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Wait so I get to defend the U.S. and freedom from enemies like Iran and North Korea with women like these?

So why shouldn't I join the army, besides being a fucking worthless piece of shit towelhead and/or fucking worthless valueless cocksucking leftoid commie queer?

>>507273229 (OP)
basically, im not dying for pissrael

>>507273229 (OP)
Why are you so lazy and retarded that you save a thumbnail?

>>507273229 (OP)
Your psyops dont work here. You can pay me as a consultant to help you change that though.

Tap tap tap.

>>507273330
pub sec shills are literal retards
that is why they work for the government
they were too stupid for the private sector, it was the last option for them

>>507273229 (OP)
I cant believe they allow women in the armed forces, a sure sign that war is fake and gay now

>>507273367
oh, their psyops work. you guys just have no idea.

one of the few psyops that at least a few, apparently especially gifted, fellas realized, is making people believe that this board is anonymous.

>>507273229 (OP)
Military or former military women are on my list to stay away from.

>>507273229 (OP)
*taps sign*

>>507273229 (OP)
yes, that's right. you get assigned a hot woman of your choice when you join. sign up today. I joined 10 years ago and was provided a hottie on day 1 then after talking to my CO he told me I can request a change every 3 months. I served the rest 6 years getting new bed toy every 3 months. JOIN ARMY!

zamn
the infantry look like THAT?

>>507273608
No one thinks /pol/ is anonymous though. That's how i know they can contact me (for consulting).

I want america to win ww3. They fucked up royally shitting on white men for 15 years. I can help fix it (for 30 sheckles of course).

Using women to shame goys simply wont work. Using patriotism wont work. Using boomers wont work. So what will work?
>Hand rubbing intensifies

>>507273229 (OP)
I feel like the time for this propaganda was 30 years ago, instead of telling everyone back then that it's wrong to be white and everyone else is the solution to the white man problem. Better late than never, I guess. Say, you wouldn't be trying to get the last remaining white men of breeding age killed off against Russia and Iran, would you? You'd at least be offering them a stud fee for breeding as many white people as they can, right? You know, to prove you aren't just trying to wipe them out?

>>507273811
I mean they aren't assigned, but if you're into sweaty, stinky, unshaven, horny "wo"men you'll find them in the military.

>>507274150
When they send her in after recruitment slows down who do you thinks gonna rape her first her own people or whoever captures her?

>>507274168
>Using women to shame goys simply wont work
Of course it works anon.

It's just that /pol/tards aren't the target demographic. Why would you be. Who wants a bunch of fat, autistic retards with radical opinions to join the army.

They just want to keep you from murdering people, like it happened more than once in the past.

>>507273229 (OP)
>with women like these
That woman will never see a battlefield and will also never fuck you.

Thanks for posting this image, I am now signing up for the US Army at this very moment! Enlisting seems simple and I will finally not be a virgin anymore!!! I can't wait to serve my country and Israel this is incredibly BASED thanks for this post!

>>507273608
>fellas
Are you a NAFO tranny?

>>507273229 (OP)
Military cannon fodder deserve to be cannon fodder.

>>507274949
95% of modern professional soldiers never see a battlefield, it's not ww2 anymore. The vast majority of jobs in the army are non-combat.

>>507274884
60% of military aged males are incels. It won't work in general. Coomer threads are useless as well.

They will wear their white feathers like an indian headdress. I know how to get them to enlist but you gonna have to pay for it.
Tap tap tap.

>>507273229 (OP)
bruhhh u alr know dat juicy wagon got demolished backshots nonstop by a army of monster BBCs on foenem.

>>507273229 (OP)
how do i have sex with woman like this?

>>507273324
That's the Bubbaest of Bubbas.

>>507273229 (OP)
If you want a woman to get your back, you’re an idiot, and you deserve to die for jews, so by all means, sign up.

>>507275582
You just won the 6,000,000th jew to pretend to be a nigger on /pol/ award. Pic related is your prize. Congratulations, gas you later.

>>507275140
Pogues don't deserve to be called soldiers.

>>507273229 (OP)
I love the US military
I get to fuck the women on base near my house, and i get to fuck the women left behind when the men go on deployment. In all cases I get to fuck married US milfs

thank you for your service mutts

>>507274150
i fucking hate this bitch so much
ive never wanted to violently rape and murder someone so much in all my life

>>507273324
Dude, if uncle sam needs your help, stop being a pussy and fight for your country.

>>507273229 (OP)
Fuck I'm sick of you dumb jewish cunts, fuck off already and get blown up

>>507278285
Literally
>HONK

they're still not going to have sex with you, anon.
you're just a dumb internet incel who no one likes, just the same as everyone else here. don't you understand that these sluts and the men who want to fuck them, all hate you for the crime of not having sex with the women who don't want to have sex with you? and that you're one of a tiny tiny amount of people in human history who have to "win over" women just to get divorced later. and that your "fellow men" are all turbo cuckolds like you who will defend m'lady's honor to your death.

Yes, please. Go die. The world needs less feminists and jews. I'm sure they'll be crying on your grave.

>>507273229 (OP)
Imagine the shivering kike behind this meme flag shitting itself in its faggy shelter spamming posts about US army so they could come and die for isreal sooner

>>507273229 (OP)
she is hotter in uniform lol, +2 rizz

>>507274150
>>507278224
Bucc-ee's

>>507273324
Based APC-expecter.

>>507274150
>>507278224
oh look its the bucees bitch again

Fuck it. I'm enlisting in the US military.

>>507275776
Not as an enlisted man!! She's a major.

>>507273324
"lightly armored vehicles could be here" he thought to himself.

>>507274150
Love your gas stations!

Holy shit that left picture is so disgusting that even if I wanted to die for jews I'd fucking JEET from the army if that dude walked in

>>507273229 (OP)
>with women like these
Only the brass get those women and the civilian contractor wives of clueless cucks, you don't get shit memefag.

>>507273229 (OP)
>17 KB

>>507273608
>fellas
NAFO SHILL DETECTED

>>507273229 (OP)
The military pays like 16k a year after taxes for the shittiest work imaginable, getting to lose your life or limbs for kikes.

>>507273229 (OP)
Low effort shill

>>507273229 (OP)
Give me her and I’ll fight whatever war you want

>>507273229 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

>>507273324
>This fucking retard thinks that dying for israel is just going to a war in the middle-east

You're already dying for Israel, you just don't know yet.

>>507273229 (OP)
Islam is right about women and the jews

>>507273229 (OP)
Honestly wouldn't be bad.
>get to bond with a group of guys who'll become your friends
>free weight loss and work out
>Woman soldiers you can flirt with
>smoking cigarettes and shooting guns
>if you die you know you died in the coolest way possible
>if you don't die you get set up for life and have tons of cool stories to tell
Sounds awesome honestly

>>507280934
That's bullshit, but I believe it

>>507280934
and then everybody stood up and clapped
and the professor cried those crocodile tears

>>507281250
>Women soldiers you can flirt with
Guarantee me a jewish slampig and I might consider it

>>507273229 (OP)
>enemies
>like Iran
>and North Korea

insane shilling by india with VPN since almost all tel aviv data centre saar jews, are too busy changing diaper from big explosion noises.
poor bait, poor writting, you don't deserve the 2 rupees

i will sign up if u let me get a tr-3b to live in