Holy fuck the Ayatollah has just donned the ring of unreconciled grievance it might actually be happening
>>507155221 (OP)The Butt Plug of Uninhibited Response?
yeah well i wore the ring of sauron and turned invisible. then i walked into the girls locker room and took pictures
>>507155221 (OP)this dude has more rings than a pagent queen
>>507155221 (OP)cute ring
iran gonna blow up another passenger jet again?
>>507155221 (OP)is there a ring for total semitic genocide or he is part of the brown masonic supremacy world order?
Which flag has been raised?
>>507155221 (OP)This nigga rockin the beanie of malevolence!
No way! Both the sombraro of utter detestation AND the big boots of pinball wizardry.
This is serious.
Laugh all you want but this is serious. The ring allows the purple flag of pride to be flown over the dome. This in turn permits the golden paper plane of swiftness to take flight. The plane can then be unfolded into the letter of unending consequences, which can then be transcribed into a tweet.
Dark days ahead.
>>507155221 (OP)>Holy fuck the Ayatollah has just donned the ring of unreconciled grievanceok this shit is not fucking real
>>507155746the flag of vaginal fissure is said to be raised within the hour
>>507155221 (OP)Non-Catholic religions are so quaint. Imagine following a religion, or not following one for that matter, where you can't eat God. Sad. I love Jesus <3
>>507155221 (OP)He is probably wondering the same thing I am, did china and/or Russia go behind is back with Israel?
>>507155746The white flag of surrender
THIS IS THE HAT OF DICIPLINE
DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?
>>507155409available on Amazon:tm: or wherever artisan made buttplugs are sold
>yes, it's real
>>507155221 (OP)they won't do anything, they have no real capabilities, their shitty mud missiles are useless
>>507155582Nooo! Not one full of jeets again. That would bring the west to their knees. Does iran read this board? Of course they do everyone does. I will say it again that would bring the west to their knees. Israel too probably.
And the invisible ring of curated nothingness?
>>507156502Is an ancient pine design you pervert, still works tough
>>507155221 (OP)Wait till he finds out his ring is just a stupid ad for Ovaltine.
>>507156552They've got the Islamic Air force!