NUCLEAR EXPLOSIPN IN IRAN JUST NOW
LIVESTREAMS ALL DOWN
REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CHIEF BOYARDI REPORTED KIA
SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN MISSING
PRESIDENT PEPERONI REPORTED DEAD
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Your source?

>>507165624 (OP)
They got salami!!!!

i got you senpai. here it is

>>507165624 (OP)

>>507165624 (OP)
Peace is the only path.

>>507165867
not a nuke

>>507166042
Well they just cooked Iranian seniority and Iran isn't even responding soo....

>>507165757
CNN

>>507166112
they just nuked Natanz

>>507165867

Booo that's not a nuke

>>507165757
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

>>507166692
That’s not even in Iran. That’s a Ukrainian arms dump going up.

He's legitimately funny.. randomly clicked a link to his stream a few days ago at 2hr10min30s https://cozy.tv/nick/replays/2025-06-11_1 where he's blackpilled about how the US is regressing and the latest innovation is a 20k plaetic amazon truck with manual windows he's like "what's next a $5000 rickshaw that comes with its own Venezuelan no electronics just a JBL speaker in the back" kek

>>507165624 (OP)
can confirm just saw it from my window

>>507165624 (OP)
Meh.

Will make for kino selfies yo!

>>507165624 (OP)
>CHIEF BOYARDI
wtf I love spaghettios now

>>507165867
big boom but not a nuke

EXPLOSIONS REPORTED IN NORTHERN MEXICO

TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW

>>507165867
Nukes don't explode like that.

>>507172398
>EXPLOSIONS REPORTED IN NORTHERN MEXICO
Bean burritos aye yai yai!

>>507165867
That's the new Chinese nigger-chaser fireworks.

>>507165867
Don't listen to the shills, that's a nuke.
Just not in Iran.

>>507172578
What is it with these fucking retards and their absolute certainty that every big bang isn't a nuke?
No one has seen a 5 kt nuke, we know it exists but no one has seen it 'tested'.
Too fucking stupid to understand they've been used for 20 years already.
Or what, they think it's all FOAB/MOAB?
Kikes, everywhere.

Boyardi?

-_-

>>507174314
Dude, actually watch that video. The long lasting flash, the shockwave induced rope smoke, the mushroom cloud formation…

If someone used a real nuke, you would know it, retard.

>>507165624 (OP)
i realized that the only reason they mobilized the police and national guard is because they thought there'd be violent protests to the Iran bombinb

>>507175870
The shockwave didin't induce rope smoke those are rockets they fire before the test which exhaust gets illuminated in the bright flash.

>>507177286
Retard

>>507166042
Don't let this get to your head, but you're probably the funniest meth head in slab city, Wayne. I voted for you because, somehow, all the other candidates were more retarded/brown/female.

>>507165867
No signal interference, that was just a really big boom.

>>507177120
They will

But were against mass survelliance thus will change the tone making it pointless

this is a livestream from tehran, 5 different locations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJbgOy7KerA

>>507165624 (OP)
What's every cunt sperging out over, i've been sleepin'. Nvm, looks like the happening thread from Thursday was unironically accurate

>>507165867
that's Syria you dumb mutt (actually you're a kike)

>>507165867
not iran and not a nuke

People be acting like everyone on the planet wouldn't' know a nuke went off in 10 minutes.

>>507177418
Actually he’s right…

>>507177286
You’re right, I just looked into Upshot–Knothole Grable and they did fire tracer rockets before the test.

The more you know.

>>507177782
>What's every cunt sperging out over, i've been sleepin'.
Bottom line: This planet is Bozrah, not Earth.

Read this post...

https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856
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This planet is not Earth. It is Bozrah.

Earth is another planet about 75,000 light years from here, whereas this planet is merely an impostor planet that calls itself "Earth." Big difference. And trust me, I know how to count to 10 seconds, ACCURATELY. What used to be 10.00 seconds (for me) is now a whopping 15.00 seconds! If you don't believe me, see Matthew 24:22 and Revelation 8:12. For the natives, though, the speed of time here has always been the same.

If you are a Bozrah native, you are in serious trouble. The people of this planet must acknowledge that Bozrah is not Earth and that Jesus is coming to destroy it. Otherwise, don't expect God to save you.
============================

>>507175870
You fucking retard: DIGITAL!!!
Every nuke video you've ever seen was on celluloid chemical coated and processed film. You don't think digital sensors can compensate for absolute everything you think gamma rays do to video?
Fucking retards.

>>507165624 (OP)

There is a santa claus. Imagine that.

>>507174082
If this happens for real retards will take their phones out and see their own bones through their skin just like the japan people that was covering their eyes with their hands amazing.

>>507165867
bruh that's the Tartarus seaport in Syria. From 2024

>>507180762
*tartus

>>507165867
Not my mushroom cloud

>>507179385
The fuck are you talking about? The long flash? That’s from the chain reaction.