Thread 507107212

It's noon and I'm doing a wake and bake.

>>507107212 (OP)
Revelation 16:13
King James Version
13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

If I was young and a neet, I would save all that weed money and buy a house with it.

>>507107212 (OP)
>noon
Too early

>>507107445
must be a lot of vibrant diversity in that part of town

>>507107212 (OP)
Fly high, king

Yeah I'm high too OP.
Vaping some 30% THC weed and giving myself euphoric schizophrenia.

>>507107445
>Dude just buy a house built in 1882 which is in a small town with an unemployment rate of 34% in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

Based fren. Neet forever. Weed + tramadol + gaming + fap all day lets go fuck jews

>>507107212 (OP)
riveting thread

> dude weed
ok loser

>>507107212 (OP)
How do I become neet? I have crippling anxiety and depression as well as alcoholism (which I've been successfully getting rid of)? Go to therapy twice a week, and a psychiatrist monthly. Ex military and worked in a morgue if that helps. Wasn't in long though.

>>507108278
>Go to therapy twice a week

you be better off getting a hooker twice a week

>>507108278
>How do I become neet?
It just happens, a combination of lack of ambition + an environment that allows you to leech of someone

>>507108278
you're probably too lazy and anxious to apply so you keep pushing it forward forever
like nigga you're job description entails the ptsd gibs

>>507108867
>>507108450

All I'm saying is I've met troons and others goobers who get neet bux and there perfectly fine. I'm fucked up but don't know what to do. Like do I just tell the government to put me on the list or some shit?

>>507107212 (OP)
Nice! Enjoy it while it lasts, because sitting around stoned will eventually get old unless you're doing something productive at the same time, like cleaning or working on a pet project. For me, that Poision Durban strain gets me goin. I spent about 4 hrs yesterday restoring all the weather proofing insulation strips around the doors, windows, and frame of my car. Silicon WD40 works well for that. Everything looks brand new again.

>>507108043
Kek

>>507107931
My house was built in 1861 and no nigger or spic has ever been in it, you didn't build shit retards, cope.

>>507109090
yep too autistic to do anything without clear orders
just go to your local social services office i am pretty sure they'll have zogbot forms
i mean by simply googling it says talk to your VA... it'll have a branch close to you i am sure talk to the bitch whore phone secertary and she'll hook you up faster than you coom to anime porn since she will sense how fucked up you are and how often its being done
i mean '''people''' go to the army for after service gibs dafuq are you still doing with your life nigger

>>507107212 (OP)
>It's noon
Imagine living in that area.

>>507107931
>with an unemployment rate of 34%
we're talking about NEETs here anon

>>507107445
weed money is like mcdonalds money these days

Sitting at a homeless shelter eating thc gummies 24x7.

>>507108278
find an old family member willing to let you take care of them

Do disabled ppl count as NEETs?

>>507107445
>28k
No way lmfao. That house is way too nice for 28k. I live in the midwest and it would still be at least 50, bare minimum.

>>507107212 (OP)
That sounds sad.
Even if you're not working, there's interesting things to do in life.
Smoking and drinking alone is just numbing yourself to escape it.

>>507110456
>Even if you're not working
stfu self improoper neet you're literally the worst

>>507109976
the listing is still up this morning
it is probably still available

>>507107212 (OP)
Disgusting slug existence.
I imagine you look like this, a fat disgusting brown black yellow MUTT.

gigabased

>>507112477
House looks decent from the outside, needs a bit of work but is probably beset by niggers on all side.

>>507107374
My thoughts are not your thoughts.

>>507107445
They cut you off if you have a certain amount in the bank at least in this country. I remember hearing about one of my step dads loser kids crying that because they sold their house, they disqualified themselves from gibs. Btw welfare queens are real

>>507107931
I'd take 1882 over 2022 considering the garbage shit they're building with now

>>507107212 (OP)
So am I, but it's my day off, because I'm not a lazy ass NEET.

>>507107212 (OP)
Why does USA not have proper NEETbux? You always say that government debt doesn't matter yet are unwilling to give people actually fun things. Massive NEETbux would probably explode the consumer spending too.

>>507107212 (OP)
At the rate you're going, home ownership is right around the corner...perhaps even a family.