I wish I knew how to talk to women.

>>507133879 (OP)
do you REALLY though?
I encourage you to work up the nerve to do it a few times, then you'll learn you'll never want to again.

>>507133952
fpbp
I never want to talk to a non-nude woman ever again.

have you tried talking to us like human beings ?

just bee yourself

>>507133879 (OP)

>>507134012
post tits or GTFO

>>507133879 (OP)
Treat them like they're stupid children (they are). They love it

>>507133879 (OP)
You don’t need to. Acquire currency. The rest is implied.

>>507133879 (OP)
It's over for you Dipjeet, no white woman will ever talk to you.

>>507133879 (OP)
use antidepressants

>>507134166

>>507133879 (OP)
>talk
Just do the dick'copter.
Every woman loves that.

>>507133879 (OP)
talk to them like you would another guy, except assume that they will not be funny or interesting at all

>>507133879 (OP)
Think of them as children and pretend to be interested in what they are saying.
Compliment them on their hair and ask what they have been doing to it.
Or just have fuckloads of money.

The next time you see an attractive woman, just stare at her.
Don't break eye contact.
Don't blink.
Don't talk, smile, wave, or move at all.
Just stare.
If you're a chad, she'll initiate the conversation. If you're not, she will leave. If you're bald, you will go to jail.

>>507134324
Wow
Its like Harry Potter where the pics of people talk n shieet

>>507133879 (OP)
Just act like your talking to trouble. Or a rowdy kid because she's going to give you trouble.
Look for the negatives you see.
Take them off the pedastool.
Relax.
You're so nervous you might say the wrong thing and then ruin your chances! Just realize the truth in that you'll probably never get with her anyways. You'd be surprised how effective that alone is.
When I think about every girl I talk to
> She's trouble
or
> The chances of us not being together are about 99-100%
you relax. You just talk to them like they're people. You stop imagining holding her hand or kissing her and being all nervous.
You can talk to girls as soon as you chill out.

>>507133879 (OP)
modulate warm air over your lips as you primarily smack them profusely

>>507133879 (OP)
>wanting to talk to women
The hell is the matter with you?

>>507133879 (OP)
low T

>>507133879 (OP)
I wish I knew how to enjoy talking to women. Can't stand it for more than a minute

>>507133879 (OP)
just talk to them like your boss or teacher. they can ruin your day or life in a second so don't give them a reason to.

>>507134408
If Dick Masterson and Tucker Max taught me anything it's that you should subtly insult them, and ask them about their shoes.

Women are fucking dumb, and throwing hurdles in front of them is the best way to remind them of that fact. You know what you need to jump hurdles? Good shoes. Tell me about your shoes, you're too smart to get tripped up by me, the Briar Hare pussyhound.

>>507134012
that usually give u the ick..

>>507133879 (OP)
just yell at them

I’d advise you to take the femboy pill anon. Women are not for you. You should immediately get on estrogen and become a submissive sissy for real men.

>>507133879 (OP)
You wish you knew how to get them to fuck. Nobody actually wants to talk to them.

>>507133879 (OP)
It's like talking to a man, except now he has tits and is a nutcase who believes in astrology.

>>507134012

>>507133879 (OP)
hey
>ok and?
every time

>>507134012
>thinking you're a human being
nobody wants to be that delusional

>>507133879 (OP)
Go back home and get yourself an Indian girl. Try to start a conversation about something you can both relate to like poo.

its not that hard. just pretend they are dudes and ignore how pretty they are. eventually you will connect with them naturally over time and they wont think its weird when you grab their ass or something

>>507133879 (OP)
>be me
>36, haven't gone on a date in 12 years
>grow beard
>add "Caution: Dom" to my profiles
>suddenly nonstop matches
>90% immediately into me and want to hang out right away
>100% success rate (currently 7 for 7 since January)
I don't have time to date more but honestly once I realized how easy it was, I honestly got pretty depressed

>>507134854
No, talk to them like you would to a dog, that way you won't feel bad afterwards.

They will even ruin lives of their hubbies who have simped for them for 20 years. You can't purchase good treatment from women with respect.

>>507133879 (OP)
>Shave
>Haircut
>Take a shower
>Buy some new clothes
>Walk up to women and try to find some friends first
>Repeat until your communication skills improve
That's it

>>507135332
You will definitely have hurtful and sad moments, women can be pretty cruel, some might scream, some might tell you yuck or ugly, or simply refuse, but that's life, just walk away you will get used to it

>>507134012
We try to but the interaction often leaves us with questions.

>tfw you're a 8/10 chad, women approach you themselves all the time but you're too much of an autist to take it anywhere

Also OP should respond to someone soon, don't be a dickhead like OP and refuse to engage in your own thread, stop wasting boardspace

>>507135471
I feel you, except in my case it's the women who have hurtful and sad moments. You don't have to believe me, but I walk right up to women on the street and call them ugly, call them classless, and worse than that. That's how I talk to women these days. I also do it in front of their boyfriends who are too afraid to go to jail, so they try to play it off, but oh well. Tough luck for them.

>>507135175
>Caution: Dom
how did you make real on this
do you like just choke them or something

>>507135714
Hahaha, you're fucking Polish.

I /sig/ged. I'm fit, make good money, look good, etc. I walk up to a girl:

>Hello.
>Hello.
>How are you?
>Fine, and you?
>Fine.
The. End.

What next?

>>507135783
Well I do support your work, people are soft these days, I sometimes enjoy trolling and toying with them, but I do it indirectly

>>507135810
>how did you make real on this
Post your hand with a timestamp and prove you're not a jeet and I'll tell you

>>507133879 (OP)
just imagine they have a penis

>>507133879 (OP)
>talking to women
first mistake. women are the talkers, men are the doers. being with a woman is more about putting up with as much as you can tolerate, then putting and keeping her in her place. the only talking you should do is to other men and God.

>>507135834
Do you want to x
Let's do y
Do you want to see something interesting
you need to talk non stop

>>507133879 (OP)
Talk to them like you talk to your male friends. Just have a conversation you faggot. Stop acting like you're talking to some goddess. They're just people, and most are retarded anyway

>>507133879 (OP)
Just be a douche and they'll love you. It's a fun game where you get to treat them like the cattle they are and they'll suck your dick.

>>507135832
>you're fucking Polish
yep. thank God

>>507133879 (OP)
Average polcel

>>507136011
>Do you want to x
I don't even want to x, why would I ask her if she up for it? Unless x is arguing with retards online, in which case I"m down for it, but it seems to me like a lonely activity (except for the retards across the line).

>>507133879 (OP)
>I wish I knew how to talk to women.
It's not that hard but you have to subvert your personality which I'm not willing to do.

>Hey, gotta do [what she's doing]
Yeah I do it a lot!
>I've done it a while, done it about 100 times, how many times you do it?
Yeah, like 50 times maybe.
>Do you ever do it at [place where people do it]?
[Yes or no]
>Yeah I do it there some times, it's good because...
That's good to hear, I like to do it maybe I could do it there.
>Ha ha maybe I'll take you sometime.
Well I have a boyfriend though so...

Easy.

You don't. Trust me, the vast majority of them are a waste of time. The ones worth your time are rare. You have to stay guarded around them at first. They tend to emotionally manipulate the men in their lives. If she doesn't behave that way she's worth being with ten times over. They have an inflated sense of self and the social media dating apps tilted the dating odds drastically in their favor. Get a church girl man.

>>507136158
Well you need to be interesting to them, imagine yourself talking to a kid and taking them on an adventure, you need to know what they like

>>507133879 (OP)
>hi I like cutting kiddie dicks too wanna go burn cars and steal iPhones?
it's not that hard

>>507133879 (OP)
>Look out together
>Shower and be clean
>Act retardedly confident. That's the most important part. If they sense any beta lack of confidence they'll be dry immediately
>Tease them and goof with them and make em laugh
>Go watch a movie together alone
>"Wanna make out?"
>Make out and play with tits
????
>Blowjob

>>507136000
>kek

also nice trips, checkd

>>507136323
Put together*

>>507133879 (OP)
Na you just want sex, there is really no not point in talking to them you will just be disappointed, they are just herd animals that have no thought of their own, you would have even better luck with chat GPT.

>>507136266
You can easily filter them out by witnessing them type on their phone while they are talking to you, and I mean constantly using their phone(those are soulless pits)

>>507133879 (OP)
39, still don't know how to talk to women.

>>507136537
Adopt one, unironically

Glad I could help, OP. Now go get 'em tiger!

>>507134012
I dont even care about your tits just GTFO

>>507133879 (OP)
Best way to engage with a women is to go up and punch them in the face and then act shocked and surprised like someone else did it, and pretend to save her from the ghost you. 9/10 times she’ll be too bamboozled to resist any following sexual advances, and her pussy will be dripping from the violence. That’s how I met my wife, and I gaslit her so hard that she actually believes that someone else attacked her right up to today.

this btw >>507136323

or just shoot yourself and pray you're reborn in argentina

>>507133879 (OP)
foolproof method:
>Find a weird girl
>kidnap
>Bring to starbucks
>gibb snacc
>Go to B&N
>Give her 5 minutes to grab all the books about big dicked blue aliens banging virgins
>happily married

>>507136808
these comics always make me kek. not sure if theyre made by a whiny virgin or a gloating chad but its funny either way

>>507136167
>Well I have a boyfriend though so...
kek too real