>>507225104Zyklon B is delousing agent so it won't work. Masturbation machines aren't even feasible unless you want to spend all of my tax money on fleshlights and jerry-rigged power tools. Bears and eagles don't get along, regardless of what your grandma told you. Rollercoasters require years of planning and engineering so that's out. Don't even bother with corpse disposal because that's a whole different set of impossible logistics...Really, the best method is to just shoot them and leave them in a ditch on the side of the highway - but you knew that already.