HOW DID THEY DO IT?

>>507097557 (OP)
They had their tray table up and their seat back in the full upright position

>>507097557 (OP)
>how did they do it
unironically its their lack of situational awareness that saved them

HE'S BRITISH

>>507097731
Quintessentially.

holy shit lmao

>>507097731
>a loud noise
It doesn't bode well for Boeing.

>>507097690
This + being the only person to actually put their phone on airplane mode

oh shit disregard that post

>>507097952
I nearly snorted my coffee you bastard

so what was special about 11A

>>507098248
Away from fuel tanks in the wings, away from the tail, away from the nose.. maybe he got flung out from a whole torn in the fuselage before everyone got crispy? IDK. I'm a retard.

>>507098248
Unironically right next to the door.
Exit Rows are the safest.
If you conscious, you can get yourself out.
If a rescue crew comes along, the first place they try is the door, where they immediately see you.
If a plane crashes and might explode shortly afterwards, you're the first one off and can run the farthest.
Always take the exit row. In the worst case, you have more leg room.

>>507097557 (OP)
>India
>Ahmedabad

>>507097557 (OP)
They're fucking cockroaches.
>>507097731
>British
And you're a woman.

>>507098248
It was a death trap with no survivors if he remembers anything they are fuck now

>>507097557 (OP)
Imagine the trauma one probably experiences after this

>>507097690
underrated

>>507097825

>>507097557 (OP)
>11
lol NWO fags not even hiding it anymore.

>>507097690
In alllllllllllberquerque

>>507097944
They're untouchable. Boeing just made a deal with Trump to avoid jail terms for those responsible. They even admitted that they were negligent, but that's ok because BEEG BUCKS.

>>507098831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYGuQlQseHU

>>507097731
>vishwash
imagine the smell

>>507098831
Based classic Weird Al poster.

>>507097557 (OP)
Found a door
went in, full of packing peanuts because it hadn't been used
redeemed the toilet saar

>>507098651
>they are fuck now
SARRR DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCK

>>507098805
What does 11 mean?

>>507098694
>after
*during. Please stop confusing trauma with post-traumatic symptoms

>>507098248
emergency exit.

>>507097557 (OP)
Note to self: seek out seat 11A for future flights

>>507097952
They'd read the in flight instruction manual as well.

>>507097557 (OP)
reminds me of "Unbreakable" the last good movie of M. Shulimayndfkdjgsdk

>>507097690
Never realized what a perfect analogy this was for the world.
It's a falling airplane and they have convinced us that as long as we have our seatbelts on [comply] it's gonna be fine.
The few who refuse to put them on, because they realize it's pointless are labeled as maniacs and now even terrorists.

>>507097557 (OP)
Good for him.

>>507099089
I wonder if anyone in the wtc planes survived the impact

>>507099200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE37e1eK2mY

>>507097557 (OP)
natural selection
world's shittiest environment produces world's toughest survivors

>>507098248
the guy sitting in it was destined to battle against the Horde

>>507097731
>>507097944
The loud noise was probably just the first rooftop or pole that the plane hit before the much worse crash into a building or the ground.

>>507097731
Sounds like a british name to me.

>>507099048
One less apostle from the twelve. Judas. Jews.
Satan. That's why they chose 9-11.

>>507097557 (OP)
Luck, seeting arrangement.

>>507097731
Briton Vishwash flying budget for less cash narrowly avoids becoming mishmash when hitting ground with big bash due to piloting slapdash

>>507097690
Fpbp

11A
1 1 A
A is the first letter
1 1 1

>>507099946
Holy shit that sounds like a massive stretch.

>>507099200
You're a stupid person. You're safer with the seatbelts if there is wake turbulence, a downdraft, or a hard landing, which are all more common than fatal crashes.

>>507100370
It's the real reason for the numerology, anon. As far as why he survived, yeah, but I'm half memeing regarding this specific occurrence.

>>507097690
Kek

>>507100468
You are a fucking idiot. The pilot is drunk.
You are better off getting up and taking over.

>>507097731
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING BRITISH TO YOU???!!

He's some fucking shitjeet immigrant given leave to remain status.

>>507103583
I hope it's revoked immediately on account of the poo being a vegetable.

>>507097952
I always do it

>>507097731
He Redeemed

>>507097557 (OP)
I was hoping Poojah Rahshit would live to tell the story

>>507097944
Please put Vish Wash on suicide watch.

>>507097557 (OP)
I still say some street shitter ran in and strapped themselves to a seat after the crash to cash in on Boeing bucks.

>>507097557 (OP)
Row 11 is directly over the front edge of the wing attachment to the body and is historically the most survivable location during catastrophic airline crashes as it's most structurally reinforced but also forward of the explosive fuselage (and closest to a door). Ironically people don't sit there because it's the exit row seat that doesn't recline, but it's the only row I sit in when I fly commercial on 787 aircraft. This crash just vindicates that those who consider these things may survive where others simply accept all risks when doing inherently dangerous things like flying through the air in a pressurized tube at 800MPH.

>>507104721
inb4 airlines start charging double for this seat.

>>507097731
Still, there were over two hundred British citizens gone in seconds.

>>507103583
Right, he's obviously Welsh.

>>507098694
>Imagine the trauma one probably experiences after this
indians have no souls and they are incapable of experiencing trauma

>>507105201
Lmao. Fucking animals. This webm reinforces my gut reaction to not give a single fuck about anyone onboard this plane. Why give them empathy when they don't have any for their own people.

>>507097557 (OP)
literal cockroaches

Jet fuel can melt steel beams but can't penetrate a jeets protective oily stink layer.

>>507105460
Of course you shouldn't give a fuck. Save your empathy and feelings for humans and higher order animals, not insectoids.

>>507105201
Correct. He won't have any lifelong survivor's guilt or PTSD or anything like that that a white person would.

He'll get his massive payout from Boeing and live life like a king feeling nothing after the initial media circus wears off. Almost enviable honestly.

>>507105748
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS STILL MOVING

>>507107107
Yeah they're insectoids not human, so they keep moving for quite a while after you cut them in half.

Doesn't matter though because they stole the wallet, and that's what's important.

>>507097731
Britbongs just cant stop winning

>>507103583
He's British. Just like picrel.

>>507099190
>STRG+F
>Unbrea
this lad, right here

>>507107379
you have to wonder what that guy was doing with his legs there. some kind of odd ritual or something

>>507109983
Molesting it.

>>507103583
there is no such thing as "british." a british can be any color, any ethnicity. the only thing that matters is the lineage of the crown, not the color of her subjects

There are Hindenburg survivors believe it or not.

>>507097731
>Vishwash
>British

>>507110063
yeah but look at him. looks weird and fake. i bet they have some kind of superstition that you can get power from a dying person or that you have to do it to help them pass properly or something.

>>507097557 (OP)
crashing this plane

>>507097557 (OP)

He redeemed.

>>507097557 (OP)
He jumped out and took a massive shit right before he hit the ground and it cushioned his fall.

>>507097557 (OP)
I heard the amount of poop particles exiting his body was enough to break the fall. Kinda like a jetpack.

>>507110126
2/3 of the people survived that "disaster"

>>507097557 (OP)
IT BEGINS

>>507097557 (OP)
By picking up the ticket of a dead passenger.

>>507110901
a jeetpack you say?

>>507110349
Who knows, all I know is they have superstitions about eating each other’s body parts. Maybe he was about to eat it and that's why they took him away, wouldn't shock me at this point tbqh.

>>507111263
i bet you're on the right track with that idea. it definitely looked like a ritualized behavior.

Pretty cool, I wonder what he landed on

>>507097557 (OP)
One had to be left alive as a warning to the others.

>>507103583
It's too late to fix.

>>507099190
>There is one survivor, and he is remarkably unharmed.

>>507111727
I honestly didn't expect one of them in wreckage, brother.

>>507099190
split and glass were pretty good too

He redeemed the card

>>507098528
> If a rescue crew comes along, the first place they try is the door, where they immediately see you
I always keep a couple dog treats in my pockets so rescue dogs head my way first.

>>507113074
smart. just make sure they are more attractive than the 250 meals stashed up front.

>>507097731
Which ancient Brit blood line does that name come from?

>>507097557 (OP)
>M Night Shyamalan's 'Unredeemable'

>>507113348
>Untouchable

>see jeet plane crash
>throw self down some stairs
>lay down next to the burning wreck
>get free food and care

>>507105004
>Still, there were over two hundred British citizens gone in seconds.
Well, 5 real Brits - and 2 of them were fags.
Not a great loss.

>>507097557 (OP)
>HOW DID THEY DO IT?
He ate shit, you can tell by his shit-eating grin.

>>507097557 (OP)
obviously

>>507103583
He's not British but he has my respect for being the only one to survive.