Thread 507177767

>excuse me goy*ahem* anon
>you have been drafted to serve in the war in iran
what do?

Sorry but I identify as a tranny or something

>>507177767 (OP)
Shit and piss myself while screaming nigger

>>507177767 (OP)
What's the get you faggot?
>>505177777

>>507177767 (OP)
I'm already stationed in Singapore you can't move me to iran

>>507177767 (OP)
Laugh, because I'm too old for that shit

Im a type 1 diabetic.

It's both a blessing and a curse. But mostly a curse.

>>507177767 (OP)
inform them I am not participating and politely and firmly ask them to leave for their own safety

>>507177767 (OP)
Nobody answer this. they are recording responses and geolocating to your position so that if and when the draft happens, they can send heavily armed personnel to problem houses for safety reasons.

>>507177767 (OP)
HOLY SHIT! You mean you're going to give me a GUN and pay me to shoot BROWN PEOPLE!

>>507177767 (OP)
IDK but i suspect it tho

>>507178117
just scream nigger and they'll leave

they don't want that in the modern army

That will depend on if they attempt to leave peacefully or not.

Which will additionally dictate if they leave on foot or in a box.

Death to ALL tyrants.

>>507177767 (OP)
I'm sorry fellas, really bad timing here. You see, I already died for Israel at the office. Sorry I can't help you, but keep me in mind for the next war the kikes start.

>ied explodes

Mission complete.

>>507178215
Just crank this on the stereo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

I'm 200% nigga.

>>507177767 (OP)
>Come on in officers, the door is open

Real American patriots who voted and posted for trump will be the vanguard

>>507178164
BASED

I'm joining the army tomorrow!! LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY

>>507177767 (OP)
I’m not home right now. I’m out returning some video tapes. Dumb ass zogbots fall for it every time.

>>507177767 (OP)
sorry I'm high. now, fuck off

>>507177767 (OP)
>what do?

So suddenly /pol/ is against government agents snatching people off the streets to deport them to foreign countries, interesting...

honestly, if I were eligible, I would go.

>>507177767 (OP)
No thank you I don't serve israel

>>507177767 (OP)
I'll happily join the army.
You are a bitch if you won't be ready to die for Israel.

>>507177767 (OP)
The draft in all cases has been proven to be ineffective.

>>507177767 (OP)
>Respond:
How though? I've already been kicked out of the military twice before age 20. Surely your 'intelligence' knew that. Also, I'm pretty sure you don't use the ACU pattern anymore, so both of you """soldiers""" can get away from my door-step.

>>507177767 (OP)
I'm sure you got that war all by yourselves.
Isn't that right Slugger?

>>507178532
need it or keep it ?

>>507178722
glowie

>>507178164
>>507178722
Hell yeah brothers! We will btfo the sand niggers epic style!

TO THE LAST AMERICAN

>>507177767 (OP)
Leave me alone, I'm too busy fapping to this anime cunny.

Anyone have that pasta from the japanese poster that said what to do if these people came to his door drafting him?
>pic very related

>>507177767 (OP)

> 30yo, born 1995
> in Army 2013-2018, got out after one enlistment
> office job in the US not combat, but related to the Middle East
> redpilled during my enlistment
> right after Suleimani was assassinated in 2020, I got a vague call from my local base telling me to be prepared to show up for some drills, call never came
> IRR time expired a few years ago, I'm not in the inactive reserve anymore, in grad school right now

These bastards aren't putting me back in uniform, I'll burn any orders to muster.

My sentiments go out to the young Iranians who might have to fight for their country, like their fathers and grandfathers did in the 80s. And go fuck yourself Agent Smith-Chitwood, I don't care if you have my IP. I'm proud to be on your watchlist.

>>507177767 (OP)
Go fight for G*d's chosen people

Dude, if Uncle Sam needs your help, stop being a pussy and fight for your country.

>>507181032
No.

>>507177842
The 2A jumpscare.

>>507180062
sandnigger

I will not sell my soul to child murdering zionist Jews.

Martyrdom is preferable. If you send a zionist Jew draft officer to my door:

I will open their throat with a knife. If you send two, I will try to kill two. If you send three, I will go for three.

If you send door kickers from the DHS or what have you, I will square up and make a stand for the orphan and the child martyrs.

I do not care if you have armor, guns, drones, armored cars, I will stand for my people and my Lord. To betray my people is not an option.

>Military police
You have no power here

>>507181032
We need to fight for white women like her.

I'm so proud of being white, shitskins can never connect with a white woman like we white men can. Only by showing them dead shitskins, does the white man earn the right to impregnate the BEST of white women.

>>507177767 (OP)
>what do?

>>507177767 (OP)
The legitimacy of draft officers is fundamentally questionable when examined against the foundational legal principles of the United States. The Constitution is the supreme law of the land; when a government implements a mass surveillance state in direct violation of constitutional protections, it undermines its own legal authority. Under such conditions, compulsory military service (the draft) cannot be seen as a defense of the constitutional republic, but rather as a mechanism historically used to wage aggressive wars — often with devastating humanitarian consequences.

Following events such as 9/11, public trust in the political order has sharply declined, especially as long-standing cultural and demographic shifts have been perceived by some as being driven without public consent. Many now argue that the United States is under a form of soft occupation — not by foreign powers, but by financial institutions and corporate interests tied to central banking systems. These entities are seen as having overlaid themselves on top of the original constitutional framework, distorting its intent and eroding democratic accountability.

In this view, the tools for resistance are those originally enshrined by the Founders: the preservation of individual rights and vigilance against centralized tyranny. The modern misuse of democratic processes to legitimize systemic control is seen not as an evolution of governance, but as a betrayal of the republic’s foundational principles.

>>507180963
Same here. I served from 2013-2021. I deployed twice to Afghanistan. There is nothing they can do to ever get me back into that shitshow that is the United States Army. I have nothing to gain by fighting for the United States government. I have more to gain by fighting against it! Nothing will change my mind. Can’t buy me, shame me, or threaten me. I have nothing left but my life. And I won’t waste it fighting another jewish war. If a draft is called. I will gladly wage war upon the country of my birth. Because fuck the jews. Iran is not the enemy.

>>507177767 (OP)
"No. Lets go to jail instead."

>>507177767 (OP)
Let's just everyone take a deep breath.

>>507177767 (OP)
US doesn't accept conscription anymore, unlike what Israel shills.

>>507177767 (OP)
If they can make it through my house to find me

>>507177767 (OP)
Fair enough, Israel would do the same for me.

>>507182947

Good luck fren, fuck kikes. I hope you got all the disability you could from the VA and you're using that VA land loan

>>507177767 (OP)
I will thank them and sign up, do the training as they ask, and when the time comes to deploy, I will deploy. If we see combat I will use the training I got to fight back.

Why? Well why not? It's not like peacetime is particularly enjoyable. We all just want to have a good life right? Wartime is not a good time for many, and for most it's hell. But to say that war is pure hell for everyone would be lying. There are some people who quite enjoy it. Most famous would be Jack Churchill who enjoyed WW2 so much he started styling on people by getting kills with old weapons, including getting a confirmed lowbow kill and a confirmed sword kill. He wasn't the only one, I read newspaper clippings of British vets after WW2 and it was surprising the amount who said they enjoyed it and don't know what all the fuss is about (said in regards to complainers). And it wasn't just WW2. In Vietnam US soldiers are noted for having enjoyed themselves. Not conscripts obviously, but guys who willingly signed up didn't always have a bad time. And it's not like any of what I am saying is outside of historical president. The trend of hating war and considering it bad is extremely new, it's all post WW1 & 2 culture. Before the world wars the grand majority of men liked going and considered it just a dangerous adventure or a rite of passage into manhood.

So why the hell should I be against it? Sure the casualty rates of war are far higher than than they were pre WW1. But so what? Death just means you don't have to be alive anymore. It means no taxes, no more woke shit, no more government. You do believe in your own religion right? I do. I can't find much negative about going to war aside from the obvious in being wounded, and to avoid that, just threaten the medic and make sure he absolutely knows you'd prefer to bleed out over being a cripple.

>>507177842
you wont do shit

NIGGER HEIL HITLER

Give them both arrows to the knees.

Fell for it Again award.

>>507177767 (OP)
>living some place where people can easily come to your door
lol lmao even

>>507177767 (OP)
>Oy vey, goy! Did you mistake me for a gentile? Take me to your superior, now!
>"Oh that's alright sir, You have a good day."

Works every time