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Anonymous (ID: LGJCTlzV) United States No.507158272 >>507158418 >>507159721 >>507159959 >>507160073 >>507160875 >>507160919 >>507162083 >>507163399 >>507163468 >>507163628 >>507164655 >>507165176 >>507166285 >>507166755 >>507166974 >>507167678 >>507168116 >>507168123 >>507168358 >>507168615 >>507168725 >>507168847 >>507169042 >>507169838 >>507170282 >>507171299 >>507171778 >>507171867 >>507171872 >>507172764 >>507172911 >>507173493 >>507174222 >>507174824 >>507175500 >>507175683 >>507176934 >>507177624 >>507178203 >>507178306 >>507179025 >>507179938 >>507180495 >>507180712 >>507180749 >>507180802 >>507180931 >>507181903 >>507181930 >>507182087 >>507182601 >>507183237 >>507183313 >>507183325
/NHG/ NOT HAPPENING GENERAL
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
ITS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN

Last thread did well, I saw that nothing was happening again today so figured id bake another.

Share your best strategies to survive and thrive in a world where nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: XyXD6uZh) United States No.507158418 >>507158838 >>507160875 >>507169873 >>507174824 >>507177497 >>507181632 >>507183237
>>507158272 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: LGJCTlzV) United States No.507158838 >>507160875 >>507174824 >>507183237
>>507158418
Anonymous (ID: RoJ+a4eN) Sweden No.507159596 >>507160065 >>507160875 >>507171436 >>507173632 >>507174456 >>507174530 >>507174530 >>507174530 >>507174824 >>507183237
Easy money
Anonymous (ID: lZGvzUhT) Canada No.507159721 >>507160875
>>507158272 (OP)
ALL IN
IRAN JUST RAISED THE FLAG OF NOTHING HAPPENING (EVER)
Anonymous (ID: +rPc0Mbd) Canada No.507159895 >>507160069 >>507169590
we're currently 50% into NOT HAPPENING, and we'll reach 100% once Iran bombs some sand dunes in retaliation. comfy.
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507159959
>>507158272 (OP)
NOTHING WILL HAPPENS
IRAN ATTACKED JEWSRAEL LAST YEAR
NO ONE GAVE A SHIT
Anonymous (ID: px0JrE5T) No.507160018
people are literally cattle. they think a "war" is going to break out. like the one's in Ukraine that's not a war and nothing happened and nothing has been happening since it started some fucking years ago.
Anonymous (ID: 5j+RCYZs) United States No.507160065
>>507159596
Put me in for all in
Anonymous (ID: emaX/ywm) Australia No.507160069 >>507168668
>>507159895
This, just bomb the sand dunes so we can all go back to wageslaving in peace
Anonymous (ID: +hoLvpyV) United States No.507160073
>>507158272 (OP)
Is it true? finally? is it really the nothinging?
Anonymous (ID: V6O/6Cl1) United States No.507160875 >>507162073 >>507168309 >>507168907 >>507169060 >>507169163 >>507169758 >>507172025 >>507173064 >>507175444 >>507177827 >>507180369 >>507181127 >>507181608 >>507181809 >>507182101 >>507183888
>>507158272 (OP)
>>507158418
>>507158838
>>507159596
>>507159721
"Reminder that nothing ever happens" is literally an inorganic FBI psyop meant to pacify 4chan, and you're voluntarily trying to spread it. Kys.
Anonymous (ID: GxwJHb7Y) United States No.507160919
>>507158272 (OP)
gendo and his human instrumentality project this man is mentally insane that golem technology what have you done
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507160947
I think it's funny how people act like the world is gonna descend into chaos as a way to deflect from their own disorderly lives. Just clean your room, bro. Fix that leak. Replace your air filters.
Anonymous (ID: ezRfhDyi) United Kingdom No.507161034 >>507172972
Anonymous (ID: Z8od7LH2) United Kingdom No.507161103 >>507161369
Isreal has been blasting its neighbours since day one. Why is this any different?
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507161369 >>507167324 >>507180463
>>507161103
It's a way to distract people from finding out about "No Kings" protests that are gonna happen in 2 days all over the country. Ironically that's also going to be a big load of nothing. So you have a nothingception right now.
Anonymous (ID: M6gAB0Jm) United Kingdom No.507161396 >>507161687 >>507167370
most of Iran is not being bombed, statistically speaking nothing is happening
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507161687
>>507161396
There's literally no bombing happening at all lmao.
Anonymous (ID: er4XuqHr) United States No.507162073
>>507160875
Are you really going to believe something is actually happening? Youโ€™re clocking in tomorrow as usual wagie. World isnโ€™t ending this weekend. Maybe 2 more weeks.
Anonymous (ID: lqeXGfQi) Brazil No.507162083
>>507158272 (OP)
>superman
>israel is nuked
ohhhh now i get it!
Anonymous (ID: M6gAB0Jm) United Kingdom No.507162723
My carefully compiled list of thing that are currently happening:
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507163017
Anonymous (ID: ffpMgnHv) United States No.507163049
As much as I like it, itโ€™s just procrastination in the end
Anonymous (ID: LmxOHCU2) Japan No.507163102 >>507163316
>India vs Pakistan
>Iran vs Israel
Two nothing wars and the year is only. half way over. What a year of nothing.
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507163223
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507163316 >>507163505 >>507163654
>>507163102
India vs Pakistan literally lasted like two days before the media realized nobody fucking cares and then asked Grok to help invent a different psyop
Anonymous (ID: noXD3ZCY) United States No.507163399
>>507158272 (OP)
>omg israel's bombing iran again!
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507163421
Anonymous (ID: PwtIAj5D) United States No.507163468 >>507182344
>>507158272 (OP)
I just want a real war ffs
Anonymous (ID: ffpMgnHv) United States No.507163505
>>507163316
To a Jeet, two days is like two thousand years
Anonymous (ID: yVzNJqQD) Australia No.507163628 >>507164077 >>507164373 >>507168340 >>507169041 >>507172247 >>507172355 >>507174949 >>507175558 >>507177916 >>507178016 >>507178320 >>507179024 >>507179504 >>507182505 >>507182982 >>507185368 >>507186217
>>507158272 (OP)
Iโ€™m curious: what would it take for chuddhas to officially say that โ€œsomething happenedโ€?
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507163634
Anonymous (ID: LmxOHCU2) Japan No.507163654
>>507163316
Nothing happened there
Nothing is happening here.
Maybe we will get a triple crown and a nothing burger China Taiwan fake invasion that goes nowhere.
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507163957
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507164077
>>507163628
Australia being rangebanned
Anonymous (ID: 7Qad755+) United States No.507164168
"nothing ever happens" is homosexual
Anonymous (ID: nUYvgaOk) Germany No.507164188
two more weeks until the 2 week waiting period begins. then we just have to wait two more weeks
Anonymous (ID: M6gAB0Jm) United Kingdom No.507164236 >>507170349
Anonymous (ID: ffpMgnHv) United States No.507164373 >>507164621 >>507165717 >>507169301 >>507179855
>>507163628
Nothing, Chud will die mumbling โ€œnothing ever happensโ€ while getting sucked into a black hole tearing the galaxy apart
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507164397
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507164621 >>507164800
>>507164373
Space isn't even real.
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507164655
WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY HAPPENS!
>>507158272 (OP)
WE RUN THIS WORLD
Anonymous (ID: hntEfFqs) United States No.507164800
>>507164621
t. alien
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507164919
Anonymous (ID: 9zLycipe) United States No.507165176
>>507158272 (OP)
REMINDER:
>The last time Iran struck back against the West they shot down their own fucking plane like retards and killed countless of their own people
>Their president died last year in a helicopter crash because the pilots were retards
>Hezbollah got castrated, Iran did nothing
>Assad got ousted, Iran did nothing
>Israel bombed them, Iran just sent some drones that were immediately shot down
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN IRAN IS USELESS
Anonymous (ID: e7sr8afP) United States No.507165252
Anonymous (ID: M6gAB0Jm) United Kingdom No.507165358 >>507182012
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507165605
Anonymous (ID: Eyd2+VIq) Canada No.507165676 >>507167031
So confident nothing will happen I'm going to bed
Anonymous (ID: 9V8bZokU) United States No.507165717 >>507166232
>>507164373
>black hole
Soโ€ฆnothing?
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507166114
Anonymous (ID: ffpMgnHv) United States No.507166232
>>507165717
โ€œHeh.โ€
>Spaghettifies to nanoparticles
Anonymous (ID: TctD6ahS) United States No.507166285 >>507167747
>>507158272 (OP)
its happening for real this time.
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507166509 >>507169120
Anonymous (ID: gg1oCxOC) United States No.507166755
>>507158272 (OP)
Everyone keeps talking about something happening.
But I keep glancing out my window. Nothing. Nothing that affects me, nothing I can affect, and therefore, nothing.
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507166974
>>507158272 (OP)
>people really thought gayran would retaliate
it's ogre...
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507167031
>>507165676
have a good night
Anonymous (ID: Sm8QgsjR) United States No.507167071
Anonymous (ID: Zfe0Tg8I) Spain No.507167142
Yesterday people were saying they killed the Beach Boys guy to prepare the WW3 as a sacrifice.
I thought they were joking, seems like they weren't
Anonymous (ID: mQ2qtLKX) United States No.507167324
>>507161369
its a distractionfags are the biggest retards here
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507167370
>>507161396
statistically speaking, iran won't do shit whether they're being bombed into the stone age or not
Anonymous (ID: sFl9URBo) Canada No.507167406 >>507167618
If WW3 happens within the next 48 hours, I will cut off my dick, cook it, and eat it.
Anonymous (ID: 17BZ/OsV) United States No.507167526 >>507167755 >>507167773 >>507171093 >>507172482 >>507180949
If you told me in 2016 that in 2025 there'd be a ukraine-russia front, an india-pakistan front, an israel-iran front, LA race riots and doubled chinese tariffs but nothing was happening I wouldn't believe you.
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507167618 >>507167828
>>507167406
hopefully it's not a feminine dick being threatened here
Anonymous (ID: CMwAV4H6) Israel No.507167678
>>507158272 (OP)
They woke us up for nothing. This is a publicity stunt by bibi
Anonymous (ID: cOyxT153) Argentina No.507167708
Nothingburger
All in
Anonymous (ID: 2oS6GaM9) Macedonia No.507167747
>>507166285
not until the nukes drop and everyone including china and n korea go to war and that wont happen because iran knows they'd get btfo'ed if they even tried to retaliate at the slightest
Anonymous (ID: TkQGsLkL) Turkey No.507167754
Anonymous (ID: PnQJMbsT) Australia No.507167755
>>507167526
We're reaching levels of nothing that shouldn't even be possible. This is a post-happening world.
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507167773
>>507167526
Not only is nothing happening, those things you listed are greatly exaggerated by mainstream media
Anonymous (ID: sFl9URBo) Canada No.507167828
>>507167618
It's a nice one. I'd cry if I had to cut it off. But, I'm 100% confident that I won't.
Anonymous (ID: T1qcako1) United States No.507167874
Anonymous (ID: X16OMCZP) United States No.507167969 >>507168797
ITS TOO LATE THE SHAH IS RAISING THE RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE

HE'S ALSO WEARING THE ORANGE RING OF REVENGE

HE'S ALSO PUTTING ON THE PINK UNDERWEAR OF DETERMINATION

RUMOR HAS IT HE IS ALSO WEARING THE YELLOW SOCKS OF RETRIBUTION
Anonymous (ID: 2l0NvnuC) United States No.507168116
>>507158272 (OP)
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ISRA-
it doesnt matter. it will be over soon enough and then we will go back to a state of nothinghappeningness again.
Anonymous (ID: M+5EuFxc) United States No.507168123
>>507158272 (OP)
Iran just posted a tweet of nothing but a prayer

it's over when they pray
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507168214 >>507168362
IRAN SAYS WORDS
THAT IS ALL
Anonymous (ID: Lo8FDUmT) United States No.507168309
>>507160875
My day to day hasn't changed in 20 years.
Anonymous (ID: zqd+gaII) Sweden No.507168340
>>507163628
when it's actually scary and not a sticky full of
>all boards le report in
>show me your warface XD
Anonymous (ID: Jsxro/Y+) United States No.507168358
>>507158272 (OP)
were going full send on nothing happening.
Anonymous (ID: 9zLycipe) United States No.507168362
>>507168214
Someone please make this with AI
Anonymous (ID: V6O/6Cl1) United States No.507168423 >>507168863
I'm fucking tired of this FBI pacification psyop that you retards keep repeating. Kys.
Anonymous (ID: T1qcako1) United States No.507168515
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507168566
>You played it's happening?
>Shame about that...
Anonymous (ID: JSFpJbI4) Italy No.507168615 >>507169353 >>507169356 >>507183786
>>507158272 (OP)

There is this mod for project zomboid that lets you play before the pandemic starts.

NPCs are quite retards, but you have to obey the laws before SHTF (using money to buy things...etc.) then gradually the outbreak starts and civilizations gradually but fast goes to the drain.

I feel like this is what is going on, and it has been going on since around 2010s.

We are gradually descending into the oblivion and some of them think nothing ever happens because there is no Mussolini proclaming a war
from a balcony and because air raids are made with 10 jets and 20 fpvs drones nowadays, not 1000 bombers like ww2.

The 150 bullets I bought were the best investment I made.
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507168668
>>507160069
Bomb Washington and eat tendies
Anonymous (ID: gQ8TQZMt) United States No.507168725
>>507158272 (OP)
literally the only thread on /pol/ that matters
Anonymous (ID: T1qcako1) United States No.507168783
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507168797
>>507167969
except nothing ever happens
Anonymous (ID: +6PtwJQl) Canada No.507168847 >>507169307 >>507169456
>>507158272 (OP)
If something did in fact happen you retards would be the first ones to go hide under the bed lmao
Anonymous (ID: Jsxro/Y+) United States No.507168863
>>507168423
why would you misplay your hand when sandniggers are fighting with each other? the winning move is doing nothing.
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507168899
Wild how many people have been duped into thinking that something is happening just because theres a sticky.
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507168907
>>507160875
oh wow I'm so scared of something happening maybe I'll shit my pants
Anonymous (ID: VxhZZV4J) United States No.507168962
nothing will ever happen.
Anonymous (ID: T1qcako1) United States No.507168972
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507169041
>>507163628
If it got to that point, we wouldnt be posting about it.
Anonymous (ID: TQ6bmUWR) Australia No.507169042 >>507169771 >>507170516
>>507158272 (OP)
I survive by cooking. Picrel braised brisket rolls n cheese. Seared on all sides then slow cooked in red wine and beef stock, with the remainder jus strained for a French dip. Didn't even need to cut just falls apart tender and moist.
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507169060
>>507160875
>t. Got tricked into thinking something was going to happen
check back in two more weeks I hear rumours that something might happen then
Anonymous (ID: MUZYc6KO) Italy No.507169088
Nothingness is all I got.
Nothingness is all I fuck.
Nothingness is all I eat.
Nothingness is all drink.
Nothingness, I'm just a neet.
Anonymous (ID: pdGMRsgW) United States No.507169120 >>507169275 >>507170702
>>507166509
And a ching chong bing bong to you sir
Anonymous (ID: mzKo2xY9) United States No.507169163 >>507169970 >>507171496
>>507160875
nothing ever happens is one of the few organic memes in this board's history. it started organically after the meme flu the meme flu was the nothingburger of all nothingburgers
Anonymous (ID: JymqK0Om) United States No.507169275
>>507169120
That poster is definitely some chink working for the CCP
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507169301
>>507164373
While getting sucked by a blonde ski-bunny because Chud dont love dem hoes, he out tha doe
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507169307
>>507168847
>hide under the bed
what the fuck? that's childish
Anonymous (ID: UvJeIgRQ) United States No.507169353
>>507168615
Preppers are just larpers who watch too much TV. Or in your case, play too many videogames.
Zomboid is trash btw, play CDDA.
Anonymous (ID: gg1oCxOC) United States No.507169356
>>507168615
>150 bullets
Here in 'Murica, that's nothing but spare change you'd find in the glovebox. And I think you'll have more than 150 problems on your doorstep, Mr. Pasta.
Anonymous (ID: 2nosrjLB) No.507169367
Picrel is the masterpiece
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507169456
>>507168847
maybe, but fortunately for me and my bros literally nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: ABRUpdjb) United States No.507169469 >>507169581 >>507169700 >>507169988 >>507170176 >>507170311
It seems to me at this point, a full scale nuclear exchange is the only actual "happening" people here will acknowledge
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507169581 >>507170165
>>507169469
wait till you find out nukes a jewish psyop
Anonymous (ID: CaiHdRqn) United States No.507169590
>>507159895
Waiting for the "leaked" drone strike on an unused military base on Twitter with enough time for Israel to evacuate the janitors
Anonymous (ID: OEcF0gTE) United States No.507169663
yeah, the more invested pundits become in this, the less i think this is all going to be real. i think disappointment is in order, once again, and everyone goes back to coping
Anonymous (ID: 2MYhzjWk) United States No.507169700 >>507169858
>>507169469
Pretty much. It's all a bunch of low empathy myopic circle jerkers mad that nothing IN THEIR LIFE SPECIFICALLY ever happens.

Such is life for rural fags.
Anonymous (ID: Q6wG/uTz) Sweden No.507169758
>>507160875
Weโ€™ve had literally years of โ€œnukes tomorrowโ€ posting. Itโ€™s inevitable people develop a resistance to it. Doomposters can only be caught lying for so long before they look more like schitzoposters.

With reddit all in on โ€œitโ€™s the end, wwiiiโ€ I can only surmise nothing will fucking happen. Again. It wasnโ€™t even that long since the last Israel/Iran strike. Theyโ€™ve been buttfucking their neighbours for most than a year and nothing.
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507169771
>>507169042
Looks like a chilli dog w diarrhea
Anonymous (ID: HvZRKtjs) United States No.507169838 >>507170318
>>507158272 (OP)
Just stop caring. Every single thing in media is curated with the intention of making you care. If you don't care then you can't be moved. You can't be categorized.
>School shooting
Don't care.
>Another terror attack
Don't care.
>Trump said
Don't care.
>Scientists have discovered
Don't care.
>A liberal congresswoman did a thing.
See a pattern? You can't get me to buy anything. I'm not going to vote for or against whatever it is you want. I cannot be conquered or convinced or compromised because I do not exist.
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507169858
>>507169700
>SOMETHING IS HAPPENING GOY WE MUST DEFEAT IRAN
Anonymous (ID: GzpexuqZ) United States No.507169873 >>507170138
>>507158418
We are in the 1% timeline chud
Anonymous (ID: TedC6R69) Austria No.507169970
>>507169163
It started on /biz/
Anonymous (ID: 0DF06mbM) India No.507169988 >>507170130 >>507176292 >>507180711 >>507181869 >>507182235
>>507169469
Given that nukes would be common place in the far future, a nuclear exchange today would be but a footnote in the anals of history
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507170114
I JUST DON'T CARE
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507170130
>>507169988
nukes don't exist
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507170138 >>507170393
>>507169873
Which one?
Anonymous (ID: 2nosrjLB) No.507170165 >>507170300
>>507169581
>whites lost.jpg
Anonymous (ID: OEcF0gTE) United States No.507170176 >>507171245
>>507169469
nukes are never happening as the elites have more to lose than you do and will chicken out. nothing will ever happen

just days ago everyone thought that the LA riots was going to be the immigration happening of our lifetime
Anonymous (ID: tNvzoBdZ) United States No.507170178
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507170266
brb going to have preemptive sex with my gf
Anonymous (ID: VacUUfuT) United States No.507170282 >>507170617 >>507171740
>>507158272 (OP)
Iran won't respond at all.
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507170300 >>507170455
>>507170165
seethe kike
Anonymous (ID: IMvezigZ) United States No.507170311
>>507169469
that'll never happen cause nukes aren't real
Anonymous (ID: 2nosrjLB) No.507170318
>>507169838
>>School shooting
Don't care.
>Another terror attack
Don't care.

This. The people who died in the attack already died and don't care anyway.

The people who survived are glad they made it and don't care either.
Anonymous (ID: qBQnJOz8) No.507170349
>>507164236
>get in the tree george
>it's a great tree
>the best
Anonymous (ID: 63NdhxpL) Canada No.507170393
>>507170138
Yes.
Anonymous (ID: 2nosrjLB) No.507170455 >>507170555 >>507182357
>>507170300
Cope whitey.. Jews won and keep winning
Anonymous (ID: QpWaUrBh) United States No.507170482
F...
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507170516
>>507169042
there's more happening in your kitchen than in the middle east
that's impressive
Anonymous (ID: COS41HOv) United States No.507170555
>>507170455
jews lose

>In that day, declares the Lord, I will destroy the wise men of Edom, those of understanding hiding in the mountains of Esau will not be spared.
>And Esau's mighty men shall be dismayed and terrified, and everyone in Esauโ€™s mountains will be cut down in the slaughter.
>Because of the violence against your brother Jacob, you will be covered with shame; you will be destroyed forever.
>On the day you stood aloof while strangers carried off his wealth and foreigners entered his gates and cast lots for Jerusalem, you were like one of them.
>You Edomites chose to gloat over your brother in the day of his misfortune, to rejoice over the people of Jacob in the day of their destruction, and would boast much in the day of their trouble.
>You Edomites chose to march through the gates of my people in the day of their disaster, to gloat over them in their calamity in the day of their disaster, to seize their wealth in the day of their disaster.
>You Edomites chose to wait at the crossroads to cut down their fugitives, hand over their survivors in the days of their trouble.

>The day of the Lord is near for all nations.
>As you have done, it will be done to you; your deeds will return upon your own head.
>Just as you drank on my holy hill, so all the nations will drink continually; they will drink and drink and be as if they had never been.
>But on Mount Zion will be deliverance; it will be holy, and Jacob will possess his inheritance.
>Jacob will be a fire and Joseph a flame; Esau will be stubble, and the house of Esau will devour themselves.
>There will be no survivors of the house of Esau.
>The Lord has spoken.
Anonymous (ID: 63NdhxpL) Canada No.507170617
>>507170282
They're clearly charging an ult.
Anonymous (ID: tNvzoBdZ) United States No.507170702
>>507169120
I thought this thread was about things not happening
Anonymous (ID: 0mOqHTEN) Australia No.507171059 >>507171869
>Iran literally incapable of turning this into a happening
Anonymous (ID: TedC6R69) Austria No.507171093
>>507167526
Thank the shills and there two more weeks spam that inspired neh and i guess thank basedteens for replacing cats with chud jak.

Meme magick that has reached critical mass
Anonymous (ID: PHdo2/aE) Australia No.507171171
Iran has just released a very strongly worded message to Israel.
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507171245 >>507171384
>>507170176
>the elites have more to lose than you do
Thats the crux of it all. The elites are gonna make damn sure that the world doesnt end so that they and their progeny can enjoy reaping the benefits of our labor for the rest of time. Only miserable plebs care about a happening that they have no actual control over.
Anonymous (ID: xDPXH7YN) United States No.507171299
>>507158272 (OP)
holy based. finally a good general.
Anonymous (ID: 63NdhxpL) Canada No.507171384 >>507172232
>>507171245
And the elite never lost control before so we should be good.
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507171385 >>507171585 >>507171709 >>507172096 >>507172205 >>507172433 >>507173297
WOW!
Anonymous (ID: VdvMYOXx) United States No.507171436
>>507159596
I raise you double
Anonymous (ID: tNvzoBdZ) United States No.507171485
Anonymous (ID: YBej79gE) United States No.507171496
>>507169163
This board is run by Feds and anyone with half a brain can see it
Anonymous (ID: TedC6R69) Austria No.507171585
>>507171385
Anonymous (ID: tNvzoBdZ) United States No.507171598 >>507182679
Anonymous (ID: 7eMmph7c) United States No.507171709
>>507171385
Anonymous (ID: 2l0NvnuC) United States No.507171740
>>507170282
Iran just flew the Navy Blue Flag of Nothingness. This has never happened before.
Anonymous (ID: xZ0j9LvQ) United States No.507171778
>>507158272 (OP)
I'm going to play Eve Online. At least war actually happens there.
Anonymous (ID: IZeK4Snd) United States No.507171867 >>507182817
>>507158272 (OP)
Nothing ever fucking happens.
>Pakistan vs India
Fake and gay shit nothing happened
>Ukraine vs Russia
Was kino at first now fake and gay
>Israel vs Gaza
Fake and gay shit nothing happened
>Trump vs LA
Fake and gay already forgotten about
>Armenia vs Azerbaijan
Forgotten
>Hong Kong vs China
Nothing happened
>Taiwan vs China
Nothing happened


Everything is fake and gay and NOTHING ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507171869
>>507171059
pathetic fucking military-domination (receiver) fetish state...
Anonymous (ID: VacUUfuT) United States No.507171872
>>507158272 (OP)
Wow did you see Iran's response? That strongly worded X post was sure something.
Anonymous (ID: xZ0j9LvQ) United States No.507172025
>>507160875
>pacify 4chan
I'm sure if we post that it's happening it'll for sure actually happen. Unlike the past 15 years of posting that it's happening.
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507172041
Anonymous (ID: OEcF0gTE) United States No.507172066 >>507172214 >>507172517
need i remind everyone
Anonymous (ID: DNSG9nA7) United States No.507172096
>>507171385
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507172205
>>507171385
memes lifted right off the computer screen!
Anonymous (ID: DNSG9nA7) United States No.507172214
>>507172066
Anonymous (ID: s4JMOXOq) Canada No.507172232
>>507171384
There will all always be some form of elite in control, thats what makes them elite. Wisdom is understanding that their power over you is spread very thin amongst the general pop and that they actually have little control over your personal life unless you voluntarily put yourself in their crosshairs, which is actually more difficult than you'd think given how many enemies the "elite" will inevitably have.

Tldr: even if something happens, most likely it wont happen (You).
Anonymous (ID: xZ0j9LvQ) United States No.507172247
>>507163628
Race war.
Anonymous (ID: IMvezigZ) United States No.507172355 >>507173321 >>507176315
>>507163628
4chan going down was the biggest happening of my lifetime
Anonymous (ID: qBQnJOz8) No.507172433
>>507171385
israel guaranteed to lose now
Anonymous (ID: lZGvzUhT) Canada No.507172482
>>507167526
None of that is actually happening except ukraine/russia where nothing happens except a local goyimgrinder
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507172517
>>507172066
i almost forgot. thank you
Anonymous (ID: TG+LCVeB) United States No.507172764
>>507158272 (OP)
based general
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507172889
another peaceful day here on Earth
i can't help but to smile
Anonymous (ID: Vre0pmaT) Belize No.507172911 >>507173121
>>507158272 (OP)

Just like last year, they will shoot potshots at each then settle down
Anonymous (ID: GAgpwGZp) Mexico No.507172972
>>507161034
request to edit a nuclear explosion behind chudda
Anonymous (ID: VFKCGYp+) No.507172990
https://kick.com/lordhito

https://kick.com/kangjoel
Anonymous (ID: tFg6lo6A) Argentina No.507173064
>>507160875
Nothing ever happens chuds are always accurate on their predictions. I choose to believe them.
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507173121 >>507173384 >>507173526
>>507172911
>shoot potshots at each
you think so? iran is really getting fucked up here
this isn't tit for tat, this is unfortunately a rape and gape job by israel
Anonymous (ID: VFKCGYp+) No.507173156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8
Anonymous (ID: lZGvzUhT) Canada No.507173297
>>507171385
Anonymous (ID: QUkYLMQn) United States No.507173321
>>507172355
but nothing happend after
Anonymous (ID: F7xHSYg5) United States No.507173384 >>507173520
>>507173121
I'm pretty sure it's not gonna matter and nothing will happen
Anonymous (ID: yAXJh4yz) New Zealand No.507173454
unironically nothing is going to happen

iran will impotently chimp out with another missile barrage that will be 90% shot down and then it will be over

the real pain is going to be the oil price squeeze
Anonymous (ID: N4KlWkJ9) United States No.507173493
>>507158272 (OP)
Israel will glaze Iranian assets, and the Iranian people will reinstate the Shah...ez nothing burger desu
Anonymous (ID: pPJXHdY3) United States No.507173520
>>507173384
this is true, i fear
Anonymous (ID: TedC6R69) Austria No.507173526
>>507173121
Neh. If Iran is gone, who is going to threaten Israel and assure the US golem keeps paying? Without Iran no Israel, so in conclusion. Nothing Ever Happens
Anonymous (ID: b6lNFfm3) Canada No.507173632
>>507159596
Call.
Anonymous (ID: r1M2dbxg) Poland No.507173873
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, "/nhg/ was right again".
Anonymous (ID: 8r7YInW+) Australia No.507174222
>>507158272 (OP)
Even it does "happen" (it won't), it doesn't even count if it's in some brownoid shithole
Anonymous (ID: UQx7dd78) United States No.507174456
>>507159596
i'm out
Anonymous (ID: ByRkJcHB) United States No.507174506
nothing... ever... happens...
Anonymous (ID: jHuMJjJw) United States No.507174530
>>507159596
>>507159596
>>507159596
Anonymous (ID: r1M2dbxg) Poland No.507174593
>Iran's Revolutionary Guards claim the Israeli attack was conducted with the full awareness and backing of the "malevolent leaders in the White House and the terrorist U.S. regime."
This is it, there is now a 100% chance of nothing being inflicted on the US.
Anonymous (ID: DO3X00mA) Hungary No.507174824
>>507158272 (OP)
>>507158418
>>507158838
>>507159596
Heh you guys reposted my first 3 images in order from previous thread noice even if a bit weird.
Anonymous (ID: IZeK4Snd) United States No.507174949
>>507163628
Covid was an actual happening and even that was still Fake and Gay
Anonymous (ID: o5uEY6fs) New Zealand No.507175028 >>507175168
doesnt israel bombing iran count as a happening though? maybe your expectations are too high
Anonymous (ID: r1M2dbxg) Poland No.507175168 >>507175664 >>507175720
>>507175028
It happened, yet it is nothing, ergo nothing happened.
Anonymous (ID: xqLH1kHs) Greece No.507175444
>>507160875
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Anonymous (ID: YBej79gE) United States No.507175500 >>507175667
>>507158272 (OP)
Then why make a thread
Anonymous (ID: fMx3qqso) Turkey No.507175558
>>507163628
Tel Aviv getting nuked. Or Tehran getting nuked. Anything other than gay shit bombing of parking lots
Anonymous (ID: Fpuxpel0) Belgium No.507175627
We have memed ourselves out of ww3
I think we seriously create reality with our memes
Anonymous (ID: YBej79gE) United States No.507175664
>>507175168
> It happened, yet it is nothing, ergo nothing happened.

What is this Schrรถdinger's breakfast
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507175667
>>507175500
Nothing happening is a political issue
Anonymous (ID: A0/ibS2g) Netherlands No.507175683 >>507176402
>>507158272 (OP)
Stay chud and neet
Anonymous (ID: o5uEY6fs) New Zealand No.507175720 >>507175909
>>507175168
i think maybe the locus of the happening was concentrated mostly around where the various bombs landed. strength of the happening dissipates as you move away from the point of origin of the happening. essentially happenings function more like waves
Anonymous (ID: QcU9GtE6) United States No.507175753
Rolling for world peace. If this ends in 1,3,5,6,7,8,9 it's so fucking on
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507175856 >>507176402
SURE IS COMFY ALWAYS BEING RIGHT
Anonymous (ID: lZGvzUhT) Canada No.507175909
>>507175720
if you have to bust out the abacus and start analysis to determine if something has happened then nothing has happened because nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: A0/ibS2g) Netherlands No.507176292
>>507169988
Haha ramjeet said anals
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507176315
>>507172355
It almost lasted two weeks!
Anonymous (ID: A0/ibS2g) Netherlands No.507176402
>>507175856
>>507175683
Nice blanky
Anonymous (ID: mzr0osyy) United States No.507176507 >>507178912
Anonymous (ID: dELeR92O) United States No.507176934
>>507158272 (OP)
Tomorrow will be a short day at work, and I can use some of my accumulated vacation time to make up the hours without any issue. It will be a slow and comfortable day. Perhaps I'll make a casserole. In fact, I'm going to put my ingredients list in my wallet right now.
Anonymous (ID: 7Bro43Z3) United States No.507177301
>Iran already bitched out
Happeningfags...
I just kind, I'm sorry I just....
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous (ID: xW+oTGGi) United States No.507177497
>>507158418
ftfy
Anonymous (ID: /r6TBDJE) United States No.507177624 >>507185730
>>507158272 (OP)
Learn how to say โ€œnothing ever happensโ€ In numerous languages

Nothing ever happens
Nunca pasa nada
Il ne se passe jamais rien
Non succede mai nulla
Nunca acontece nada
Es passiert nie etwas
Er gebeurt nooit iets
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Nic siฤ™ nigdy nie dzieje
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Anonymous (ID: qG5shwcW) New Zealand No.507177776
I am going to poo my pants in celebration of nothing happening
Anonymous (ID: /r6TBDJE) United States No.507177827
>>507160875
Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?
Anonymous (ID: /r6TBDJE) United States No.507177916
>>507163628
Me not having to go to work tomorrow
Anonymous (ID: IcYcR4RQ) Denmark No.507178016
>>507163628
Covid was close but it turned out to be boomer neuroticism so it was actually fake and gay
Anonymous (ID: QhkUBcd9) United States No.507178085
The "it never happens" folks win again
Anonymous (ID: AADscB12) United States No.507178203
>>507158272 (OP)
Smartest post on the board. good post OP
Red Dragon (ID: b81T5O20) United States No.507178305
Hello dungeonmaster.
Anonymous (ID: z2LP+pJX) United States No.507178306
>>507158272 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507178320
>>507163628
99% population wiped out
Anonymous (ID: jS9RP96D) United States No.507178708
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507178806
Happeningsfags blown the FUCK out.
AGAIN
bahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Anonymous (ID: UKWbq3xQ) United States No.507178912
>>507176507
fire
Anonymous (ID: dELeR92O) United States No.507179024 >>507183056
>>507163628
Complete eradication of cities, walls of tanks rolling in followed by occupying forces.
Anonymous (ID: yq3wakYT) Nepal No.507179025 >>507179169
>>507158272 (OP)
Reminder that only the following events can be classified as a "HAPPENING":
1) Full scale ground invasion
2) Use of nukes

No, two countries shooting dildos at each other does not count.
Anonymous (ID: UKWbq3xQ) United States No.507179169 >>507179264 >>507179665 >>507179929
>>507179025
>9/11 was nothing
Anonymous (ID: 6amuEQGY) United States No.507179254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j31pQfAAxo
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507179264 >>507179327
>>507179169
Full scale ground invasion occured as result. Are you retarded?
Anonymous (ID: UKWbq3xQ) United States No.507179327 >>507179665
>>507179264
on september 11 2001 im talking about
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507179504 >>507179679 >>507179979
>>507163628
since "happening" is new, undefined internet meme term used by 4ch addicts, we can never really know if something "happened". it's too subjective. was the 2017 vegas shooting a "happening"? it may have been fake and gay. it was also memoryholed quite quickly.

many "happenings" appear to be distractions after the dust settles and the media hype dies down.

remember the CEO shooting? the catalog was full of luigi threads. remember the tesla cybertruck fire and explosion in front of trump vegas? all swept under the rug. it starts to look like happenings are not happenings, just temporary distractions to waste our time.

same goes with the LA riots. it doesn't affect most of us, unless you're:
1) a fag who lives or works somewhere near those areas
2) a cop or fed employed and sent to those areas (for your job)
Anonymous (ID: yq3wakYT) Nepal No.507179665 >>507180156
>>507179169
>>507179327
Yes. It was a precursor to the Happening.
Anonymous (ID: dELeR92O) United States No.507179679 >>507180206
>>507179504
And don't forget all the mystery drones that were flying everywhere and never explained.
Anonymous (ID: XXG8Evx6) United States No.507179855
>>507164373
LMAO YOU RETARD
>Chud will die mumbling โ€œnothing ever happensโ€ while getting sucked into a black hole
no, Chud would not die. From his perspective he would be eternal. His descent into the black hole would be so slow as to take literally forever. Literally nothing would happen! Forever! HAHAHAHAHHA this is the greatest self own i have seen
Anonymous (ID: XXG8Evx6) United States No.507179929
>>507179169
9/11 didnt matter, the US simply continued importing shitskins and terrorists. it changed nothing. the elites were always going to keep taking rights away anyways at the first excuse. nothing ever happens.
Anonymous (ID: Tc5PvndO) United States No.507179938 >>507183231
>>507158272 (OP)
Can anyone update me on the latest nothing happening. All I heard was isreal attacked Iran. Is America involved?
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507179979
>>507179504
the fact that happenings get memoryholed, in as quickly as a few days or weeks, is strong evidence that every little faggot "happening" is not a true happening. even covid seems fake and gay now that it's been 5 years. even the vaxxie die off was grossly overhyped. sure many died or got vaxx-injured, but it's happening so slowly it doesn't affect most of us.

i would say something is a true happening if it affects a large number of us. it is subjective. when israel bombed the fuck out of lebanon out of no where, that was a "happening" for those lebanonanons who were in the vicinity and got BTFO. same goes for those who got rekt in gaza.

the ukraine war is a real happening from the viewpoint of those directly involved. but to me, it's thousands of miles away. it's a slight annoyance because i get info about it and because i believe, perhaps falsely, that it somehow raises prices for me (evil russia cannot sell oil to some countries so it raises oil price for everyone and thus gas price goes up for me)

gas price doubled and now i simply drive 50% less. i am more frugal. everything is tightening up and ultimately it's my dumbass fault for not going ballsdeep in crypto at the right times.
Anonymous (ID: UKWbq3xQ) United States No.507180156
>>507179665
september 11 was a happening. the war was aight.
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507180206 >>507181572 >>507183481
>>507179679
yep, mentioned in news and on podcasts, now completely forgotten. remember the epstein files? memoryholed. remember JFK files? memoryholed. remember RFK Jr being antivaxx, remember the hearings where the demfaggots grilled him? now he's OK with vaxxes.

remember measels? remember monkeypox? remember food plants and infrastructure catching on fire or closing down?

so far from what i've seen, every single alleged happening has fizzled out to nothing. maybe i'm just too detached and unaffected for now. but so far everything appears fake and gay to me.
Anonymous (ID: Tc5PvndO) United States No.507180369 >>507180725
>>507160875
Fun fact: Glowniggers want the general populace to be in constant state of fear so as to make it easier to propagandize them. Its easier to convince people to seek shelter and ease when they feel they're lives are falling apart. In any case, I still have to go to work tomorrow. In two weeks time, i'm still going to have to go to work. Nothing is happening, its never been happening. The only thing thats happened is things get slightly worse over time.
Anonymous (ID: Tc5PvndO) United States No.507180463
>>507161369
the no kings protests is another nothing burger.
Anonymous (ID: ASMa525Q) United States No.507180495 >>507181408
>>507158272 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uozLcPoZOk
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507180678
now that I think about it, there really haven't been any actual happenings in my lifetime (I live in Australia overseas might as well be Narnia)
Anonymous (ID: OIgx2pIw) United States No.507180711
>>507169988
>be indian
>must say anal somewhere, to show the good people of 4chan that I love eating shit
Like clockwork
Anonymous (ID: g79fzfVs) No.507180712
>>507158272 (OP)
>expecting POOrsians to do anything
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507180725
>>507180369
yep, during covid lockdowns, big businesses like walmart and amazon stayed open. wagies for those companies still had to go to work to keep the Slop flowing. thus not a true happening. a fake and gay crisis by globalists to fuck with us and implement next stage of power grab.

we went from living peacefully in small villages to now being crammed in cities filled with non-whites and actual niggers, screeching feminists, trannies, etc.

even the 1990s seem idyllic compared to 2010s and 2020s.
Anonymous (ID: fc6RJcTg) United Kingdom No.507180749
>>507158272 (OP)
just called my happenings guy and he let the line ring out...
...uh, bros?
Anonymous (ID: /r6TBDJE) United States No.507180802
>>507158272 (OP)
This is the best thread on /pol/ and should be an ongoing general, or even a sticky
Anonymous (ID: GxwJHb7Y) United States No.507180931
>>507158272 (OP)
gendo why do you plot against people the human instrumentality project have you lost your mind what you have created this golem technology
Anonymous (ID: Tc5PvndO) United States No.507180949
>>507167526
>omg russia is invading Ukraine its going to be ww3
>3 years later literally nothing has happened except deranged glownigger trannies spam shitty low res gore videos of drones killing people now
Anonymous (ID: N00dcu17) United Kingdom No.507181127
>>507160875
There is 15 minutes left on that
>Iran is going to retaliate in 90 minutes (with a ww3)
>>507174472
Sooโ€ฆ
Letโ€™s learn to whistle.
Iโ€™m ever so excited.
Anonymous (ID: 8WoCmUFw) Australia No.507181216
I hear the shah has inserted the buttplug of retaliation, which means protocol dictates two weeks until TKD
Anonymous (ID: Fpuxpel0) Belgium No.507181408 >>507183132
>>507180495
I suspect I'm seriously attaining CHIM
like my very thoughts begin to bend reality
I'm gonna make this timeline so lit
Anonymous (ID: dELeR92O) United States No.507181572 >>507181899
>>507180206
Or these data points all lend credence to a different idea: The status quo will not be permitted to shatter, because there's more profit in maintaining things as they are forever than there is in trying to wipe it all out for the sake of gaining feudalistic power. It also explains why it's only small forces that ever do anything, because none of them are important enough to be getting a personal money hat from the web of intrigue. It's Strongly Worded Letters from top to bottom.
Anonymous (ID: HBrmarvd) Canada No.507181608
>>507160875
>4chin
>Doing anything
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507181632
>>507158418
Kek these are so funny
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507181809
>>507160875
Glow
Anonymous (ID: N00dcu17) United Kingdom No.507181869
>>507169988
>Anals of history
1970โ€™s German pornography?
>I will find you
>and I will kill you
>in a couple of weeks
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507181899 >>507182713
>>507181572
yes, and note that we kept hearing about MASS LAYOFFS happening in tech as well as in gov sector, yet house prices remain high. we hear of new homes being built, but also about how much the builders rely on illegal immigrants. which is it? at this point it's clear that everything is a psyop. even when news is real it's inaccurate. then there's just a bunch of idiots posting their opinions online, either for fun or for profit and ideological gains.

remember the feds crying that they're getting laidoff because of DOGE? meanwhile they got huge buyout offers, severance packages, and also they can easily get a new job in private sector.

remember the tarriffs crashing the economy and stocks? now stocks are back to highs.

the jews have turned almost everyone into a crybaby kvetching faggot.
Anonymous (ID: KfF0+NKX) United States No.507181900
Nothing happening chads... We're STILL undefeated
Anonymous (ID: /XCulUKM) No.507181903
>>507158272 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: EnUEF8VM) Slovenia No.507181930
>>507158272 (OP)
Pretty much nothing ever happens. All of this is performative.
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507182012
>>507165358
Kek
Anonymous (ID: lWj5zjf/) United States No.507182087
>>507158272 (OP)
Can we get an updated Chud? Prison has made him sexy.
Anonymous (ID: fCmiALW1) United States No.507182092 >>507183696
You add no extra time to your life worrying, anons. It's Biblical. Remember this.
Anonymous (ID: FBMyJvxY) United States No.507182101
>>507160875
Wake me up when something happens
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507182235 >>507182420
>>507169988
niggers have done more damage than nukes. refer to that meme picture comparing Detroit and Baltimore after niggers, and Japan after getting nuked.

ultimately it is the PEOPLE who determine whether something flourishes or is a shithole. many shitholes remain that way and look worse than places that have gotten nuked. whether you believe nukes are real, it is a historic fact that Japan got absolutely BTFO in the final months of the war. Tokyo wasn't nuked but it was firebombed to ashes.

anyway you being indian, you know how bad a shithole can look versus an area with development. just look at CA, there are places that look like they got bombed, and there are places with ultra-clean million dollar houses and hot cougars walking around in tight clothes.

people determine everything. the real threat is of course Ai taking over and launching all the nukes as we've seen in movies.
Anonymous (ID: FBMyJvxY) United States No.507182344 >>507182511
>>507163468
Russia Ukraine war is still ongoing
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507182357
>>507170455
lol, you guys think you're 'winning' lately? the whole world hates you now
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507182420
>>507182235
i should also say, iran and pakistan are already shitholes so they don't even fear getting nuked. in fact they probably welcome it, like a cleansing fire to end their miserable lives.

there are plenty of vids and pics of israel, but we don't really get an idea of what it's like in iran and pakistan. they each probably have ONE or two decent cities and the rest are shanty towns.
Anonymous (ID: FBMyJvxY) United States No.507182505
>>507163628
When it adversely effects daily life for the average person in at least 3 1st world countries
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507182511 >>507182843
>>507182344
some claim that's a fake war, with russia sending old tech like tanks first.
Anonymous (ID: cFtq4jIm) Egypt No.507182601
>>507158272 (OP)
Reminder
>We Arabs don't hate you
>We don't want to leave our countries
>There was zero terrorist attacks on US soil until the kikes stole palestine and made their colony
>They did 9/11
>Epstien ran a honeypot to blackmail politicians to support and divert funds from Americans barely surviving to their kike colony
>The blackmail is still ongoing
>On twitter the politicians who tweeted "praying for kikereal" are compromised, remember who they are and archive everything, they are the first to backstab you.
>Never forget USS LIBERTY
>Israel tried to frame Egypt for attacking a US ship and got caught
>Jews worship the demon moloch
>They hate you and want you and your kids dead
>Arabs are the last dam against the kike flood, its why they want to erase us

And finally
>Never trust kikes, they are demons
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507182679
>>507171598
Just two more weeks.
Anonymous (ID: dELeR92O) United States No.507182713 >>507183190
>>507181899
Speaking of tariffs, that was a fine scam Walmart pulled on its customers. When they initiated their "oh noes! TARIFFS!" price hike, there was:
1. Nothing on the shelves of the stores that had been subject to the new tariffs.
2. Nothing in the regional distribution warehouses that had been subject to the new tariffs(I will grant that certain exceedingly high turn-over items like toilet paper might have been recent enough to have been affected, if not for the last point...).
3. Four days before the price hike, negotiations re-opened with China and others, leaving the tariff right where it had been for a further 90 days.

So Wally World is charging everyone 70%+ extra for fees they never had to pay, and probably won't. Pure fucking profit. You're getting raped in the ass if you do business with Walmart right now.
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507182817
>>507171867
>the holocaust
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507182843
>>507182511
>be putin
>call nato's bluff and send in troops, tanks
>troops, tanks get btfo by drones
>add cages, still get rekt by drones
>send some jets
>airfields get btfo by drones
>still gain territory despite it taking years instead of days
>turns out ukraine gets infinite support from us and europe
>putin doesn't want to go all out with submarines and ships quite yet because he doesn't want to play into nato's hand (of exhausting russia's best forces in ukraine)

oh yea there are pics of putin buddying it up with chabad jews, so he may just be another puppet. it's jewpuppet vs jewpuppet with goyim getting killed in the process so they free up more land to build their new tech-heavy cities.
Anonymous (ID: nGRgDKuM) Australia No.507182982
>>507163628
An entire western city gone
Anonymous (ID: gc1t69P4) United Kingdom No.507183032 >>507183800
It is still not happened
Israel has atracked Iran before. They do it every other weekend or so. Nothingburger. The Iranians will engage in some limited return strikes on military tarfets in what is known as 'cuck warfare'.
Anonymous (ID: nGRgDKuM) Australia No.507183056
>>507179024
Happening all over the world rn desu
Anonymous (ID: GdSHTDUY) United States No.507183101
lol remember the LA protests
Anonymous (ID: lWj5zjf/) United States No.507183132
>>507181408
Give me a cute Bosmer gf.
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507183190
>>507182713
exactly. walmart is a woke company now. other one i know of is best buy, they said the say thing about passing higher costs to customers.
Anonymous (ID: GICsgPIW) No.507183206
*sigh*
*crack* *crack* *crack*
*tap*
*schhht*
Anonymous (ID: nGRgDKuM) Australia No.507183231
>>507179938
Australia is involved. We send weapons to the US which go to Israel. We have Pine Gap. Nigger if you believe the US isnโ€™t involved you are brain damaged
Anonymous (ID: t4+WIdP1) United States No.507183237
>>507158272 (OP)
>>507158418
>>507158838
>>507159596
ALWAYS BET ON NOTHING
Anonymous (ID: VZcjsVFM) Poland No.507183288
fucking finally, a place that truly embodies /pol/'s spirit
Anonymous (ID: g3wHU7+7) United States No.507183313
>>507158272 (OP)
This nukes are fake and gay 100% without a shadow of a doubt
Anonymous (ID: ntnstGzx) United States No.507183325
>>507158272 (OP)
well it's been fun
Anonymous (ID: nGRgDKuM) Australia No.507183481 >>507184025
>>507180206
Covid was definitely a happening. Billions were poisoned and locked in their homes and killed in hospitals. Nigger people are still dying from jabs. Because of that happening there is no more shared reality. Chuds with PhDs are claiming DNA doesnโ€™t exist. You are just a dopamine addict that your happening status depends on what the media feeds you
Anonymous (ID: pcuUsN7e) Romania No.507183643
Youbfucking idiots crashed bitcoin for this nothingburger?kek
Anonymous (ID: nGRgDKuM) Australia No.507183696
>>507182092
This. Most based post on /pol/
Anonymous (ID: FBMyJvxY) United States No.507183786
>>507168615
>The 150 bullets I bought were the best investment I made.

Lol that ain't shit bro come flex when you have 1000 times that much and I'll begin to be impressed
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507183800
>>507183032
yes, remember Stuxnet? virus that targeted iran's nuclear program.
remember the exploding pagers?
they are recycling old news, over and over again, with slight changes.
>iran has nukes
>nevermind iran does not have nukes
>iran has nukes
>iran has captured US navy sailors
>obama sends billions to iran

wtf is any of this? stupid random BS.
Anonymous (ID: ls8vzJR1) Canada No.507183888
>>507160875
>inorganic FBI psyop
would be SOMETHING happening
Therefore, it can't really be that
Anonymous (ID: tCYD3IqH) United States No.507183893
Does anyone have the meme of chud in a mcdonalds uniform laying in bed crying?
Anonymous (ID: N00dcu17) United Kingdom No.507183923
>Ever since I was a newfag
>I've played at nuffin ball
>From Soho down to Brighton
>I never played them all

>But I never seen anything like him
>In any amusement hall
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Doesnโ€™t play chudball at all

>He stands there like a statue
>Not becoming part of the machine
>Gooning in distraction
>Nuffin happens if you know what i mean

>Nuffin happens by intuition
>The digit counters fail
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Does absolutely bugger all

>He's a nuffin wizard
>There is to be no twist
>That nuffin happening wizard's got
>Such a supple wrist

>How do you think he does it?
>I don't fucking care
>What makes him so chuddy?

>He ain't got no distractions
>Because nothings going on
>Don't see no lights a flashin'
>Nuffin is happening at all

>Always hates on the OP
>A poobot writes it all
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>never plays any chudball

Even at my favorite thread
He tells me to shut up
His disciples lead him in
And he just does bugger all

He's got crazy flipper fingers
He touches his own self
That deaf, dumb and blind chud
Knows nuffinโ€™s happening yet
Anonymous (ID: rrvQDASP) United States No.507184025
>>507183481
fake and gay happening, centrally controlled. only cucks were locked in their homes. only cucks complied. turbocucks got the jab. the narrative fell apart here in the US when they said that peaceful protests for floyd were more important than covid risk, and that it was ok since they were done outside while wearing masks.

in retrospect it was all fabricated spectacle. there was no virus, or if there was, it quickly weakened. and yes the vaxxies are now programmed to produce spikes and stimulate turbocancer.
Anonymous (ID: N00dcu17) United Kingdom No.507184040
>Ever since I was a newfag
>I've played at nuffin ball
>From Soho down to Brighton
>I never played them all

>But I never seen anything like him
>In any amusement hall
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Doesnโ€™t play chudball at all

>He stands there like a statue
>Not becoming part of the machine
>Gooning in distraction
>Nuffin happens if you know what i mean

>Nuffin happens by intuition
>The digit counters fail
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Does absolutely bugger all

>He's a nuffin wizard
>There is to be no twist
>That nuffin happening wizard's got
>Such a supple wrist

>How do you think he does it?
>I don't fucking care
>What makes him so chuddy?

>He ain't got no distractions
>Because nothings going on
>Don't see no lights a flashin'
>Nuffin is happening at all

>Always hates on the OP
>A poobot writes it all
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>never plays any chudball

>Even at my favorite thread
>He tells me to shut up
>His disciples lead him in
>And he just does bugger all

>He's got crazy flipper fingers
>He touches his own self
>That deaf, dumb and blind chud
>Knows nuffinโ€™s happening at all
Anonymous (ID: q3oJr2kr) United States No.507185368
>>507163628
If he gets a gf.
Anonymous (ID: 2HxUsEr3) No.507185730
>>507177624
Noice.
Would be cool printed on a t-shirt.
Anonymous (ID: aWsLKxOK) United States No.507186217
>>507163628
Rapture, Singularity, Ascension, Age of Aquarius