Thread 507236952

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fuck you, dune coon i hope israel glasses your shitty "country"

>>507237069
>>507236952 (OP)
RINGS OF POWER

>>507236952 (OP)
If habibi blows him up live on his own broadcast i'll stop being antisemitic (for 1 day)

>>507236952 (OP)
>P-PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US PPLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE!
Sad

>>507237069
we all hope the same for yours btw

>>507236952 (OP)
they say the same 5 things in every one of these messages

>>507237181
You'll do fortnite dances and say based over and over

new ring reveal soon?

>>507237181
What would they do if he did? What COULD they do?

>>507236952 (OP)
Bump

I hope he does the entire dance routine from Rhythm Nation and shocks the fucking world

>>507237069
DIE GOLEM
BURN IN HELL

>>507236952 (OP)
this nigga will be dead by morning

>>507236952 (OP)
RAISE THE CYAN FLAG OF COPE!

>>507236952 (OP)
>leader

>>507237478
Israel would never kill their best asset

THEY HAVE INFORMATION

>>507236952 (OP)
God I can't wait for this fucker to get Mossaded live. Decades of stealing from Iranians and making them suffer got wiped in minutes lmao.

>>507237330
i remember last time they where at the brink as well and then cucked out completely after some harsh words.

> didnt walk the talk.

it was like half a year ago or so and truly pathetic.

they should just sperg out and throw everything they have at israel: they'll loose a lot themselves but at least the jew will get a bruise and black eye which will in the futur intimidate him.

>>507236952 (OP)
TWO MORE YEARS

>>507236952 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

>>507236952 (OP)
What Flag is he going to tell them to raise?

All I want is to watch a nuclear exchange between Iran and Israel that leaves 90% of both populations vaporized and the last 10% dying of radiation.
Is that really so much to ask?

>>507237550
this is the real reason for the strike, huh?

>>507237545
Tonight the night you will get nuked

>>507236952 (OP)
Iran must be hated by other Muslims if nobody gives a shit that they got bombed

STREAM????

Are they going to bomb him on livestream?

TOP IRANIAN SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW FLAG

>>507236952 (OP)
Imagine he gets droned kek. The memes will flow

>>507237687
No, the real reason is that they got a bunch of Israel's nuclear facilities info like a week ago, there was a thread about it on pol then boom next thing you know their top seniority is being surgically hit. Not hard to figure out.

>>507237785
kek

>>507237785
oh no.........

>>507236952 (OP)
>שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵינוּ יְהוָה אֶחָד׃ erofeb ni

"People of Iran, on a brighter note, we will be in the Guinness Book of World Records as "Biggest Pussy on Earth. Inshallah!!"

>>507236952 (OP)
>"we will strike back at a time and place of our choosing"
>launches a half-assed drone strike into empty desert
>"our strike was proportional, measured, and not intended to escalate the conflict"

That's it.

>>507237653
Tonight they will raise the Poets and Pirates Tour flag.

>>507237847
ya, but that isn't a fun answer.

>>507237785
lol

Are we predicting new flag colors? I'm betting on pink.

>>507237944
He wouldn't got that far....would he?

>>507236952 (OP)
Bricssissies i don't feel so good

>>507237911
zalgo meme! what a blast from the past

>>507236952 (OP)
>jews are very bad
>we will fire a few missiles
>and claim victory

>>507236952 (OP)
Digits say he will get drone'd on live TV

He will show 2 dudes fist fucking with a rainbow flag on the background take that Israel

Soon

>>507238140
wrong guy

Livestream?

>>507237069
kys kike your time will come

>>507237769
>Are they going to bomb him on livestream?
It's not live.
It's a recorded message.

>>507236952 (OP)
Lookner isn’t streaming
Happening averted

>>507238255
maybe here https://www.presstv.ir/Live

where is the link

>>507236952 (OP)
>COMING FROM US LIVE KHAMENEI
>I AM OVER HERE STROKING MY FLAG, I AM STROKING IT, I GOT LOTION ALL ON MY FLAG AND I AM STROKING IT.

>>507238214
I know but their responses will be the exact same

>FEW MINUTES BROS
>30 minutes ago
N.E.H.

>>507236952 (OP)
Senile old goatfucker making empty threats. Again.

>>507237654
The best possible outcome is not always the most likely.

>rings
>flags
>tweets
>ai videos
>twitch livestreams
What’s next?

>>507236952 (OP)
WHERE DO I WATCH FREE?

already happened and was a nothingbuerger

>>507238503
You are forgetting the blue BIC.

so what's the qrd? I am pajeet and have threads to make and shitpost for til I get the ban.

WHERE?
WATCH?
FREE?

>>507238503
Sponsorship for World of Tanks

I don't care what happens as long as no BBC are harmed.

>>507238466
TWO
MORE
MINUTES

>>507237944
poets and pirates flag flag*

Incoming reports are suggesting that israel has initiated a large missile attack targeting Irans strategic flag supply.
Iran is now powerless and is about to announce surrender

>>507238503
fortnite concert

>>507237550
NOOOO SALAMI LOOK AT FOR THAT DRONE

where do I watch the SPEECH?

>>507238503
3 days free trial of groundnews

>>507236952 (OP)
He should just rile crowds up by shooting a vintage mauser in the air like saddam. That's at least entertaining.

>>507237728
Muslims are weak pathetic cucks. Outnumber jews 100:1 yet they keep getting btfo by them time and time again

>>507237785
Westoidbros...

HERE IT COMES

>>507237654
This. I just wanna see both Tel Aviv and Tehran become nuclear glass. Fuck those people, and I hope we can finally grow up as a species after that.

>>507238732
Mutt's Law

>>507236952 (OP)
hope someone hijacks the feed and just starts playing fart noises over him

>>507236952 (OP)
is he wearing a battle jewelry???

>>507239068
OH PISSRAEL IS DONE.

>>507239068
Green light or Green flag...

>>507239119
>Iran has raised the flag of the Red Rolex

>iran is a dangerous threat
>they can't do shit
pick one

Could someone tell them to speak English beforehand? I don't speak Arab.

>>507237069
>rootless colonial mulattomutt talks about "countries"

>>507239068
The Green Light of Utter Destruction!!!

get ready for anything happening to be drowned out by those protests happening tomorrow

>>507239068
TKD

>>507239377
“sorry israel we can’t help you we have to deploy our military domestically”

>>507237533
Wake me up if he puts on havel's ring.

>>507237550
>named Salami
>can't eat pork

>>507237654
Nukes aren't real my man

>>507239290
That nigger looks really zesty.

>>507237654
samson option
if israel goes down they take everyone with em

Where's the link? Where's the speech? Where's the action? Where's the fucking RETALIATION?
I'm getting real sick of this already

HERE IS THE MESSAGE

Ayatollah Khameini has delivered a pre-recorded televised address to Iran, stating:

"The Armed Forces will make the malicious Zionist regime miserable. The Zionist regime will not escape this crime unscathed."

>>507239068
The bombs were falling last night before I went to bed, they only greenlit retaliation NOW?

>>507237550
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Give us a stream to plug into VLC Player

>>507239656
how do i view this pre recorded message myself?

>>507239656
thats it folks
thats all we are getting

kek

>>507239585
heres one a little more your style

>>507239119
Yes. The Ring of War, the Flag of Revenge and the Flag of Unrelenting Anger each gives him 25% reduction in Destruction magicka cost. Any more takes out the fun.

>>507239556
You fell for babby-tier psyop, memeflaggot.
>>507239643
I can't think of a single national capital that I'd be sad to see nuked, bring it on.

>>507239656
CONFIRMED (He was wearing his scathing scarf)

>>507239656
What a fucking tease. Nothing will happen.

>>507238503
custom tiktok filter expressing support for Iran

>>507237533
What’s the stats of each ring? +2 Str +5 Stam?

>>507239656
Iran is the most cucked country in modern history. They ain't gon do shit.

>>507239656
so a nothing burger, ffs iran is a bunch of dumb cunt musrats

>>507239696
they had to get out a lot of flags and dust them off. Please understand

FLYING RATS BTFO

>>507239848
Hit me harder than expected

>>507239068
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>507238503
A 10 second pre-video ad on youtube

Televised surrender?

Is it that we are in the western propaganda sphere that it seems like Iran did not defend itself at all?? If they could do nothing, they are defeated. Israel can just destory their infrastructure until they are either stone age or surrender.

O LAWD ITS COMIN

>>507239656

...so they're gonna launch a few missles that will hit empty fields, if they even get through at all, and then make a post addressing the UN saying their response was measured and Israel better not do anything "next time" or "else" right? Gotcha.

Biggest pussies on the planet. Makes me think they actually can't d0 anything back after the attacks they've absorbed and they have no choice but to put on this show for their fellow retards to try and save face.

>>507236952 (OP)
how do you think?
Will jews assasinate him on-air?

>>507236952 (OP)
The main weapon the Muslims use is the bioweapon of more Muslims.

I would expect Israel to be bombarded with refugees

Thank god we are on the strongest's side

>>507239696
They don't want to do it and they don't want their civilian population lynching them either. They have a very fine line they need to walk.

>>507240118
if it's claimed publicly, it's not happening. opsec and propaganda say so. at best it's performative.
now what really happens only time will tell.

>>507236952 (OP)
They are saying that the Iranians are threatening to fly the purple flag of extreme hatred

>>507239656
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507236952 (OP)
>wears black onyx ring for first time in history
do iranians really believe these talismans do anything?

>>507240320
If I were Iranian I'd want my leadership to get the Gaddafi treatment right about now. How many random missiles strikes, attacks, pager bombs can a population take without seeing the perpetrators get a black eye in return?
Fuck Iran and Israel alike, but I'd be pissed to be a civilian on either side in this shit.

>>507236952 (OP)
In here where ? WHERE'S THE LINK ?!

>>507240053
Iran's jets weren't working, probably because of sabotage. Iran retaliated instead with a drone swarm but they were all taken out by US, British, Jordanian and I think French jets. Iran doesn't really have much options apart from missiles that they've hidden in the mountains and I don't think they'll be of much more use. They cant just march troops through Iraq so I think they're pretty helpless unless they get help from more powerful allies.
>Israel can just destory their infrastructure until they are either stone age or surrender
I think it's more likely they'll force regime change. Khamenei has no heir and he's old, his command structure is fucked and his government is unpopular. There's probably someone in the Iranian government working with Israel behind the scenes so he can take the throne.

>>507240606
Respect the ring

>>507239875
once they finish min maxing israel is toast

>>507239656
>ayatollah Khameini
the love child of Khomeini and Khamenei?
in other words, illiterates should learn to distinguish these two names instead of inventing shit like 'Khameini'.

>>507240685
How can a small ass nation build a drone base INSIDE the enemy territory, sabotage all of their jets, make their anti-air disabled AND have a rat inside the government? Dont get me wrong, I 100% think the way you do
but how??

>>507241053
durka durka

>>507236952 (OP)
hes going to put on the red chastity cage of extreme anger
its over for israel

>>507237944
KC does Iran. Fucking sign me up!

>>507241066
they probably have access to all their communications and also know how to avoid their scanners.
And never underestimate the amount of treachery that is going on in a country of over 80 million people.

>>507241066
do you even know what your neighbor is doing in his basement? never mind what someone miles away, in a secluded area, is doing? borders are imaginary and unless you have a big wall with turrets every tenth mile you can't prevent shit. and even then, you can't entirely stop it.

>>507239975
praying for the pilot if true. they will torture them if they survived

>>507237653
>red flag over CUM
wow….it might be happening

>>507240606
put som respek on dat bling, mang

>>507240606
do americans really believe what they are told about iranians?
npc city up in here

>>507239895
>ironically
The Saudis were ironically backed by the west
Stalin was ironically backed by the West
The State of Israel was ironically backed by the West
Bin Laden was ironically backed by the West

Day2 of special 3 day military operation.

>>507239895
also
>longest conventional war
nigga i memba half of it was just scuds being lobbed at each other's capital

does iran seriously not have chemical or biological weapons? did the arabs just stop making that shit after saddam got taken out

OMG what will he be wearing?

>>507241053
>towelhead, towelhaid
whatever

>>507237550
Well, your suicide is now assured.

>>507237550
Two cruise missiles in the back of the head. Nothing to see here.

>>507236952 (OP)
get in where nigger? are they going to declare war or again get on all fours and ask for more jewmerican trump-daddy cock in their asses?

>>507237334
Berlin should be nuked first

>>507238140
Unfortunately this.
If they could do something about isreal, they would have done it a long time ago.

>>507236952 (OP)
WILL LOOKNER BE GOING LIVE?

>>507241714
wrong social media site retard

>>507244398
infact this site isn't even social media despite being arguable due to the entire nature of this gay platform so that makes you even gayer

>>507241714
This. I hope it's real and the pilot gets captured and tortured.

>>507237181
Why haven't they already? They attack iran all the time, they've killed like 30 nuke scientists so far, so why not just whack khomeini? What's the problem, exactly?

IRAN STRIKES BACK

ANOTHER STATEMENT SOON

>>507240819
Based catholic pepe, but moors were just muslim meds, not really that dark.

>>507237785
fuck you man

>>507237545
Oh shit, is that the Ring of Two More Weeks he is wearing?

>>507236952 (OP)
THE RED DILDO OF DOOM HAS BEEN INSERTED

>>507237544
kekd'n'chekd