You were all so sure nothing ever happens chud had finally been defeated. You doubted the iron law. You must feel really stupid now, huh? Something-is-happening-cels never learn.

>A NUCLEAR BOMBING IN TEL AVIV JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
NEH(Nothing ever happens)

>>507236111 (OP)
Trips of truth and I’m up big

>>507236111 (OP)
I like you and how nothing happens so we can be safe in heaven and worship God The Emperor and God the Infinite together :)

i never doubted

>>507236111 (OP)
Iran isn't going to do anything.

>>507236111 (OP)
I kneel (unless something happens in which case I will again laugh at you)

>>507236111 (OP)
It was a poor campaign with intent of “attracting” nothing. You’re not going to dodge this battle zoomies, make sure your selective service cards are filled out and properly filed.

>>507236111 (OP)
two more weeks

>>507236111 (OP)
Let it be known to the whole world that weed in legal here in Texas now. If you're not a weed supporter, a weed stan, a weed truther then you just ain't a Christian and you need to read your Bible immediately.

>>507236850
>unless something happens

>>507236872

Nope. Nothing will happen.

>>507236111 (OP)
>THE HAPPENINGS AREN'T HAPPENING
>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING
>THE AI IS TAKING OVER
>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING
>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING
>THE RATES ARE CUTTING
>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING
>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING
>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING
>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING
>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING
>THE FAMINES ARE COMING
>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING
>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING
>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING
>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP
>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING
>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING
>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING
>THE WEST HAS FALLEN
It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?

>>507236111 (OP)
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

Both Israel and Iran have already successfully killed top brass of the other. If that’s not a happening I don’t know what it is.

>>507237318
Cia Glowie tryna convince me something happened

Glow up fed

>>507239028

He is sucking his thumb and coping. He knows nothing happened but his pride won’t let him admit chud won yet again

>>507239028
Fucking Belize. I am always suprized to see it's not an island everytime I look it up.

>>507237318
Literally nothing happened

>>507237318
And how does this affect me personally again?

>>507236111 (OP)

>>507239999
Quads of truth.

>>507239703
the salami got sliced, and I laughed a lot that day, that's a kind of happening

>>507241839

based gabagool gorging

>>507243036