i am an american ashkenazi jewish zionist. AMA

tell us your secrets?

>>507257306 (OP)
Why can't you leave humans alone?

>>507257306 (OP)
>ama?
>ask me anything
>anything haha?
how long is your penis :-)

>>507257503
i reject your weird conspiratorial premises. i am a humanist

>>507257473
i have no secrets

>>507257517
average length

>>507257306 (OP)
I'm 6% jewish, is that enough to get access to the loli tunnels?

>>507257306 (OP)
Which eastern European country are you from?

>>507257306 (OP)
Why?

>>507257306 (OP)
Why doesn't the US gov act like you guys and actually murder the fuck out of the chemical warfare cartels

>>507257306 (OP)
How come you guys traumatize and indoctrinate your children from the day they can speak? Why continue that cycle of abuse?
Don't pretend it's not true. I grew up around jews

>>507257622
polish and german descent as far as i know

>>507257619
i reject your dumb premise. the tunnels are some weird ultra-orthodox backwards hick jew thing in brooklyn or wherever it is

>>507257665
what is a chemical warfare cartel? like you think south american drug cartels are intentionally trying to kill americans with fentanyl or something?

kind of seems like an unrelated topic but yeah cartels/fentanyl seems pretty bad, though i strongly doubt they're intentionally trying to kill americans with fentanyl. they want money and dead customers isn't good for business, for many different reasons

>>507257625
why am i a zionist? just seems like the most reasonable stance to me compared to the alternatives, and the backstory behind israel's creation seems pretty logical or inevitable given the chain of events leading up to it

>>507257922
i genuinely do not know what any of that means. what sort of trauma or indoctrination?

>>507257306 (OP)
i remember that pepe and only you use it, you are that schizo on /x/ who posted you wished you were a nigger all the time, your posts make sense now

>>507257306 (OP)
how tall are you?

>>507257306 (OP)
Is learning how to commit suicide that complicated?

>>507257922
Demons. Its their nature. Especially the chabad rebbe kind of jews.

>>507257592
>i am a humanist
That doesn't really make any sense though, does it?

>>507257306 (OP)
Where do I find myself a pair of good ol' khazar milkers?

>>507257306 (OP)
How would you feel about a Meztizo larping as a Jew because of a mystery Jewish ancestor? The Meztizo in question looks more Aztecan than Spaniard. Do you think it's desperate?

>>507257970
>and the backstory behind israel's creation seems pretty logical or inevitable given the chain of events leading up to it

>>507257306 (OP)
Compared to israel, would Madagascar have been so bad?

>>507257306 (OP)
Is this your picture?

>>507257306 (OP)
>ashkenazi
Seid ihr auch beschnitten?

>>507257306 (OP)
Do you find it strange that ashkenazi contains the word nazi? Either way, be well mr. nose, don't lobby anyone to send (more) americans to the middle east or I'll eat you.

>>507257306 (OP)
Have you gassed yourself yet?
Has anyone tried to gas you?
How many lampshades will we make from your carcass, please calculate your surface area ?

>>507257306 (OP)
How do I become a wizard? I heard Jews practice forbidden magic so you might know

>>507257306 (OP)

Did you laugh at your mizitzah b'peh when the rabbi said, "everyone knows the rule, one bite...?"

>>507257306 (OP)
I asked my coworker how he kept the tiny hat on. He told me nothing and showed me it was just put on his head. Do you think he got that I asked? I was curious because I never saw a jew before besides on /pol/.
>t. an autist

>>507257978
i have literally never posted in /x/ before and have almost never used that pepe, it's just one of many pepes i have in my pepe folder. /x/ seems horrible

>>507258057
6'0"

>>507258119
why doesn't it

>>507258114
do you believe mythological texts from thousands of years ago are real?

but yes it is true ashkenazis are pretty inbred

>>507258224
i do not care, anyone can identify as or be or not be a jew for all i care. do what you like

>>507258262
>Compared to israel, would Madagascar have been so bad?
yes, for a variety of reasons. plus if you read the plans, hitler intended to eventually turn madagascar into a draconian police state and enslave or kill all the jews on the island. it was never a humanitarian idea

>>507258238
i have no idea if that is real or not but if it is i doubt it has anything to do with what actually happened during the creation of israel

>>507258337
simply coincidental

>>507258306
i have german ancestors but i do not speak any german, only english

>>507258337
> don't lobby anyone to send (more) americans to the middle east or I'll eat you.
as far as i know the only time that happened was when netanyahu gave a speech in the US advocating for an invasion of iraq at a time when bush was already committed to invading iraq

but yes i absolutely do not support the US taking any military action in the middle east, let alone a ground invasion anywhere. that would be fucking insane and horrible

>>507257619
Hmmmmm where exactly do you live moishe?

>>507257306 (OP)
If you weren't jewish, would you be an antisemite?
Why do you come here and no go to indiachan?

>>507258645
>i have german ancestors but i do not speak any german, only english
So asheknnazis are to stupid to translate?

>>507258645
>plus if you read the plans, hitler intended to eventually turn madagascar into a draconian police state and enslave or kill all the jews on the island
Since you've read them, can you tell me where to find them?

>>507258645
>why doesn't it
Because judiasm is a racial supremacist ideology and group evolutionary strategy.

>>507257306 (OP)
Can I have $5?

>>507258645
Do you think it's desperate at least? He's ashamed of being Latino so he larps as a Jew.

>>507258773
obviously i could google translate it but why bother. i'm lazy. i assumed you assumed i spoke german, for some reason, so i just addressed that aspect. otherwise, why post that?

>>507258786
i could find a source on that in a few minutes sure. i am 98% sure i read some details about that

>>507258689
>If you weren't jewish, would you be an antisemite?
obviously no. i am not anti-any group and wouldn't be

your pic is almost certainly a confounder with liberal political belief. jews are disproportionately liberal and the numbers line up with the lib column

>>507258855
this is silly pseudoscientific nonsense from kevin macdonald

>>507258867
no

>>507258575
only like 0.01% of jews have the rabbi penis biting thing, obviously that's an insane ancient practice

>>507259234
i believe racial guilt of any sort of is absolutely pathetic and the pinnacle of cuckoldry, yes. /pol/ and far-right ideology has rotted your brain and that is very sad. accept the bluepill

>>507257306 (OP)
Should women shave? yes or no?

>>507259236
>kevin macdonald
What possible gripe could you have with his books?

>>507259236
>i am not anti-any group and wouldn't be
Not Amaleks? Not Palestinians? Not Whites?
That makes you a jewish unicorn. I don't believe you.

>>507259236
>i'm lazy
Yes you are!

>>507258786
in 1939

> Adolf Eichmann, head of the RSHA Sub-Department IV-B4, which dealt with Jewish affairs and evacuation, soon became involved. On 15 August, he released a memorandum titled Reichssicherheitshauptamt: Madagaskar Projekt (Reich Security Main Office: Madagascar Project), calling for the resettlement of a million Jews per year for four years and abandoning the idea of retaining any Jews in Europe. The RSHA, he emphasised, would control all aspects of the program.

>While Rademacher called for the colony to be under German control but self-governing under Jewish administration, Eichmann made it plain that he intended for the SS to control and oversee every aspect of life on the island, which they would govern as a police state.

so the initial plan was a bit more moderate but eichmann turned the idea into basically a nation-scale ghetto or concentration camp. then they gave up on that of course

>>507259634
>enslave or kill all the jews on the island
kay

>>507259458
>>kevin macdonald
>What possible gripe could you have with his books?
if i am not mistaken, pretty much every single scholar who's ever looked at it - jewish or non-jewish, of all politician persuasions - dissected it and considered it absurd and just dressed-up conspiracy theory nonsense and speculation, no? the whole thing is just a schizo just-so story

>>507259546
>>i am not anti-any group and wouldn't be
>Not Amaleks? Not Palestinians? Not Whites?
of course. bigotry is retarded and low-IQ

>>507257306 (OP)
Mathew Gersht(New York) is the most generous, kindhearted man I've ever met

>>507257306 (OP)
Do you believe in that Chabad Lubavitch messianic era crap about Edom being America, Iran being Ishmael and Iran destroying USA in the Gog and Magog war?

>>507258626
Since you passed my question, I guess he was mad? :(
I didn't mean to be mean. I was just curious how the tiny hat doesn't fall off. I guess I'll avoid him.

>>507259809
it's possible i was wrong about enslaving/killing, i'd need to read the original documents. if so, apologies. but a nation-wide police state kind of implies it would turn into something like that. or if it doesn't, certainly a terrible place for jews to live in and not a good-faith effort from the nazi administration

>>507259962
>Do you believe in that Chabad Lubavitch messianic era crap about Edom being America, Iran being Ishmael and Iran destroying USA in the Gog and Magog war?
no, obviously that is all batshit insane. i think that's more a christian zionist belief than anything else

>>507259970
i don't understand what you're asking really but i do not wear the hat so i have no clue what the answer to the question is

>>507257306 (OP)
why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>507257306 (OP)
I'm a fascist and I think every Jew needs to be deported to Israel, every fucking Jew should be there

>>507260146
i disagree

>>507260146
i agree, you need less nukes then

>>507260184
I agree with him

>>507260092
I was wondering if he was offended that I asked him how his tiny hat was fixated onto his head. He said that the hat was fixated on his head due to static electricity. After that, he kind of avoided me, I think. I don't know if he was avoiding me or if he was just busy. Anyway, I was wondering if it was the comment I said to him that made him avoid me.

>>507257306 (OP)
I’m a
Sikh in your eyes am I just cattle?

I’m not just a Sikh though, I’m the Sikh

>>507260266
well, i disagree with the both of you

if a jew values israel more than the country they reside in, i agree they should be deported, just as if a saudi values saudi arabia more than the country they reside in they should be deported to saudi arabia. otherwise i think your view is racist and wrong

>>507260385
he was probably offended yes. i guess the static thing might make sense but i really have no clue

>>507260413
i do not view anyone as cattle. i can be judgmental about groups of people but not when it comes to any innate or quasi-innate attribute like race/ethnicity, sex, or religion

>>507260582

>>507260582
Ah thank you. I guessed I messed up. If we are alone in the elevator, I will tell him I am sorry that I offended him and I was just curious how that tiny hat was fixed onto his head because I feel like I should slide off with the tiniest movement.
Anyway, thank you!

>>507257306 (OP)
Why do you care?

>>507260890
about what

>>507261040
>about what
That's the answer I expect from someone without a comprehension of moral worth.

>>507261546
i absolutely do have a comprehension of moral worth. do you mean why do i care about posting here? or something else?

>>507257970
Polish, german fuck off jew into the oven. At this point you are worst then gipsies niggers and streetshiters. Fucking eisenberg. Every penny fuel goes up 1000 jews shall die in lava.

>>507261701
anon i think your hatred is making you a little bit unintelligible

>>507261642
>i absolutely do have a comprehension of moral worth.
Not according to your answers so far.
I'll ask again, why do you care?

>>507257306 (OP)
If you're Ashkenazi, how come you have such poor typing skills? Ashkenazi are usually smart enough to master things like capitalization.

Is Yugioh better than Pokemon tcg?

>>507261934
>Ashkenazi are usually smart enough to master things like capitalization.
it's an intentional affect. of course i can write with proper capitalization if i choose to

>>507261906
>I'll ask again, why do you care?
i am sorry for not passing your mind game test, anon. why do i care about humanity/living/the world? why do i care about anything, in general, like in an existential sense? like what are my fundamental values? if so that would actually be an interesting question but i think you can realize the question is too ambiguous for me to know what you mean

>>507262083
yes but pokemon is better as an overall franchise

>>507262182
>the question is too ambiguous for me to know what you mean
It's a simple question. Why do you care?

>>507257306 (OP)
what is your real legal name ? address ? family members ?

>>507262503
why do you care? if you answer first then maybe i can answer in a coherent way

>>507262538
by anything i meant most things

>>507262596
>if you answer first then maybe i can answer in a coherent way
This is not my thread, son. It is your AMA.
Why do you care?

>>507262182
>it's an intentional affect.
>affect
I don't believe you.

>>507257970
>they want money
They want to extract wealth from America. Killing off young Americans and replacing them it's better return on investment. Fentanyl is a terrible way to make money.

>>507257306 (OP)
Why do you support Zionism like a retard, and do you really consider your people to be the victims? Honest question

>>507257306 (OP)
Did you go to one of those Jew summer camps that last for three months that all Jewish kids are forced to go to because their parents are all soulless parasites that hate their own offspring?

>>507257306 (OP)
>Jewish Zionist
Why do you like to rape children and genitally mutilate little boys?

>>507257306 (OP)
Sorry, I don't debate fascists, esp not those that use the holocaust as some kind of licence or shield.

>>507258645
>do you believe mythological texts from thousands of years ago are real?
Me, no. Jewish community leaders and public figures, yes.
>i doubt it has anything to do with what actually happened during the creation of israel
Kek. Ignore what is presented, keep coping.

>>507257306 (OP)
Kys

>>507257306 (OP)
What do you think will happen to Israel and zionists once boomers lose their majority in western governments and are replaced by people on the left and right who hate zionists or at best are apathetic?

What do the historical trends of the last 2,500 years lead to to conclude will be the result of the Zionist goals?

If there is a new Shoah in the next 25 years, will it be caused by Zionists making enemies of the entire world?

>>507257306 (OP)
Do your mom or your sis have mommy khazar milkers and can I motorboat them?

U.S. Navy, Captain Alan W. Frost
I would murder as many children our greatest ally and best friends would ask for.

Yes, das juden treat us like shit and spit in our food while kicking us in the back all the time.
small price to pay to be the goy I suppose

That I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land (I love this land)
God bless the USA

>>507257306 (OP)
You know we're sick off you all. We're going full annihilation on you. The children know, we've woken up a lot of Christians too. Good riddance

>>507257592
>i am a humanist
No, you're a jew. Read your OP. If you were a humanist, you wouldn't have identified as a jew zionist. You're a shapeshifting rat demon and you should all be destroyed with fire.