Thread 507179130

Is he going to make it?

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/donald-trump-fans-fear-dementia-35378325

>>507179130 (OP)
Takes a piss at his desk without even whipping his dick out because time is money. What a chad.

>>507179130 (OP)
>dot co dot uk
lol
lmao

>>507179392
>be you
>talking to trump
>he's shitting and pissing
massive chad energy

>>507179130 (OP)
Biden was worse Biden couldn't even ride his bike without falling off. At least we have a president that is not as bad as Biden.

>Trump has dementia
When did you realize everything the democrats say against Trump is actually them just telling on themselves?

>>507179607
But still considerate enough to not have the jannie clean it. He just throws the full bags at homeless Mexicans out of the window of his limo.
Did you know shitting yourself for a week saves enough time for a round of golf? Great for business, the best.

>>507179654
Can the orange fag even ride a bicycle?

>>507179130 (OP)
It's an Israeli dick shocker. All US presidents have been required to wear one since the Obama's.

>>507179130 (OP)
He's 78 years old. Literally an elderly man. What did you expect?

>>507179130 (OP)
>You can't make fun of Biden falling over, maybe crapping his pants, or being mentally inept.
>LOL DRUMPF POOPED HIS PANTS WHAT AN OLD!

>>507179859
>Noooooo you can only make fun of Biden
Grow up kid

>>507179859
>>LOL DRUMPF POOPED HIS PANTS WHAT AN OLD!
HE WASN'T EVEN IN WALMART!!!!!

>>507179786
goddamn that's based. he should move up to throwing them at heebs in jew york

>>507179859
>Directionbrains are all hypocrites filled to the brim with double standards
Yes. Horseshoe theory is real.

He probably has some hilarious farts. When you're that old you don't even realize it and people around you pretend not to notice. I remember my grandmother would get up from the table and head into the kitchen after dinner and she would just rip the entire way. She would have been horrified if she knew.

>>507179130 (OP)
It's AI dude. I bet you think the Earth is a globe, too, faggot.

>>507180162
I don't know about "hilarious"
People seem to be suffering in his presence

>>507179130 (OP)
brown hands typed this

>>507179778
1998

>>507179787
He can win two terms

>Elect Dem geezer that can barely spit out a full sentence
>HES RUINING OUR COUNTRY AAAAAAAA
>Elect Rep geezer that has lost bowel control
>What a chad, uhmm based?
So hypocritical

>>507179130 (OP)
What has dementia got to do with catheter?

>>507179965
No he saves the biggest bags for his NYC real estate dealings.
>DUMPS MASSIVE PLASTIC BAG OF SHIT ON TABLE IN CHABAD BACKROOM*
>Hi Avi, one day can you believe it
>You know what it's like
>You do do big poos right Avi?
>My mother God bless her soul said
>You know Donald only people who do big poos, the biggest poos should be in NY real estate
>Lots of people think they got a shot but people who do small poos belong in FL.

What's this got to do with this new development you wanted to talk to me about?

>You know a vegetarian diet is kosher right?

Yes

>Vegetarians do small poos, Hitler was a vegetarian don't you know, really bad people.
>He really didn't like the Jewish people, he thought they did small poos too.
>I think that's a little unfair Jewish people do medium poos.
>Do me a favor look at this bag, it's bursting at the seems You think anyone else could flll that in a day?
>not in a home depot car park chance full of Mexicans can any but me work that hard.
>Really hard I even had to work some of it out with a pencil on the way here.

What's that got to do with the bidding on that building

>Big pipes, for big poos the best pipes for the best poos. It's natural that someone who does big Poos gets the bid right?
>My Poos are so big that the frictional force transmuted my toilet to gold.

Mr President Why do the secret service appear to be unloading a U haul van?

>That? That's my morning poo bags Avi. You're not listening I need to bring more to the table obviously.

Um n n n no Mr President that'll be fine thank you for the poo good day we wont be bidding.

>>507181420
Bump because that took me a good 10 mins.

>>507179130 (OP)
I don't know of anyone that would wear a piss bag that far down on their leg. It is usually on the belly area or upper thigh. But the legs move around too much for a safe and secure bag placement. If it were the low on his leg, it would get bumped every time he sat down and risk a rupture.

My guess is that is a knee pad that got turned around in the event he needs to drop to the ground again like he did in the first assassination attempt.

>>507181942
The weight of a full bag is enough to make it slide down over time.

>>507180376
That's fake and gay but I'm sure he farts without realizing it

>>507179778
>When did you realize everything the democrats say against Trump is actually them just telling on themselves?

When did you realize everything The Jews say about ANYTHING is actually them just telling on themselves?

FIFY

>>507179130 (OP)
No, J.D. Vance will be President soon

>>507179654
I just wish for you guys to enjoy radioactive fallout or to simply sink into to ocean and dissapear. Literally Satan, the country.

I'd be surprised if Trump makes it through August

>worst interpretation
Maybe he does this because he has no time to even take a fucking piss, the world is going to fucking pieces. Every minute of his life is nothing but work.
Also he's old.

Vance take over and the US breaks apart... the Southwest, including California, reverts to Mexico during the Civil War

>>507179922
Swedefag, retard, media never made fun of Biden. That's the point. They defended his geriatric diaper ass up until the 11th hour.
Get better at ESL, you have enough time to do that while Abdul rapes your daughter.

>>507182660
>Noooooooo it hurts my feelings
>p-please s top

>>507182620
>he has no time to even take a fucking piss
No President has taken more time off than Trumpo.
Trust you me, he has time to take a shit outside his diaper

*After Vance takes over, the US breaks apart... the Southwest, including California, reverts to Greater Mexico during the Civil War (backed by Russia/China)

>>507182897
Silicon Valley basically stops being US territory, and interesting things happen to certain billionaires

after Trump dies, MAGA Maoism turns very red (and turns on Vance)

Towards the end of the soviet union jokes about the advanced age of the premiers became common. Writers in ancient times noted an increasingly geriatric ruling class being symptomatic of a dying empire. Now we get to choose between two octogenarians to make decisions about a future they won't be around for.

>>507179130 (OP)
and where is this supposed catheter? My father was younger than trump, had one installed in the same fashion they are assuming, and it looked NOTHING AT ALL Like this

Didn't you guys have a wheelchair president at one point

>>507183539
250 years is a good run for an empire, and possibly for a republic which died after Calvin Coolidge. The legalization of child sacrifice is the final nail in the coffin.

>>507183805
Yeah he stayed in office for 12 years, arrested people for owning gold, got millions of Americans killed in a war, and is considered the greatest president of all time lol

>>507179130 (OP)
Hillary wore one in 2016

>>507183805
I don't know. We got this guy called greg though. He's got wheels

>>507179654
I would pay money to see Trump try to ride a bicycle
I would pay double to have this take place next to a cute little monkey that already rides a bicycle

>>507184459
Let's start a fund

>>507179130 (OP)
daily reminder that we are living in AD 2025 and therefore no image or video can be trusted to be genuine.

>>507186538
Daily reminder this has been confirmed from multiple photos at different events

>>507179130 (OP)
NARROW URETHRA

>>507187984
No chance I bet his catheter tube is like a hose pipe.

>>507179130 (OP)
imagine him staring you right in the face while shitting, how can you even cope after that

I'll never understand why we keep voting for boomer fucks that have raped this country.

>>507179130 (OP)
keep the geriatrics alive forever!

>>507179130 (OP)
Every single thing you people use to try and make Trump look bad just makes me like him more
>"Look he needs a catheter"
And yet it doesn't stop him, he tirelessly works on nonetheless and it clearly doesn't affect his self-image
>"He's got terrible body odor"
And yet none of his assistants have the balls to tell him because they fear the wrath of an 80 year old man
>"He tripped on the stairs to Air Force One"
Which would have been a death sentence for anyone his age but not him
>"No president has taken more time off than Trump"
And his approval rating is still going strong and people are more behind his anti-immigration policies than ever before
You should probably quit while you're ahead, at this rate you're going to get him elected again

>>507179130 (OP)
He deserves to suffer now and suffer for eternity in hell, as does Biden, and as do all the filthy kikes and oligarchs who've plagued this world for so long.

>>507190789
>Noooooo why are you making fun of le Trumpo
You're the one who thinks it's bad, I'm just documenting reality

>>507180376
Recent batches of Aventus have been worse and worse but I didn't think they'd gotten that bad.

>>507179130 (OP)
The tube actually goes to his supporters.

>>507179130 (OP)
>catheter
>both legs
those are some splints or w/e