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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>507284012 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

good evening anons

>>507284012 (OP)
God fucking damn
Every white face is a fucking jew, the rest are non-whites
nigger

>>507284012 (OP)
Thanks breadmaker!

Damn, must have cost a fortune to recover that zebra.

wings in the air fryer, ready to crisp

locked and loaded with the pizza

>>507284375
i'm surprised they did the air lift instead of a regular horse trailer

>>507284170
thats just not true but u do u

I saw a truck the other day with a plate that looked just like a state issued metal plate, but something looked of about it. There were too many letters. It said TRAVELER.

come on Dan take another vacation pleez we beg u

sovereign citizen nigger bitch. so tiresome

this weekend is the last for berkeley

I'm one of the anons that normally takes screencaps, but I'm playing the new league in Path of Exile so I won't be around much
I hope everybody enjoys the show!

>>507286370
I wonder who will replace them? I hope they have a nice nigger-biting doggo.

Can a brother get a link?

Good evening anons, enjoy the show

>>507286744
https://tvpass.org/channel/reelzchannel

>>507286744
vlc, open network stream

https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Thanks Gents!

>>507284012 (OP)
ty baker

>>507286744
thetvapp dot to Then search reelz

This cringey tool of a cop is gonna get shot, turning his back to niggers like that.

Crap. I completely forgot to update the Bingo card. Same as last week's.

This better be good.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Hate to cut away from this one. Good potential for a felony arrest with resistance.

>>507289228

>welcome to OnPatrol Live where just prior to air, a white guy in Daytona tripped over a traffic cone and was arrested for vandalism. Let’s go there now!

"I work for the city.", is one of the most niggerly excuses people use.
So fucking what? That doesn't make you some super citizen.

>>507289457

Have you ever spent a lot of time around government employees?

>>507289138
Thanks anon.

>>507289457
Especially considering nobody else would willingly hire them.

What we eating and drinking tonight /opl/
Went over to my mom's place, she made some kind of turkey meatballs with dumplings, and stuffed peppers. I took the former home.

>>507289520
Most of them are brainlet negros

We look a show that follows ICE

they can do everything besides cooperate

I've heard when their voice is all fucked up like his its because they smoke a lot of crack or drink insane amounts of liquor. Anyone know if thats true?

And is this dude really trying to sovcit his way out of a ticket?

>17-13-80
https://law.justia.com/codes/south-carolina/title-17/chapter-13/section-17-13-80/
Whenever a warrant has been issued against a corporation under the provisions of Section 22-3-750 or an indictment has been returned against it under the provisions of Section 17-19-70, a copy of the warrant or indictment, accompanied in the case of an indictment by a notice to such corporation of the term of the court of general sessions at which such case shall be tried, shall be served upon such corporation in the manner provided by law for the service of process in civil actions. And when there is no agent or officer of the company within the county the service shall be made upon such person as is in charge of the property of the corporation and, if no such person can be found, it shall be served upon the Secretary of State, who shall transmit a copy of the warrant or indictment and notice by mail to the last known residence of the managing officer of the corporation, directed to such officer; provided, that in the case of a foreign corporation if such foreign corporation have no agent or other officer within the county in which the offense, or some part thereof, has been committed then process shall be served on the person appointed by such corporation to receive service of process as now required by law regulating foreign corporations or upon the Director of the Department of Insurance when by law service of process in civil actions may be made upon the Director of the Department of Insurance and such service shall be made in the same manner provided by law for service of summons in civil actions against such corporations.

>>507289653
>turkey
ngmi

>>507289900
>And is this dude really trying to sovcit his way out of a ticket?
no he just never paid attention in school

explaingin to a nigger on the side of the road how a bill becomes law.

we ngmi

This nigga forgot his Schoolhouse Rock. I like this officer for giving this lesson

>>507289373
I baked you a pie.

>>507289909
Except...

>explaining how a bill becomes a law on the road side
Black sovereign citizens are absolutely fucking lit.

>>507289921
She's one of those people who thank beef and pork are oh so bad but chicken and turkey are some how not just as pumped full of god knows what

>>507289717

Most of them are entitled in ways you couldn’t possibly imagine. I used to have to deal with AFSCME when I worked in a hotel years ago.

that's a lotta grass

I will never understand motherfuckers that smoke weed in their car. Asking for a night in jail.

>>507290117
He's not a sovereign citizen just ignorant about how law works. Sovereign citizens use shit that has absolutely no relevance to law or are complete made up bullshit.

ssshhhhheeeeeeiiittt

>>507290330
he was looking for it for a few days ...

i cant stand scenes where they spend all this time trying to explain the law to these fucking morons. the negro knows he's wrong but will argue for hours anyways

>>507290430
I am not a corporate entity and I'm traveling in my private conveyance not in commerce you can't do shit to me

>>507289653

I had a cupcake this morning and I’m so depleted I’m having trouble walking. Drinking water while waiting for my four cups of rice.

>>507290441
is this the event that one poster is always asking about?

It's wild how black women are just dudes
So mannish it's hard to tell them apart

>>507290559
>Uses made up maritime law on land
I am untouchable

I remember when my bros called their mary jane "medicinal" but ironically. Now nobody says it ironically

>>507290567
yes, I just hope I didn't summon the cocksucker

Just tuned in. First 10 minutes and already two BM perps?

>he's still going
SHOOT HIM ALREADY

That's a shit load of wed LMAO.

If the brown paper bag is stapled then, the weed is not illegal?

>>507286661
tyfys. suggestion: screen cap cuties only. will save u time.

nooooooo I have to go to jail and be let out tomorrow

>>507290330
Are they not aware body cameras are on something like 99% of cops and every dash cam is always active at all times?

This guy lectures at the local law school so they better listen.

>yall violating me

>YEAH

WAS IT STAPLED THOUGH?!

YOU VIOLATIN' ME

>>507290584
I have long maintained that sports should be broken down by tested testosterone range. That way we can have a total roidhead league, regular dudes vs black chicks and trannies, and actual women.

>>507290810
that and if you say you didndu nuffin, they can't arrest you

He should have said he was a sovereign citizen.

Holy fuck, they're letting this nigger go. Goodnight.

WTF!? They are letting this fucker go?

>>507290988
also if you pull into your driveway then it's not a traffic stop

>>507290997
>sovereign citizen
say diplomat
puts em on edge

>>507290484

The number of times a conversation boils down to a simple cause and effect (I pulled you over because you ran a stop sign) and then just repeats because the person can’t accept, or doesn’t understand the reason (yeah, but why did you pull me over?) is infuriating.

>not even a ticket
wtf

>>507291083
No it doesn’t you moron

>>507290736
Dan will balance with some knox county meth heads.

Did this nigga just get a warning on PWID?

>>507290957

…that’s not a horrible idea

>>507291143
Disgraceful. Fucker will just be even more obnoxious the next time because it worked. And there definitely will be a next time.

>>507291035
Uniforms shouldn't have that kind of discretion. A roach? Sure. Go and sin no more. Fucking resale weight?

>>507291035
of course

>>507291143
One of the downsides of this show is cops being soft for the camera

>>507291225
They may have gotten word from the chief that the bill is likely to pass so arresting people over weed is going to be a waste of time for the next few weeks, only get them on serious shit.

>>507290052
I appreciate the gesture anon! However, my question still hasn’t been answered

WTF. I got a ticket that cost me $237 because the cop said my front window tint was too dark (complete BS and he had just left the station and immediately pulled me over at the stop sign next to the station - I saw him pull out of the station - cocksucker). But the argumentative black guy gets away with a warning with a SHIT TON of weed. Holy fuck this country. I've never been a black pilled 'just nuke us' type, but pigs are on a whole other these days. They are just trying to break normal people down. I fucking hate them.

opl camerapeople aren't what they used to be, i need a kitty zoom

sup bros, how is everyone?
what have I missed so far?

Can confirm. Spoon injuries hurt like a motherfucker.

>>507291426
>soft
its downright negligent a lot of the time when they let drunk drivers get a ride home

>>507291443
Perhaps we will never know the answer. Enjoy pie instead?

>>507291811
I thought he said he WAS trying

I feel bad for all the people that aren’t going to have their landscaping done because this retard had to have his little pitt party

ICE we got one for you

Fucking snorefest. Bet they go to Las Vegas next.

>>507289138
do you only count the live shots? or prior to air/previously recorded? also add "i gotta shit" and "no habla/translator" to the rotation.

>>507291579

I had a ticket that wound up costing over a grand between the lawyer, citation, court fees, etc. and that was for doing 15 over. Granted it was in VA, but seeing the guy in the Camaro get let off with a warning after doing 90+ in a 6% pissed me off.

>>507291579
One theory is that they allowed this reboot of Live PD because they knew it would be demoralizing to see LE and criminal justice are now race-based in favor of criminals.

Is this a new fashion trend in the ghetto? Spray painted clothes?

I wonder if Dan ever invites the perps he defends on here to join him and his family at their vacation home.

eww aids blood

I truly believe most police shootings of blacks are suicide by cop but they don't labeled as such

>>507292318
>but they don't labeled as such

>>507292077
Live, triple play, whatever. But this is a celebration of African American culture only. Speaking of which, this is what I have so far.

>>507292103
Sounds like you were in Emporia, lol

>>507292291
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, anon

Looks like a pretty slow speed crash

I'm writing to follow up on an incident I recall from over a year ago involving a Nye County police officer and a homeowner. My understanding is that the officer, without apparent justification, physically assaulted the homeowner, resulting in the homeowner being injured. I believe the officer subsequently attempted to place blame on the homeowner.

I understand that investigations can take time, and I am not making any accusations. However, I am deeply concerned about the lack of publicly available information regarding the outcome of this incident. Transparency in matters of police conduct is crucial for maintaining public trust and ensuring accountability. Could you please provide an update on the status of any investigations or disciplinary actions taken in this case? Any information you can share about the specifics of the incident and its resolution would be greatly appreciated.

>requests moisture in mouth
get her boys

It's wild that these days, unlike say even 10 years ago, when you see an individual like this, they could be a man.

What a timeline.

>cop knows you by name
>cop knows your dog by name
that's how you know you succeeded in life

>>507290828
>screen cap cuties only
Roger that

All right. Colorful local drunk on scene.

>>507292291
I wonder if he'll mention the latest events in Tel Aviv?

>>507292419
I think I'm doing better than you, bud.

>>507292419
>a celebration of African American culture only.
understood

>>507292538
Absolutely positively KYS faggot

>>507292760
It’s too easy with you moon crickets

>I know the big manager
>you can't trespass me
I miss the 70s when dumb cunts like this would just go missing and no one would care

>>507292610
if dogs could talk...

>>507290957
Needs to have an unlimited level for gene enchancements, artificial organs and other technical boosters besides steroids.
Yes, I used to play The Killing Gameshow.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

One chance at life and that chill dog ends up with her as an owner

>i'm not on drugs
>i'm on marijuana and mushrooms

>>507284012 (OP)
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

This site used to always work. wtf happened?

why do they stand there just listening to this head case slut

>Motherfucker I'm on mushrooms
>I'm on marijuana and mushrooms
Self reporting junkies are my favorite

>>507284012 (OP)
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
Ok its working now. Your welcome 4chang.

>>507292681
The card needs refinement though. This is the first one. Some change I want to make include adding Shirtless and Self-incrimination but I'm not sure which to remove. I was going to update it last week but forgot.

>>507293082
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

>>507289653
i ate chicken, mashed pot, mac n cheese, breadstick and shitted 3 times already

Female druggies are the most pathetic fucking trash.

I went to Lee County and Las Vegas broke out.

someone save romeo

>>507284170
seriously, wtf? They all look like half jewish. Full ashkenazi would never be a cop.

They cut away right as Romeo made his move

>>507293289
No one can save Romeo

Front end damage. Now this show is finally getting somewhere.

>>507293079
F for Romeo
Not often you see a dog with the thousand-yard stare

>>507293374
the heart of a wolf in the wrong body

imma bout to eat all dis

>>507293193
Self incrimination is a great one. Those are always entertaining.

whoever makes those drug test kits that cops use must be a fuckin billionaire

>>507293465
Is that coconut on top?

>wants to quit meth
>moves to mdma

teeth improve and now you can dance
i guess that's positive

Hope this guy isn't using backwoods, farm-to-table meth like that poor chap last week. Big meth is highly regulated and less harmful

Episode is already making me sleepy guy

>>507293594
yessar

>>507293629
i also recommend only cartel cooked BIG METH for best results

>>507293672
Man, they look tasty. I just checked and Amazon will sell me a 210g package for US$8.

is it really necessary for female cops to wear full makeup?
she's fucking hot though

i haven't been to mr gatti's in a long time

>>507293586
Same with the guy who came up with Narcan

Looks like we got a based Geoff Tate listener here boys.

>>507293782
they're 44% sugar bro
ive made a huge mistake

whos the hot british or aussie cop??dang she looks thicc

>>507293955
i think she's lying

and ive eaten 1/4 pack
how long was that
fk me

>>507293594
Probably powdered Maori semen because Aussies are cucked now

>>507293877
Sometimes you just want to eat it anyway. Pic rel is pure poison but I buy them maybe once a year.

>>507293835
I think the govt is in on the opiate (fentanyl) epidemic. They're making money selling the fentanyl with the Mexicans and Chinese and also taking a cut from Big Pharma for all the Narcan they're selling. Even the schools are required to have Narcan now. $$$$$$$

>>507293926
kirsten yule-zogman

>>507294054
CIA niggers have been behind every drug craze since forever.

>>507294177
Probably true. The Narcan thing is new though. They never really had a crack antidote in the 80s, did they?

>>507294054
No doubt they’re definitely in on it

That’s what happens when us burgers trust the government with their healthcare

>dragon burgers
great more artificial dyes in my goyslop

>>507294256
he means kikes and he's right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sassoon_family

>>507294333
checked and you don't hate them enough pilled

i can buy mdma at the gas station?

Wonder if it's a false positive

first for pecker pills

>Curtis, how do these work?

Yo aight sometimes Dan

>>507294565
>pecker pickmeup

This guy isn't doing so hot.

>>507293626
>teeth improve and now you can dance
I don't think your teeth grow back once meth has rotted them away.

>cant even hold one foot in front of another for a second
take him away

They've got fifteen minutes then I'm signing off. This is the worst broadcast ever so far.

>>507294673
meth doesn't actually rot teeth imo
never brushing them cause you're a methhead is the main problem pretty sure

>>507293205
mine works: https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

Been using thetvapp.to for years.

>>507294745
Its pretty fucking bad. I legit thought it was replays its so boring.

wtf! should be legal for cop to shoot him point blank in that situation. and of course the perp isn't White

>>507293205
>>507293205
I ain't downloading your BS chang. Go back to changs ville china. Im too high IQ for such nonsense when i can stream for free here https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

>>507294673
Via what mechanism does meth rot your teeth; I'm just curious.
Also, how does meth compare to cocaine? Similar feeling? What is the appeal of meth vs cocaine or crack?

>do you need help, officer?
>proceeds to speak kindly to the maniac
KICK HIM IN THE HEAD YOU FUCKFACE

I would've just fuckin shot the pedo

It’s worth the paperwork

>good samaritan
more like useless retard

>>507294927
>It’s worth the paperwork

the taser charging up followed by the yell was satisfying

>>507294870
>>507294764
Have you guys really never heard meth is made with super corrosive and toxic shit from a science lab? Its partly that and partly they're awake for 5 days often with dry mouth.

>asks nicely
want guy on ground to drop something
try kicking his head

Useless Samaritan

>>507294954
>>507294921
>pussy

TAZE THE SHIT OUT OF IM

hell yeah

I would've had zero problem putting three into that spic's chest

>>507294833
The tasing scream was pretty good.

>>507295026
Yeah, should have kicked the retard in the head

>>507295020
i dont just believe random shit i hear

imagine having "transfer of bodily fluids" on your record

Dan can't condemn that absolutely evil mutt because he's not White. Dan always does that when it's a POC POS - he'll talk about police tactics or anything other than the salient fact of the crime epidemic in this country and who's behind it.

>>507295077
>>507295096
Considering the name, city of oklahoma, and his accent, thats an indian.

>>507295077
> cause of death:
> raped by a group of rabbid niggers

>>507295077
Checked. but what species are we looking at here?

>he's not drunk
>he's intoxicated on something else
>tell me or i'm arresting you!
This guy is a bit of a dick.

>>507295147
along with being a pedo

i got that exact peach under armour shirt
shit

>>507295077
By the way, didn't Dan say this guy was a pedo? Why was he walking around?

We protect our Gattis in these parts

>>507295252
>be a good guy and snitch on your dad

>>507295311
hahah
exactly what i thought

>THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO INCRIMINATE YOUR DAD

>>507295302
he knew they were suppose to arrest him on warrants
>suicide by cop

>2 hrs remaining
holy shit a slow night

>>507294083
She's hot but yeah its funny how they always give the women cops the stupid easy dumb calls. I guess its actually pretty nice and responsible of the men running PD's as they don't want them hurt and know they really shouldn't be cops. Notice that the hot cops are usually nice but the ugly dike ones are always trying to "prove themselves" when the male cops are around?

Zogman has put on 20 pounds since April it looks like.

jokes on them most drugs are pecker pills if you inject it in your wang

>>507295147
Imagine the smell.

>>507295372
they didn't even show Las Vegas yet

>>507294083
>>507294083
I'm always attracted to kirsten's . Seriously i think they are all hot with that name.

>>507295425
Have you ever done a line of coke with your cock? FUCK

I don't like how happy she was when it finally tested for something
Mainly because she had to test it twice to find it, and that shit is not reliable
And now it's showing something else entirely

I bet they got a false positive

>>507295462
Vegas will not be on this weekend

They’re calling all hands on deck for the No Kings protests this weekend

>>507295504
>Have you ever done a line of coke with your cock
loads we're pretty close

>>507295520
it tested positive for heroin too lol

FUCK ME!
I have crack and meth on my bingo card and the guy has MDMA and heroin

>>507295520
Could the cops just sample the drugs to figure out what they actually are?

>>507295463
finally captured white man's sperm

>>507295520
agree
the whole point of those gas station drugs are they've changed it enough to trigger the receptors without technically being the original drug

i was told like a month ago that serenity would be in studio. still waiting dan.

He will get off if he gets a lawyer

>>507295609
Most places have analog drugs prohibitions to outlaw such things, but it's an arms race between the legislature and the chinese pill mills.

>Jalen
>Only mom in house, no dad

>>507295077
>>507295156
>>507295176
100% pure Choctaw
>t. dated a Choctaw chick for a minute

>>507295736
jalen going to jail

>>507295715
Yeah but are digital drugs allowed?

>>507295579
>>507295562

Jailin

JALEN DA POLEECE HERE

>>507295787
>digital drugs
Are those drugs for your fingers?

>>507295392

Way back in the livePD days, I saw a call for a domestic where Addy grabbed a fairly big guy and dragged him to her patrol car. The guy was being a dick so Addy locked him in the back of the car and turned her stereo on full blast. Very hot.

That's enough for me. I hope it gets better for you all. Try again tomorrow. My final card for tonight.

>>507295777
Dan had her removed after she sexually assaulted Curtis.

>>507284458
Based, enjoy anon

>>507295909
Tomorrows episode will be spicy with all the No Kings shit going on

>>507295808
Top kek
You know, OPLive has lost its heart and soul without the following: Nye County, Beech Grove, Toledo, Wilkes-Barre, and Hazen. I also miss that giganigga cop.
I feel like they're trying to make the show as boring as possible so that the ratings go down. They don't like the public seeing where 90% of the crime in this country originates. They don't like ppl seeing reality and noticing a pattern.

>have active warrant
>just never answer the door when OPL is on
criminal life is literally that easy

>>507296105
you think Dan would show a millisecond of that and make his side look bad?

haha
>assessive
>essevily
He can't pronounce 'excessively' or 'ask'

they talk in fucking circles and don't listen to a word

>>507296267
I have no warrants and never answer the door unless I'm expecting someone

>excessively revs
>says something out of the blue about drugs
get the dog

The only thing you should ever say to law enforcement is
>Am I free to go
If they say yes, leave.
If they say no remain silent until you have an opportunity to speak with a lawyer. If you cannot afford one you will be able to speak with a public pretender. You can also use chatgpt at that point if you don't trust your PP.
DO NOT TALK TO COPS. EVER

this twink cryin is crackin me up

>>507296267
I remember years ago, when they were doing the census here, for a whole summer the census people kept knocking on my dad's door. His chair was right by an end table which was by the front door and he would just sit and watch TV and ignore them. I can't tell you how many times they came to the front door and he'd just sit there watching TV. RIP in peace Dad. You were truly Ungovernable.

>>507296503
>DO NOT TALK TO COPS. EVER
Why not? If I follow the law I'm never forced to have an interaction with them, otherwise they're generally okay people.

>>507296105
and Sunday is Filipino Independence Day so pinoys will be having a wild weekend

Why did they get rid of the better stations? Giga Nigga and Buff Redneck were pretty cool.

>son over 10 years old cries
>failed as a father

>>507296503
whats that a map of

>>507296503
t. nigger

>>507296547
based dad
I did the same

>>507296547
>stares at census dicks directly in their eyes through flyscreen all summer
>never acknowledges their presence

legend

Lol stupid bitch

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>507296642
um someone wanna tell him

hahahaha

>uppity, brain-damaged white trash coal-burner with daddy issues
Hopes she gets Super AIDS & dies

I like how he explained the risk and then offered one more time if she wanted him to go get her keys. She really walked right into that one.

>dos cervezas

stupid bitch

That drunk White lady was speaking in AAVE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English

freaky black cop bitch on e riding dick filthy

>>507296597
giganigga's dept is literally on tonight

Act like a fucking hoodrat and they’ll treat you like one

>>507297037
this nigga should be in the movies wtf

Dan just likes saying “Pecker pill”

new bread >>507297111
>>507297111

>>507296711
Checked.
He is missed.

>>507297037
Sir, the sign says "No Gooning".

Who can save her?

>>507295907
>>507295907
Who's Addy? Link the video or pic of her. Im assuming she was a cop on livePD? Was she that super hot livePD?

>>507296114
I like the rotation of departments, it adds some variety. Those departments still show up sometimes, we had Nye on last weekend. Giganigga is one of the best cops these shows have ever had.