British man 'Vishwashkumar Ramesh' has survived the Air India crash and will soon return home to England!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3v6drp96zo

>>507109845 (OP)
Bruce Willis played him in the movie.

nah, the good news is all those jeets being jeeted by a jeet captain and 1st officer, and jeet programmers that coded the plane software.

>>507109845 (OP)
Muh POOOOOOOS

>>507109845 (OP)
The lad must just want to go home to Mum and ‘ave sum fish n chips. Bless em

>>507110083
Th British truly just built diff'rent. Survive a crash like that and havin' a pint with the boys down at the pub hours later.

>>507109845 (OP)
What's more tragic than all those 242 who lost their lives a minute after takeoff is that 242 more people were born in India the minute after the crash.

>>507109990
Kek i cant believe vishwash nigga was whitewahsed

>>507110083
>want to desperately get out of india
>get on a plane
>crash
>survive
>stuck in india for the rest of his life because he'll be afraid to fly ever again

man, so surreal surviving a crash like that...

>>507112118
its almost like... its a scammer...

>>507109845 (OP)
he looks gay as fuck

how the hell did he survive
was ejected from the plane or what

>>507111833
euro railcard'll take care of it bruv

>>507109845 (OP)
Who the fuck names their child Wishy-Washy-Kumar?

>>507112628
He crashed the plane.
You Anglos are weird people like that

>>507109845 (OP)
F's in the chat
we'll get him next time

>>507112118
why would a jeet just lie about his bollywood tier stunt?

>>507112628
apparently he was sitting next to his brother who is still missing. he says he has no idea what happened.
if it's all true he literally seems to have walked away from a plane crash in a daze.

>>507112260
pajeet scammed death lol

>>507109845 (OP)
So if a white guy is born in India he will be indian? I fucking doubt it

>>507109845 (OP)
>britishman
lol

>>507109845 (OP)
>will soon return home to England!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErPe_dNt_Uc

>>507112628
extra info: he was apparently right next to an exit

>>507112871
Why are you giving out misinfo? He stood on the runway and tried to take a selfie with the starting plane, his plan was to jump aside in the last second for extra cool Bollywood theatrics, but he got whirled up by the turbine. That's how he survived, he wasn't in the plane. He wanted to show his manliness to Manjoola Priahnaputarabadmanatanklanka, the famous village beauty, but she wasn't impressed.

>a little piece of extra fatty poo floats back to the surface after you flush
You hate to see it.

>>507113094
I say this to our brown diaspora in Germany all the time lol they seethe so much

>>507112628
Jumped off right before it hit the ground.

This have to be fake and gay everyone dies but one survive magically.. Bullshit.....

>>507115311
it is obviously bullshit

look at how useless these indian men are. Sitting there like lazy pieces of shit while the women do all the work

an indian man caught his wife with another man in a park and he is seething in this video

all races of women reject indian men

>>507111542
can't take this shit no more man

>>507116321
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>>507116617
LOL chinks and their pet muslims are never subtle. LETS HAVE ANOTHER 500 "ORGANIC" POO THREADS lol

>>507111542

>>507109845 (OP)
Hope he dies

>>507109845 (OP)
jeets are nasty but damn he a lucky fucker

>>507117006
He will meet the King when he returns home to England.

>>507109845 (OP)
Poor guy.

>>507109845 (OP)
Wow Brits look like that?!

>>507109845 (OP)
kek

>>507109845 (OP)
Yeah he's scamming and not British

>vishwash
that's a brand of detergent pods isn't it?

>>507109845 (OP)
>British man 'Vishwashkumar Ramesh'

Hehe

>>507109845 (OP)
>and will soon return home to England!
Aboard another Boeing aircraft? I wonder how he feels about that. If it was me I'd take a boat.

>>507109845 (OP)
the whitest britbong desu

>>507119666
We have a dumb joke here. "How does a Chinese mother name kids?" Just throws a bunch of her pots in the air, "Ting Zong Ding." There has to be a Pajeet version of that or they wouldn't come up with these names.

>>507113506
Lmao

At least he's not a paki.

>>507119666
He just goes by as Dave around these parts.

theres supposed to be a video of him walking, does anyone have a link?

>>507109845 (OP)
HE FLEW TOO GOOD

>>507121230
https://x.com/IndiaTodayNE/status/1933159420206227865

>>507121906
thanks

>>507109845 (OP)
What an Englishman!
>>507111542
Those 242 are filthy poo, should have been flushed down before the aircraft taking off during the routine toilet cleaning process (Poland, you will be investigated on these matters), Vishwashkumar Ramesh on the other hand is an English gentleman from England, completely different species.

no, almost 300 hundred pajeets dead, that is great news

>>507121906
>https://x.com/IndiaTodayNE/status/1933159420206227865
wtf???????
>plane crash
>sprained ankle

>>507113364
Nigga he was right next to an ENTRANCE

>>507109845 (OP)
>pajeet immigrant

Does that thing look British??!

>>507115311
I was thinking this, Will bit be a matter that some Poo went into the wreckage of the plane and stole some dead guys boarding pass and is faking being on the flight....Same shit happen with people in 911

>>507109845 (OP)
Our media are obsessed with this. They're trying to make out the plane was full of actual, genuine, real British people and that it's a national tragedy for us.
I don't give a single shit about Indian lives.

>>507126422
Has any UK media commentator talked about the lone survivor being British and made a comment yet about British being "built different" to survive that?