>>507219276Trump married his favorite daughter and "lovely daughter," his trophy, to Jared Kushner. This is all we needed to know where le wind blows. Imagine your neighbor's daughter is married to a guy whose childhood bed Benjamin Netanyahu used to sleep in, and you only know that detail because Netanyahu is fond of mentioning it to msm for some reason. Now your neighbor claims to be America First but he also has a "In this house, we stand with Israel" flag on his front lawn, and come December he places a large menorah decoration out front, along with a nativity scene that is gold plated and the baby seems to be missing but you don't want to pry, because he has Nest cameras in case "antisemites pay me a visit on account of my opposition to the horrendous October 7 attacks."
But the only question you have is, is your neighbor America First as he claims?
Oh, and some random kid from a couple states away tried to shoot your neighbor, the story is a little vague, but your wife baked him a pie and you both agreed he's a good and funny guy, and you even wear a big bandage on your ear in solidarity with him. On the day you deliver the pie to his house he was invited the Netanyahus for a private meal, and you notice this very same day he has removed his ear bandage and...there's no sign of a gunshot or a bullet grazing his ear.
"I know," your neighbor says, "isn't it a miracle?" "A miracle indeed," Netanyahu agrees, sizing you up. His wife inquires if your wife's pie is kosher.