXZPIa) Canada No.507113261 [Report]
>>507113074
smart. just make sure they are more attractive than the 250 meals stashed up front.
Anonymous (ID: t1O9a+C4) United States No.507113345 [Report]
>>507097731
Which ancient Brit blood line does that name come from?
Anonymous (ID: 46xrEMdN) United States No.507113348 [Report] >>507113512
>>507097557 (OP)
>M Night Shyamalan's 'Unredeemable'
Anonymous (ID: GzYfWvNQ) United States No.507113512 [Report]
>>507113348
>Untouchable
Anonymous (ID: pdWHKuQf) Canada No.507113582 [Report]
>see jeet plane crash
>throw self down some stairs
>lay down next to the burning wreck
>get free food and care
Anonymous (ID: BBhWR+Mo) France No.507114318 [Report]
>>507105004
>Still, there were over two hundred British citizens gone in seconds.
Well, 5 real Brits - and 2 of them were fags.
Not a great loss.
Anonymous (ID: YLFfjA3i) Germany No.507115736 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
>HOW DID THEY DO IT?
He ate shit, you can tell by his shit-eating grin.
Anonymous (ID: lKLGSbLR) Switzerland No.507116081 [Report]
>>507097557 (OP)
obviously
Anonymous (ID: zlSm4pGb) United Kingdom No.507116315 [Report]
>>507103583
He's not British but he has my respect for being the only one to survive.