Thread 507130576

man puts USB-C cable inside his penis in USA

https://www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/46a305ee-8610-489f-b875-88f66213d8e7

when man arrived at urologists, the doctor was bamboozled about USB charge connector pointing out from penis

rest of the cable was inside the penis

man said he had plugged it into mobile power bank unit which have USB connector for charging phones and whatnot

he said he would not dare to put his penis in wall outlet, and he was probably smart to not do that

urologist consutled surgeons who said "we must put the man to sleep"

so they did and while he slept they cut out the cable

urologist claims the mans penis will be fully functional after it has healed a bit, despite all the odds against him

psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise

fugg :-DDDD

>>507130576 (OP)
>psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise

What

>>507130576 (OP)
>gompletely normal in finland to put usxdxddd in benis
>t. Dr spurdo

>>507130576 (OP)
Dare I say,
>Holy irrevocably based

>>507130576 (OP)
>psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal
Based. I fucked a sailing boat when I was 15. The keel opening looked like a huge pussy so I couldn't resist, the hormones were in skies

>>507130576 (OP)
>"we must put the man to sleep"
Probably for the best.

>>507131125
how werent you caught in the act

>connects usb-c cock
>C:\bladder\[empty folder]
>C:\urethra\[empty folder]
>C:\prostate\[empty folder]
>C:\balls\pee.png
>mfw

Finland needs to get nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

My GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

That was probably his fetish. Not just the sounding, but having nurses look at it

>>507131574
Kek

>>507130576 (OP)
pretty sure that that fake image just makes it look 100 times worse than it already is
there's no way he managed to shove that cable any further than the shaft so what, 15-20 cm of cable at best?
illustrator needs to be drawn and quartered for making it seen like this nigger shoved 2 feet of cable down his urethra

>>507130576 (OP)
this man is mentally insane he under the influence of golem technology

Canada>Sweden>Finland

That is insane OP.

>>507130576 (OP)
The cyberpunk we deserve.

>>507130576 (OP)
>psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise


This is normal. It's just a phase.

I know a guy who works in a hospital and he said it happens at least 3 times per month that some guy shows up with some weird shit in his cock/anus.

>>507130576 (OP)
Cheap alternative to NeuroLink

>>507132048
WHAT

He shoved that shit up there. On his own.

>>507132198
Peenolink?

Well, it is what men really think with.

>>507130576 (OP)
He should sue the cable company for making it (in)compatible with penis interface

>>507131574
start putting usbs up your pee hole for equality like bill

>>507130576 (OP)
Sounding is fun but if you injure yourself its the most painful thing. Also OP guy is stupid

>polcels still dont have bionic dick implants in 2025
ngmi

>>507130576 (OP)
>man said he had plugged it into mobile power bank unit which have USB connector for charging phones and whatnot
>he said he would not dare to put his penis in wall outlet, and he was probably smart to not do that
Oh, now it seems sane, I totally get it now, no wonder the psychologist said that, he also understood now.

>>507130576 (OP)
kek bud probably thought the C stands for Cock

It actually feels good to put stuff down your urethra. Removing stuff from it can be painful as the natural lubricant in the urethra is a very thin layer and is easily absorbed or displaced by many materials. If you are going to stick stuff down your peepee hole, get a sounding kit and LUBE.

>>507130576 (OP)
It's like Hand Maid May

>>507130576 (OP)
he wanted to give her phone a virus

>>507132190
You Germans do like the real rough ass sex though.......Found anyone with a glockenspiel up their Simon Garfunkel ???

>>507132843
Hollow sounds are really fun, just don't over stretch or be ready for PAIN

>>507132843
If you do that you can create strictures, which is scar tissue that when healed creates narrowing. This narrowing can make it hard to piss and you'll get infections.

Men getting infections there can be very serious, it can kill you.

>>507130861
>in USA

>>507132973
they find all kinds of shit in peoples asses, from all kinds of household objects to living animals like fishes and eels.
and then these persons always claim they doesnt know how that got in there lmao

Yes. Americans really.

>>507130576 (OP)
Holy shit please open the insane asylums back up.

>>507130576 (OP)
ei vittu mikä homo, ja sä oot vielä homompi ku luet tollasia juttuja

translation: AP is a cocksucking homosexual

>>507133308
>that when healed creates narrowing. This narrowing can make it hard to piss and you'll get infections.
Retard the whole point of sounding is slow stretching out of the urethra.

>>507130576 (OP)
>psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise
let me guess his name: Scheibert?

>>507130576 (OP)
>psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise
Oh thank you for this information.
Is a braided 5 m cable fine?

>>507130576 (OP)
Next week arrives at hospital with pineapple in his penis.

>it's normal to be a such a coomer you become retarded enough to stuff a USB cable up your dick
The current year is a fuck.

>>507130681
fuggpbp :-DDDD

>>507133646
Braided and soaked in mineral oils is fine. I do not recommended flat braided cables.

>>507130576 (OP)
That must be the "digital reproduction" I keep hearing about.

>>507130576 (OP)
could at least have put a thumb drive on the other end so he could walk around with his own storage.

>>507130682
>dr shekelberg said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise
ftfy

>>507130682
its a "polite" way of saying "oh fuck no, someone else can handle this"

>>507134191
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>>507133423
I still think of that video where two dudes stuff a pitcher of baby eels into a Japanese woman's asshole and she shits them back out. Some things you just cannot forget. I'll be on my deathbed and there's going to be a cluster of neurons dedicated to remembering a cute Japanese girl shitting a pile of eels into a bucket.

Porn is bad, is what I'm saying.

>>507130576 (OP)
How much does he charge

>>507130576 (OP)
>man puts USB-C cable inside his penis in USA
why's it in Italian, then?

>>507130576 (OP)
>man puts USB-C cable inside his penis in USA

Romanian man inserts wine hose into penis so he can piss.
https://adevarul.ro/stiri-locale/botosani/intamplare-socanta-la-botosani-un-barbat-si-a-2074230.html

calls the ambulance once blood comes out.

>>507130576 (OP)
The CIA glowniggers don't want you to know this but inserting a USB cable into your penis is how you can hack your way out of the matrix.
>captcha W00DMM

Nothing unusual. Recently some guy put rings on his balls here and firefighters had to rescue him lol.

>>507134420
i saw one where a jap girl was sucking shit out of a dog's asshole with a straw. and then there's always the classic "1 man, 1 jar". i could go on but i think that's more than enough nightmare fuel for one day.

you missed the best picture

>>507130576 (OP)
It topped out at 2 gigaballs

>>507135951
That is not a type C. That's type A to type B.
I was lied to.

>>507130576 (OP)
instructions unclear; dick stuck on 1080p

Why are gays like this? (just guessing, but 100% he is)

>>507130576 (OP)
guniess book team should check this out

>>507130682
The average american does weirder shit not worth the bother kek

>>507131066
I hereby revoke your based status

Was the cable 33"? No? the fuck do I care!!!

>>507130576 (OP)
>they don't know what sounding is

>>507130576 (OP)
Big deal I stuck a Centronics cable up my ass plenty of times

>>507130576 (OP)

Nokia connecting people used to say.

>>507130576 (OP)
>"we must put the man to sleep"
Forever.
Some people just need to be thrown out the gene pool...

>>507130576 (OP)

>Yfw you can't download your soul and edit it in MSpaint

>>507137583

Did your "printer" worked better after that?

>>507130576 (OP)
JFC, I thought I'd seen it all.

>>507131574
>using windows
pathetic

>>507130576 (OP)
Uncut in the US? Definitely a mexican or jeet

>>507130576 (OP)
I seen porn once of some guy putting a steel rod in his dick hole, so he could pull it out for some sort of sick faddish. Sometimes this also happens in BDSM porn.
All of these femdom faggots and cucks ruined BDSM porn.

>>507138547
fuck off cunt

>>507130576 (OP)
JESUS WHY DO YOU CARE
JUST LET PEOPLE HAVE THEIR FUN

Damn it, not ANOTHER retarded consumer warning label!

>Do not eat
>Do not insert in mouth or rectum
>Do not insert in mouth, rectum, urethra or gallbladder
>Keep out of reach of children younger than age 60

>>507139305
Doing that is also a really stupid idea because you're bypassing the circuit breakers. If you electrocute yourself you'll definitely die, and the first short circuit will burn down your house.

>>507139305
Did you say 'no homo' before plugging it in?

>>507130682
The psychologist is a dirty birdie

>>507139305
Please just turn off the main breaker when you do this. Your lineman thanks you.

>>507131574
I knew it!

>>507139902
This.

That generator setup is like having unprotected no-lube anal sex with your electrical grid, except the wiring is HIV positive and the generator has monkeypox.

NO ONE is coming out of that looking pretty.

Kids call it Plug & Play

>>507139808
There's no breaker for outlets on the outside of the house? Why?

>>507130576 (OP)
Universal stinging balls cable, am I right guys?

>>507130576 (OP)
never forget dorito man

>>507138154
Time to be tranny
$ sudo rm /home/anon/cock/*
$ sudo pacman -Syu vagina
Error: This package is not supported by this filesystem

>>507138154
>/home/anon/Desktop/balls
>/home/anon/Desktop/urethra
>/home/anon/Desktop/Vas diffrens
>/home/anon/Desktop/testes
>sudo which cum
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>
...

>>507130576 (OP)
>psychologist said he will not bother with this case because he thinks its completely normal to play with your penis in this manner, mental health wise

>>507140423
Guys?

>>507131574
Always has been!

>>507140407

POWER LINE --> BREAKERS --> EVERYTHING ELSE <-- GENERATOR

The breakers should be at the single point where power enters your house. If you plug in the generator into any of the wall sockets, the breakers do nothing.

>>507130576 (OP)
So we've finally entered the cyberpunk era.

Thanks for bringing us the important news OP the media is hiding this story from us