Thread 507183941

Fellow Americans: Do you have any draft dodging tips?

I don't tip.

>>507183941 (OP)
As a former conscript, I recommend you to cut your index finger.

>>507183941 (OP)
whatever happened with going to Canada?

>>507183941 (OP)
Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant
https://youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM

>>507183941 (OP)
ted nugent shat his pants and pissed all over himself for a week and that got him out of vietnam, right? try that

>>507183941 (OP)
Go to Canada
>>507184155
Why

Just don't let them draft you. That's it.

just say no and do nothing

>>507184469
Because you can't shoot without a finger and plus you'll get a disability check.

troons cant join

>>507183941 (OP)
Frag a DEI officer

>>507183941 (OP)
How do you know there is going to be a draft?

>>507183941 (OP)
Viva Mexico!! Together we will smash the fascist usa and west

>>507183941 (OP)
become a tranny

>>507184037
kek

I’m old, obese, disabled, and have diabetes.

>>507183941 (OP)
>Fellow Americans: Do you have any draft dodging tips?
knife

https://youtu.be/OyxZS_aWXqg?t=109

>>507183941 (OP)
Just tell them you're a tranny. EZ

no escape, you have to fight sorry it's your duty

just like to brag I think I'm in a pretty good position. I'm 30 years old my first born child is coming in a few months, I just got a job and I've talked to the gf about this and the baby will be listed as my dependent and if it comes to it we'll declare my gf an absentee mother therefore I will be the only parent that is able to care for the child in the eyes of the state

>>507183941 (OP)
>study for ASVAB
>get really high score
>assigned good position
>don't get droned

>>507183941 (OP)
https://hasbrouck.org/draft/prosecutions/us-vs-hasbrouck.html

>>507183941 (OP)
Go to Canada

>>507183941 (OP)
Say you have bone spurs
Worked for the coward DJT

Aren't trannies banned now? Alternatively you could get a tattoo that says "nigger/kike killer"

>>507185951
hell you could claim to be a tranny who's too poor for the surgery

>>507186168
they'll expect you to at least be on hormones

>>507183941 (OP)
It's antisemitic to dodge the draft, my fellow goy!

>>507183941 (OP)
Jehova's Witnesses are exempt from military service. I assume jews are, too, but they might have a way to check it.

>>507186274
shit didn't think of that

>>507186274
You can get the hormones then just not take them.

>>507186530
they'll see that you're obviously physically a normal male and check your hormone levels

>>507183941 (OP)
We are fighting for our country. The war is here at home. Stay on guard, stay vigilant, remember the enemy. Stay in control of your emotions; don't get swept up in some story about how you JUST HAVE to go die on the other side of the world. If there's a fight to be fought it's right here at home so hunker down and fortify your shelter, grow your food, breed your wife, hone your body, and stock your ammo. When they come for you and yours (and they WILL come) you have to be ready. This leads to a higher quality of life, a stronger community, and more power and sway over your life and homeland.

Who doesn't benefit from this, though? jews. jews who want you to join the army (Oh, you've just GOT TO! You're life won't be complete otherwise!) and sacrifice your life, your home, everything you have here to just be put on the back burner so they can throw you through the meat grinder with no guarantee you'll ever come back and that if by some miracle you do that you very well may not be yourself or even capable of moving anymore. And what are they going to do when you've left your home unattended? Why, let all of the rats and rapid dogs in to destroy everything you love and ruin any semblance of what you thought you were fighting for, of course! They want to send you to the other side of the world just so you won't be here to defend your friends, family, and home while they make their move. No, if there is a fight to be fought the fight is right here in our home, never let them convince you otherwise.

REMEMBER: No matter how intense it is, no matter how much shit hits the fan, no matter how integral, necessary, or pressing an issue it is, no matter how much damage it will cause them or progress will be irrevocably lost the jews WILL NOT EVER go to war if it WON'T kill White Men.

>>507184163
>>507184469
>go to Canada

Sure if you want to live in what was formerly a first world country. But after awhile you might prefer a wardrobe) warzone

>>507186530
He could photoshop himself as really muscly and say that's what he looked like before the hormones

>>507186530
they might ask for a blood test, or worse physical results.

>>507183941 (OP)
there won't be a draft when the middle
east is radioactive glass

>>507184414
My dad used to play this song for my family every Thanksgiving. Good times.

>>507186581
They won't have the capabilities of checking right then and there. It has to be run through a lab. Just get a dress and the hormones.

Honestly, though, if they start drafting people I think they'll go after all White people with prejudice. It's better to start modifying your walls, doors, and windows to withstand a siege and stock up on self defense. Better to go out like Butch and Sundance than being thrown into a meat grinder.

Remember: if every ONE person takes ONE out, they will run out of draft officers and press gangs before they recruit even ONE percent of their goal and they will give up. It's the Rule of Ones.

>>507183941 (OP)
I’m just not going

>>507183941 (OP)
Just don't go nigguh

>>507183941 (OP)
When they show up to your door, just do a 360 and walk away. Simple as.

>>507183941 (OP)
Be too old to fight but not too old to fuck the zoomer bitches left behind.

>>507183941 (OP)
Have a criminal record or history of mental illness. They want the cleanest goy cattle they can get. If they know you don’t like to listen to authority, you’re not lamb slaughter material.

>>507183941 (OP)
Become a tranny? In sorry I don't know any other way than mental illness

>>507183941 (OP)
be openly racist, they won't take you. ez pz.

>>507183941 (OP)
When the draft comes, dodge it.

>>507183941 (OP)
convert to Judaism

There's not gonna be a draft

Buy a temporary tattoo of a swastika and apply it to your forehead when the recruiters start door knocking.

>>507187668
Opposition to a draft is the one thing that could unite MAGA and leftists. It’s beyond a political death sentence. A war with Iran itself dooms the Trump administration but adding a draft to that? It would be political backlash on a level you haven’t seen in decades. Iraq was the end, they’ll never sell a middle eastern war again.

>>507183941 (OP)
Work in medicine and make sure feds and weapons contractors require vacines to work

>>507183941 (OP)
Say "no" and ignore them. They're like debt collectors, the worst they can do is fuck with your credit rating, maybe try to take you to court, but even then it's low odds.

The only tip you dodged is the tip of your dick, you fat amerinigger
To war you go, golem.

>>507187929
>Opposition to a draft is the one thing that could unite MAGA and leftists.
There really isn't going to be one though. It's not the fucking 60s with unified media messaging, and the most unified messaging is left-wing, anti-military.

>>507184037
Bitch ass nigga

>>507188089
Everybody shit their pants, let them lead you up right to the point where you have to give your signature and just start faking a seizure and shitting your pants, they might go so angry they start beating you but it will be so fucking funny

Hide in the attic or something

Just jerk off in formation. You’ll be out in no time.

>>507183941 (OP)
Yeh
Kill all Jews
No more wars

>>507183941 (OP)
i had a neighbor who was drafted in the late 60's. he started fake sleepwalking during basic so they sent him home. another vietnam draftee i knew spent a month being a hobo before he showed up. kept running away from them and then spewing schizobabble when the brought him back. they decided he wasn't right for the army.

It won’t matter what you do , your going.
You’re not meant to win , you’re just ment to die.
This is the great culling

>>507188844
>This is the great culling
Giving people the option between dying and... dying is uh... really stupid

>>507183941 (OP)
Dodge?

>>507183941 (OP)
Trump had bone spurs to avoid the military. Maybe you could too?

>>507183941 (OP)
I predict a wave of trooning outs, because it's the perfect way to bullshit yourself out of the draft.

>>507183941 (OP)
Hello newfag, the tip is poo + pee = no draft for me.

>>507185278
Agreed.. you don't even have to be gay.. you can be a man dressing like a lesbian. Bruce Jenner did it

They are screening for gender dysphoria.. not how many same sex cocks you.
gobble.

It will be so ironic if ppl do this..

>>507189100
Yeah and you'd even have the bonus of telling the truth in good faith

>>507183941 (OP)
When they pick you up, call every person you see a nigger and they'll be forced to dismiss you.

>>507184037
for me its 2 bucks max

>>507183941 (OP)
>>507187549

>>507183941 (OP)
Just get shot in the eye with a bb gun, lose the majority of your vision in said eye, then fast forward 20 years. I promise you, every recruiter of every branch will stop taking your calls.

>>507183941 (OP)
I'm 39, not my problem

do nothing they can't even deport illegals they aren't drafting anyone

>>507183941 (OP)
You can always sit it out like Ali did during Vietnam.

>>507183941 (OP)
Swastika tattoo on the middle of your forehead.
Nazis aren't allowed in the army.

>>507183941 (OP)
Go down and join the Coast Guard if they announce an imminent draft.

>>507190506
The illegals are here to replace the people who get drafted and sent off to war. Those chickens arent going to pluck themselves during wartime.

>>507183941 (OP)
Leave the country. Make sure the country you go to is hostile to America and won't hand you over.

Also, make sure that the country you go to knows you're a draft dodger and not an American glownigger.

>>507183941 (OP)
Be on meds, adderall especially

>>507190423
>laughs in Ukrainian voluntary recruitment videos

>>507183941 (OP)
>Do you have any draft dodging tips?
That depends can you cross your eyes at will? I plan to exaggerate my lazy eye to it’s full potential and possibly act a bit retarded.

>>507184163
We don’t want to be surrounded by Indians.

>>507183941 (OP)
Kill recruiters.

>>507184639
can't you just use one of your other many fingers?

>>507187929
lols neocons will take back the reigns and the right will be pro war again, dont be dumb. theyll likely do a false flag on americna soil to get the do-gooders to line up and enlist.

>>507183941 (OP)
Is it true you dont get drafted if your eyesight sucks? and I dont mean legally blind if so then just wear glasses and screw up your eye exam how are they gonna know?

>>507183941 (OP)
be brown
alternatively hop on first flight to somewhere cheap and hunker down

>>507191135
Most guns are designed for the index finger (so called Pistol Grip) and holding those with your middle finger being the shooting one for example is going to a)leave less fingers on the grip, and b) won't let your thumb rest on the other side of the grip as it'll be too high. That means your shots are less stable, meaning you're less combat effective, meaning they'd rather take a hobo with all his fingers on than you.

>>507191418
No, as long as your vision is correctable with prescription lenses you're allowed.
Of course, if things really get bad enough they will start loosening the rules.

>>507185372
30 year olds cant be drafted anyway

>>507183941 (OP)
Bone spurs. Worked for the fat fuck trump

>>507192182
Maybe not in the first round, but max age will likely be the first rule they change when they start running low on warm bodies.