Thread 507234393

I have a "No Niggers" sign outside my house

>>507234393 (OP)
Plant poison ivy there.

we need to bring back moats

>>507234393 (OP)
>thread locked
classic reddit

>>507234570
Gallows*

niggers get the fuck off my lawn
followed by a mag dump

at least thats how I dream what it must feel like to live in the land of the free

>>507234393 (OP)
Throw down some landmines

>>507234393 (OP)
you need tall electric fence

The soil called them niggers.

wall the garden with job application forms

>>507234668
why not gallows suspended over moats?

>>507234393 (OP)
add garden vandals to the list

>>507234393 (OP)
I see three promising botanists perfectly manipulating the soil such that the plants will grow stronger

>>507234393 (OP)
>punching dirt and plants with animalistic tard rage
The next generation of negroes must be somekind of hyper giganiggers.

>>507234393 (OP)
It's called a fence you retarded fucking Mutt faggots.
Who makes a garden 5 cm from the street where anyone can just touch your plants especially in a nigger zone.
Stupid mutt idiots and their silly zoning laws lmao

>>507234889
How about moats suspended over gallows?

>>507234393 (OP)
Just walk out with a gun. They are guaranteed to never walk by the house again

Their mammy is at home on her fat ass watching TV while doomscrolling on her obongophone, not giving a shit about her brood, letting them run amok and lower the property values of the neighborhood they were planted in. Watch the sheboon mammy become the best mother in the world though, when someone tells her niglets to behave. She will come swooping in like a fat ass grizzly bear with her phone recording as she repeats herself "YOU DONT KNOW WHO I IS!"

>>507235368
You're guaranteed to have their shitty mother come by later on with a squad of other niggers making your life hell though. You're guaranteed to have your shit vandalized even more.
Niggers are spiteful evil creatures, they only respect absolute crushing violence.

>>507235150
Show flag, you foreign garbage living in a low trust society.

>>507235261
You did the right thing.

Also.
>teens
Lmao those little niglets are between 6 and 10 years old.

>>507234393 (OP)
they do this cause they want to feel like back at home. its genetically imprinted in their dna. just look how their native lands look like and it all makes sense.

>>507234393 (OP)
>niglets violent attacking the fucking dirt

not the same species

>>507234393 (OP)
I would never buy a house near NIGGERS.

>>507234839
>The soil called them niggers.
They were beating the soil for being black.

>>507234393 (OP)
Put an anti-climb fence around it.

>>507234393 (OP)
shit like this wouldn't happen in an autonomous zone

>>507235970
Wait so are they based?

I hear a burning cross on a lawn deters the urban street ape.

>>507235616
>they only respect absolute crushing violence.
I guess that's what's called for then.

>>507234393 (OP)
I'd listen. Which is what no homeowner did.

teens

>>507234393 (OP)
Why are they doing that? It's a lot of efforts for nothing. What is the motivation?

>>507234393 (OP)
just a casual nigger activity

>>507235116
i go to a public pool a lot and the little niggers there are truly god awful beasts. literally every third word out of their mouth is nigga and every other word is just total brain dead gibberish. they completely lack any sense of social decorum, higher functions of thought, and they're either fat as pigshit or malnourished. none of them there with their parents of course, all dropped off for the whole day as a cheap form of babysitting (neglect)

>>507234393 (OP)
The nigger cannot stand seeing something beautiful because it reminds them how far from beautiful they are.

Wow... they are too stupid to pull em out, they are actually punching the plants...

>>507234393 (OP)
I'd plant a big blackberry hedge and spray it with poison to make the blackberries inedible.

I had spics stealing oranges off my tree so I put a sign in Spanish saying they were poison. No more stolen oranges.

>>507235150
non nigger towns rarely have fences for front yard

"An enemy has done this"

>>507234393 (OP)
nuclear mines>>507234693

>>507234393 (OP)
blacks literally chimped out on a garden bro...
really speaks volumes

Sue the owner of the monkies.

>>507234841
like a scarecrow

>>507234393 (OP)
This is white peoples fault, if they had more welfare they wouldn’t have to raid peoples gardens to survive

>>507234393 (OP)
>how would you respond
I would sell the house before more NIGGERS get in the neighbourhood.

>>507235150
>Who makes a garden 5 cm from the street where anyone can just touch your plants especially in a nigger zone.
>Stupid mutt idiots and their silly zoning laws lmao
I have a garden in my front yard. But I live in a white neighborhood.

I put produce on a table out front with a free sign because I have too much. My white neighbors instinctively know not to take all of the produce. They take some and leave some for others.

>>507235150
By fence this mud nigger means a cinder block wall with broken bottles and razor wire on top, just like in his sandbox town.

>>507236031
>shit like this wouldn't happen in an autonomous zone
That always makes me chuckle.

>>507234393 (OP)
>It aint fair
>white neighborhoods have nice stuff
>black neighborhoods look like shit
>why did the government do this to us?
>fuckin' racists!
Blacks in Detroit were whining a while back that white parts of the city and the suburbs have nice tree covered neighborhoods while black neighborhoods are barren. So a bunch of federal funds were granted to Detroit to plant trees in the yards of anyone who wanted them? The result? Blacks complaining that the government wasn't watering the trees and collecting fallen branches. Remember, these were in the black people's yards, planted there by request and for "free" using federal dollars. The blacks couldn't be bothered to even water the free trees they'd been given. The irony is that vacant lots in those neighborhoods have plenty of trees growing on them. It's only the houses with blacks living in them that can't for some reason grow trees.

>>507237017
>This is white peoples fault, if they had more welfare they wouldn’t have to raid peoples gardens to survive
Agreed, Blacks built this country after all.

>>507236074
>Wait so are they based?
No. Blacks hate blacks the most.

>>507236309

Niggers alway destroy instinctively

>>507234393 (OP)
"Teens"

>>507234393 (OP)
Niggers are why I only plant thorny succulents. I just wish I had an answer for all the machete wielding Mexicans after my succulents.

Use the camera footage, hire a private investigator to identify them, then slowly dismantle their relationships using psychological techniques

>>507234393 (OP)
evil niggers cannot create, they can only destroy

>>507237689

Maybe a little trap door type hole for a nice twisted ankle

>>507237064
God bless you, enjoy every second of it all the more.

These kids are taking out the dysfunctional families on "the world" - that being their garden. They njust need telling straight by somebody who can make them listen, but that is often much easier said than actually done.

You have to see the humanity in them, even though their humam woes are repulsive and unecessary. Otherwise both ends of the equation end up behaving like beasts.

>>507237689
On one of our fences where it's in the dark and out of sight we have a very sharp thorny plant growing. Nobody would dare try to climb over that.

>>507237807
Booby traps are illegal but natural plants are not.

>>507234393 (OP)
I'd build a trench about 10ft deep around it disguised by the garden, there'd be a jet of water at the bottom turns on from a pressure plate when the vandal falls to the bottom, this then conveniently slides them into the woodchipper that is used to make dog food for a pack of 12 hungry rottweiler's used to deter any further nogging of the area.

Realistically, what I would do is build a pond in the middle of the garden, put a fence up and have a flock of swans living between the plants as protection, they can break arms so if they're stupid enough to climb inside it becomes a real fight for their life, 24/7 livestream it to twitch to fund repairs to the garden and feed the swans.

>>507234668
Tree branch gallows

watch the parents fume when you repay them by CLEANING UP their yard because tyrone was totally going to fix the washer that's been there since '15!!

>>507234393 (OP)
>see harmless productive organism
>instinctively bash it to smithereens for idle entertainment
Nig moment!

>>507237689
White man's peril indeed.

This touches my heart. Your ingenuity at dealing with one minority group only made you the target of another, because what you (and right society) thinks of as a deterrant, is actually a thing they will walk towards in this crazy world. They are harvesting your ingenuity, your actual boundry, for their own gains.

If anything shows me how fucked "multicultural" society is, this is it right here. I screencapped your post for imfamy.

>>507235116
First thing I noticed too.

>>507234393 (OP)
Turn them into fertilizer.

>>507234671
In the usa you could never even dream of blasting an exhaulted nigger child. Even thinking of harming the feelings of a usa nigger god will get you life imprisonment or death in some states. Niggers are americans gods dare not to blaspheme them.

>>507234393 (OP)
more moni on dem programs

>>507236454
I'm sure more rap music culture will fix this

>>507234393 (OP)
Children and niggers are both considered gods in America so a niglet is like a double god. Completely and utterly untouchable class that you can't ever criticize or retaliate against. And no one will come to your defense either.

So I would just accept the property damage and never plant things there ever again.

>>507235116
With their average IQ of 85, some of them are functioning humans, some of them are dumb and some of them are the dumbest retards anyone will ever experience in their lives.

You concentrated the retards in your cities for some strange reason. They arnt some small number either. Probably 1/3rd of blacks are complete retards.

>>507237689
Try installing a scarecrow dressed like an ICE agent.

>>507234393 (OP)
What did the garden do to them

This sounds like the kind of person who champions nigs and calls you a racist.
About time their garden got some diversity.

>>507234671
There certainly are places like that, but you better have an unregistered drop gun on you or a machete and make sure the now good coon is squarely on your property, preferably with finger prints on a window sill. Some town sheriffs still give out nigger crippling bounties
Like this one in riverside county, about 30 miles outside LA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8WNMQHrwg&pp=

He was given 20k by the sheriff as well for his effort as well

>>507234393 (OP)

Threads like these once again show how sheltered you white retards have become. Those children are just playing and you can tell they caused no property damage, plus that "garden" look hideous and it was a pest risk for all the neighborhood. If it bothers you so much then invest on a fence. All the houses where I live have fences and we're doing just fine.

>>507235150
My home county had honor system farm stands
This can be done because of a 1% nigger population

>>507235150
Better not be a brit talking shit about this when your entire "housing" is townhomes - which is a synonym for an apartment - and you basically have 0 real homes in your entire country aside the very few farmers that are allowed to exist outside of your muslim towns.

Why are you planting a garden right next to the road anyway? I wouldn't eat anything that grows exposed to car exhaust fumes all day.

>>507235039
>young botanists

>>507234393 (OP)
i'd go to prison if i found some niglets fucking with my pepper garden. then again i'm not a retard who keeps their garden in the front right next to the sidewalk.

>>507240146
umm no actually britishers are allowed to have yards
bet you didn't know having a yard like this is affordable even to middle class brits!

>>507239914
What do you gain from trolling like this? Seriously. What motivates you to do this?

>>507234393 (OP)
Plant a sign that says "Dead Nigger Storage"

>>507235066

This. The crackkka colonizer can't deal with the native sustainable farming practices of people of color and yet wants to have a "native garden"

>>507234393 (OP)
Here we see a group of socioeconomic factors in it's natural habitat destroying a garden plot.

>>507234393 (OP)
catch them in the act and give them a verbal warning with it recorded. After that you know they'll do it again so shoot them with a paintball gun

>>507234393 (OP)
Are mutts allowed to seed their property with small anti-personnel mines?

>>507234393 (OP)
>teens
kek

>>507234393 (OP)
read comments
>put a sign you are being recorded
lmao cops won't do shit because they don't do shit against actual violent criminals if they are black

>>507234393 (OP)
You can just call the police and give the video to them.
Yeah, vandalising a garden is fucking nothing, maybe worth a fine. BUT, here comes the funny part. Telling your underage kids to commit a felony is a crime in almost everywhere in the world.

>>507240620
pretty sure every state has anti-booby trap laws though maybe that's only for things that injure. make it into an air canon that shoots glitter like that guy did with package thieves and it might be okay

>>507234393 (OP)
Plant cotton and put them to work. The niglets yearn for the fields.

Niglet punching the plant like it's punching a 400 lbs shaniqua on a all you can eat crabs buffet
El mao

>>507241028
kek, this

>>507234393 (OP)
I’d call the police first, and while they are on the way confront them
I did this with neighbors like this irl. It works

>>507240381
That's just the new barratt monstrosities.

Complain about it on Nextdoor then whine when the Nextdoor mods take my post down for using the words "teens" and shaming them without parental consent and then wait for a retard from 4chan to make a thread about what happened to my stupid karen ass on my behalf so I can get more responses as I come up with the perfect idea to start a gofundme for the pain and suffering my garden went through.

>>507237689
Those prickly pears are ripe. You can eat them you dingus.

>>507235150
>muh walkable cities
>muh mutts have big cars, drive too much
Fuck niggers. Get out of the cities.

>>507241650
Oh btw the 4chan retard then finds out I'm black as well but it's too late because I already reached half a million in donations by the time I do a face reveal. Tee hee

>>507234393 (OP)
landmines

TEENS

>>507237689
If the Mehicans don't steal all your prickly pears, they make an amazing juice for cocktails.
>>507239231
And my doctor yelled at me for gaining 30 lbs. How does a human survive while that fat?
>>507234393 (OP)
The right "perspective" is from somewhere in the western suburbs instead of that neighborhood.

>>507239545
the jews concentrated them in the cities. the jewish obama admin began building nigger apartments in the suburbs to diversify the opportunities

>>507234393 (OP)
They attack plants too? Holy shit niggers are weird.

I'd lure them in with watermelon and they'd never be seen again.

>>507239914
>brown hands making nigger lover noises