GET THE FUCK IN HERE
ITS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN

Last thread did well, I saw that nothing was happening again today so figured id bake another.

Share your best strategies to survive and thrive in a world where nothing ever happens.

>>507158272 (OP)

>>507158418

Easy money

>>507158272 (OP)
ALL IN
IRAN JUST RAISED THE FLAG OF NOTHING HAPPENING (EVER)

we're currently 50% into NOT HAPPENING, and we'll reach 100% once Iran bombs some sand dunes in retaliation. comfy.

>>507158272 (OP)
NOTHING WILL HAPPENS
IRAN ATTACKED JEWSRAEL LAST YEAR
NO ONE GAVE A SHIT

people are literally cattle. they think a "war" is going to break out. like the one's in Ukraine that's not a war and nothing happened and nothing has been happening since it started some fucking years ago.

>>507159596
Put me in for all in

>>507159895
This, just bomb the sand dunes so we can all go back to wageslaving in peace

>>507158272 (OP)
Is it true? finally? is it really the nothinging?

>>507158272 (OP)
>>507158418
>>507158838
>>507159596
>>507159721
"Reminder that nothing ever happens" is literally an inorganic FBI psyop meant to pacify 4chan, and you're voluntarily trying to spread it. Kys.

>>507158272 (OP)
gendo and his human instrumentality project this man is mentally insane that golem technology what have you done

I think it's funny how people act like the world is gonna descend into chaos as a way to deflect from their own disorderly lives. Just clean your room, bro. Fix that leak. Replace your air filters.

Isreal has been blasting its neighbours since day one. Why is this any different?

>>507161103
It's a way to distract people from finding out about "No Kings" protests that are gonna happen in 2 days all over the country. Ironically that's also going to be a big load of nothing. So you have a nothingception right now.

most of Iran is not being bombed, statistically speaking nothing is happening

>>507161396
There's literally no bombing happening at all lmao.

>>507160875
Are you really going to believe something is actually happening? You’re clocking in tomorrow as usual wagie. World isn’t ending this weekend. Maybe 2 more weeks.

>>507158272 (OP)
>superman
>israel is nuked
ohhhh now i get it!

My carefully compiled list of thing that are currently happening:

As much as I like it, it’s just procrastination in the end

>India vs Pakistan
>Iran vs Israel
Two nothing wars and the year is only. half way over. What a year of nothing.

>>507163102
India vs Pakistan literally lasted like two days before the media realized nobody fucking cares and then asked Grok to help invent a different psyop

>>507158272 (OP)
>omg israel's bombing iran again!

>>507158272 (OP)
I just want a real war ffs

>>507163316
To a Jeet, two days is like two thousand years

>>507158272 (OP)
I’m curious: what would it take for chuddhas to officially say that “something happened”?

>>507163316
Nothing happened there
Nothing is happening here.
Maybe we will get a triple crown and a nothing burger China Taiwan fake invasion that goes nowhere.

>>507163628
Australia being rangebanned

"nothing ever happens" is homosexual

two more weeks until the 2 week waiting period begins. then we just have to wait two more weeks

>>507163628
Nothing, Chud will die mumbling “nothing ever happens” while getting sucked into a black hole tearing the galaxy apart

>>507164373
Space isn't even real.

WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY HAPPENS!
>>507158272 (OP)
WE RUN THIS WORLD

>>507164621
t. alien

>>507158272 (OP)
REMINDER:
>The last time Iran struck back against the West they shot down their own fucking plane like retards and killed countless of their own people
>Their president died last year in a helicopter crash because the pilots were retards
>Hezbollah got castrated, Iran did nothing
>Assad got ousted, Iran did nothing
>Israel bombed them, Iran just sent some drones that were immediately shot down
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN IRAN IS USELESS

So confident nothing will happen I'm going to bed

>>507164373
>black hole
So…nothing?

>>507165717
“Heh.”
>Spaghettifies to nanoparticles

>>507158272 (OP)
its happening for real this time.

>>507158272 (OP)
Everyone keeps talking about something happening.
But I keep glancing out my window. Nothing. Nothing that affects me, nothing I can affect, and therefore, nothing.

>>507158272 (OP)
>people really thought gayran would retaliate
it's ogre...

>>507165676
have a good night

Yesterday people were saying they killed the Beach Boys guy to prepare the WW3 as a sacrifice.
I thought they were joking, seems like they weren't

>>507161369
its a distractionfags are the biggest retards here

>>507161396
statistically speaking, iran won't do shit whether they're being bombed into the stone age or not

If WW3 happens within the next 48 hours, I will cut off my dick, cook it, and eat it.

If you told me in 2016 that in 2025 there'd be a ukraine-russia front, an india-pakistan front, an israel-iran front, LA race riots and doubled chinese tariffs but nothing was happening I wouldn't believe you.

>>507167406
hopefully it's not a feminine dick being threatened here

>>507158272 (OP)
They woke us up for nothing. This is a publicity stunt by bibi

Nothingburger
All in

>>507166285
not until the nukes drop and everyone including china and n korea go to war and that wont happen because iran knows they'd get btfo'ed if they even tried to retaliate at the slightest

>>507167526
We're reaching levels of nothing that shouldn't even be possible. This is a post-happening world.

>>507167526
Not only is nothing happening, those things you listed are greatly exaggerated by mainstream media

>>507167618
It's a nice one. I'd cry if I had to cut it off. But, I'm 100% confident that I won't.

ITS TOO LATE THE SHAH IS RAISING THE RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE

HE'S ALSO WEARING THE ORANGE RING OF REVENGE

HE'S ALSO PUTTING ON THE PINK UNDERWEAR OF DETERMINATION

RUMOR HAS IT HE IS ALSO WEARING THE YELLOW SOCKS OF RETRIBUTION

>>507158272 (OP)
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ISRA-
it doesnt matter. it will be over soon enough and then we will go back to a state of nothinghappeningness again.

>>507158272 (OP)
Iran just posted a tweet of nothing but a prayer

it's over when they pray

IRAN SAYS WORDS
THAT IS ALL

>>507160875
My day to day hasn't changed in 20 years.

>>507163628
when it's actually scary and not a sticky full of
>all boards le report in
>show me your warface XD

>>507158272 (OP)
were going full send on nothing happening.

>>507168214
Someone please make this with AI

I'm fucking tired of this FBI pacification psyop that you retards keep repeating. Kys.

>You played it's happening?
>Shame about that...

>>507158272 (OP)

There is this mod for project zomboid that lets you play before the pandemic starts.

NPCs are quite retards, but you have to obey the laws before SHTF (using money to buy things...etc.) then gradually the outbreak starts and civilizations gradually but fast goes to the drain.

I feel like this is what is going on, and it has been going on since around 2010s.

We are gradually descending into the oblivion and some of them think nothing ever happens because there is no Mussolini proclaming a war
from a balcony and because air raids are made with 10 jets and 20 fpvs drones nowadays, not 1000 bombers like ww2.

The 150 bullets I bought were the best investment I made.

>>507160069
Bomb Washington and eat tendies

>>507158272 (OP)
literally the only thread on /pol/ that matters

>>507167969
except nothing ever happens

>>507158272 (OP)
If something did in fact happen you retards would be the first ones to go hide under the bed lmao

>>507168423
why would you misplay your hand when sandniggers are fighting with each other? the winning move is doing nothing.

Wild how many people have been duped into thinking that something is happening just because theres a sticky.

>>507160875
oh wow I'm so scared of something happening maybe I'll shit my pants

nothing will ever happen.

>>507163628
If it got to that point, we wouldnt be posting about it.

>>507158272 (OP)
I survive by cooking. Picrel braised brisket rolls n cheese. Seared on all sides then slow cooked in red wine and beef stock, with the remainder jus strained for a French dip. Didn't even need to cut just falls apart tender and moist.

>>507160875
>t. Got tricked into thinking something was going to happen
check back in two more weeks I hear rumours that something might happen then

Nothingness is all I got.
Nothingness is all I fuck.
Nothingness is all I eat.
Nothingness is all drink.
Nothingness, I'm just a neet.

>>507166509
And a ching chong bing bong to you sir

>>507160875
nothing ever happens is one of the few organic memes in this board's history. it started organically after the meme flu the meme flu was the nothingburger of all nothingburgers

>>507169120
That poster is definitely some chink working for the CCP

>>507164373
While getting sucked by a blonde ski-bunny because Chud dont love dem hoes, he out tha doe

>>507168847
>hide under the bed
what the fuck? that's childish

>>507168615
Preppers are just larpers who watch too much TV. Or in your case, play too many videogames.
Zomboid is trash btw, play CDDA.

>>507168615
>150 bullets
Here in 'Murica, that's nothing but spare change you'd find in the glovebox. And I think you'll have more than 150 problems on your doorstep, Mr. Pasta.

Picrel is the masterpiece

>>507168847
maybe, but fortunately for me and my bros literally nothing ever happens.

It seems to me at this point, a full scale nuclear exchange is the only actual "happening" people here will acknowledge

>>507169469
wait till you find out nukes a jewish psyop

>>507159895
Waiting for the "leaked" drone strike on an unused military base on Twitter with enough time for Israel to evacuate the janitors

yeah, the more invested pundits become in this, the less i think this is all going to be real. i think disappointment is in order, once again, and everyone goes back to coping

>>507169469
Pretty much. It's all a bunch of low empathy myopic circle jerkers mad that nothing IN THEIR LIFE SPECIFICALLY ever happens.

Such is life for rural fags.

>>507160875
We’ve had literally years of “nukes tomorrow” posting. It’s inevitable people develop a resistance to it. Doomposters can only be caught lying for so long before they look more like schitzoposters.

With reddit all in on “it’s the end, wwiii” I can only surmise nothing will fucking happen. Again. It wasn’t even that long since the last Israel/Iran strike. They’ve been buttfucking their neighbours for most than a year and nothing.

>>507169042
Looks like a chilli dog w diarrhea

>>507158272 (OP)
Just stop caring. Every single thing in media is curated with the intention of making you care. If you don't care then you can't be moved. You can't be categorized.
>School shooting
Don't care.
>Another terror attack
Don't care.
>Trump said
Don't care.
>Scientists have discovered
Don't care.
>A liberal congresswoman did a thing.
See a pattern? You can't get me to buy anything. I'm not going to vote for or against whatever it is you want. I cannot be conquered or convinced or compromised because I do not exist.

>>507169700
>SOMETHING IS HAPPENING GOY WE MUST DEFEAT IRAN

>>507158418
We are in the 1% timeline chud

>>507169163
It started on /biz/

>>507169469
Given that nukes would be common place in the far future, a nuclear exchange today would be but a footnote in the anals of history

I JUST DON'T CARE

>>507169988
nukes don't exist

>>507169873
Which one?

>>507169581
>whites lost.jpg

>>507169469
nukes are never happening as the elites have more to lose than you do and will chicken out. nothing will ever happen

just days ago everyone thought that the LA riots was going to be the immigration happening of our lifetime

brb going to have preemptive sex with my gf

>>507158272 (OP)
Iran won't respond at all.

>>507170165
seethe kike

>>507169469
that'll never happen cause nukes aren't real

>>507169838
>>School shooting
Don't care.
>Another terror attack
Don't care.

This. The people who died in the attack already died and don't care anyway.

The people who survived are glad they made it and don't care either.

>>507164236
>get in the tree george
>it's a great tree
>the best

>>507170138
Yes.

>>507170300
Cope whitey.. Jews won and keep winning

F...

>>507169042
there's more happening in your kitchen than in the middle east
that's impressive

>>507170455
jews lose

>In that day, declares the Lord, I will destroy the wise men of Edom, those of understanding hiding in the mountains of Esau will not be spared.
>And Esau's mighty men shall be dismayed and terrified, and everyone in Esau’s mountains will be cut down in the slaughter.
>Because of the violence against your brother Jacob, you will be covered with shame; you will be destroyed forever.
>On the day you stood aloof while strangers carried off his wealth and foreigners entered his gates and cast lots for Jerusalem, you were like one of them.
>You Edomites chose to gloat over your brother in the day of his misfortune, to rejoice over the people of Jacob in the day of their destruction, and would boast much in the day of their trouble.
>You Edomites chose to march through the gates of my people in the day of their disaster, to gloat over them in their calamity in the day of their disaster, to seize their wealth in the day of their disaster.
>You Edomites chose to wait at the crossroads to cut down their fugitives, hand over their survivors in the days of their trouble.

>The day of the Lord is near for all nations.
>As you have done, it will be done to you; your deeds will return upon your own head.
>Just as you drank on my holy hill, so all the nations will drink continually; they will drink and drink and be as if they had never been.
>But on Mount Zion will be deliverance; it will be holy, and Jacob will possess his inheritance.
>Jacob will be a fire and Joseph a flame; Esau will be stubble, and the house of Esau will devour themselves.
>There will be no survivors of the house of Esau.
>The Lord has spoken.

>>507170282
They're clearly charging an ult.

>>507169120
I thought this thread was about things not happening

>Iran literally incapable of turning this into a happening

>>507167526
Thank the shills and there two more weeks spam that inspired neh and i guess thank basedteens for replacing cats with chud jak.

Meme magick that has reached critical mass

Iran has just released a very strongly worded message to Israel.

>>507170176
>the elites have more to lose than you do
Thats the crux of it all. The elites are gonna make damn sure that the world doesnt end so that they and their progeny can enjoy reaping the benefits of our labor for the rest of time. Only miserable plebs care about a happening that they have no actual control over.

>>507158272 (OP)
holy based. finally a good general.

>>507171245
And the elite never lost control before so we should be good.

WOW!

>>507159596
I raise you double

>>507169163
This board is run by Feds and anyone with half a brain can see it

>>507171385

>>507171385

>>507170282
Iran just flew the Navy Blue Flag of Nothingness. This has never happened before.

>>507158272 (OP)
I'm going to play Eve Online. At least war actually happens there.

>>507158272 (OP)
Nothing ever fucking happens.
>Pakistan vs India
Fake and gay shit nothing happened
>Ukraine vs Russia
Was kino at first now fake and gay
>Israel vs Gaza
Fake and gay shit nothing happened
>Trump vs LA
Fake and gay already forgotten about
>Armenia vs Azerbaijan
Forgotten
>Hong Kong vs China
Nothing happened
>Taiwan vs China
Nothing happened


Everything is fake and gay and NOTHING ever happens.

>>507171059
pathetic fucking military-domination (receiver) fetish state...

>>507158272 (OP)
Wow did you see Iran's response? That strongly worded X post was sure something.

>>507160875
>pacify 4chan
I'm sure if we post that it's happening it'll for sure actually happen. Unlike the past 15 years of posting that it's happening.

need i remind everyone

>>507171385

>>507171385
memes lifted right off the computer screen!

>>507172066

>>507171384
There will all always be some form of elite in control, thats what makes them elite. Wisdom is understanding that their power over you is spread very thin amongst the general pop and that they actually have little control over your personal life unless you voluntarily put yourself in their crosshairs, which is actually more difficult than you'd think given how many enemies the "elite" will inevitably have.

Tldr: even if something happens, most likely it wont happen (You).

>>507163628
Race war.

>>507163628
4chan going down was the biggest happening of my lifetime

>>507171385
israel guaranteed to lose now

>>507167526
None of that is actually happening except ukraine/russia where nothing happens except a local goyimgrinder

>>507172066
i almost forgot. thank you

>>507158272 (OP)
based general

another peaceful day here on Earth
i can't help but to smile

>>507158272 (OP)

Just like last year, they will shoot potshots at each then settle down

>>507161034
request to edit a nuclear explosion behind chudda

https://kick.com/lordhito

https://kick.com/kangjoel

>>507160875
Nothing ever happens chuds are always accurate on their predictions. I choose to believe them.

>>507172911
>shoot potshots at each
you think so? iran is really getting fucked up here
this isn't tit for tat, this is unfortunately a rape and gape job by israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8

>>507171385

>>507172355
but nothing happend after

>>507173121
I'm pretty sure it's not gonna matter and nothing will happen

unironically nothing is going to happen

iran will impotently chimp out with another missile barrage that will be 90% shot down and then it will be over

the real pain is going to be the oil price squeeze

>>507158272 (OP)
Israel will glaze Iranian assets, and the Iranian people will reinstate the Shah...ez nothing burger desu

>>507173384
this is true, i fear

>>507173121
Neh. If Iran is gone, who is going to threaten Israel and assure the US golem keeps paying? Without Iran no Israel, so in conclusion. Nothing Ever Happens

>>507159596
Call.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "/nhg/ was right again".

>>507158272 (OP)
Even it does "happen" (it won't), it doesn't even count if it's in some brownoid shithole

>>507159596
i'm out

nothing... ever... happens...

>>507159596
>>507159596
>>507159596

>Iran's Revolutionary Guards claim the Israeli attack was conducted with the full awareness and backing of the "malevolent leaders in the White House and the terrorist U.S. regime."
This is it, there is now a 100% chance of nothing being inflicted on the US.

>>507158272 (OP)
>>507158418
>>507158838
>>507159596
Heh you guys reposted my first 3 images in order from previous thread noice even if a bit weird.

>>507163628
Covid was an actual happening and even that was still Fake and Gay

doesnt israel bombing iran count as a happening though? maybe your expectations are too high

>>507175028
It happened, yet it is nothing, ergo nothing happened.

>>507160875
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>507158272 (OP)
Then why make a thread

>>507163628
Tel Aviv getting nuked. Or Tehran getting nuked. Anything other than gay shit bombing of parking lots

We have memed ourselves out of ww3
I think we seriously create reality with our memes

>>507175168
> It happened, yet it is nothing, ergo nothing happened.

What is this Schrödinger's breakfast

>>507175500
Nothing happening is a political issue

>>507158272 (OP)
Stay chud and neet

>>507175168
i think maybe the locus of the happening was concentrated mostly around where the various bombs landed. strength of the happening dissipates as you move away from the point of origin of the happening. essentially happenings function more like waves

Rolling for world peace. If this ends in 1,3,5,6,7,8,9 it's so fucking on

SURE IS COMFY ALWAYS BEING RIGHT

>>507175720
if you have to bust out the abacus and start analysis to determine if something has happened then nothing has happened because nothing ever happens.

>>507169988
Haha ramjeet said anals

>>507172355
It almost lasted two weeks!

>>507175856
>>507175683
Nice blanky

>>507158272 (OP)
Tomorrow will be a short day at work, and I can use some of my accumulated vacation time to make up the hours without any issue. It will be a slow and comfortable day. Perhaps I'll make a casserole. In fact, I'm going to put my ingredients list in my wallet right now.

>Iran already bitched out
Happeningfags...
I just kind, I'm sorry I just....
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>507158418
ftfy

>>507158272 (OP)
Learn how to say “nothing ever happens” In numerous languages

Nothing ever happens
Nunca pasa nada
Il ne se passe jamais rien
Non succede mai nulla
Nunca acontece nada
Es passiert nie etwas
Er gebeurt nooit iets
Ingenting händer någonsin
Τίποτα δεν συμβαίνει ποτέ
Nic się nigdy nie dzieje
Hичeгo никoгдa нe пpoиcхoдит
什么都没有发生过。
لا شيء يحدث على الإطلاق
何も起こりません。
Không có gì xảy ra
ไม่มีอะไรเกิดขึ้น
아무 일도 일어나지 않습니다.

I am going to poo my pants in celebration of nothing happening

>>507160875
Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?

>>507163628
Me not having to go to work tomorrow

>>507163628
Covid was close but it turned out to be boomer neuroticism so it was actually fake and gay

The "it never happens" folks win again

>>507158272 (OP)
Smartest post on the board. good post OP

Hello dungeonmaster.

>>507158272 (OP)

>>507163628
99% population wiped out

Happeningsfags blown the FUCK out.
AGAIN
bahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>507176507
fire

>>507163628
Complete eradication of cities, walls of tanks rolling in followed by occupying forces.

>>507158272 (OP)
Reminder that only the following events can be classified as a "HAPPENING":
1) Full scale ground invasion
2) Use of nukes

No, two countries shooting dildos at each other does not count.

>>507179025
>9/11 was nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j31pQfAAxo

>>507179169
Full scale ground invasion occured as result. Are you retarded?

>>507179264
on september 11 2001 im talking about

>>507163628
since "happening" is new, undefined internet meme term used by 4ch addicts, we can never really know if something "happened". it's too subjective. was the 2017 vegas shooting a "happening"? it may have been fake and gay. it was also memoryholed quite quickly.

many "happenings" appear to be distractions after the dust settles and the media hype dies down.

remember the CEO shooting? the catalog was full of luigi threads. remember the tesla cybertruck fire and explosion in front of trump vegas? all swept under the rug. it starts to look like happenings are not happenings, just temporary distractions to waste our time.

same goes with the LA riots. it doesn't affect most of us, unless you're:
1) a fag who lives or works somewhere near those areas
2) a cop or fed employed and sent to those areas (for your job)

>>507179169
>>507179327
Yes. It was a precursor to the Happening.

>>507179504
And don't forget all the mystery drones that were flying everywhere and never explained.

>>507164373
LMAO YOU RETARD
>Chud will die mumbling “nothing ever happens” while getting sucked into a black hole
no, Chud would not die. From his perspective he would be eternal. His descent into the black hole would be so slow as to take literally forever. Literally nothing would happen! Forever! HAHAHAHAHHA this is the greatest self own i have seen

>>507179169
9/11 didnt matter, the US simply continued importing shitskins and terrorists. it changed nothing. the elites were always going to keep taking rights away anyways at the first excuse. nothing ever happens.

>>507158272 (OP)
Can anyone update me on the latest nothing happening. All I heard was isreal attacked Iran. Is America involved?

>>507179504
the fact that happenings get memoryholed, in as quickly as a few days or weeks, is strong evidence that every little faggot "happening" is not a true happening. even covid seems fake and gay now that it's been 5 years. even the vaxxie die off was grossly overhyped. sure many died or got vaxx-injured, but it's happening so slowly it doesn't affect most of us.

i would say something is a true happening if it affects a large number of us. it is subjective. when israel bombed the fuck out of lebanon out of no where, that was a "happening" for those lebanonanons who were in the vicinity and got BTFO. same goes for those who got rekt in gaza.

the ukraine war is a real happening from the viewpoint of those directly involved. but to me, it's thousands of miles away. it's a slight annoyance because i get info about it and because i believe, perhaps falsely, that it somehow raises prices for me (evil russia cannot sell oil to some countries so it raises oil price for everyone and thus gas price goes up for me)

gas price doubled and now i simply drive 50% less. i am more frugal. everything is tightening up and ultimately it's my dumbass fault for not going ballsdeep in crypto at the right times.

>>507179665
september 11 was a happening. the war was aight.

>>507179679
yep, mentioned in news and on podcasts, now completely forgotten. remember the epstein files? memoryholed. remember JFK files? memoryholed. remember RFK Jr being antivaxx, remember the hearings where the demfaggots grilled him? now he's OK with vaxxes.

remember measels? remember monkeypox? remember food plants and infrastructure catching on fire or closing down?

so far from what i've seen, every single alleged happening has fizzled out to nothing. maybe i'm just too detached and unaffected for now. but so far everything appears fake and gay to me.

>>507160875
Fun fact: Glowniggers want the general populace to be in constant state of fear so as to make it easier to propagandize them. Its easier to convince people to seek shelter and ease when they feel they're lives are falling apart. In any case, I still have to go to work tomorrow. In two weeks time, i'm still going to have to go to work. Nothing is happening, its never been happening. The only thing thats happened is things get slightly worse over time.

>>507161369
the no kings protests is another nothing burger.

>>507158272 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uozLcPoZOk

now that I think about it, there really haven't been any actual happenings in my lifetime (I live in Australia overseas might as well be Narnia)

>>507169988
>be indian
>must say anal somewhere, to show the good people of 4chan that I love eating shit
Like clockwork

>>507158272 (OP)
>expecting POOrsians to do anything

>>507180369
yep, during covid lockdowns, big businesses like walmart and amazon stayed open. wagies for those companies still had to go to work to keep the Slop flowing. thus not a true happening. a fake and gay crisis by globalists to fuck with us and implement next stage of power grab.

we went from living peacefully in small villages to now being crammed in cities filled with non-whites and actual niggers, screeching feminists, trannies, etc.

even the 1990s seem idyllic compared to 2010s and 2020s.

>>507158272 (OP)
just called my happenings guy and he let the line ring out...
...uh, bros?

>>507158272 (OP)
This is the best thread on /pol/ and should be an ongoing general, or even a sticky

>>507158272 (OP)
gendo why do you plot against people the human instrumentality project have you lost your mind what you have created this golem technology

>>507167526
>omg russia is invading Ukraine its going to be ww3
>3 years later literally nothing has happened except deranged glownigger trannies spam shitty low res gore videos of drones killing people now

>>507160875
There is 15 minutes left on that
>Iran is going to retaliate in 90 minutes (with a ww3)
>>507174472
Soo…
Let’s learn to whistle.
I’m ever so excited.

I hear the shah has inserted the buttplug of retaliation, which means protocol dictates two weeks until TKD

>>507180495
I suspect I'm seriously attaining CHIM
like my very thoughts begin to bend reality
I'm gonna make this timeline so lit

>>507180206
Or these data points all lend credence to a different idea: The status quo will not be permitted to shatter, because there's more profit in maintaining things as they are forever than there is in trying to wipe it all out for the sake of gaining feudalistic power. It also explains why it's only small forces that ever do anything, because none of them are important enough to be getting a personal money hat from the web of intrigue. It's Strongly Worded Letters from top to bottom.

>>507160875
>4chin
>Doing anything

>>507158418
Kek these are so funny

>>507160875
Glow

>>507169988
>Anals of history
1970’s German pornography?
>I will find you
>and I will kill you
>in a couple of weeks

>>507181572
yes, and note that we kept hearing about MASS LAYOFFS happening in tech as well as in gov sector, yet house prices remain high. we hear of new homes being built, but also about how much the builders rely on illegal immigrants. which is it? at this point it's clear that everything is a psyop. even when news is real it's inaccurate. then there's just a bunch of idiots posting their opinions online, either for fun or for profit and ideological gains.

remember the feds crying that they're getting laidoff because of DOGE? meanwhile they got huge buyout offers, severance packages, and also they can easily get a new job in private sector.

remember the tarriffs crashing the economy and stocks? now stocks are back to highs.

the jews have turned almost everyone into a crybaby kvetching faggot.

Nothing happening chads... We're STILL undefeated

>>507158272 (OP)

>>507158272 (OP)
Pretty much nothing ever happens. All of this is performative.

>>507165358
Kek

>>507158272 (OP)
Can we get an updated Chud? Prison has made him sexy.

You add no extra time to your life worrying, anons. It's Biblical. Remember this.

>>507160875
Wake me up when something happens

>>507169988
niggers have done more damage than nukes. refer to that meme picture comparing Detroit and Baltimore after niggers, and Japan after getting nuked.

ultimately it is the PEOPLE who determine whether something flourishes or is a shithole. many shitholes remain that way and look worse than places that have gotten nuked. whether you believe nukes are real, it is a historic fact that Japan got absolutely BTFO in the final months of the war. Tokyo wasn't nuked but it was firebombed to ashes.

anyway you being indian, you know how bad a shithole can look versus an area with development. just look at CA, there are places that look like they got bombed, and there are places with ultra-clean million dollar houses and hot cougars walking around in tight clothes.

people determine everything. the real threat is of course Ai taking over and launching all the nukes as we've seen in movies.

>>507163468
Russia Ukraine war is still ongoing

>>507170455
lol, you guys think you're 'winning' lately? the whole world hates you now

>>507182235
i should also say, iran and pakistan are already shitholes so they don't even fear getting nuked. in fact they probably welcome it, like a cleansing fire to end their miserable lives.

there are plenty of vids and pics of israel, but we don't really get an idea of what it's like in iran and pakistan. they each probably have ONE or two decent cities and the rest are shanty towns.

>>507163628
When it adversely effects daily life for the average person in at least 3 1st world countries

>>507182344
some claim that's a fake war, with russia sending old tech like tanks first.

>>507158272 (OP)
Reminder
>We Arabs don't hate you
>We don't want to leave our countries
>There was zero terrorist attacks on US soil until the kikes stole palestine and made their colony
>They did 9/11
>Epstien ran a honeypot to blackmail politicians to support and divert funds from Americans barely surviving to their kike colony
>The blackmail is still ongoing
>On twitter the politicians who tweeted "praying for kikereal" are compromised, remember who they are and archive everything, they are the first to backstab you.
>Never forget USS LIBERTY
>Israel tried to frame Egypt for attacking a US ship and got caught
>Jews worship the demon moloch
>They hate you and want you and your kids dead
>Arabs are the last dam against the kike flood, its why they want to erase us

And finally
>Never trust kikes, they are demons

>>507171598
Just two more weeks.

>>507181899
Speaking of tariffs, that was a fine scam Walmart pulled on its customers. When they initiated their "oh noes! TARIFFS!" price hike, there was:
1. Nothing on the shelves of the stores that had been subject to the new tariffs.
2. Nothing in the regional distribution warehouses that had been subject to the new tariffs(I will grant that certain exceedingly high turn-over items like toilet paper might have been recent enough to have been affected, if not for the last point...).
3. Four days before the price hike, negotiations re-opened with China and others, leaving the tariff right where it had been for a further 90 days.

So Wally World is charging everyone 70%+ extra for fees they never had to pay, and probably won't. Pure fucking profit. You're getting raped in the ass if you do business with Walmart right now.

>>507171867
>the holocaust

>>507182511
>be putin
>call nato's bluff and send in troops, tanks
>troops, tanks get btfo by drones
>add cages, still get rekt by drones
>send some jets
>airfields get btfo by drones
>still gain territory despite it taking years instead of days
>turns out ukraine gets infinite support from us and europe
>putin doesn't want to go all out with submarines and ships quite yet because he doesn't want to play into nato's hand (of exhausting russia's best forces in ukraine)

oh yea there are pics of putin buddying it up with chabad jews, so he may just be another puppet. it's jewpuppet vs jewpuppet with goyim getting killed in the process so they free up more land to build their new tech-heavy cities.

>>507163628
An entire western city gone

It is still not happened
Israel has atracked Iran before. They do it every other weekend or so. Nothingburger. The Iranians will engage in some limited return strikes on military tarfets in what is known as 'cuck warfare'.

>>507179024
Happening all over the world rn desu

lol remember the LA protests

>>507181408
Give me a cute Bosmer gf.

>>507182713
exactly. walmart is a woke company now. other one i know of is best buy, they said the say thing about passing higher costs to customers.

*sigh*
*crack* *crack* *crack*
*tap*
*schhht*

>>507179938
Australia is involved. We send weapons to the US which go to Israel. We have Pine Gap. Nigger if you believe the US isn’t involved you are brain damaged

>>507158272 (OP)
>>507158418
>>507158838
>>507159596
ALWAYS BET ON NOTHING

fucking finally, a place that truly embodies /pol/'s spirit

>>507158272 (OP)
This nukes are fake and gay 100% without a shadow of a doubt

>>507158272 (OP)
well it's been fun

>>507180206
Covid was definitely a happening. Billions were poisoned and locked in their homes and killed in hospitals. Nigger people are still dying from jabs. Because of that happening there is no more shared reality. Chuds with PhDs are claiming DNA doesn’t exist. You are just a dopamine addict that your happening status depends on what the media feeds you

Youbfucking idiots crashed bitcoin for this nothingburger?kek

>>507182092
This. Most based post on /pol/

>>507168615
>The 150 bullets I bought were the best investment I made.

Lol that ain't shit bro come flex when you have 1000 times that much and I'll begin to be impressed

>>507183032
yes, remember Stuxnet? virus that targeted iran's nuclear program.
remember the exploding pagers?
they are recycling old news, over and over again, with slight changes.
>iran has nukes
>nevermind iran does not have nukes
>iran has nukes
>iran has captured US navy sailors
>obama sends billions to iran

wtf is any of this? stupid random BS.

>>507160875
>inorganic FBI psyop
would be SOMETHING happening
Therefore, it can't really be that

Does anyone have the meme of chud in a mcdonalds uniform laying in bed crying?

>Ever since I was a newfag
>I've played at nuffin ball
>From Soho down to Brighton
>I never played them all

>But I never seen anything like him
>In any amusement hall
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Doesn’t play chudball at all

>He stands there like a statue
>Not becoming part of the machine
>Gooning in distraction
>Nuffin happens if you know what i mean

>Nuffin happens by intuition
>The digit counters fail
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Does absolutely bugger all

>He's a nuffin wizard
>There is to be no twist
>That nuffin happening wizard's got
>Such a supple wrist

>How do you think he does it?
>I don't fucking care
>What makes him so chuddy?

>He ain't got no distractions
>Because nothings going on
>Don't see no lights a flashin'
>Nuffin is happening at all

>Always hates on the OP
>A poobot writes it all
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>never plays any chudball

Even at my favorite thread
He tells me to shut up
His disciples lead him in
And he just does bugger all

He's got crazy flipper fingers
He touches his own self
That deaf, dumb and blind chud
Knows nuffin’s happening yet

>>507183481
fake and gay happening, centrally controlled. only cucks were locked in their homes. only cucks complied. turbocucks got the jab. the narrative fell apart here in the US when they said that peaceful protests for floyd were more important than covid risk, and that it was ok since they were done outside while wearing masks.

in retrospect it was all fabricated spectacle. there was no virus, or if there was, it quickly weakened. and yes the vaxxies are now programmed to produce spikes and stimulate turbocancer.

>Ever since I was a newfag
>I've played at nuffin ball
>From Soho down to Brighton
>I never played them all

>But I never seen anything like him
>In any amusement hall
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Doesn’t play chudball at all

>He stands there like a statue
>Not becoming part of the machine
>Gooning in distraction
>Nuffin happens if you know what i mean

>Nuffin happens by intuition
>The digit counters fail
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Does absolutely bugger all

>He's a nuffin wizard
>There is to be no twist
>That nuffin happening wizard's got
>Such a supple wrist

>How do you think he does it?
>I don't fucking care
>What makes him so chuddy?

>He ain't got no distractions
>Because nothings going on
>Don't see no lights a flashin'
>Nuffin is happening at all

>Always hates on the OP
>A poobot writes it all
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>never plays any chudball

>Even at my favorite thread
>He tells me to shut up
>His disciples lead him in
>And he just does bugger all

>He's got crazy flipper fingers
>He touches his own self
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Knows nuffin’s happening at all

>>507163628
If he gets a gf.

>>507177624
Noice.
Would be cool printed on a t-shirt.

>>507163628
Rapture, Singularity, Ascension, Age of Aquarius