>>507252402 (OP)based brit wishes he was american.
>>507252535Some times I wish to be a condor with espastic colon
Is weird what people really needs
>>507252535I don't really know what I want to be...
>>507252817I have abundant head hair, small eyebrows though.
>>507252490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdBGl9ACBi4
>>507252719Californian or Andean though?
>>507253715https://geneu.xyz/
>>507253937Call it, Californian or Andean Condor!
>>507252535Well...he is an Indian, so there's that.
>>507255112Actually a weird mutt. I do like the Cree though.
>>507255100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1YKv_Pl8PU
>>507252402 (OP)half euro-mutt, mostly german, and half cree here. i fucking hate redskin retards with every fiber of my being.
>mom's a retarded drunk>uncle is a retarded drunk>aunt is fine, but ditzy>grandparents hated me for being half white>retarded redskin family mad i didn't attend their shitty hey how are ya funeral>white family treats me greatsame with my sister. our redskin side were fag retards to us day 1, so we secretly celebrate together every time one of them drinks or drugs themselves to death. fuck them and their reservation.
I can answer this, i am surrounded by them, I have spent my entire life interacting with native peoples and their culture, especially the Cree Nations of Alberta.
Basically lock up all of your gasoline and solvents, and especially anything that has alcohol.
Perfume, antique collections of '78 records (seriously they will melt them down and drink them) and especially cleaning products.
If you fuck up and they do get access to some intoxicants, never ever hit them in the head when removing them from a doorway or stairwell. It won't achieve anything and you'll hurt yourself.
>>507255765That's sad but it's good you do have support from the White side.
>>507255832They got those strong browridges that I have gathered. Thoughts on this? http://nationnews.ca/arts/a-cree-sesame-street-john-and-friends-use-puppets-to-teach-cree-culture-on-jbccs-show/
>>507257087That white lady is a clever satirist
>>507257507To be honest this is the sad joke. All the Cree in the Media/Television are Anglo-Metis by the original definition. The real ones are sadly in the county lockup for various crimes, many serious.
before white man came, land nigger, jew, tranny free
>>507252402 (OP)My gf is Cree and she is cute.
>>507252402 (OP)some of the old books I read about the anishinaabe mentioned the swamp cree were infamous for stealing people's wives/husbands
>>507258351True!
>>507258363Also True.
>>507258565Swampy Cree were always the ones traditionally into mischief. That being said there's a band of mixed Cree/Ojibwe called the Oji-Cree in English.
>>507252402 (OP)Another obvious tribe with indo European genetic undercurrent.
I think east Mediterranean.
The Cherokee have Welsh heritage.
Basically all of the civilized tribes have major indo European influence.
Big H was right about them
>>507259747Algonquians do have a high amount of R1* but likely related to Tarim Mummies.
>>507259890Still went the old Beringian way.
Nehiyaw. They aren't what they were, for sure.
>>507252402 (OP)HEY HOW A YA HEY HOW A YA? No but seriously natives who got fucked first by our overlords could have been a real uniting factor in the Neverending war. But no, they got addicted to fire water and are run by "chiefs" and "elders" as corrupt as your local police union or government overlords
>>507260579All this man says is true.
>>507260222I use the old word Nรชhiraw for all the tribes/bands regardless if Plains, Woods or Swampy.
>>507252402 (OP)Akoocheemoya we are far from sober this say. Akoocheemoya.
>>507260579It's just a parallel society ran by equally bad people as you say. Before, bandsmen were respectfully allowed to voice their opinions on the running of things before Representative Democracy kicked in.
>>507263126Which reminds me, perhaps a standard of Classical Cree/Nรชhiraw is needed so they can better understand each other's speech without resorting to French or English.