Thread 507267375

New whiteness map just dropped

>>507267375 (OP)
I always knew i am Macedonian

>>507267375 (OP)
I don't understand... the fuck you gotta eat to shit more than once or twice a day??
>North Macedonia
>1
Based Macedonians, I kneel...

>>507267375 (OP)
you realize that map is fake, right
you retarded fuck

>>507267375 (OP)
>if you’re white, you don’t shit

Cheetos doesn’t have any fiber. Enjoy your colon cancer.

>>507268875
>Germany sub 50
>Only slightly better than France
This.

>>507267375 (OP)
>Germany
>46
>Meanwhile Netherlands
>10
>Moldova
>1
Also those numbers looks proportional to population and GDP or something
fakemap

imagine shitting 5 times a day fucking KEK
I'm a big shitter (usually 2) and even that is odd

>>507268875
Pol believes literally infographic no matter how ludicrous.

>>507269036
no shit
this whole board seem to be sub 90 IQ

>>507269219
yes and most of them are fake
I suspect this board is 90% shitskins anyway

>>507269046
why would anyone want wypipo living near them? so water is expensive like in europe or california because they cant stop shitting ever 30 minutes?

>>507267375 (OP)
>belters have on average less than two per day
No wonder why they are all full of shit

>>507267375 (OP)
Now do a worldwide shit map,

>>507268875
said Hans, about to take his 5th shit of the day

>>507267375 (OP)
Just to be clear, by bowel movement, I assume it means shitting, pissing is not included? Who the fuck shits 40 times a week?

>>507267375 (OP)
Imagine shitting more then once per day

>>507269632
noone
you retarded fuck
holy fucking shit

>>507267375 (OP)
I shit once a day.. MAYBE twice. You're weird if you poop more than this.

>>507269657
theyre lactose intolerant but call theirselves "white" how could it be possible to shit that god damn much

>>507269713
THE MAP IS FUCKIGN FAKE!!!!!!
MOST MAPS HERE ARE FAKE!!!

>>507269686
I"m pretty sure it's a real thing in India.

>>507267375 (OP)
Only 7 per day? lmao what the fuck is wrong with the Finns

>>507269816
week*

how do you shit that much?

Post the India map.

>>507269783
Shut up, shitmaster

>>507267375 (OP)
I usually only shit a few times a year

>>507267375 (OP)
Heh I always knew macedonians are full of shit

>>507267375 (OP)
lmao what are you fucks eating?

>>507267375 (OP)
>2 bowel movements per week
what the fuck???

>>507269783
t. Shart king

POO2LOO
India shits all over you.

>>507270190
because jeets are lactose intolerant and can only drink cow piss

>>507269783
saar you are the needfuls

>bowel movements
are Farts included? Because I shit once a day and I don't know better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RxUzJVuzD4

>>507267375 (OP)
Is this per person? Because no one shits 32 times a week

>>507270190
Stupidest, lowest brow shit ever made but it gets me every time.

>>507270415
I do.

>>507270415
it's per jeet

Shill slide thread. Yikes!
Get in here: >>507270093

>>507270721
saaar you are the shillings

>>507270334
>bowel movements
>are Farts included? Because I shit once a day and I don't know better

**The Grand Theory of Knowing Better (And Thus, Not Shitting)**

Ah, the tragic plight of the *"I poop because I am but a naive fool"* individual. They operate under the cruel tyranny of routine—one daily deposit, no questions asked. But what if… *knowledge struck?* What if enlightenment, like a rogue bolt of cosmic wisdom, zapped them into understanding the *true nature of waste?* The consequences would be dire.

### **Scenario: They Learn "Better"**
1. **The Awakening:** They stumble upon ancient texts (or a suspiciously detailed Reddit thread) revealing that *"optimal beings transcend excretion."* Shocked, they whisper, *"I’ve been played… by my own colon."*
2. **The Rebellion:** Refusing to be a slave to biological norms, they declare, *"I shall defy peristalsis!"* Through sheer willpower, they halt digestion mid-process. The poop, now confused, reverses course like a factory recall.
3. **The Aftermath:**
- Their stomach becomes a *museum of unfinished business*—a curated exhibit of half-digested tacos and regret.
- Farts, now the *only legal escape route*, gain sentience and unionize. They demand better working conditions.
- Scientists name the phenomenon *"Reverse Alchemy"*—where gold turns back into burritos.

### **The Horrifying Conclusion**
By knowing "better," they have *unlearned shitting itself.* Their body, now a temple of existential defiance, slowly transforms into a *beige balloon animal.* The final stage? Sublimation. One day, they simply *vanish* in a puff of lavender-scented gas, leaving behind only a note: *"Gone to a higher plane. Tell my toilet I’m sorry."*

**Moral of the Story:** Ignorance is bliss (and also, poop).

>>507270415
Shitting once per day is a more recent development and is still somewhat rare. For most of human history we were shitting constantly, between 5 and 10 times a day. Only the high quality of modern food has ironed that out for some.

>>507270806
The actual pedokike happening vs /int/-tier White divide&conquer thread Nr. 94853

>>507271132
I ain't dividing....shit

>>507270190
This cant be fucking real, is it?

>>507271272
Cool, then you can abandon this bread.

I’m shitting right now, it’s oozing out like a McDonald’s ice cream machine

>>507271566
Alright chief thank you all for the updoots

>>507268468
It's a fake map but if you have some medical condition 3-5 day is quite possible.

>>507267375 (OP)
new map. This is the one.

>>507271927
Sure, but these were supposed to be national averages...
>>507268875
Post the real one then, Abdullah

>>507269036
>Moldova
American living in Germany confirmed

>>507270512
Kek I made it such a long time ago. Always a pleasure to see it's still around

>>507267375 (OP)
Italy 55.. wtf

>>507271132
are you on the toilet taking your 7th shit of the day?

>>507267375 (OP)
It's the number of UNESCO sites per country
We have this thread every week

>>507275337
>t 3rd shit of the day

>>507275337
I-i-is the india map also Unesco Heritage sites

>>507270190
The peak of human shitting amounts to 1 bowel movement per 65 minutes. That's impressive. Let's account for sleep. That's 8 hours. This brings us to a rate of 1 bowel movement per 43.6 minutes.

It's entirely seemly for a young man in india to lie mangled by his own diarrhea... in his death, all things appear fair

Maybe Europeans should eat less clay.

>>507276263
Another fake map to be revealed as
>Average Penis Size
if i can't have my fun no one can!

>>507275623
No anon. All jpgs shared on /pol/ are perefect representations of ontological truth with highly researched data with no doctoring at all

>>507276516
i am needing the proofs

The map is not fake
How do i know? I made it myself

>>507269015
underrated

>>507270415
>Is this per person? Because no one shits 32 times a week

I'm honestly more worried about the 1 time per week shitters. Either they're starving or their guts are full of pool ball sided poops.

>>507277219
I try to buy reduced items in the supermarket to increase it from 1 time every 4-5 days to no avail.

>>507270190
>up to 15 shits a day
holy fuck

>>507275128
Probably all the cheese.
>t. daily shit enjoyer

>>507267375 (OP)
This is so weird because my family immigrated 100 years ago and I still poop like a Ukrainian

>>507267375 (OP)
I do not believe for a second that the average potatonigger shits only TWICE a week

>>507267375 (OP)
>21
lmao, shitting bricks once a week

>>507268875
>>507269783
>>507270190
Germany's stats is probably heavily skewed because of this one state

>>507267375 (OP)
>india tracker

>>507277219
I'm on a diet but i still eat, had meat and veg for dinner last night and i haven't shit this week yet.
I also drink a lot of coffee.

>>507278134
doesn't it get counterbalanced by constipated chuds from picrel?

how does this correlate with german scat fetish?

>>507278457
Is that where Westfallen is?

>>507278638
of course

>>507267375 (OP)
I want to see the real map but it'd probably only have a variance of 1.5 between the extremes. Poorer countries that eat less and have a thinner population would poop less.

>>507267375 (OP)
>kike decides to take "shitting up the catalog" literally
Well played, kike.
下げ anyway

>>507269783
Poo in the loo hanz

>>507278803
>The duchy was held by the archbishop-electors of Cologne until its secularization in 1803.

Chuds don't like religion, who approved of this

>>507277444
Cheese has the opposite effect. It makes you constipated.

>>507279407
I'm cut but i'm not moslem or a jew
am i an amerishart?

>>507275128
Italian food is greasy

>>507267521
>>507268468
>>507268875
>>507268987
>>507269015
>>507269036
It\s the UNESCO heritage sites per country. It's an old inside joke to post it with the bowel movement title. Newfags brtfo

Have to wonder if the low number nations are MRE Stockpiles.

Butthole? Your butt ain't gonna be whole after a week of MRE Rations.

>>507267375 (OP)
This has to be a joke. Unless I am sick, I take one dump a day. How the fuck does someone shit 55 times in a week? That is eight shits a day. Impossible.

>>507268987
I shit thrice a week
stop eating sloppamcburger you fat fuck

>>507269219
Get the fuck out then you faggot.

>>507268875
>t. the guy who shits at least 5 times a day
Nice try abdul.

any if you that dont shit at least once a day are walking around with feces in your stomach and going about life filled with feces which is way more cringe and disgusting than someone who gets it all out of their body

>>507267375 (OP)
wait a minute people are shitting 5 times a day?
WUT?

>>507267375 (OP)
Based bulgarian schizophrenic retard

>>507269878
You wouldn't get it Sven, you need to be brown.

theres no reason to shit more than once a day

>>507281654
I love you Giano Parm in spirit i am Shitalian but in body i am Macedonian

>>507281789
Unless your sick

>>507278134
Underrated post

>>507267375 (OP)
>Italy
>55 shits a week
>8 shits a day
I want to believe!

>>507282171
i dont get why native english speakers confuse your/youre so often

fake

>>507282942
kolko puti seresh brat az na 2 sedmici max 3 pyti

I take phenibut quite often at high doses so I am around 3-5

>>507283209
what do we mean by sword fight on this case?????? are macedonian boys frotting dicks at 1 wtf

>>507282765
Most Americans are retarded/do not care. Kiitos suomibro for your effort. My online gaming interactions with Finnbros encouraged me to study your language.

>>507283565
kiitti neekeri but i wouldn't waste my time trying to learn ancient elfish just for online bants

>>507284228
I used it a little in Hesa. Most of you were perfectly fluent in English though and found it weird I tried to speak Finnish. Hesa is the best capital I have ever visited by the way. And Estonia/Hungary are insults to the Ugric language family.

>>507282765
No one is confused, we just don't care because other speakers will understand what you are saying regardless

>>507284506
thats how degradation of language happens
>>507284498
hesa (also known as homo city) is the worst place i have ever been to

>>507285061
Where should I go in spürdoland next time I visit? I was caught up in side quests with local metalheads when I was there.

>>507284506
nigger/brown skin/not white

>>507269219
Right-wingers are imbeciles

>>507267375 (OP)
loool, this explains why white europeans are so bitter and sad, they are just constipated!

>>507267375 (OP)
>55
How in the fuck? If i manage to shit once 7/7 days of the week it's a good week wtf.

>>507267375 (OP)
"Shitalians" is starting to make sense now.

>>507285370
>ü
finnish doesnt use this letter, i dont think the scandis use it either
>Where should I go
off the top of my head levi if you want skiing, saana-tunturi for camping, lieksa for finnish lake/forest imagery, turku for oldest city in the country

>>507285962
It has to be counting "shitting" during work hours otherwise it doesn't make any sense

>>507285980
Ok thanks :D I just hung out at Base bar in Hesa for the three days I was there because of Children of Bodom and went to Suomenlinnä. The Finns I met said the rest of the country was only beer drinking and weed smoking while yelling at their uncles/cousins.

>>507267375 (OP)
> 1
TOP KEK
>>507269219
If it's online is true. Simple as.

>>507286444
homocitians are a somewhat despised breed, its the typical metropolitian trash that think they're better than everyone else you'll find in most countries

>>507269498
India will win by a poo landslide.
>>507269713
Normal is 3x per day. Morning, afternoon and after dinner. You just have a shit tier metabolism or are not having enough water/fiber.

>>507270190
More like number of bowel movements every 30 minutes

>>507272172
damn... I still remember that time when we 345ed the 953 and then the greeks came in hot with the PI

>>507286721
it is the same here so I did not believe them. i live in appalachia region so city dwellers think the same of us. Oulu region looks comfy.