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Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507113317 >>507113862 >>507113946 >>507116452 >>507116964 >>507123539 >>507125480 >>507126964 >>507133975 >>507145109
/pol humor thread
This is the funniest shit you've seen in a while; try to at least match it if not top it: https://x.com/___eb__/status/1933010045094010989
Anonymous (ID: PFuid8Fy) Bulgaria No.507113660 >>507113775
no idea if this is new or old but all the backdrops look like AI slop kind of
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507113775
>>507113660
So you took offense to it because it hit close to home, got it.
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507113862 >>507113975 >>507115005 >>507120681 >>507145153
>>507113317 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Anonymous (ID: ESwhZE75) United States No.507113946
>>507113317 (OP)
That ending got me.
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507113975 >>507114152
>>507113862
We've all seen your gay copypasta before on many threads, fagbot
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507114152 >>507114479
>>507113975
Newfag detected lol
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507114479 >>507115422 >>507115601 >>507115620 >>507115766 >>507116593 >>507125150 >>507130498 >>507141708 >>507145250
>>507114152
Right, I'm a "newfag" because I've seen this exact same shit posted word for word on countless threads even when it had absolutely nothing to do with the thread.
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507114824 >>507114937
a newfag is not defined by what he has seen but how he reacts. people can be here 20 years and never grow out of newfag
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507114867
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507114929
Anonymous (ID: IPWlCc1Y) Denmark No.507114937
>>507114824
That’s such a newfag thing to say
Anonymous (ID: 9cFWCis7) United States No.507115005
>>507113862
You Canadian Bastard!!!!!
The day of the rake and shit.
You...will...rue...the..day!!!
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507115024
that's some small newfag energy right there y'all
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507115073
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507115141
Anonymous (ID: SZ0wmAZt) South Africa No.507115422 >>507116193 >>507116421 >>507135378
>>507114479
Canadians have been blessing /pol humor threads for years, I don't know when it all started, but it's a tradition. If you do not know this or have not noticed then you most certainly are a newfag....you were supposed to lurk for 3 more years before you made your first post newfag! LOL!
Anonymous (ID: L/TCunch) United Kingdom No.507115601 >>507115971 >>507116421
>>507114479
Newfag twat
Anonymous (ID: Kmt3wkDK) United States No.507115620 >>507116421
>>507114479
>self-owning this hard
lurk moar
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507115766 >>507115891 >>507116421
>>507114479
Hahaha the self own is too good
Anonymous (ID: L/TCunch) United Kingdom No.507115891
>>507115766
12D chess
>hes trollin
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507115971 >>507116313
>>507115601
>ID: L/T Cunch
I'm gonna call you Lieutenant Cunch
lol
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507115974
https://youtu.be/qTgDgYPnToo
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116090
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116129
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507116193
>>507115422
>African flag gibberish post
No thank you.
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116234
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116278 >>507117507
Anonymous (ID: /mhekK+e) United States No.507116294
Anonymous (ID: L/TCunch) United Kingdom No.507116313 >>507116654
>>507115971
Is that Loo-tenant, left-tenant or lyoo-tenoh?
Anonymous (ID: /mhekK+e) United States No.507116351
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116384
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507116421 >>507116608 >>507116859 >>507116958 >>507136139 >>507141650
>>507115422
>>507115601
>>507115620
>>507115766
Be me:
>reply just to bump thread and troll dumb fucktards to get agitated in order to get them to reply back and further bump my thread
Dumb fucktards
>Haha, we owned you, you're so stupid, we won!
NOW who's the new fags?
That would be you tards.
Anonymous (ID: 7etVxzEh) United States No.507116452
>>507113317 (OP)
>https://x.com/___eb__/status/1933010045094010989
Dumb and cringey
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116462
Anonymous (ID: SqtLe8j7) United States No.507116522 >>507125209 >>507149312
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116577
you don't know how to OP a humo thread or participate in one.
whatever type of fag you are, it's off topic
Anonymous (ID: YUqSFdK2) United States No.507116593 >>507116958
>>507114479
Newfag confirmed. Lurk moar.
Anonymous (ID: L/TCunch) United Kingdom No.507116608 >>507117072 >>507135956
>>507116421
>I was only pretending to be retartet
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116631
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507116654 >>507116796
>>507116313
I usually pronounce it "Loo-tenant" but also say "left-tenant" occasionally
Pretty dope ID tag desu
"Lieutenant Cunch" o/
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116692
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116784
Anonymous (ID: L/TCunch) United Kingdom No.507116796 >>507117305
>>507116654
Once my ID had β€œJew” in it, that was fun o/
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116837
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507116859 >>507117384
>>507116421
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116950
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507116958 >>507117545
>>507116593
>Jump in to argue without reading replies
For instance: >>507116421
Lurk more newfag
Anonymous (ID: FkULfvtd) United States No.507116964
>>507113317 (OP)
lmao
what an amazing time to live.
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507116998
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507117072 >>507117545
>>507116608
>NO U
Don't be mad because it turns out you're the predictable newfag who got easily outsmarted.
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507117097
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507117186
are you descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry?
>any answer longer than "no" means yes
>not answering means yes
>lying means yes
Anonymous (ID: /mhekK+e) United States No.507117304
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507117305
>>507116796
>"Once my ID had "JEW" it
>thinks this is peak hilarity
>Doesn't know about epic "DUBM$JEW" ID
>But calls me the newfag
OK
Anonymous (ID: Cl15MXDK) United States No.507117384 >>507117545 >>507117701
>>507116859
Aw, you mad because you turned out to be one of the newfags?
Seethe and cope more
Anonymous (ID: /mhekK+e) United States No.507117491
Anonymous (ID: SqtLe8j7) United States No.507117507 >>507118432 >>507128978
>>507116278
someone needs to lynch this faggot
Anonymous (ID: V7jUBSQe) Canada No.507117545
>>507117072
>>507117384
>>507116958
>Everyone but ME is a Newfag!!!
Lmao cope more
Anonymous (ID: qPHtxYGg) United States No.507117701
>>507117384
Shut up faggot.
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507118345
https://youtu.be/qTgDgYPnToo
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507118432
>>507117507
yeah. who told him to swim on the other side of the earth anyway
Anonymous (ID: ddv3LRTH) Norway No.507118960
Joeschmoe (ID: szmtjZTu) No.507120681
>>507113862

Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.

And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.

And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.

I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized NPC cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507121526
what the hell joeschmoe you too?
is there no dimension of failure you will not penetrate with your tism
Anonymous (ID: Vds3Axw7) United States No.507123539 >>507123704
>>507113317 (OP)
Dr. Ibn Khaldun and his doings ethical
Anonymous (ID: Vds3Axw7) United States No.507123704
>>507123539
even Ronald Reagan knew about Ibn Khaldun and his doings
Anonymous (ID: yRsT4Clt) Argentina No.507123886
LOL
Anonymous (ID: yRsT4Clt) Argentina No.507123940
LMAO
Anonymous (ID: yRsT4Clt) Argentina No.507124013
:^)
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124096
ha ha
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124152
ha
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507124187
https://youtu.be/6BCsxQg3NE4
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124219
ha ha
ha
Anonymous (ID: /+SR6GZF) Germany No.507124377 >>507124625 >>507125372
>enter humor thread
>its full of pictures of brown people
just make a india hate thread
Anonymous (ID: l9YDv2jj) United States No.507124499 >>507124847 >>507145391 >>507148534
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124531
tell you what, pajeet
you make it and i'll bump it
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124605
Anonymous (ID: n0V6doRs) United States No.507124625 >>507124709 >>507124984
>>507124377
Liberals are obsessed with Indians because they want to fuck them
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124659
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124709
>>507124625
@grok is this true?
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507124756
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Anonymous (ID: SqtLe8j7) United States No.507124847 >>507125038
>>507124499
you mother fucker
Anonymous (ID: 3P8LwNzj) United States No.507124984
>>507124625
Nobody wants to fuck indians. Not even other indians.
Anonymous (ID: l9YDv2jj) United States No.507125038
>>507124847
Anonymous (ID: SddLyt3H) United States No.507125096 >>507125761
>I wish I was BIGLY
Anonymous (ID: 1DmZHcLW) United States No.507125150 >>507146369
>>507114479
such a newfaggot you might as well be covered in amniotic fluid. Just do a 360 and walk away
Anonymous (ID: NVpcioot) United States No.507125209
>>507116522
I would bust in her so hard.
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507125287 >>507126264 >>507143506
We need Hitler to cleanse the earth
Gypsies are the first to go and nobody is crying
Anonymous (ID: 1DmZHcLW) United States No.507125372
>>507124377
pajeets are unintentionally hilarious tho
Anonymous (ID: 5L8lvyNq) No.507125480 >>507127022
>>507113317 (OP)
>https://x.com/___eb__/status/1933010045094010989
kek
https://files.catbox.moe/sfgow9.mp4
Anonymous (ID: 5L8lvyNq) No.507125761
>>507125096
kek
eye sea wut u ded thar
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507126264 >>507127007
>>507125287
>Gypsies are the first to go
Which is something I said in jest
Do I like gypsies? No. But you know, everybody deserves respect in the end.
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507126881
nobody objected because who cares what happens to gypsies, go ahead. it'll be good practice for the main hive they came from
Anonymous (ID: m1EBIaRd) United States No.507126964
>>507113317 (OP)
>"Even if they manage to do 6 million, the Russian place down the street just did 67 million"

Lmao get wrecked, jews
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507127007
>>507126264
https://youtu.be/o-cTe6Rc8-Y
Anonymous (ID: aZ2wv+qB) Canada No.507127022 >>507127553
>>507125480
why does mao have red on his skin when everyone else only has it in eyes and hair?
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507127471
homer mode
Anonymous (ID: 5L8lvyNq) No.507127553
>>507127022
>why does mao have red on his skin when everyone else only has it in eyes and hair?
He had just finished eating a baby when they took the photo?
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507128306
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507128386
Anonymous (ID: ZTbzv+24) United States No.507128978
>>507117507
>>Noooo, you can't show Apu as a successful business owner with a hot wife, eight kids, and the respect of his neighbors!
>That's racist cause he has an accent and owns a convenience store!
kek I love how this humorless faggot set back Indian reputation by decades by getting rid of one of the few positive Indian characters in popular media. Hope he hears the word "pajeet" and knows deep down he was partly responsible for the slang becoming popular.
Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507129243
Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507129317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF-1IIs9_5U
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507130241
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507130305
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You can RETVRN to SOVL following Pagajeegan rules:
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>STEM is TrvthNvke
>Destroy Amalek
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507130341
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507130406
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2. Hands far apart, and look Straight Up 90 degrees angle.
3. SHOUT without hesitation and have No Doubts:
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Anonymous (ID: C+ENj9Kv) Serbia No.507130498
>>507114479
good b8
Anonymous (ID: SqtLe8j7) United States No.507132533
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507133947
dalits and gentlemen
he is needing no introduction
mr stank gomutra saar

>the mountain wind came blowin' in from across the street
>it lingered here and now i fear i just can't eat
>all summer long it smelled so strong
>and when we knew it wouldn't end
>we left behind the mountain wind
Anonymous (ID: QyHnXa8G) United States No.507133975
>>507113317 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507134049
>and now the train is near
>and so i face reincarnation
>pleej saar listen to me
>i do not make prevarication
>i've lived a life that's foul
>i designated every streetway
>and more, such more than this
>i did it the pajeet way
Anonymous (ID: GUO2pfRL) United States No.507134301
the cloth was open and bobs appeared
the candles blew and vagene appeared
the curtains flew and then he appeared
saying hello dear

come on baby (and she had no fear)
and she ran to him (and she was white)
they looked backward and said goodbye
(she had become like they are)
she had taken his hand (hepatitis A)
come on baby (don't fear pajeeter)
Anonymous (ID: lc0WgNgh) United States No.507135378
>>507115422
lol.
It’s funny watching the triggered newfag try to justify/walk back his newfagginess.
Good job, anon.
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507135591
https://youtu.be/fregObNcHC8
Anonymous (ID: lc0WgNgh) United States No.507135956
>>507116608
Put me in the screencap.
Anonymous (ID: lc0WgNgh) United States No.507136139 >>507136920
>>507116421
Is Lainey teaching jeets to 4chan?
Put me in the screencap.
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507136920
>>507136139
>jeets to 4chan?

I try to live in denial
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507138431
https://youtu.be/7-Vd8UfYgiU
Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507140533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDB5RKAS5Xc
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507140953 >>507142549
https://youtu.be/v4VXXMM7wyw
Anonymous (ID: rkQkaqPA) United States No.507141650
>>507116421
You do realize that at this point you just look like a ridiculous cunt right?
Anonymous (ID: 8lJVolpx) United States No.507141708
>>507114479
lmfaooo just go back now stupid newfag nigger
Anonymous (ID: AclSarBr) United States No.507142471
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507142549
>>507140953
https://youtu.be/EZl6BRY9IYQ
Anonymous (ID: Apwq8GAc) Germany No.507143506 >>507143762
>>507125287
First time in 15 years i see fat Mike in 4chan
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507143762
>>507143506
Haha
Punk is dead
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507144950
https://youtu.be/5XNp5xJkOKg
Anonymous (ID: LwGxjE2E) United States No.507145109
>>507113317 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: LwGxjE2E) United States No.507145153
>>507113862
Thanks Leaf. Nice and early.
Anonymous (ID: LwGxjE2E) United States No.507145250
>>507114479
shut up nufag. You need to lurk for a year before posting. And this is why.
Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507145252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

look upon the heart
Anonymous (ID: pLRehkRN) Brazil No.507145391
>>507124499
Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507145468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6HnPAh7l-o
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Anonymous (ID: LwGxjE2E) United States No.507145722 >>507145920
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Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507145920 >>507146461
>>507145722
honey trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4G52Wl72y8
Anonymous (ID: P9mgsn7E) United States No.507146369
>>507125150
Unironically me 3rd from left. This was Halloween 2009
Anonymous (ID: LwGxjE2E) United States No.507146461
>>507145920
Anonymous (ID: VPNN/bon) United States No.507146478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KisYQmwMNiQ
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507146481
https://youtu.be/eeTnog5RRQo
Dave (ID: TTca0mkH) Czech Republic No.507148161
https://youtu.be/AA35hOFAOGg
Anonymous (ID: sOR71svr) Argentina No.507148534
>>507124499
fuckin' hell.
Anonymous (ID: LwGxjE2E) United States No.507148620
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Anonymous (ID: BKmwx8n0) United States No.507149312
>>507116522
is everybody involved on this vid positive for the downs