Thread 507266164

lol he didn't fly too good.

Why they suck at measuring distances

>>507266321
Brwon

>>507266164 (OP)
He did fine.
NEXT!!!

He was announcing his death by ringing his bell, then he slid to his death intentionally. This was not an accident.

>>507266164 (OP)
Why are indians such a comical people?
Even their deaths can't be taken seriously

>>507267256
Thanks for the info Rajesh

Was he high?

>>507267830
not anymore

>>507267632
You have an overpriced SUV. You are fat. You wear a red MIGA hat. You are sub-100 IQ. You think holding a gun makes you manly. You wear generic white underwear with shit stains in them. You only wear jeans and t-shirts. Your idea of a good time is shooting beer cans. You've literally never read any book.

>>507266164 (OP)

This is how the elite wants you. Thats why they're trying to dumb you down with racial mixings.

FOLD
THAT
JEET

>>507268845
You can't afford an SUV, nor would you be able to drive it on your tiny Sharia zones. You were some faggy designer clothes and think that you're better than others but you're just a fag. You think holding a gun is a sign of insecurity when in fact it offers much more security than anything you are allowed to have, don't forget to show your ID for those butter knives. Your idea of a good time is going outside and being monitored with facial recognition by cameras literally everywhere and on the drive to wherever you're going. You read garbage poetry and masturbate to your wife being fucked by a bull and most definitely had a couple of gay experiences in college or in the services.

>>507266164 (OP)
>REDEEMED

>>507268856

> worships a dead jew on a stick
> has a jewish name
> eats the meat of dead corpses

the jews already finished their job on white people

Indians are the only non ZOGGED people left on this planet.

>>507269612
Jesus wasn’t Jewish, Sukdeep. Go rape your grandfather.

>>507269367
luhmow

>>507269366
Triggered migger.

looks like he was ringing his bell, ready to die. pure kino

>>507266164 (OP)
I guess shit really rolls downhill.

>>507266164 (OP)
>believes in some supernatural power that will let him fly
>OH FUCK GRAVITY IS REAL

I thought poos were supposed to be smart?

>i'm going to stop at the edge of a steep downward slope leading to a 100 m vertical cliff
>i'll spread some slippery shit on the rocks and i'm going to step in it barefoot
>then i'm going to do a little dance
This guy wanted to slip so bad even an American court wouldn't order the mountain to pay damages.

>>507266321
So they can die for our amusement.

>>507266321
The metric system is the worst system. When we say you’re 2 feet from the edge we know what that means.

>>507270441
only demons think like this btw

>>507270384
He slid to his death intentionally. Something regarding his religious beliefs, perhaps to escape the cycles of death and rebirth and renouncing attachments. Announcing your presence to spirits is a thing in Shinto too, where as they clap as they give offerings. This fella used a bell to get their attention.

>>507270441
>SAAAR
>PLEASE STOP SAAAR I AM IN A GREAT HURRY
>ALRIGHT BITCH THEN I WILL STAND IN FRONT OF YOU SO YOU HAVE TO ST- ACK!

>>507269366
all of this is cope but nigel over there was speaking truth

>>507270858
Shitjeets are demons

>>507269745
???
next he's gonna say hitler wasn't the ultimate self hating jew

>>507268845
Rajesh calm down jeetnigger. We all know you masterbate to the thought of higher iq.
You smell like shit and have shit stained Jean's you work at generic 7/11s. By the way can I use a big gulp for the slurpee machine?

>>507270441
When I lived in Denver I was riding the bus and a woman was hit by the bus when she jumped out in front of it to make it stop. Yes she was black and she didn’t die and wasn’t badly injured but the Mexican bus driver told her to fuck off because we weren’t at a bus stop.

>>507269133
Damn, he is VERY dead.

>>507266164 (OP)
He's a natural

>>507268845
You're too much of a faggot pussy to even get in an SUV without a ladder. You wear a skirt for easy access to get fucked in your ass.you don't wear underwear for easier quicker access to get your ass fucked by fags. It's illegal for you to own a butter knife. You're whole fucking worthless cuck country is completely inbred, that's why your teeth like like a literal pile of shit with cum in it.

>>507272555
Look how emotional you are because I listed off the items in your cultist uniform. You are the definition of 'basic bitch', or peak golem. Post a selfie in your red MIGA hat.

>>507270878
i have a hard time believing that but it'd explain it

>>507272747
americans are super fragile and have no self awareness
the inferiority complex of their lower class (like 80% of the country) is insane

>>507270878
based bong youre pretty funny keep being you

kek

>>507266164 (OP)
old news but still entertaining.
more jeets need to follow that holy man's example.

>>507269133
is he okay?

>>507266321


WHEN PEOPLE ASK THIS I REALIZE THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW ANY INDIANS.

THEY ARE DRUNK AT 9 AM FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE. I WORK WITH THEM. THEY ARE DRUNKS. BAD DRUNKS.

WHEN YOU ASK YOURSELF "HOW"...JUST REMEMBER 90% CHANCE THAT INDIAN WAS DRUNK.

>>507266164 (OP)
Was it not a ritual suicide? I thought this was intentional.

>>507270858
there's nothing we can do to fix these fucking retards anon, may as well fire up some popcorn and admire how hard they bounce off trains.

>>507276989
Yeah, the elephant looks as good as he's ever looked.

>>507266164 (OP)
That's an air India pilot

>>507269133
based 'phant

>>507278441
I'm talking about the man who was folded in half. Is he going to be okay?

>>507266164 (OP)
was he trying to reroll?

>>507278933
man?

>>507269367
HOW HE DO AMAZE

>>507268845
Crashing out randomly out of nowhere, totally normal human behavior

>>507266164 (OP)
I'm amazed this absolute retard managed to live long enough to grow gray hair

>>507266164 (OP)
the worst thing is that he is still survived and his leg or back is broken

>>507266164 (OP)
>OH VISHN—!

>>507266164 (OP)
Indians are like real life loony toons

>>507267587
Loony toons deaths

>>507269133
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

>>507266164 (OP)

Most amazing thing is that the guy survived this long to the era of the camera phone, before he ended up getting jeeted to a new incarnation
of the eternal poo cycle.

>>507269612
Well hello there Pratyuksh Bansal

>>507270441
Fucking Loony Toons

look at how useless these indian men are. Sitting there like lazy pieces of shit while the women do all the work

an indian man caught his wife with another man in a park and he is seething in this video

When Brits first got to India, they tried to stop them from dying in the most ridiculous ways imaginable.
But I guess it's a hard habit to shake.

>>507270287

Came here for this. Im out, peace.

>>507280956
See ya next thread

>>507281079
I think this one might be fake, there are no toilets in India

Life seems to be cheap in India

>>507281279
Toilet hover race

>>507272747
You're an inbred faggot and that's a fact. Everybody knows you're jealous of America, it's blatantly obvious. Now shut the fuck up and die of ass cancer.

>>507281279
The Indian government builds public restrooms but the Indian people prefer open defecation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

>>507266164 (OP)
I've heard the story about this being a guy claiming he could levitate, but isn't this actually a kind of ritual suicide?
It's he wearing ritual garb for suicides?

>>507269133
FLUSHED

>>507270858
you're a poopskin parasite

>>507279229
>Crashing out randomly out of nowhere
stop talking like a fucking nigger

>>507269367
>legend of Zelda Bharat of the wild

>>507281521
>>507272555
>>507271496
>>507269366
The Amerigolem is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a retard, dumbass, fatass, Jew-worshoper, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him how predictably dull and subservient he is and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly starts talking about black dicks and Pakistani inbreeding: “I’ve been found out.”

>>507270441
brown people have no value, and nobody has the balls to mention it in real life. incredible. we all run around acting like they're important and not obstacles that we're forced to compete with.

>>507272246
nah he's good

this is literally the scene from midsommer

>>507277764
No wonder they all stink

>>507283134
LMAO

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>507277764
they are just idiots, biologically capped at 100 iq. Theres just 2 billion of them, so you have a handful of outliers the entire population clings to for glory. Same with the Chinese.

There are 350 million Japanese, there are 320 million people of Germanic/Nordic stock, there are 300 million people of European adjacent stock... Yet it is far more likely you run into a white or japanese genius, than it is you run into a Chinese or Indian one.

>>507276989
Yes, he asked the elephant to help him with his flexibility.

>>507270646
Haha! you mutts are something else, retards.

>>507283134
No fuck you

>>507281079
Is that Fortnite?

>>507284393
It's AI

>>507269133
You imagine that poor elephant trying to wipe the jeet off the bottom of his foot? Poor guy

>>507266164 (OP)
This looks like some kind of ritual suicide.

Bull kathos I'll be doing the redeeming now saar

>>507281079
>bobs here

I like watching pajeets die

>>507290744
Same

>>507270878
So he was possessed by demons? And killed himself for demons?. Such a sad spiritual state of Inda, They need Christ.

>>507290968
good bye suppor engineers, HR will have to start a new process now

>>507266164 (OP)
The bell got him.

>>507266164 (OP)
The fact they are finally below replacement rate gives me hope.

>>507288405
That little kid has Lesch Nyan disease, I wouldn't eat that...

>>507270858
Nah, jeets dying is legitimately hilarious, sukhdeep.

>>507268845
Please read this one mate. Ta.

>>507269366
>>507271496
>>507272555
>>507279229
And you lads read this one.