Thread 507287614

FILL UP YOUR TANKS, STOCKPILE SOME BARRELS
PRICES ARE ABOUT TO SOAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>507287614 (OP)
Why would prices in the US spike when we barely import overseas oil anymore

Israel has a right to defend itself

>https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-iran-launch-more-barrages-israel-aims-wipe-out-tehrans-nuclear-program-2025-06-13/
Somebody fucking nuke somebody already.

>>507287614 (OP)
>casually fucking all of east asia

>>507287723
Because the oil companies are run by members of the (((tiny hat club))) and they will take any excuse to maximize their profits.

>>507287723
>the American oil market exists in a vacuum

>>507287723
Do you know how markets work retard?

>>507287614 (OP)
Short oil CFDs now

>>507287723
Greedy opportunists

>>507287723
Because your oil companies will just sell it to the EUROs and chinese at a higher price, forcing you to compete free market price, or do they not teach that to you in the most capitalistic country in the world?

>>507287614 (OP)
This post was made by an idiot boomer who can't discern real news from fake.

3 quarters of iranian oil goes to China.
Most of the straight belongs to Oman.
Iranian navy is a joke.
Go to sleep boomer.

>>507287923
Europe and India are more fucked desu

>>507287614 (OP)
another reason why iran should be eradicated

>>507287614 (OP)
holy shit they're going for it aren't they.
just announced that they are shutting down the strait right after they announced they'd hit US or any other base that is protecting israel (ie, UAE, Jordan, Saudis)

it really looks like they're doing it, it's Happening (maybe)

>>507287807
i have a feeling china has been preparing for this already, and also those pipelines from russia and the caspian are up and running

>>507287614 (OP)
ebike chads how are you going to enjoy traffic reduced by 50%?

>>507287614 (OP)
The US does not import one drop of oil from Iran so I'll be fine. I think I might take my SUV on a camping trip this weekend.

>>507287614 (OP)
>tfw i sold my oil stonks 2 weeks ago and now they are up over 140 percent

i "lost" 70K now.

>>507288037
Missiles sink ships.

>>507287744
yeah but the rest of the world also has the right to defend itself from israel

>>507287614 (OP)
Can't wait for the US to cope and seethe about Iran controlling its territorial waters lmfao. Inb4 sea mines.

>>507288164
thats not how it works
>less oil to whoever buys it
>those people now need oil from somewhere
>try to buy it from elsewhere
and thus prices go up for everyone

>>507287614 (OP)
this modestly impacts my logistics network, but we'll manage.
so glad we don't gamble on oil.

>>507287723
>barely import overseas oil anymore
You import a lot of oil. Light crude to be exact because you need it to mix with your own heavy crude because your refineries can't refine such heavy crude.

>>507287943
ACCELERATE

>>507287614 (OP)
what's wrong, burgers? no oil sands?

>>507287723
Trump would happily sell the oil if it meant saving his image and getting headlines about lowering the debt

>>507288268
i got some for sale...

>>507287614 (OP)
Now they are begging to be killed, ayatollah regime won't last much longer if they do this, one thing was jewing american politicians another is playing with oil lobby

>>507288268
Let the retard think this won't affect him lol

>>507287923
he's retarded and doesn't know how commodities work. he thinks oil extracted in the US stays in the US soely for US consumers. this is public school education on display.

>>507287723
Jews control everything

>>507288037
Yeah this was typed by kike hands.

Oh no, irans navy is a joke! Please remind me how big Yemens was and they close the Red Sea….
Oh no, the majority is owned by Oman! Please remind me how much of the Red Sea the Houthi’s owned.
Irans oil flows through the straight too! Please remind me of why that matters when their oil ports have been bombed to shit. If they cannot get it in the ship does it matter where they sail?

>>507288037
All the nations importing iranian oil have to go buy brent oil now, driving up prices for everyone, retard

>>507287955
Short? You mean long.

Its already up 15%

>>507287614 (OP)
They waited until after US markets closed for the weekend to make the announcement.

>>507288439
>Irans oil flows through the straight too!
They export oil to China by rail now.

I have a hybrid. i coast down hills with this break pedal thingy. its a honda hybrid. you don't need to plug the fucker in. I get 40mpg around town. 10 cents a mile or so. I used to pay 35-40 under biden.
i dont drive much anymore either. I go hiking and hang out close to home.
Fuck the rest of the country. I used to live to go to NYC but now it's another shitty libtard town.

NO ONE CARES LMAO

>>507288164
>He doesn't know about global trade
Kek

>>507287723
even if you didnt import directly whatever you import that uses that oil to be fabricated will get its prices increased, including transport

>>507287723
how are you planning on getting your crude oil? venezuela? lmao

>>507288464
Oh that's a bummer

>>507288650
They'll care when they start getting sunk

Why is iran doing this for no reason? They hate our freedom.

Libya was destroyed for less than this.

>>507288177
My that log every single one of us lost money because we didn't buy oil stonks last week. And every other stock/asset that went up.

>>507288733
yeah just 2 more weeks

>>507288650
They should mine it

>>507288164
I recognize that cat.

>>507287723
Because the countries that no longer have oil are in a bidding war to purchase your oil.

>>507287614 (OP)
>why did you buy that hybrid? Gas is cheap now!
This is how shortsighted people are. There are still Joe Brandon “I did that” stickers left on some gas pumps from when prices were high.

Honestly I hope it shoots ip to $8 or $9 a hallow just for the schadenfreude.

>>507288680
Importing light crude from Venezuela would unironically be a best case scenario for the US due to the short shipping distance and the ease of securing that shipping due to it being in the US's own backyard. To bad the Venezuelans hate the US for no good reason.

>>507287614 (OP)
>be Xi
>do nothing
>lose
wtf?

>>507288871
I hope they don't myself as things are expensive enough as is. And it'll only benefit Russia. Putin is licking his lips right now

>>507287723
Because other customers pay more for your oil than the domestic market?

>>507288733
Thats a great idea for Iran.
Make even more enemies were there wasnt before.
Fact of the matter is that Iran isnt at war with the entire planet and if they start sinking ships they will be.

>>507288164
>I think I might take my SUV on a camping trip this weekend.
kek, I might take my boat out, tow it with my 2500 on 35s and run out to a rig and fish.

>>507289295
Just like Yemen huh

>>507287614 (OP)
>Russia does nothing
>oil prices go up
>russian economy good again
How do they do it bros

>>507287723
Because your state subsidized oil companies will rather sell their US oil in foreign markets if they can get more dollars for the barrel selling there than in the US. Ergo, all oil prices are connected and the oil companies raise the prize in the US as well.

>>507287744
Guess who the baddies are Anon.

>>507289295
Why did they put their country next to Israel and your aircraft carriers defending their aggression? Silly of them. Best of ally.

>>507289382
yeah just like how Trump bitch slapped the Houthis and they surrendered, why do shills try to gaslight like that didn't happen, when's that last ship they hit bitch

>>507289295
Realistically speaking what have they got to lose. Absolutely nothing.

>>507289142
>hate the US for no good reason
The regime is full of anti-white niggermutts, thats why

>>507288650
Because it's fake?

>>507287723
>Why would prices in the US spike when we barely import overseas oil anymore

your oil is exported, if foreigners pay more for it, more is exported, until american prices match foreign prices.

>>507287614 (OP)

Good. I hope they blow up every fucking ship that tries to pass. I stand with Persia.

>>507287614 (OP)
Based

>>507289419
The Thought of Xi.

>>507289295
>Make even more enemies were there wasnt before.
Like who?
Even their allies got bought or are standing still, they lose nothing hijacking some tankers under an actual curfew and historically speaking they are justified, seeing that you guys took down with total impunity an airliner when they tried that peacefully in the Iraq-Iran War.

>>507288053
not as much as east asia (japan korea and china)

>all these fair debunks
>but not realizing oil companies will just use it as an excuse to fuck everyone over regardless

>>507289503
>why do shills try to gaslight like that didn't happen
Because it didn't, Houthis downed 2 americlap jets and the marines bailed

>>507289514
Half the time that's a description of both.

>>507287723
The US sells oil to Europe. When prices rise in Europe, more US oil is shipped there.

>>507289382
People wonder why these countries do the things they do when they literally have been doing this since the time of Ozymandias. The only thing these countries know how to do is piracy. Even countries like Iran only ever think about piracy and believe that its their god given right to steal people's shit on the open ocean.

>>507287614 (OP)
the price of insuring a shopment just went up. if they down one ship, the cost of insurance will go so high that nobody will be able to afford a ship. a gamble would be to bet on insurance going up.

>>507289807
when the last time they attacked a ship bitch say the date

>>507289923
You stole a ship from Iran for no reason at all, mutt

>>507287723
Because any excuse to jew customers is a good excuse.
Remember the record profits from the war?

>>507287614 (OP)
>jews need to be expelled again
Sick of fuel prices going up because jews don't take their meds
>For fuck's sake

>>507289807
Love the alternative facts. You know we can easily Google articles on the houthis requesting to meet with the US after getting bombed fk smithereens right?

>>507290280
HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

>>507289142
>for no good reason

>>507287744
that's ok but don't cry afterwards

>>507287723
>we (US) barely import overseas oil anymore
This is ridiculously false statement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veTbuLu7znc

>>507290435
Kek, jews

>>507287744
they'd better get their elbows up, then

>>507290320
when's the last time Houthis attacked a ship bitch say the date

>>507288158
hell yeah! too bad leccy will be $100/kWh

>>507290530
What the fucks' a houbi you filthy jew off the meds

Pools closed

>>507287744
>attacks first
>jus defendun muhself goyim

great, now everything will be more expensive and those prices will never come down and also greedflation on top of whatever price increase comes naturally from higher oil prices

>>507287614 (OP)
>no link
>fake
>gay
prove me wrong

>>507288177
never sell
they really do this shit on purpose with S&P near ATHs etc

>>507290058
May 7 2025
>>507290280
>Love the alternative facts
Seethe, yid

>>507290592
>cant say the date
didn't think so faggot, total Trump victory

>>507287723
These Magtards vote btw

Gonna buy some RosNeft shares tomorrow

>>507288581
you're buying teh top on a nothingburger. go long if you want

>>507287614 (OP)
This is what MAGA voted for.

>>507287723
cuz free market and sheeet,

>>507287723
lol, why do you think prices spiked when Russia went retarded?

>>507287614 (OP)
SOUNDS LIKE IRAN NEEDS SOME FREEDOM

>>507287614 (OP)
lmao eurokeks are fucked. enjoy your $100/millileter gas

>>507288037
well, how long will take for the Saudies to say their pumps got damaged cuz heavy rain and some shit and will remain at 45% their productions capabilities.

>>507290978
bruh -> >>507290417

>>507290687
There is no way to prove you wrong. Clearly OP is a power faggot. His gayness is unassailable. Anyone can see that.

>>507290719
nice try to lie but they haven't done a single attack sense they surrendered to Trump

>>507288439
china owns your muslim ass
they wont let iran fuck the oil trade. even the dumb fucking retard houthis knew not to hit chinese ships

>>507287723
The fact that /pol/ is full of retards like you is really saddening

>>507291095
euros pay like $20/liter currently. america is $3/gallon which is like 5 liters

>>507288164
Enjoy your $10 gasoline you stupid faggot

>>507287614 (OP)
I walk to work.

>>507288409
tbf you should be protectionist
you need to vooote harder next time and elect someone who will do that
you're a net exporter...

>>507288177
>Norwegian
>Sell oil stocks
You are a migrant or something?

>>507287614 (OP)
fucking madlads are actually doing it

>>507288235
so iran is just going to sink ships with oil and gas, coming from Saudi/Qatar/Oman, going to China?
of course they are not going to do that

>>507287614 (OP)
Fake account. The strait is full of ships right now.

>>507287744
>Rhodesia has a right to defend itself

>>507287614 (OP)
These bastards will never allow the economy to recover because they're all paranoid fucks who think everyone is out to get them because they got scared of their grandmothers bullshit holocaust stories.

FUCK

>>507290942
WE BUSH NOW

>>507287744
Kill yourself

FUCK YEA WORLD WAR THREE
>its pissreal and iranaway
PERKELE
nothing ever happen

Jokes on you losers. I don't own a single fucking thing that has an internal combustion engine...suck dick

>>507288908
Yea, last time that happened the US sunk several of their ships. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis

>>507291470
Euros are just NPCs
They are just Americas after birth

>>507287614 (OP)
Thanks Jesus. My energy stocks have been crabbing for like a year.

>>507287614 (OP)
test

>>507288021
For some reason Amerimutt faggot retards are convinced that this is a country. Every time they are proven wrong they instantly delete that memory and just move on in oblivious ignorance.

>>507290539
>not charging batteries at (school) or (work)
bruh

>>507287614 (OP)
who cares
t. Bitcoin

>>507287723
Do not be so antisemitic

Electric car Chads just can't stop winning

>>507287943
This nigga thinks the free market is real lmao

Put export caps on oil to anyone but “essential partners” and add domestic price ceilings

>>507287744
Iran has a right to defend itself

>>507287614 (OP)
Can Iran enforce that declaration?
Do they have the power to stop ships moving to and fro?

>>507297207
The free market is fake because the US rigs it in favor of the capitalist class, lmao at you think they'd go against them

So my car will cost 60 bucks to fill up instead of 50?

However will i survive?

>>507288164
migatards are so fucking stupid

>>507288305
You couldn't be any more wrong if you tried. Fracking extracts light crude but because US refineries are set up for heavy crude US oil production is exported and US refineries import heavy crude (mostly from Canada).

This makes me glad I bought the 2025 civic hybrid. Getting 54mpg average during these warmer temps.

>>507296874
Are they implying they are going to sink Tel Aviv?

You had 3 years warning
>inb4source

>>507288262
you vastly overestimate Iran.

>>507287614 (OP)
Good collapse this shithole

>>507296874
Holy Based!

>>507287723
>supply down
>demand up (war)

>>507287807
Only one of those East Asian country have direct pipelines for oil to the Middle East.

>>507288350
You fags might just get annexed out of spite if you keep it up lmao

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned

>>507288409
I mean.... that is mostly true, we export 125k~ barrels per day out of over 13mil production.

>>507289295
Lmao what new enemies

The major players are all vaguely aligned, the board is set. Turkey is probably the only question mark that might matter

>>507288350
We have Italians here so just ring all their pillow cases out the grease will tide us over mama mia

>>507287723
Thanks to Trump.

Laughs in Texan

>>507287744
>You don't understand officer!
>My neighbor bought a gun! Therefore I HAD to kill him, his family, and his dog before he could hurt me
>My grandfather was killed in a home invasion 70 years ago btw
Yeah that's not how self defense works, mate.

>>507288037
The point is it cuts off Iraq, Kuwait, Bagrain, Qatarm and UAE from exporting via ship too, retard.

>>507302251
That reminds me...
Anyone still have the webm for this?
https://youtu.be/KNqozQ8uaV8

>>507301831
We have the refineries but aren't drilling

>>507299895
>>507299980
Someone had their birthday yesterday, i almost forgot.

>>507288037
All it takes is one ASM to hit a tanker.

Wow Trump found a way to increase inflation.

>>507287723
kek
Your entire food industry is based on the byproducts of oil refineries…

>>507300974
watch azerbaijan's actions at the northern border to learn more about which way turkey will blow (hint: it's toward israel, in exchange for getting its banks bailed out)

>>507288053
Not sure why you mentioned india specifically. Pajeet victim complex?

>>507291470
What. Where are you getting that price? Your ass?

>>507287614 (OP)
HAHAHAHA
THEY GOT SO FUCKED
THIS IS THE ONLY PATHETIC RESORT
PIC REL

>>507289142
>no good reason.
holy retard kek

>>507287614 (OP)
THESE LOSERS AREN'T CAPABLE OF BLOCKING SHIT
THEY ARE ALREADY GETTING REAMED ANALLY BY ISRAEL
THEY DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO PREVENT THE US FROM SINKING WHATEVER THE FLYING FUCK THEY TRY TO BLOCK THERE

literal nothingburger, nothing ever happens.

>>507287723
Because a heckin tweeter post.

>>507292562
These bastards will never allow the economy to recover because they're all paranoid fucks who think everyone is out to get them because they got scared of their jewmemes bullshit stories.

>>507287723
Greed.

>>507288037
>Most of the straight belongs to Oman.
>straight
nigger

>>507287614 (OP)
Remember when we goaded Japan into attacking us because we crippled their oil supply? Oil is serious business. If anything could set off a world war it would be oil.

>>507287614 (OP)
What if the Arab Emirate states+Afghanistan and Pakistan join forces and attack those iranian niggers, because they depend on the Strait of Hormuz as well? Saudis will bomb the fuck out of them with pleasure.

>>507307568
Iraq as well. Blocking the whole strait will fuck up everybody around them and that's not good since everybody around Iran hates them for like the past 3000 years.

They aren't sending their best, they couldn't stop the Houthis and they think they can stop Iran now

>>507288650
>Berg 1
target acquired

>>507287723
Because eu buys your oil and gas. Because all your refineries can't proceed the oil you produce. You export it and import oil from the middle east. So all oil products will go up in price.

>>507288439

Houthis didn’t close the Red Sea. It’s up and running right now

>>507295104
The usa refuneries can't use the oil produced in the usa. They need the one middle east has. So he is right. The prices in the usa will go up.

>>507287723
>what is the petrodollar?

>>507288582
shit dude

>>507287744
with goym money.

>>507288149
China is selling drone parts to ukraine. If I was Russia I would sell them jack shit. Fucking insects should choose a side already, yes then have shitttons of nice military gear, never tested in combat. After Iran they're next.

>>507287723
uhh supply and demand?

>>507287744
Iran has a right to defend itself

>>507309355
IRAN IS THE AGGRESSOR.
ISRAEL IS STRIKING MILITARY TARGETS EXCLUSIVELY.
THERE IS NO SELF DEFENSE SCENARIO.
IRAN IS THE FACE OF EVIL.
IRAN IS A KNOWN TERRORIST AGITATOR IN THE REGION AND NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY DISMANTELED AND FOREVER DISINTEGRATED.

>>507287614 (OP)
>STOCKPILE SOME BARRELS
retard
given this is 4chan some retard will believe you

>>507290435
A at my office has this, I get a super strong pedo vibe from him

>>507298554
lol Iranian sub armed with a nuclear torpedo timeline.

>>507298554
Push them to the sea is an old muzzie saying. But I can ooobserve tens of millions of muzzies in Western europe doing jack shit. If it was about some scumbag shot by police stealing or raping, then would be riots everywhere. Sunnis are just good shabbo goys.

>>507307932
>So all oil products will go up in price.
Don't worry.
Oil is not a part on how the West calculate inflation.

>>507287723
>underageb& zoomer learns the concept of supply and demand
always a beautiful sight.

>>507289419
Xi Jinping Thought: Praxis

NOOOO
THE NORMIES CANNOT GO VROOMVROOM ON THE ROADS AND WAKE ME UP AT 3AM

N O O O O O NOT THE NORMIES

>>507287744
I don't think Israel could do anything more effective to make Americans hate them than to jack up gasoline prices.

I do admire the Israeli resolve, but the hubris may have some negative consequence.

>>507287614 (OP)
Very fake and very gay

>>507288650
my amazon deliveries must flow

>>507313937
You camelfuckers have amazon?

>>507287614 (OP)
Israel is retarded.

>>507287723
Lol man

Not sure if bait

>>507287614 (OP)
This will the be thing that pops the bubble on our fake economy

>>507287723
Shit rolls downhill anon.

>>507287723
This guy gets it

>>507287723
We don't really produce our own domestic gasoline.

Oil products are not uniform, and depending on where you extract them, they can have drastically different chemical compositions and require different refining techniques.

The oil extracted in USA soil is mostly light oil which we sell abroad. The oil we actually end up using domestically and refining is heavy oil from the middle east.

So even though people say we produce enough oil from fracking and other bullshit - the caveat is that we can't actually use any of it. Our oil infrastructure is built around importing middle eastern shit and our companies are greedy jews too lazy to spend any money building up infrastructure to process the light oil.

So when people say "drill baby drill" - none of that oil will ever go into your gas tank. It literally just goes in the gas companies pockets as they sell it somewhere else globally instead. It's just a talking point that people fall for easily so some billionares make more billions, meanwhile you're still fucked.

>>507287744
from whom?

>>507287723
Maybe it's a stupid question but it's good he asked it.

>>507288262
We will smoke Iran quickly in the straight.

>>507314033
you were saying?
it's 10:51 am btw.

It's the best amazon experience in the entire world. People just leave deliveries on the doormat because thefts basically don't happen. Returns - I just leave what I want to return on the doormat. No need to put on a label or pack, just the product in its box. Someone will come and take it silently.

>>507314841
america doesn't import any oil from the middle east anymore. american refineries run on heavy crude from alberta.

>>507315023
Who does all the labor though? Those jeet slaves you import?

>>507315122
>slaves
they make more than people in spain doing same jobs. 3000-4000 aed per month (700-950 euro). There are no taxes, gross salary = net salary

>>507287614 (OP)
Fake and gay
Such action would have the chinks up in arms immediately
Iran might do it if they're ever desperate

>>507315243
Nah I agree with how UAE treats slaves, gotta oppress them anon you don't want jeets running amok in your country.

>>507287744

So do we on an individual level, fuck kikes

>>507315243
How about the hygiene issues though?

>>507315327
There are no slaves, it's western cope about low life quality "but at least we don't have slaves".
1015 euro gross in Spain = 884 euro net = 3735 AED
If delivery workers in Dubai are slaves, then they are slaves in Spain too.

>>507291371
Kek. Why ? It's part of the fun. These are the people you want to grab beers with and explain shit.

>>507315613
Nah they call them slaves cuz people there confiscate passports so they cannot leave.

>>507287744
shut up

>>507315613
oh looks like my salary estimates were old.
They now make 1300euro/month delivering Amazon packages.
>>507315724
That's literally a crime and also western propaganda. It used to be true 20 years ago.

>>507287723
>American education

>>507315819
are you an emirati?

>>507315946
no I'm from europe (won't say the country). I moved here to not pay extreme taxes and to not be depressed due to lack of sun for half a year.

>>507315819
Our minimum salary is like 1250€ after taxes so it's similar.
Thing is, here they can be as lazy and scummy as they want and just not deliver your package if they feel like going to a bar or watching cringe on their phone. They'll just mark it as if you weren't home and somebody else will try to deliver it the next day.
I assume over there they actually have to work like slaves and get flogged for negligence.

>>507287614 (OP)

Literal nothing burger. Kill Yourself.

>>507288268
Oil prices are already radically different across the world. It may cause U.S. prices to go up, but they won't go up nearly as much as the people that normally depend on that oil.

>>507287884
/Thread

>>507287723
are you retarded?????
all you oil goes over seas, you buy all your oil, Energy independence in US just means you sell your oil , and buy other oil and get a profit

>>507317169
it's an everything burger faggot

this entire war israel vs iran, is war where both sides want to force the US to enter.
this is iran's play to force us to enter with economics, isreal can just false flag you.

>>507287723
Because why would you sell your oil for 50$ to an American if a Pole pays you 100$?

>>507287723
Stop being anti-Semitic