Thread 507102565

>He's quoted as saying: "30 seconds after takeoff there was a loud noise and then the plane crashed. It all happened so quickly. When I got up there were bodies all around me"

https://x.com/IndiaTodayNE/status/1933159420206227865

>>507102565 (OP)
SIP
May he shit in peace

>>507102565 (OP)
Poor guy. Must be hard

>>507102565 (OP)
Not today Agni ! You will not redeem

>>507102929
Fun poo fact. The Agni ritual is the oldest continuous ritual practiced on earth. Sorry jews, Agni is older and continual

>>507102565 (OP) Mofo has more balls than all /pol/ put together, like Great. I mean, Greta.

>>507102565 (OP)
Found the invincible super hero archetype.

>>507102855
Yeah he has to live the rest of his life with this question: why me? why me? having to live as an indian.

>>507102565 (OP)
There's no way he jumped from the plane. Just not a feasible scenario. He'd have been going 200mph and fallen very fucking far. If he timed it before hitting buildings and houses, he'd still be talking 30+ feet at 200mph.
There's no fucking way.
Either he found the ticket in the rubble and decided to pretend he's the guy, or he just sat there as it crashed and got extremely lucky.

>>507102565 (OP)
There's a significant chance this guy is scamming.

>>507102565 (OP)
hydraulic failure maybe

>>507103505
Yeah how to fuck would he get the doors open

>>507102565 (OP)
shouldn't he only have half the boarding pass?

>>507103505
No shit, pun intended

New jeetscam just dropped.

>>507102565 (OP)
Bullshit you can't open the doors mid flight

>>507103390
>why me? having to live as an indian.

>>507102565 (OP)
>Ramen Wishywashycoomer
Kek

>>507103505
I think he's lying, but if he were sitting rear of the wings and the fuel/fireball were propelled foward while the tail section was hung up on the building the plane hit, he could have survived and then climbed down and out of the wreckage. Still, it's a jeet and jeets always lie.

>>507102565 (OP)
Good chance this is bullshit but you probably have a better chance at surviving a fall if you get lucky on where you land then hitting the ground in a giant piece of metal that’s going to rip you to shreds

>>507102565 (OP)
Yeah, that's the trick. If you ever fall out of a plane, you just jump a few feet from the ground to stop the fall.

>>507102855
trains is hard job
death threats sometimes but never the rape

>>507103607
No locks on airplane doors. Like a gas chamber.

>>507103751
he was near the front

someone pls upload the post-crash video. ive heard it's gore but didnt watch

>>507104070
Maybe he had ignored the seatbelt light and was flung into a giant trash pile that softened the impact.

Fake and gay

>>507103505
This
>>507104265
And this

>>507102565 (OP)
>jumped from plane
>said plane then explodes
>just a little dried blood on his face
I dont see how this could be true

>>507102565 (OP)
Your response physics fags?

Indiana are scammers. Most likely he was just nearby and is claiming to he a survivor for donations.

>>507103505
Very unlikely but maybe he jumped as soon as the cabin disintegrated milliseconds before it was all engulfed in burning jet fuel.
Probably not a passenger, probably just a lying streetshitter getting in on the gibs.

>>507102565 (OP)
Unbreakable remake with indian Bruce Willis

>>507104121
i have it! https://streamable.com/7s3yn0

>>507105020
this will work if the chair is heavy, like 2x your weight, and if you can push it fast enough

how does he survive and just walk away

>>507102855
Obviously he's poor, he's indian

I doubt he is hard. Achieving an erect penis after a near brush with death is no easy feat.

>>507103505
What is way more likely is he just survived by coincidence and pretended he jumped off because it sounds more badass, that is a very Indian thing to do.

>>507105020
This works and you should try it. Prove these chuds wrong once and for all.

>>507105020
>>507105454
holy retardation, if the chair is not heavy you can't do shit, but if it's heavy, you're also as fucked. If it's heavy, then you can jump off it, but you're falling at some very high speed, so the fact that you jump barely negates your fall speed. So you still die. If you're falling at 20km/h, but jump at like 2 km/h, you'll still hit the ground at 18km/h. Numbers are arbitrary, but you get the idea: you're fucked either way.

>>507102565 (OP)
some Hindus harassed a christian indian woman who is a catholic nun, and got her arrested from a train and claimed she was a "converted" or whatever that means. The innocent christian indian woman had to spend 18 hours in a police station.

Where is the religious freedom in India???

https://catholicconnect.in/news/train-trouble-detailed-account-of-nuns-harassment-and-false-accusation-in-odisha

>>507102565 (OP)
He better buy a lotto ticket

>>507102565 (OP)
LONDON WAS SAVED FROM A BATCH OF PAJEETS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507106456
it is how rockets works
falling from tall building is at terminal velocity ~200 km/h
if you can jump at 100 km/h and the chair is double your weight you will land with zero velocity

>>507105415
it kind of looks like they burned alive

>>507105547
My penis ejaculated semen during a wet dream last night. Immediately afterwards I had another dream that an AI autopilot had landed a plane (some fighter jet I think) at an airport (or huge aircraft carrier?) but the plane was balanced perfectly on its centroid upon the edge of a cliff at the end of the runway... like it had stalled at the highest apogee of a vertical flight arc or something impossible like that. I was looking out over the runway while talking to some guy about how crazy that all was but I had to take a shower so I would be right back in 30 minutes. Then I woke up

>>507106969
Yes. still alive after crash for some time, omg!

>>507107154
still better love story than twilight

>>507103505
He is using the deads jeet id so he can come to the UK

look at how useless these indian men are. Sitting there like lazy pieces of shit while the women do all the work

an indian man caught his wife with another man in a park and he is seething in this video

>>507103505
>Either he found the ticket in the rubble and decided to pretend he's the guy

this. Jeets are basically interchangeable anyway / often don't even have birth certificate

this is his ticket to Bollywood celebrity

>>507103636
It’s made out of the same stuff as the 9/11 hijacker’s passports

>>507103390
Good one, Jew bro.

an indian woman cheated on her indian husband with a white man who looked like Harry Potter

>>507102565 (OP)
So this was a false flag by India to put the blame on Pakistan?

>>507107635
Chill the fuck out they were RAPEcompensed for their hard work at the end of the day.

>>507102565 (OP)
sounds fake desu. The people in the area that it crashed also died, theres no way he jumped out of a plane and then survived the explposion

>>507102565 (OP)
If he jumped out about 50ft from the ground, landed through some trees, or layers of drywall, slowing his decent, it's reasonable that he would survive.

>>507109029
>theres no way he jumped out of a plane and then survived the explposion
He jumped out before it crashed. So he would be a 100 feet or so from the crash site.

>>507102565 (OP)
Hmmm

>>507102565 (OP)
Why can't Boeing just bankrupt themselves already and the CEO arrested for DEI bullshit that puts people in danger, if not outright killing them?

>>507103712
You can open the door at any time. It's a door.

did shit fly everywhere too?

>>507102855
4poo

>>507105475
>I browsed pol waiting to read a very specific combination of words, but they never came. Then one day I saw a news story about a plane crash and I heard them. "There is a sole survivor... and he is miraculously unharmed."

>>507103505
He's just that guy, built different, he just escaped trough a crack as the plane pancakes around him

>>507110973
indian truck drivers

>>507102565 (OP)
He isn't sole survivor, 169 survived

>>507102565 (OP)
That's the most jacked Indian I've ever seen, he looks Latino.

>>507103390
Bahahahahaha good one Moische

dont mess with Jeff

>>507102565 (OP)

I guess we can call him lucky man....some people can go war and stay frontline without getting single wound in 5 years.

>>507111645
242 on board, 240 officially declared dead. They took one guy to the hospital but he just died. This British man is the only survivor from the flight.

>>507102855
Plains is hard job

>>507104203
i've flown with indians, unless beaten into submission they will try to get away with anything and everything. i bet he didn't even know the plane was crashing; un-seatbelted, he simply opened the door because it was there

>>507112194
that guy who jumped out of the airplane and avoided the massive explosion?

>>507112379
Yes, British man Ramesh Viswashkumar is the only survivor. I don;t know the name of the one who died at the hospital.

>>507103712
At that altitude it woudln't be a problem opening the doors. If he was at multiple thousand feet the pressure from the outside wouldn't have allowed him to.

>>507112558
so he jumped out and survived a fall from 100s of feet in the air AND avoided the huge fucking explosion when the plane crashed too?

Is he the guy from that movie Unbreakable?

SAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaar

>>507112558
>British man Ramesh Viswashkumar
God i love /pol/ on occasions.

>>507106201
lel I have a good indian buddy and this is so spot on. So many times he lies about the stupidest stuff, and I'm like why? It was cool already

>>507112558
>British man Ramesh Viswashkumar

>>507102565 (OP)
How the fuck do you jumped out of a sealed plane?

>>507113087
i think the story is bullshit

>>507112807
It was pandemonium, he was disoriented, and everyone in India speaks a different dialect and can barely understand each other. Plus the reports didn't even say he claimed that, they said "some people" at the scene claimed it. Can pretty much disregard it. He probably just mentioned he was seated at the emergency exit row and it got interpreted by some yokel as "he leapt from the emergency exit door mid-air"

>>507102565 (OP)
He jumped in the poo created by all the Indians shitting themselves

>>507102565 (OP)
it's probably fake

>>507107680
YOU ARE DAM HELL SLUT DAM. YOU ARE NO SAAR YOU FUCK. YOU ARE DAM HELL FUCK.

>>507113383
i fuck you bloody basterd bich

>>507113203
Actually I'm looking at photos of the wreck and except for a part of the wing and the tail, there was basically no plane left left for him to even exit from, the rest was totally blown to bits. I don't see how he could survive unless he was sucked out or jumped out at the moment of impact.

>>507102565 (OP)
Can we also focus on the more than 200 British that died?

Its a lie. He did it to claim passage to England and impersonate whoever Jeet he's mimicking

>>507103390
And you're a jew rat so what?

>>507106201
You would know

Guys….
What if….what if the reason for the crash is because of him opening the exit door mid-takeoff. He was always the culprit.

A perfect crime with no witnesses. He had an Indian melty, went to the cockpit killed the pilots, stalled the plane, opened the exit with his jeet strength and crashed it.

>>507103505
>Either he found the ticket in the rubble and decided to pretend he's the guy

Normally i would dismiss this theory, but with pajeets it suddenly becomes very viable, knowing their hunger for attention to make money off.

>>507102565 (OP)
>British man
Tally ho and pip pip, old chap!

If a plane ticket looks fine after a plane crash why wouldnt a passport?

>>507105020
Another horrible jew bot post and that's ball eatth level phsyics the correct understanding is climb or fall down through the building through the fire we need to range band this gay country flag fag

>>507103390
Kek. He will certainly hate Indians now.

>>507112752
It's the opposite, the pressure is lower on the outside when you are high and if you could open the door even a little bit it would slam open and you would get sucked out.

What's the payout for this sort of thing? He a sultan with his own personal Taj mahal now?

>>507114817
Bro, do you even know how atmospheric pressure works?

>>507115020
i read that the government is going to give the families 200,000 US dollars

that is interesting

The pajeet pilot left the flaps up, they werent configured for takeoff. that will cause the plane to stall. this exact accident has happens every once in a while. t. watch aircraft investigation youtubes and you can see the flaps are up in both the videos

>>507115063
>$200
lmao barely enough for a good house this guy probably won't have enough left to get a car-
>families
Shared between 3-4 people that's pocket change.

>>507114471
this is another scammer kek

>>507114817
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/after-man-opens-plane-door-mid-flight-flyers/story?id=99628573

>>507102565 (OP)
lucky Bong
>>507103607
that's why the plane crashed

>>507105547
According to Sky News he is British.

>>507115263
he wont get shit, probably

>>507102565 (OP)
:>tfw you walk away of your crashed plane

guy is near plane crash, says sars I jumped off

>>507102565 (OP)
>Jumping from airplane
doesn't that mean he opened the door prematurely and caused the crash?

How much money do you think he's going to win from the lawsuits? I bet the airlines hate him because usually when there's no survivors it's harder for people to sue.

Did you saw the time?

13:10

>>507115448
(2) $100 Google Play cards

>>507115439
Pure coincidence. He was going to step out for a second to take a shit and then the plane crashed.

>>507115448
none. They will just suicide him

>>507103390
at least he still has his own foreskin.

>>507115439
maybe he used troll physics and jumped as the plane started to hit the ground

>>507102565 (OP)
Oh shit, that’s pretty crazy

>>507115524
He was bailing because his runny shit started an electrical fire and he knew it was about to crash.

Did he see a train or something?

>>507102565 (OP)
>>507106691
>batch of jeets burned alive on their way to london
God bless

>>507102781
why did they walk so far to cook their poofood?
is there a designated shit cooking area?
jeets please answer

each passenger had 46kg free?

>>507106456

hello newfrend

Anyone have the webbum of that other indian plane crash from the perspective of a passenger? Somebody was livestreaming it when the plane crashed.

>plane crash literally disintegrated the whole fuselage except the tail and left wing
>all bodies found are nothing but coal

But for some miraculous reason a single poo that literally walk off with no broken bones, burn marks or huge bruises casually walk over to the ambulance and easily talks about what just happened not totally in shock.

Mmmh me thinks something scammy about this.

>>507115876
I don't have it the video, but I remember it was from the Yeti Airlines Flight 691 crash

Either a scammer, translation issue or hes hallucinating
during the takeoff everybody needs to be sitting with the seatbelt on. There is no way he jumped up, opened the emergency door and jumped out

>>507114070
>>507115959
Shiva works in mysterious ways.

>>507116111
What if he was hanging on the door as it was falling and finally got it open and flew out (rather than jumped out)

>>507105390
Unshitable?

>>507102855
He can write a book on what it's like to be the sole remaining survivor. It doesn't matter how good or bad it is, the world is full of retards into this sort of thing. As if he will have a unique insight into life and death now when he probably has no useful information at all.

>>507103390
I'd ask that same question if I were born Jewish. Being an Indian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jew

>>507116079
I think so, it was in Nepal.

Oh I cracked the code

>>507106456
lmao you fucking dumbass this isn't true i have done it before. imagine believing kike physics

did they dropped any good loot?

>>507112752
You danish troll you :D

>>507115959
He could have been on the ground and got hit by some debris that gave him the injuries on his face. Found the ticket on the ground the blew clear of the wreck and decided on the spur of the moment to pretend he was a passenger and see where it would take him. Acting disoriented could have been performative so his answers wouldn't have to make sense.

>>507103390
honorary white

>>507116507
I'm not trolling perkele kouska jumaulato saatana!

>>507103390
Street shitting Indians are better than backstabbing jews.

>>507107635
based

>>507113202
Please donate by way of google playcards sar

>>507102565 (OP)
Makes me think of that Jeff Bridges movie. I'm expecting an Indian remake now.

>>507106456
This. It's less "jumping" off the chair so much as it is pushing the chair downards and thereby giving a very slight thrust upwards to yourself as fall to your death. You'd be better off using your hands to push the chair downwards as you could get more strength in it.

>>507113203
Still, being at the exit row bulkhead seat saved his life

saar, do not redeem the dead jeet passport

>>507102565 (OP)
SAAR 10,000 rupees compensation will be rewarded for the inconvenience

>>507102565 (OP)
If the flight had not crashed he would be serving kebabs in Hounslow tonight.

>>507104070
right rajesh, eat some more poo you fuckin jeetnigger.

>>507103505
Indians lie all the time, this isn't surprising.

>>507102565 (OP)
>its jeet piloting!
Turns out that, once again, it's about manufacturing and inspection policy. /pol/ and people who dont want to get suicided by Boeing often blame non-whites for this when it's really a lack of regulation and consequences for companies like Boeing.

>>507102565 (OP)
He lives to rape another day

>>507117381
>it's about manufacturing and inspection policy
ts not just jeet pilots although they are very incompetent. Its also jeet manufacturing, maintenance and inspecting. Eliminate all jeets from the process and no accidents will happen for years on end.

>>507103505
>just pretend you are this other person
I'm pretty sure his family and friends will realize it's a completely different person, people tend to notice that sort of thing.

>>507114985
>Massive fireball
>Beard not singed.

>>507103390
At least he'll outlive you kike

>>507103505
>just pretend you are this other person
I'm pretty sure his family and friends would suss something was different about him.

>>507103390
>why me why me why me
He is an Indian, not an imaginary holocaust survivor, Moishe.

>>507105415
They look intact but burning with their arms in a defensive position. What a way to go.

>>507110545
I read that in his voice.

>>507117846
The BBC has found his 'cousin' here in UK. He was thoroughly unconvincing when interviewed. This is a scam.

Stout hearted Briton.

>Engines failing, right after takeoff
>Sprint down aisle, drop-kick door open
>violent decompression, passengers, luggage, garbage sucked out
>jeet grabs tray table, surfs chaos wave
>Tumbles through sky, airjacks screaming shitting jeet granny
>aims shit-jets towards the highway below,
Lands on semi-truck, surfs granny across the roof
Truck was in the wrong lane and head on impacts a bus
>Bus flips, dude flips an ollie to another tanker-truck
>tanker jackkniffes, rolls 10 times off the freeway into a hospital and explodes, rides the shockwave and lands on a jetpacked train below
>smearing jeets at high speed off the roof he parts the waves like the vajrah
>the plane banks in, engines screaming goes nose in right against the train wagon kicking up a fucking huge mountain of terrain and ground up jeets and shit
>hangs ten on the debris wave
>Ground rushes up, rapes a woman instantly on impact

He did not redeem. One Saar to rule them all.

>>507117755
*singh'd

>>507102565 (OP)
How many jeets are going to try jumping off a plane thats taking off now?

>>507114985
>British
OOF

>>507103390
You're a fucking kike.

>>507103505
He most likely just hid in the landing gear compartment, wasn't actually on the plane

>>507110973
>Saar I would have swam out from the exploded submarine and swam 2 miles up to the surface saaar believe me

>>507105390
>>507116184
unflushable

>>507102565 (OP)
>Plane makes a weird sound, maybe it was just an anomaly
>Rip open the airplane door
>Depressurize the cabin; now if there was any chance of the plane going down it sure as hell is now
>Ramjesh redeems all the other jeets and creates the very catastrophe he sought to escape

>>507106456
>jumping and breaking the gravity fall means nothing bro
Stupid fuck.
Jew physics btfo.

>>507118262
Not enough action for Bollywood lad.

He was chosen by Ganesh, he fell in the loo and survived, he will rule all Bharat

>>507118483
Kek. I considered it but wasn't sure on the spelling.

>>507119595
He's right though.

>>507110973
lol thats funny is he trolling redditors? or does he really feel special?

>>507103390
If I had to choose between every single Jew on earth being decimated vs wiping out the entire Indian continent I would go with option A.

>>507103390
Kek, but still, behead JIDF IDF sandniggers

>>507120286
Yeah. He looks completely guilty, alright.
He's putting together his jeet dindu story.

>>507118406
He pulled off the impossible.

>>507102565 (OP)
Jet fuel can't melt steel poo

>>507103505
Don't be a noob. He prolly just pulled off this physics glitch or something similar.

>>507120572
He's a BRITON. SON OF ENGLISH SOIL. Remember what BASED Farage said.

>>507115448
If it was Boeing, he'd be as good as dead. They'd just kill him violently and brutally and claim it was suicide. Thankfully, he's in India, Boeing Agents aren't too heavy of a presence there, but he should watch out anyways, his troubles have only just begun as (((insurance))) begins to seek the value of his life.

>>507106201
kek

>>507120286
He was right next to the airplane door.
I bet he opened the door so he could lean out and take a selfie of himself. Now he's persuading himself that it didn't happen.

>>507102565 (OP)
Stories like this convince me India will soon surpass China as the Global Leader in LiveLeak clips

>>507114985
It would be common in the future. At least, they don't speak German.

>>507105415
I don't get it. It looks exactly like a normal street in India.

>>507118262
Wheres the point where everyone stops what they're doing and starts dancing in sync? I almost believed what you wrote, but you left out an important detail.

>>507121085
But what if the door won't open? THEN WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER!?

>>507121311
I do enjoy the retardation and racism around here but it was an emergency exit door that opened due to the plane identifying there was an emergency. I'm pretty sure it's not possible for any nutter to just randomly open an emergency door, and also the pressure in the plane should be similar to the pressure outside considering that, well, people already live in that pressure durr, they're practically on the ground. The outside pressure doesn't automatically change because it's outside an aeroplane. Not sure you have the most sophisticated understanding of air pressure...

>>507121094
No. He was 'british'. Not British. You know us Brits are just really polite?

>>507102565 (OP)

Planes is hard.

you heard them white man, learn to fly these things into your daughters neighborhoods

imagine his face
this guy had a chance to be reincarnated as a white man, but stayed pajeet

>>507121647
imagine if pajeets were speaking german

>>507105020
it still baffles me that muttmericans didn't think about that on 9/11

>>507110255
Yeah if you open it when it's armed, the inflatable slide activates. Also if you do it in flight you will be sucked out of the aircraft regardless of what you see in films

>>507113837
One pound fish

>>507123058
If you can open it there won't be a pressure differential worth fuck all you won't be sucked anywhere.

>>507115275
>850ft
That's practically on the ground, no pressure difference

>>507103390
>He says this as a literal Edomite kike
Lmfao look who's talking kike. Too bad you can't be Aryan like me, bitch.

>>507123344
The plane in india only got to about 625ft (190m) in altitude.

>>507123311
You can open in in flight and it will fly open, you're thinking of underwater, like the sub that imploded. Opposites.

>>507115448
The airlines payout immediately now, it's not the 1980s anymore. Air India are doing immediate £86,000 interim payments to families of victims. Eventually the responsible business will pay for it (e.g. boeing, air india, some maintenance firm etc) but the airline pays out immediately so families don't wait.

Well where I am there's no news that anything terrorist related was suspected. Nobody knows the cause of the crash, looks like they failed to climb (vid from airfield shows this most clearly)

>>507123845
No you can't, the doors are pressurised into the fuselage once you get to altitude, and unopenable.
This plane wasn't pressurised yet anyway, it never got above 200m high, so the door could have been opened but there's no pressure differential

>>507123968
It starts stalling at 00:33, they either had too much AOA with not enough speed and thrust to execute that maneuver or something malfuctioned. But thats a 101 stall due to loss of speed. I've played enough ARMA to know this.

>>507102565 (OP)
may he make a full recovery

>>507123979
How much is that? 400 and change to each family?

>>507103505
what wud be the point, if he's lying they'll find out the moment he cant produce a photo id , his name is on the ticket

>>507122788
yeah, but since it is a pajeet/shitskin, so s/he will get exterminated right away under the German regime.

>>507113538
Vid not believable. Water's too clean, there's no trash layer on the top of it.

>>507105020
The maximum jump speed you can produce with your legs is around 2–3 m/s (meters per second) at best. If you're falling at 50 m/s, subtracting 2 m/s by pushing off the chair would still leave you falling at 48 m/s.

Average vertical jump speed is around 2–3 m/s upward, max for elite athletes is 4–5 m/s. This is nowhere near enough.

You’d need to reverse your 44.3 m/s downward speed — that means jumping upward at 44.3 m/s relative to the ground.

You would need superhuman legs capable of exerting over 15,000 newtons of force in a fraction of a second — something not remotely achievable by any human or animal. This is physically impossible with normal biology.

Could be done with a rocket or spring-boosted mechanism:
If your robotic system:

Stored huge amounts of energy (like a high-tension spring or compressed air tank)

Was actively controlled for balance and timing

Could fire with extreme precision and force

Then yes — in theory, you could survive such a fall using a robotic leg thruster system, but you’re now closer to a controlled rocket landing or impulse propulsion system (like Iron Man boots or spring-loaded legs from cartoons).

Yes, with robotic assistance powerful enough to reverse your fall velocity, it could theoretically work.

>>507124522
That's £86,000 per passenger.

>>507124707
tldr: chatgpt is retarded

>>507123979
They sign a contract not to sue the airline for that fast cash. You're right. It ain't the 80's anymore.

>>507102565 (OP)

Anybody smell bullshit?

So they're all seatbelted in their seats on take off. But he's running around opening emergency exits? While the plane is travelling at what speed and height?

It stinks. Does opening an exit cause a crash? Nobody else tried this in the 30 ofd seconds they were supposed to be belted in their seats. Guy opening plane door and jumping ?

Nonsense. But they'll make propaganda out of it

>>507106847
falling down at 200kph.... jump up at 100kph ... hit ground at 100kph . gg. rockets works on conservation of momentum . relative velocity is a different thing

>>507103390
you jews and your comedians

>>507124673
yeah no
>implying germ corpos would not import massive amount of slave labor to germany
they did that with everyone they could get hands on
not even mention adolf kneeling to islam and paganism
it would be probably same shit, just with german sauce

>>507124707
>>507125098
https://www.espn.com/espnw/story/_/id/40422023/the-skydiver-survived-14000-foot-fall
Guess there is a God, and he loves us.

>>507103390
Now Rabbi, you know that's mean

>>507105415
Is that guy on the stretcher going to be okay

>>507105415
grim. we need an explanation as to how vigneshjeet survived

The BBC just interviewed an Indian crash specialist who claims this lad 'wrenched the door open when he realised something was wrong, took a chance and jumped out'
India needs to be nuked.

>>507112558
>British man Ramesh Viswashkumar
Imagine Winston Churchill reading this.

>>507113665
If the plane wasn't on fire he had a chance but from the video it was engulfed immediately.

>>507103390
Kek

>>507103390
Lel. You'll go to the oven second to the last.

>>507125720
You mean the same Winston Churchill who founded the state of Israel?

>>507106201
Yeah this is probably what actually happened. His seat didn't burst up into flames for whatever reason and he was to get away.

>>507117781
>>507119595

No phull sapport for Israel now?

>>507102565 (OP)
Bravo! Extra ration of delicious poo for this one today.

There's video of the plane right up to impact. It's odd you can't see superjeet coming out of it.

>>507124942
Who said he jumped out of the door though? Fake news.

>>507126041
What? Did he blow up that hotel too?

>>507126727
An indianair crash specialist said it on the BBC.

>>507125162
So what? There'd be no miscegenation for sure. They'd slave to death anyway, then get replaced by brutal, cold, efficient robots or autonomous systems.
>not even mention adolf kneeling to islam and paganism
Yeah, Adolf found Islam appealing because it's too controversial for average normies like you. He used it to recruit Middle Easterners for his hellish war. He’d treat them as expendable. As for paganism, he’d revive and promote it heavily because it focuses on the nationalist theme, unlike Christcucks who focus on individuals and promote diversity heavily.
>it would be probably same shit, just with german sauce
Yeah, those shitskins would have their mouths sealed, no more annoying accents. They’d be fed through tubes.
>tf
Heh, I knew you’d get triggered easily by anything German-related. At least you’ll be overrun by Pajeets. It’d probably be the same shit, just with Polish sauce. Hehehe.

>>507125720
Nah, he promoted it.

>>507126909
whatever mr melting pot
if germs didn't chimp out(two times), Europe would still rule the world

>>507126894
Exactly. Fake news.

>>507102565 (OP)
I reckon this is a possibility of what could have gone wrong. The way the plane crashes and fails to get any lift reminds me of the UK's worse plane accident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ0IaUbDZe4&ab_channel=DisasterBreakdown

>>507103505

This, some random Indian wouldn't just open the door of a moving plane without everyone freaking out because he felt uncomfortable.

The fall as well would kill him

>>507103505
He's definately lying and a chancer thinking he can get to the UK pretending to be a passenger.

That's jeets for you.

>>507102565 (OP)
That's awful. I hate hearing about browns surviving.

>>507117562
It still comes down to policy and enforcing safety standards. You can filter out incompetent people and their work with it. Thinking whites and Indians just make planes without inspections or safety standards breathing down their necks doesn't make sense. America has heavily regulations that India doesn't. /pol/ doesn't acknowledge this because they're libertarians that can't stand the fact that government policy and regulation keeps them safe from corner cutting billionaires.

>>507127158
>if germs didn't chimp out(two times), Europe would still rule the world
No WW1 = no Second Polish Republic = no modern Poland. The land stays partitioned between Germany and Russia forever. Honestly? Probably the cleanest, most stable outcome for the continent. No border drama, no national resurrection mythos, just cold imperial efficiency.

>>507126909
>Adolf found Islam appealing because it's too controversial for average normies like you. He used it to recruit Middle Easterners for his hellish war. He’d treat them as expendable. As for paganism, he’d revive and promote it heavily because it focuses on the nationalist theme, unlike Christcucks who focus on individuals and promote diversity heavily.

What is this, Hitler fanfic

>>507103505
Or you know he jumped off the wreckage after the crash while it was burning.

>>507128614
The imploding sub is the perfect example of corner cutting billionaires. Or the useless cybertruck

>>507105415
WTAF that is horrific I don't know I watched that's messed me up big time fuck pol why am i even on this racist site half you are miserable human beings saying the nastiest of things even though innocent people have died, the picture of the dude wiht his wife and 3 kids is harrowing

>>507106969
Nah, I'm sure they died instantly or near instantly. It's near impossible to survive an airplane crash. Their bodies cooked in the ensuing flames.

>>507106691
horrible thing to say, hope you don't ever lose loved ones or your children in a horrific way like some of these people did

>>507110973
I find theae sort of things intriguing from cognitive point of view. Like you literally have delusions of invulnerability, yet can't recognize it as a delusion.

>>507110973
air bubble? even sonic cant hold his breath for that long with an air buble, rising from the depths they were at on air is impossible

>>507129152
Calm down love

>>507128771
Nope, not fanfic. Just history.

Nazis didn’t “like” Islam — they used Muslims as cannon fodder, recruiting tens of thousands in the Balkans and Caucasus. They gave religious concessions to keep them fighting but always saw them as racially inferior.

Paganism? That was Himmler and the SS pushing Germanic myths, runes, and rituals because Christianity was weak and too universalist for their nationalist goals.

Islam and paganism were weapons in the Nazi toolbox — cold, ruthless politics, no fairy tales.

>>507103505
>Either he found the ticket in the rubble and decided to pretend he's the guy,
Waiting for him to be repatriated and his family in the UK to say
>Hang on a minute!

>>507103390
We'll gas you last, Ari.

>>507102565 (OP)
So it's true, if you jump out of a crashing plane at 2ft above the ground you will survive.

>>507123968
He didn't fly so good

>>507105020
physics fags btfo

>>507125688
Great now on every flight when there's a weird noise every pajeet will start ripping open doors and jumping out.

"British" - They don't look how I remember them, what happened ?

>>507129152
>people
Don't worry, most are not people, they're jeets.
They'd be raping your pet lizard if they weren't on that plane.

There was like 30 second of the plane gliding down onto the street. Plenty of time to open the door and jump out.

>>507103505
Read the article, he jumped from the smouldering wreck stuck in the building.

>>507129375
>>507129230
>>507129152
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>507103390
kek
the comfiest oven will be reserved for you

>>507102855
The worst part was the EMTs gang raping him, they expected a lot more not crispy jeets

>>507103505
all poojits are liars, just watch LIFE OF PI and you see what I mean.

>>507130129
nah i doubt it, had some of them build my loft and they were brilliant even went to the pub with them when job was finished (they were sikh though), they're normal people, i have more problem going into town and dealing with our own all masked up at least these guys work and help

>>507103505
Hell Ive done it. Former Naval Pilot here. We were doing training missions in our Tomcats, takes off a quick training sorty and then back. One of our engines caught fire as we were approaching the deck for landing. Tried to pop the canopy to eject... Canopy popped but the eject failed. We had enough trust with the engine to stay in flight, so we navigated over the deck, set the auto, and jumped out. Curled ourselves into tight balls like Samus, hit the net on the deck and rolled for about 100 feet like a bowling ball. Little bruised up but we were fine. Tomcat splashed down about a quarter mile out.
It was wild, we jumped off probably about 50 feet up. The net saved is for sure.

why are they so incompetent bros?
https://files.catbox.moe/vd82wf.mp4

>>507130440
truth hurts?

>>507131089
poojits are so fucking retarded. they should not be allowed to operate any heavy machinery

>>507113665
Does anyone in here understand physics ? There’s no ‘tuck and roll’ at 200 mph.
Just splat and thoughts & prayers

>>507130641
>LIFE OF PI
You mean Life of Poo

>>507131303
Ahhhh >>507131079

>>507130177
Then what genius ? You are doing 200mph ? Above human terminal velocity? Meaning you are going faster then if you fell from 30000ft

>>507103505
he probably bought the ticket but never boarded the plane

>>507131356
exactly..
>so, Rashan.. zebra with broken legs was budhist, hyena was french cook and obese orangutan was your mother?
*head bobbing* which story do you prefer Mr White man?
>yeah, but why did you choose your mother to be a fat monkey?

>>507131628
>>507103505
the damage seen in the pic was done by a rogue train

>>507131416
Yea you are lieing, Im colonel sanders and the secret spices are pepper...

>>507131015
>they're normal people
Kek. I have to sometimes go to work in Manchester. I can assure you, they are not normal people. Not even close.

>>507131079
I clapped

>>507103390
Well, you don't really have a better lot.

>>507103390
you stole this joke from sam hyde

>>507131303
At the moment of impact they were not going 200MPH. There's a half second or so where the plane is basically stopped before the explosion where he may have been shot out if the door was blown off.

>>507131704
>Yea you are lieing
Except I'm not. I was there, you weren't. I was grounded after that and ended up getting out completely.
You'll just have to trust me.

>>507103390
motherfucker got me

>>507125098

They've changed the feeds. It's like a Mandela effect.

He used and emergency exit and jumped was reported originally. Except that's fantasy. It faster changed into dunno what happened.

How? They're in seatbelts on take off. It was 30 seconds to disaster. Speed and height. How is he walking about and opening a door and jumping? If they're in seatbelts on take off emergency exits are staffed and you cannot get that open in 30 seconds.

In any event there's always the propaganda, hero from zero. It happens every time in the press today. More of it is a lie. 290 dead. But mysteriously there's a survivor.

Nobody has any accuracy on what's occurred, that's an investigation. It will take a lot longer. In the meantime the hero narrative for any folklore.

In any understanding the model is prone to fault and was replaced to an even bigger number. But it obviously didn't reach altitude and crashed quickly form take off. Everybody else onboard died about 290 so far?

>>507131905
What ? On what planet are you defying newtons 3rd law ? Where did your 200+mph of foward speed go ? If the aircraft absorbed it you are still traveling at 200mph at the molm...ahh fuck this why am I explaining this to retards. Or shills likely. Samething

>>507103505
No way it was going 200mph with full flaps, it just took off, it started settling and he hit the emergency exit and landed in a tree. Simple as.
t. pilot stuntman

>>507102781
AI really was a mistake

>>507106201
>>507103505
>>507103390
kek

>>507132182
No way it was going 200 with full flaps and 50 feet from takeoff

>>507131905
It crash landed on the rooftops, when the fuselage crunched it probably burst the door off that he was seated right beside. Then in the split second before everything was engulfed in fire he undid his belt and jumped out, or was propelled out by the explosion and fell down off the rooftop clear of the explosion. If he's not a scammer then it really was a miracle 1 in a million survival.

>>507132669
Planes don’t stop mid-air like a cartoon crash freeze-frame. If the aircraft’s moving at 175 knots, everything inside people, seats, sandwiches is also moving at 200 MPH. If the plane explodes or breaks up, that energy doesn’t vanish it yeets you into the surrounding chaos at the same speed. You're not gently ejected like a DVD from a PS2. You're being shot out of a flying blender full of jet fuel and aluminum. You bunch of 14iq idiots fuck this place is shit now

>>507132182
>Why does my car stop when I hit a brick wall?
Turn in your driver's license immediately retard

>>507132135
Seat 11A is a window seat next to the exit door
Door isn't hard to open
Plane wasn't doing 200mph with full flaps and barely climbing
Conclusion: based stuntman pajeet

>>507132669

Yea I calling that bullshit. Let's magic an Indian together for the next final destination movie.

>>507102565 (OP)
New angle of crash.

>>507132663
The last handshake with adsb was 174kts it probably slowed a bit when it stopped climbing but I doubt by much. Still very fucking unsurvivable, they didnt have full flaps they don't use much flaps on take off in the 787, they Vr is 170kts on avg depending on condition weight etc. So yes its very possible to go 175 +kts on take off with takeoff flaps. Its probably an overspeed for full ya.

>>507102855
His brother died in the crash

>>507132182

They're in seatbelts on take off. The doors are locked by the cockpit so some cunt doesn't depressurise the plane. The staff can possible open them having training. In any event they take skills. You're in a seatbelt. An emergency exits are staffed. So how the fuck is he jumping. Height and speed.

Stop lying to me.

>>507133260
Everything you said is false, aircraft doesn't even start to pressurize until near 10000ft retard, and what flight have you been on where theres a fucking sentry at the door. Fuck i hate shills and bots.

>>507112558
>British