Thread 507240899

lunched

>>507240899 (OP)
It's fucking nothing

>>507241094
REUTERS IS IN CENTRAL ISRAEL?

>>507240899 (OP)
HOLY SHIT I'm getting early reports that Iran has filled the missile full of RED FLAGS OF REVENGE. Israel is done for

>>507240899 (OP)
not nuclear

More drama than an '80's teen movie.

>>507240899 (OP)
Czeched for tkd

>>507240899 (OP)
Chuddah has been real quiet since this dropped

>>507240899 (OP)
Get ready for WW3. Never imagined this is how it will all start.

>>507241094
tranny namefag this is fake as of now lol

>>507240899 (OP)
>missiles launched

>>507240899 (OP)
Porkins standing by

>>507241486
Thats because youre a pea brain pin head it was obvious the maniacs in israel would start it

its prolly just zulfiqars. their cruise missiles
unless they got a bunch of em coming in its prolly just gonna get domed tho

>>507241486
I kinda did. They signaled it in those Left Behind movies. I think some Evangeliniggers got to Trump and are all in on this shit making Revelation happen, when it won't and it's going to just be a cringe destructo-fest. Fucking Jews, man.

>>507240899 (OP)
Seems to be sub-nuclear... Hamas shit level attacks. I'm actually disappointed with Iran...

After all of that...

>>507241566
you have to go back

>>507241094
I'm lunching a burrito into my stomach.

>>507241743
OMG it's Q!
Do you have operatives in Sand NJ right now?

>tripfag
ah, so it's not happening

Jordan closed is airspace

rolling for israel to divert a missile into al-aqsa so they can build the third temple

>>507241635
Oh fuck I'd never stop laughing if christcuckery is forever disproven

>>507241549
red nigger standing by for origami bomb impact

>>507240899 (OP)
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>>507241951
Most Christians recognize that everything in the 'Left Behind' series is absolutely heretical

>>507241094
Estimated time to impact: 2 weeks.

>>507241635
lmfao my mom had all those fucking movies on VHS

>>507242105
>Most Christians
Kek. Keep coping christcuck.

100% confirmed now


mods sticky this

WTF AHAHAHHAH WTF WTF WTF

>>507241879
Check em

>>507242400
just like how you 100% confirmed the SAA counteroffensive?

>>507240899 (OP)
>>507241094
BREAKING | IRAN LAUNCHES FORMAL COMPLAINT AGAINST ISRAEL TO THE UNITED NATIONS, CITING LOW CUSTOMER SATISFACTION

THEY ARE LUNCHING THEM!!!

>>507242105
Nah, Born-Agains eat that shit up.

Reports of over 100 ballistic missiles heading for Israel

>>507242508
nah theyre getting going now
they just had to figure out who tf was in charge/still alive

>>507242585
Think they'll hit leadership?

>>507240899 (OP)
all missiles have been intercepted. praise g-d

Impact in 3 minutes
>>507242684
impossible, you cant pen bunkers, most likely military and nuclear reactors

>>507240899 (OP)
Delusions.

>>507242585
>>507242545
Sure thing ranjeet

NUKE LUNCHED!!!

>>507242585
ISRAELI AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS HAVE DETECTED OVER 100 INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC WARNINGS HEADING TOWARD TEL AVIV

1 MINUTE UNTIL IMPACT

Exciting. Thanks for the report.

Any live cams?

>>507242105
evangelical christians are a different breed. "bible churches," megachurches etc

creepy as fuck inside those places. i am 99% sure they use weird frequencies in those huge sound systems they play their christian rock "hymns" over to induce ecstatic trances in people. and they totally use emotional manipulation on members to tithe their wages, give free labor, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8wnqPQoPF4

SIRENS

>>507242966
MISSILES HAVE STRUCK ISRAEL
I REPEAT, MISSILES HAVE STRUCK ISRAEL
2 EMPTY PARKING LOTS HAVE SUSTAINED MODERATE DAMAGE
AN ABANDONED WOODEN SHED MAY HAVE COLLAPSED

Inpact status?

Live. Alert. War.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ad4Qj6YDt4E?si=NdANT_6SC8WOeXwW

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

>>507242966
2 MORE MINUTES

>>507242966
nothing ever happens.

>>507241486
It started when russia invaded the ukraine and the world did nothing

Did we all die yet? Keep me posted.

>>507241094
This isn’t nukes
OP BAMBOOZLED US

Israel should hack the missiles and redirect them to Gaza

>>507241362
I’m going to save these when you’re all kvetching about casualties.

>>507240899 (OP)
Stop it
My balls can't get any bluer

>>507243312
I think they all died , hmm

>>507242966
Watching live
Not seeing any booms
Some possible interceptions

WHERE'S THE NOOKS???

>>507241094
>>507240899 (OP)
>literally who twitter account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8wnqPQoPF4
HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE

>>507242400
>goyim planes sacrifice themselves by putting them in the path of the ballistic missiles heading towards Israel
Brave pilots willing to die for the kikes.

>>507243134
WE'VE GOT HITS

HOLY at least 10 went in

>>507243344
op is a literal tripfag crossdresser
it doesnt matter
this sites for faggots
its just also the best way to get news

Multiple hits.
Bang. Bang. Bang.

I AM WITNESSING HISTORY

>>507240899 (OP)
Over 100 missiles Lunched
Put me in the screenshot Reddit Israel did 9/11 btw

>>507243418
scratch that there's been at least 1 small hit
That brief action was exciting
tkd

i see it

>>507240899 (OP)
>TWO HITS
TWO HITS
>TWO HITS
TWO HITS
>TWO HITS
TWO HITS
>TWO HITS
TWO HITS
>TWO HITS
TWO HITS
>TWO HITS

>>507242400
>Jordan
What happened to their king? that guy was pretty staunch against 'yahoo back in the day

>>507243203
Tel Aviv got hit

DO IT AGAIN, BOMBER KHOMEINI

LOOKNER IS LIVE. IT'S HAPPENING COCKSUCKA. HE AINT EVEN GOT A TIE ON. GET TO THE BUNKERS.

>>507243606
how the fuck

looks like 1 or 2 got through to Tel Aviv

Is that all? they launched like 30

>>507243475
>dead kikes and pedos
Based

100 more coming

>>507243709
>no tie
AW SHIT WE AT DEFCON 0

>no nukes
I Ran

>>507241486
WW3 doesn't start until these niggers jump in.

Told you fags. Israel will cease to exist within 4 years. Don’t make me a prophet alright you cock suckers.

>>507243824
STEVE GOT A T SHIRT ON. GET TO RAVEN ROCK!

confirmed more incoming

>>507242949
>intercontinental
>it’s the same continent

>>507243824
>>no tie
mercouris did that to me once, video with full suit and tie
holy fuck i thought for a second someone has really let the nukes go,
and he was coming on to tell us all goodbye

fucking kek

>>507243862
didnt they already grape the armenians into submission>?

The camera shook a few times and I see smoke. But it doesn't look like much damage. I mean, it is night.

>>507243983
Then why is Israel in Eurovision smartie mcfly

SUPERMAN STEVE GETTING READY FOR WAR BITCH!

Gods chosen people are returning to the promised land and killing the Canaanite filth there.

>>507243862
Bro, the rest of the Muslim world proudly stands with Israel.

>>507243475
two strikes and the first time I've seen a real interception. what system was that?

>>507243923
AW FUCK HE PUT IT ON
BAH GOD JERRY, HE PUT THE TIE ON
WE GOIN TO DEFCON -1 NOW
THE HUMANITY

>>507244045
These forced meme is spread by miggers.

>>507243862
jump in how? azeris are gonna end the ethnic cleansing?

>There are dead kikes and you're laughing
Yes, yes I am.

>>507243475
i wish i could have seen that mushrooom cloud in person, i don't know how anyone could survive such a thing

>>507243699
throwback

>>507244188
>AW FUCK HE PUT IT ON
>BAH GOD JERRY, HE PUT THE TIE ON


CLIP ON DETECTED
CLIP
ON
TIE
DETECTED

>>507240899 (OP)
Anybody have a stream like lookners but with a guy that's not a whiny kike?

>>507243475
Wow... it was nothing
>captcha tax2a

DEATH TO ISRAEL

>>507242227
LOL

>>507240899 (OP)
firecrackers

>>507244214
>these forced meme is
l2english habib

>>507243742
>>507243724

Nothingburger
Iran doesnt do shit

>>507243612
>150 missiles
>2 hits
Kek. Iran is useless

>>507244114
everyone just hates Iran, it's so much they like Israel

I don't see any dead kikes. what do?
kill all jews!

>>507240899 (OP)
Have any of you niggers realized that it's Friday the 13th yet? Or have there just been too many happenings for you to notice?

When are the moars?

>they actually hit telaviv
HEH, now thats ballsy.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
TOTAL ZIONIST DEATH

>>507244501
they either hit the AA station near the IDF HQ or the IDF HQ itself

that would be fucking hilarious man

>>507244612
we noticed, but very, very few people are so superstitious that theyd care

>>507244632
Three more flag color changes, and they will begin preparations.

>>507240899 (OP)

There is no evidence for this

Thanks Trump!

How to fast forward?

Israel status?

>>507244822
Checked
Smokin'

Hopefully Iran gets nuked now

>>507244719
Even if they hit the building and not the parking lot
Iran cant do shit

>>507244822
-1 jew for now

>>507244822
Ready to jump ship. Probably. Airport will be full tomorrow, or something.

MOSSAD HQ IS BURNING, YESSSS!!!

>>507244321
Nukes are fake. Forget about all those post apocalyptic shit.

Nothing.
Ever.
Happens.

>>507244950
well then sending missiles is of zero consequence. just chill and dont seethe

>>507244493
Fake CGI

>>507244114
zog dog governments are not the "muslim world". specially Jordan. Azerbaijan are odd af though. not only Muslims. but also shia Muslims.

>>507245120
Missiles are literally hitting tel aviv.

>>507245057
Psyop. Fake. Nothing happens.

>>507245327
just like last time and nothing happened

new wave is coming!!!

>>507245057
>fires broke out near

Why can't Israel just admit they got hit by missiles

>>507244248
>>507244016
>>507244114
Yes, Azerbaijan pushed Artsakh's shit in, but the Azeris might use the chaos in Iran to connect the mainland to their exclave. They may even sow separatism in the Azeri majority part of Iran. This would push Armenia to ally with the Persians. Turkey might get involved. The Kurds are a wildcard, they'll side with whoever they believe might grant them autonomy. These events would influence (non)involvement from Russia and the US.

>>507240899 (OP)
Fake. Psyop. Nothing happens. Crisis actors.

>>507243475
>all building still with light
boooh

>>507245327
Nothing is happening.

>>507243983
i believe they call those mid/medium range strategic ballistic missiles...intercontinental ballistic missiles are a sub type of strategic missile

How many missiles before the Iron Dome is out of ammo?
If the houthis start slinging some rockets now, it could get interesting

>>507245327
Common lousy missiles, most of them intercepted before the border.
It's not a happening, just expensive fireworks.

>>507245419
>>507245506
What are you expecting to happen?

fake missile fake iron dome fake social media

WE GOT THE OPERATION NAME

VIDEO
>VIDEO
VIDEO
>VIDEO

>>507240899 (OP)
>>507241094
cope stari. nč se nikol ne zgodi. dva tedna chud.

>>507245682
Fake and Gay.

>>507244114
>On June 12/13 2025, the US did not deploy aircraft to intercept Iranian missiles during the Israeli strikes on Iran, according to reports. The US Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, stated that the US was not involved in the Israeli attack and that their top priority was protecting American forces in the region. Israel advised the US that they believed the strikes were necessary for self-defense.

>>507245433
shiieet, like my Tower Defense games

>>507245637
nothing

>>507241214
when I worked there they used to say if there was a village with two people in it one of them worked for us

>>507245637
Rancors to be deployed.

WE ARE BACK

>>507245706
CGI Fakery.

>>507245682
uooooh kunny getting punished

>>507245706
this is from some months ago

>>507241549
fetty floyd standing by

CONFIRMED 100% SECOND WAVE IS COMING

>>507245682
>If you thought Severe Punishment was bad, just wait until you see the hit sequel!
>Severe Punishment 2 : Severe Harder
>This time, he has a plane.

>>507245682
PUNISHER IRAN

>>507245682
shouldve called it TKD

All of this happened because you keep talking shit to me online, and shit talk about God, and keep pushing Atheism. You fags have it coming. Fuck you.

>>507245682
Actual operation name: stop pls

>>507245437
Are you new here, or do you just enjoy time wasting hypothetical questions?

SEND YOUR ENERGY!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leJGbXDe1fM

>>507245856
naah it's from today chaim

This is going to be tame crap as usual isn't it.

>>507243983
>>507244089
kek

Im gonna take a nap hopefully there will be no middle east or america when i wake up

Also kikes will prob make false flags so don't go to airports/clubs/malls or very populated places

>>507246083
umm...that would be a rhetorical question

Iran reportedly wearing red socks of punishment to symbolize the imminent spilling of Israeli blood.

NUKES LUCNHED!!!

>>507246101
no, i have seen that exact same video when israel striked some months ago

>>507241486
This was literally one of three of the most likely scenarios. Lmao

>>507243724
Maybe they're getting gassed.
>this time for real

>>507243475
Sure seems like a whole lot of nothing going on.

why dont they use fighter jets to block the missiles like in air force one starring harrison ford?

>>507245682
...so no one is making a loli anime jew drawing?

>>507243709
He even wore the shirt of "Ultimate finding out" so we know shit is happening.

2nd wave in 2 more minutes

>>507246119
The only post that may save your life itt

>>507245472
>but the Azeris might use the chaos in Iran to connect the mainland to their exclave.
they really have nice oil and gas industry and watermelon farming Russians would cry if something happen to their soviet bretherens

>>507246240
it's called launched, not lunched debil pofukan nmf

Iran announced that an Israeli air-force pilot has been captured.

>>507246240
sure, my god you shitposter are literally what killed /pol/

Tel Aviv is within the Persian range. You fags can never sleep again. Haha.

>>507246403
More like 2 more weeks.

>>507246105
They will blow up a shed and call it mossad HQ to their brain dead Muslims followers and celebrate just like last time

>>507245682
>SEVERE PUNISHMENT
>only 2 missiles hit

wew lads
almost got my hopes up

>IRAN HAS NO NUKES
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

David Lunch lol

>>507246240
FUCK FUCK FUCK

ITS REAL

>>507243205
kek

Iranians now claim to have captured an Israeli female pilot.

>>507246240
I 100% guarantee you that Iran has launched 0 nuclear weapons and has 0 nuclear weapons available. This is copium by the supreme leader to make themselves look better after having had their assholes blown out by Israel.

>>507241879
its over

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eHCKU1ZWgI

Nah but really how do people eat this shit when delicious goyslop exists

AlieZ playing

https://youtu.be/ApmDVDkLLS8?si=M3LlqSQfoT2aAEfE

>>507246654
I'd sniff her feet. probably so sweaty after doing a sortie over enemy territory

>>507245565
10 to 12 batteries in the iron dome
each can hold 20 missiles at once

it has been said that in 2023 they couldn't keep up with the 2,200 incoming missiles
so likely a bit prior to that

>>507246654
Imagine if they treat her like a queen to show they supposedly respect women

>>507246654
What the fuck is she doing?

>>507246654
She'll be forced to take the BPC (Big Persian Cock)

Lookner losing his shit kek

>>507246760
god i loved some cazuela made by my granny, RIP she hated jews too.

>>507246241
um no you didn't, metadata shows today

100s are hitting the city

https://x.com/squatsons/status/1933595399828226493

Imagine the rape

SIRENSSSSS!!!!

>>507246654
how did they manage to kidnap her from the kitchen?

>>507243724
ayoo

Now is their chance to do something So funny right.
>Egypt Declares war with Israel
>Turkey Declares war with Isreal
>Yemin Declares war with Isreal
>Lebanon Declares war with Isreal
>Iraqi Declares war with Isreal
Just do it pussies.

>>507247172
Now not the time....

>>507243606
>>507243724
lmao I see it too

>>507243912
Iran couldn't even hit with a nuke even if DID manage to make one at this rate. It will get intercepted by US or UK fighter pilot and the shattered missile will spray some uranium onto Jordanians nobody cares about. Nothing ever happens

more hit the city

https://x.com/clashreport/status/1933595891522236849

The only way to stop this before it goes nuclear is for someone to send all hidden (((jew))) families locations to iran and tell em to bomb em

>>507246995
who keeps saying TKD in chat kek?

>>507247070
Beautiful.

>>507246240
might be our last night on this earth brehs...

so pretty

https://www.youtube.com/live/FKtZbdLRJk8?si=yggWflA9JSz6TWcA
https://www.youtube.com/live/FKtZbdLRJk8?si=yggWflA9JSz6TWcA
https://www.youtube.com/live/FKtZbdLRJk8?si=yggWflA9JSz6TWcA
https://www.youtube.com/live/FKtZbdLRJk8?si=yggWflA9JSz6TWcA

>>507245327
nothing will come out of it

>>507247070
Old footage
Kill yourselves

what a glorious day watching the kikes get what they deserve

Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum

>iran
>not a cuck
Pick 1

I'd like to cancel my order of a nothing burger with a side of not happening sauce

>>507247013
stop lying you nigger

>>507241549
Garak "Total bajor*n death" standing by

Could they hold off the glassing till sunday??I'm trying to nail a jap/hawaiian thicc bitch

>>507243475
Gaza was better desu

WHY NO STICKY?

>>507247657
Your order is already delivered, sir, it cannot be rescinded.

mossad HQ IS HIT

>>507247794
the mods had to leave their posts and head for the bunkers

>>507247794
STICKY NUTS HAHA

>>507247794
you know why

>>507247935
kek
tpbp

3rd wave is coming

>>507247657
No refunds on your hot air supplement.

>>507246310
The real action is going on in the celestial realm which is above the firmament.
It can't be filmed so you have to take it on faith.

prepare for total sand nigger death. iran made the worst mistake

>>507247993
No vegetarian option?

>Playing ads on live footage of Tel Aviv being hit by missiles
Jews really can't help themselves

>>507246629
I ain't ever clickin that shit again, nigger

>>507247794
mods hate me because i am trans so they refuse to make my post sticky...

His silence is deafening

why do the iraniggers always attack during 8-10 PM?
can't they be bothered to wake up at 2-4 AM?

hopefully isnotreal gets nuked

>>507243606
>>507243724

Nothing Ever Happens

>>507247925
so no more black tranny porn being posted than?

>>507247259
quintessential saudi post

>>507246952
Big smile on her face because she knows what's coming

>>507244735
notice how there was no wednesday this week

>>507247172
Wont ever happen because Jordan and Egypt government is propped up by the USA as puppet states on payroll. Turkey won't either because too far away. They might force Israel to stop flying interceptions near them maybe

Just how many waves are coming? The 1st wave actually did something but this is getting really pathetic now

>>507243475
uhhhh, kaboom?

>>507248400
this cant be real

>>507240899 (OP)
Based! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGO!!!

Serious question:
Do Jews fight wars on Sabbath? Do they have extra special rules for this like the Muslims?

>>507248218
lul

When should I start heading for the hills?

>>507247935
he he

>>507244410
soon it will be you, island dzungaria

>>507248682
Iran is basically incapable of doing anything. All they have are mid range missiles. Their entire retaliation is just lobbing missiles and hope they get lucky with a good hit. This "severe punishment" is a fucking joke. Israel wins.

TOTAL KIKE DEATH
TOTAL KIKE DEATH
TOTAL KIKE DEATH
TOTAL KIKE DEATH

>>507246654
hot

Have the second batch hit yet?

Meh.

>>507240899 (OP)
Nuke London pls thx

>>507249162
yes, third coming

>>507248320
Logic says emboldened kikes were to strike this night too. Better to launch as many missiles as possible instead of watching them being blown up like so many times in Syria and Gaza.

>>507248766
>Do they have extra special rules for this
for each Sabbath there is one golem goim nation chosen to fight jew wars so they can pray in peace.
>Hans belive jewish bulshit

So are we actually in World War III or is this a nothing burger situation again?

>>507249162
They did their best.
It wasn't much.

>>507240899 (OP)
čefur proklet a veš kaj je to webm?

>>507249360
Why do you even doubt?

>>507246654
hopefully the peasants will have their fun until the righteous arrive. judaism is truly a primitive satanic matriarchy abusing male kids.

>>507249456
this was from october
all those missiles hit dirt

DOZENS

I won’t be able to sleep tonight. Still have to clear my daily in wuwa and zzz

>>507249360
Nothingburger
Market goes up

>>507246697
too bad Russians did not gave them a few. You shits feed pissrael for 80 years, now pisscraine, why not?

>>507246697
it has 9 ready to go, if they had a brain they would use a cobalt bomb, make the land uninhabitable for the next thousand years

>>507249476
Well you never know...ah who am I kidding...

Massive explosion in Isfahan apparently.
I will concede, if Iran stops being a place, I will consider it a happening.

Christians are jEW golems, responsible for israels existence

>>507249723
>>507249750
I just got (you)'d by two Romanians back to back. Oy vey