AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507215936 (OP)
WOAH. This will show Israel!!

>>507215936 (OP)
i wipe my ass with the quran

>>507215936 (OP)
B A S E D

>>507215936 (OP)
>they have finally dropped the "our enemies are Zionists not Jews" larp

>>507216083
anything to avoid spending money on toilet paper huh jew

>israel conducts intelligence and bombing coordinated operations
>iran shitposts as a response

"thought and prayers" is more effective. NO ONE will ever take these niggers seriously anymore

why do people keep posting this random ass twitter account with an $8 blue check and misspelled handle

>>507216083
based

>>507215936 (OP)
How will Israel ever recover?

>>507215936 (OP)
It's happening, they went to the bunker of Israel's destruction!

>>507215936 (OP)
Remind me why I’m supposed to hate Iran again?

>>507216130
lmao

>>507215936 (OP)
They sure have a lot of twitter accounts.

>>507216123
Good. All jews are zionists.

>>507216220
Here's how mossad intel actually works:
>invite iran to peace talks meeting
>say you're running late
>blow them up

>>507216256
because they're all talk and no action. They could be Israel-controlled opposition for all we know

>>507216162
Why does this "random ass twitter account with an $8 blue check and misspelled handle" have 600k followers?

>>507216220
Yes Jews have ever single text and call monitored by AI, ready to be kicked up to a human

>>507216292
That was hard to watch

>>507216162
I bet OP is the owner of this account. Why would the Iranian Military use /pol/ memes.

>>507216130
Based mountainigger

>>507216130
Kek

>>507216130

>>507216326
because people are retarded

>>507216130
lol

>>507216453
>Why would the Iranian Military use /pol/ memes
Have you considered that /pol/ is a propaganda board and that most "/pol/ memes" come from underpaid agents of various governments doing their jobs?

Based negress

>>507216292
>webm is named baseball
>she has a atletico madrid scarf
nice job outing urself paco there are no caucasoids left in america

>>507215936 (OP)
So they are going to fight themselves, got it.

>>507216130
gottem

>>507216905
2 days :)

allahu akbar bros, our response?

>>507216162
>jew memeflag pretending botnets don't exist

>>507215936 (OP)

>>507215936 (OP)
Clearly the problem is AI, we need to ban it ASAP!

>>507216313
Downside to this is that no one will agree to peace talks ever again.

>>507216797
Al hamdullilah my fellow muslim

>>507216130

>>507217887
God willing!

>>507215936 (OP)
Based based based

>>507216083
KikeGOD I kneel

>>507216083
We're similiar in some kind

>>507216130
Armenia has nukes apparently

>>507215936 (OP)
To be fair, an Iranian propagandist probably understood that using the "Happy Merchant" would make incels on 4chan clap for the Iranian movement.

>>507215936 (OP)
They think they can win the war on twitter. Pathetic

>>507216009
SEETHING!!!!

>>507215936 (OP)
nice

>>507216130
made me chuckle, nice

>>507216130
Churka, calm down, you're in safe now(til' you go out on the street)

>>507218367
seething vatnik kike

>>507218332
Oh we were played again! Would have been much more sensible of us to support black worship, bowing down to Chosenites, eternal pride parades, DEI (i.e. DIE Whites) and infinite immigration

>>507215936 (OP)
Merchant will become mainstream

>>507216130

>>507216083
gramps made you guys into soap and washed his with yours

>>507216130
Lmao

>>507218565
There would be assisted suicide programs for white people by now if democrats had won.

>>507215936 (OP)
Is this state controlled account? I don't remember and could be wrong, but it might be a first happy merchant post to be posted by a state account.

>>507216123
They have jews in Iran too.

>>507216083
BASED

>>507216220
It was shitty bunker if it could be destroyed by an air strike

>>507216130
lel, Moishe BTFO

>>507216424
whats how all white males are like thats why white girls go for bbc

>>507217715
>implying npcs don't just forget in 3 months
>implying worldwide MSM doesn't damage control in favor of israel

>>507215936 (OP)
Based official Iranian merchant saved

>>507215936 (OP)
whos really burning right now? yes your city is after being bombed by the almighty, the one who destroys sodom and gomorrah
bow down to the chosenites.

>>507219683
That'll show them.

>>507216130
kek show that fag who's the boss from somebody whose people actually suffered a genocide

>>507221103
they only have fantasies, but jews have reality and reality is god is on their side

>>507216130
Big keks

>>507215936 (OP)
ALLAH AKBAR

>>507221103
>>507221234
is this a bot or a retarded Christian Zionist on some military base in Germany

>>507216130
KEK
E
K

>>507216083
A dirty herpes ridden Rabbi literally cut your foreskin up with his filthy finger nails and then sucked off the loose foreskin from your tiny Jew dick and ate it.

That’s your culture

>>507215936 (OP)
>kills your top military brass and nuclear scientists
>post /pol/ memes on twitter! that will show them!
most cucked nation on earth i swear lmao

>>507221349
Its just your ordinary christcuck mate.

>>507216083
They sell talmud toilet paper anon, I thought you knew.

>>507216130
lmao

>>507216083

>>507216130
>all these (you)s
what was the joke? they would be spending money for the quran too nigger brain

>>507216130
wild ARMENIAN out of nowhere

>>507215936 (OP)
Is allah (piss be upon him) sleeping? Just nuke the kikes already fucking impotent cowards.

americans seethe when you pearl harbour them but iranians just start shitposting, nice

>>507221349
you will be destroyed in the world to come
>>507219046

>>507221642
>americans seethe when you pearl harbour them
umm no we nuked them lol
and what does iran do? "shitpost" to appeal to scared incels like you lmao

>>507216083
And we’ll use torahs to kindle the flames that your disgusting families burn over xD
Soonely doodely bitchvgwns

>>507216130

>>507216130
XD

>>507215936 (OP)
holy shit. lmfao
/pol/ could never

>>507215936 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>507218565
Kek

>>507216083
It must be cheaper

>>507215936 (OP)
why are they always trying to make jews look cooler than they are

>>507216130
oh you

>>507221349
White evangelicals are some of the dumbest, most gullible inbred race and nation traitors that have ever walked the earth. Unsure if they’re even human, or have a spark of the Divine or what.

>>507216130

>>507216873
Coming from an “Italian”, lmao, bet you’re posting from a cyber cafe in Sicily you swarthy retard

>>507216083
Based. Use Sira and Hadiths too next time, and post pictures online to cause unlimited seethe.

>>507216130
CHUNK GENOCIDE HIM LAST

>>507216130
today i am armenian

>>507216130
Armenia coming in with the BANTZ

>>507216130
fucking kek

>>507216123
Yeah wonder what's causing all this antisemitism.

>>507216130
The replies give me hope for this board
Fuck Israel, you won't trick us Jewish cunts, Wi Fi assassinate us, it is your only hope. Oh wait, you've probably discussed this with your fellow Jews if this is necessary, and you're afraid that a Jew is Jewing you rn.

Based Persians

>>507216083
>strongest israeli shill

>>507216130
>weakest armenian shitposter

>>507216130
BTFO

>>507216130
hah
gottem

>>507216130

>>507215936 (OP)
great use of ai tbf

>>507222738
Do you even know what toilet paper is?

>>507216130
Yeah

This thread is filled with
>I hate jews and therefore I must simp for Iran
why not hate both and hope they do as much damage as possible to each other?

>>507216220
Those iranian commanders should have held their meeting on October 7th

>>507215936 (OP)
Israel is a terrorist nation

>>507216130
KEK put me in the screencap

>>507216130
Include me in the cap pls

>>507216130

>>507216083
I wipe my ass with both the Quran and Talmud

>>507215936 (OP)
The quran is written so laughably bad that I literally have no idea how anyone could believe it is of divine origin

Arabs love to jerk themselves off over muh poetry yet this literally reads like something written by a fifth grader

They also pretend like being able to memorise the quran somehow proves it is divine yet literally all the chapters are written in the same title, none of the stories are more complex then a few sentences and it literally just repeats the same sentences every chapter

>>507216123

>>507224188
*style

>>507223666
>digits
shut up Satan

If Iran hates Jews, then they must be doing something right. I wish I lived in Iran sometimes, they just seem so based. Since 1970 the entire Jewish agenda has been non-stop focused on Iran, so I assumed Iran is some sort of paradise for non-faggots.

>>507224242
Plague calls plague a plague
Everyones a plague!
Rich coming from fucking islam

>>507216083
Salt so much salt.

>>507216130
LOL.

>>507224188
Look buddy, Solomon talked to ants, OK?
Also, the world was created in seven days. But i was created in 9 days in another verse, OK?

>>507224347
Both need removing from the west. One is far more powerful though and is responsible for the other group being imported here en masse

>>507216083
I hope you wash your ass after, so you don't get anus aids or aids hemorrhoids

god, or rather, the world he once ruled, has not existed for over 100 years

>>507224288
>Iran is some sort of paradise

>>507216130
bodied that freak

>>507216130

>>507216130
take the (You)

>>507216130
kek

>>507216130
Okay you got me good there.

THE X ACCOUNTS ARE FAKE RETARDS STOP POSTING THESE FUCKING THREADS

>>507223666
This.

>>507216130
Oh my god my sides eradicated

>>507216083
OK I can stand with a fren

>>507216130
>Fucking kek
Put me in the screencap
I denounce the talmud

>>507215936 (OP)

>>507216130
Oy vey, it's another shoah!

>>507221587
Assblasted kike

>>507222641
still whiter than you

I saw the nuke Armenia put on Israel... I personally don't use toilet paper, a scam, I use either cotton pads or baby wipes since they get in the crannies better.

Why haven't these sissies shot some missiles of their own yet? Is posting on Twitter their response to getting shot at?

>>507221587
Don't you realize as civs gets bombed in Gaza the last thing they were doing was praying while holding a quran. Pages of quran are littered everywhere in the rubble. Turning Gaza into rubble is literally cost-effective for jews.

>>507216130

>>507224425
>Who is the servant?
The Quran constantly refers to the Prophet Mohammad as the servant of Allah.
>It says the servant is all-seeing/hearing
Here's a quick tip, pal. Any time you see a capitalized He, Him, We, Our, etc. in the Quran, it's what's known as a "Royal We". It refers to Allah. The passage does not say the the servant is all-seeing and all-hearing, it's saying Allah is.
>There was no mosque in Jerusalem
Any place where the one true God is worshipped is referred to as a "mosque". Whether it be a building, a tent, or even a shrine. In fact the first mosque build by the Prophet was essentially just a big tent.

>>507216130
>admits the quran has less value than toilet paper

>>507226735
The kikes cyber attacked their radar systems and killed most of their military leadership. They also destroyed a lot of middle batteries. The Iranians are basically blind, dumb, and disarmed right now

>>507216130
I kneel

>>507216130
well played anon

>>507223893
It's only terrorism when the bad guys do it (those who don't support gay anal sex and big black cock porns)

>>507216130
BTFO'D
T
F
O
'
D

>YOU WILL NEVER BE A BEARDED JIHADI POSTING /POL/ MEMES ON THE MILITARY'S TWITTER ACCOUNT
>YOU WILL NEVER BE A BEARDED JIHADI POSTING /POL/ MEMES ON THE MILITARY'S TWITTER ACCOUNT
>YOU WILL NEVER BE A BEARDED JIHADI POSTING /POL/ MEMES ON THE MILITARY'S TWITTER ACCOUNT

>>507216130

>>507216130
weakest Miles Christi vs strongest Israeli twink soldier

>>507216130
Lel

>>507216130

>>507216083
Muslims see Jesus as a prophet, you seem him as an apostate idol worshipper burning in hell for eternity.

>>507216295
Soros?

>>507215936 (OP)
oy vey
I showed my wife the happy merchant the other day and she laughed lol. She also says "oy vey" all the time kek

>>507216130
Kek

>>507224188
with retarded people like women and children (and niggers and sand niggers) you have to reinforce a message repeatedly for them to understand. You can't just say it once or they'll forget, likely a sign of their race and culture

>>507216130
kikes haven't been demolished this hard on /pol/ in a while

>>507216130
Put me on the screencap

>>507215936 (OP)
Not an official iran account

>>507224146
I wipe my ass with the talmud, torah, quran and bible

>>507231620
you need to get this checked if you require that much paper for wiping your ass

now that's bloody Aryan now innit

>>507216292
It's a fake account

>>507222738
Atleast he's wiping unlike you disgusting animal

>>507216130
checked

>>507229149
It's almost as bad as not getting to be a rollerblading Afghan traffic cop.

>>507216130

>>507216130
witnessed. also lone survivor in indian plane was a british spy

>>507215936 (OP)
Unfathomably based

>>507216083
kek

>>507216130
HOLY KEK
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>507216130
That was funny. Anyways both circumcised faggots can fuck off.

>>507216130
Based rareflag post

>>507216130
heh

>>507220075
underrated.

>>507216130
based and absolutely halal