How are you avoiding the draft, anon? My gf is going to break my leg the day anything is announced.

Im just not gonna go

>>507247007 (OP)
I dont get drafted because my country will use drones

>>507247007 (OP)
>mi6 wants a world war
No.

Bullet to the face of anyone forcing conscription.

>>507247007 (OP)
I’m just not gonna go, like the other guy said. Put me in a jail cell or whatever. There is no way I’m fighting for zog.

>>507247007 (OP)
>How are you avoiding the draft, anon
I have a gun

>>507247007 (OP)
I will go to india and burn my passport and tell them I am CEO

>>507247589
Based "Just not gonna go" bro

>>507247007 (OP)
> My gf is going to break my leg the day anything is announced
Based. Here's a guide.

>>507247007 (OP)
No draft is coming, nothing ever happens

>>507247007 (OP)
I'm an alcoholic racist anti-semite.

>>507247007 (OP)
I'm 34, diagnosed Asperger and 30 lbs overweight.

Anyone see Paul Schrader's very good "Oh Canada?" I'm going to tell them I'm a homosexual.

>>507247007 (OP)
As if you have a choice. We will send ms13 and forcibly drag your pasty fat asses out.

>>507247007 (OP)
Good plan, OP. I'm getting fat as FUCK.

I'm 50. Have fun, make it, bring back a wife from whatever shithole you're deployed to, and live off VA bennies.

Women's will be conscripted too? i would join hezbollah only to rape some anglosaxon bussy

>>507249038
No. They'll be off to Tahiti until this entire thing blows over.

>>507247007 (OP)
wtf just behave like a mentally ill person, or be yourself basically

>>507247007 (OP)
israel's soloing them u will be ok. more likely u will have to fight pakistanis in london proper XDD

>>507247007 (OP)
I already serve in the Army.

Just shit and piss your pants non stop.
They can't draft someone who lets it out relentlessly.

>>507249803
Your local gloryhole gangbang club called "KOMM HEER" is NOT an armed force Gunter.

>>507247007 (OP)
Have you seen the poopy pants infographic on how to get out of the draft. I didn't save it, do any anons have it to save our frens leg. All he has to do is be a poopy pants

>>507247007 (OP)
I will press G.

>>507247007 (OP)

>>507247007 (OP)
I am going to get my gear and sell it for quick cash and go awol and dissappear in central asia and become a nomad.

I'm not convinced that any great percentage of you are in any way whatsoever, physically or mentally fit for military service.

The military wants the best of the best. Not (You) nobody wants (You)

>>507251364

>>507247912
Connect door handle to microwave transformer. Drafter grabs door handle. Dead before they hit the floor.

>>507247007 (OP)
Draft wont work in England and Ireland m8.

>>507251364
Are they still forcing you guys to celebrate pride month and use preferred pronouns?

>Thread about wanting to dodge the draft
>Military guy points out that no one would draft your maladjusted, dishygenic ass in the first place
>Become visibly upset

You terminally online fucks are weird.

>>507252955
>Actual zogbot shill on the clock walks in

>>507253185
I was denied service in the Marines because I have autism 16 years ago, zoom-zoom. I graduated high school before you were born.

>>507247007 (OP)
pic related
But seriously, I need the opportunity to fuck shit up.

>>507252955

I'm 5'4 and a half, 118KG of pure muscle and have a very high IQ. If any military enlisted me, they would 100% have a never before seen weapon of mass destruction. Feel silly yet?

Don't worry, anons. Nothing ever happens is an axiom.

>>507255629
Why aren't you dying in a trench right now?

>>507247007 (OP)
I will just not go, simple as

My enemies will be the ones that come after me be them domestic or foreign, IDC you want to force me to do something I dont want well good luck with that, find some Beta simp to fight your wars

I am gonna go to South America and work and live in some ranch or something

>>507256322
Why would I?

>>507247007 (OP)
Just be yourself.

>>507256575
Look at your flag. You literally live there.

>>507247007 (OP)
Any sort of maneuver where you break a leg or be old or shit and piss yourself isn't going to work. When they start desperately needing people those standards will disappear or be justified away. The only way to not get drafted is to enlist (in the insurrection by cutting the draft officer in half on your door step).

>>507251364
>>507252955
Better make sure you're wearing level 4 plates when you knock on a draftees door.

>>507247845
Same here. I will be 34 next Friday.

Also diagnosed autistic who has been told he is "slow" at multiple physical labor jobs.

im an alcoholic, i just wont drink for a few days before the tests and show up there with shakes and vomiting and unable to walk

>>507247007 (OP)
just get a Far Right Hate Symbol tattoo, you know, like a pepe or a Norse rune

>>507256639
Are you trying to say that something... is happening?
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.
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But In all seriousness, I'm just exempt with a semi-permanent deferral.

>>507257495
Pussy

>>507247007 (OP)
You don't need a reason. Just don't go it.

Look

Basically I’m just not gonna go (dying for Israel!!)

I know.... UGH I know..... I’m sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just that I’m not gonna go at all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>507247007 (OP)
Lol I have a child, so I'm exempt

>>507247007 (OP)
A broken leg doesn't get you out of the draft son.

>>507247171
Rajmeet you misunderstood your government, you are the drone

>>507252955
>I wouldn't even rape you
Same energy.

>>507247007 (OP)
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

>>507258131
i fucked up my post
made a thread >>507259493

>>507247007 (OP)
Nigga just travel on foot with a good kit

Already did my time, but I look forward to the posts on here if it ever happens.

>>507247007 (OP)
>How are you avoiding the draft, anon?
I'm exempt, nigger