Anonymous
ID: YltooEgZ
6/14/2025, 2:54:10 AM No.507288960
>hear knocking on door
>see this
What do?
>see this
What do?
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Thread 507288960 - /pol/ [Archived: 1153 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: fKuIhbo9
6/14/2025, 2:56:23 AM No.507289155
>>507288960 (OP)
Bot post.
Bot post.
Anonymous
ID: cIm4f0of
6/14/2025, 2:59:25 AM No.507289443
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer the door and begin my process of Enlistment
Answer the door and begin my process of Enlistment
Anonymous
ID: 1xiq56VG
6/14/2025, 3:12:54 AM No.507290729
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer, appeal any notice of draft through my employer, who uses their wealth, name and power to get me out of it.
Captcha: g4mgt
Answer, appeal any notice of draft through my employer, who uses their wealth, name and power to get me out of it.
Captcha: g4mgt
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Anonymous
ID: 3TZsXRN4
6/14/2025, 3:14:34 AM No.507290902
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Anonymous
ID: 1xiq56VG
6/14/2025, 3:15:32 AM No.507291002
>>507288960 (OP)
How come Hong Kong flags while uncommon, aren’t that rare here, while I’ve never seen Macau despite having DRC, Christmas Islands, and even Vatican City in my rare flag collection
How come Hong Kong flags while uncommon, aren’t that rare here, while I’ve never seen Macau despite having DRC, Christmas Islands, and even Vatican City in my rare flag collection
Anonymous
ID: VeuTmYK1
6/14/2025, 3:15:45 AM No.507291027
>>507288960 (OP)
There's an easy loophole to never get enlisted AND get pussy. Sex offenders aren't allowed in the military.
There's an easy loophole to never get enlisted AND get pussy. Sex offenders aren't allowed in the military.
Anonymous
ID: 8SYgoNOz
6/14/2025, 3:17:13 AM No.507291167
>>507288960 (OP)
Stoically accept my fate and go die in some kike war. You fags cling too much to life.
Stoically accept my fate and go die in some kike war. You fags cling too much to life.
Anonymous
ID: Qu3VIPWS
6/14/2025, 3:19:58 AM No.507291384
Lube up my 8 inch cock and say "come in!"
Anonymous
ID: 749ER4Oi
6/14/2025, 3:21:30 AM No.507291532
Anonymous
ID: DOHmvfMn
6/14/2025, 3:22:27 AM No.507291606
>and this is my sons room, hes quite the internet sleuth
Leaf Abroad
ID: yySbgkgZ
6/14/2025, 3:22:52 AM No.507291637
>>507288960 (OP)
im in latam so it will be a spic giving me a drink
im in latam so it will be a spic giving me a drink
Anonymous
ID: HG2v9yW5
6/14/2025, 3:23:12 AM No.507291662
>>507288960 (OP)
Direct them to the zoomer kid next door because they had the right name, just the wrong address.
Direct them to the zoomer kid next door because they had the right name, just the wrong address.
Anonymous
ID: KiAu7URH
6/14/2025, 3:23:25 AM No.507291675
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer the door naked and hope it's not a Navy recruiter
Answer the door naked and hope it's not a Navy recruiter
Anonymous
ID: A8uJM2Gs
6/14/2025, 3:23:54 AM No.507291724
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer the door sitting in the wheelchair I've been using to fool the government for 11 years.
Answer the door sitting in the wheelchair I've been using to fool the government for 11 years.
Anonymous
ID: DvEYGbg7
6/14/2025, 3:24:24 AM No.507291761
>>507288960 (OP)
ignore it. my mom will just answer and say "he's in his room come on in"
ignore it. my mom will just answer and say "he's in his room come on in"
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Anonymous
ID: AdUuzEp+
6/14/2025, 3:25:13 AM No.507291828
>>507288960 (OP)
Ask why he's knocking on the door across the hall from mine
Ask why he's knocking on the door across the hall from mine
Anonymous
ID: S/XMz1TF
6/14/2025, 3:26:12 AM No.507291912
>>507288960 (OP)
Call him a traitor and tell him to get off my land. Screen door stays closed. Any attempt to violate the 4th amendment will be met with a shotgun to the balls.
Call him a traitor and tell him to get off my land. Screen door stays closed. Any attempt to violate the 4th amendment will be met with a shotgun to the balls.
Anonymous
ID: Jp3ETjOU
6/14/2025, 3:26:48 AM No.507291973
Alexa, intruder alert.
Anonymous
ID: S/XMz1TF
6/14/2025, 3:26:55 AM No.507291987
>>507291761
Your mom should be obedient to you, not strangers who answer the door.
Your mom should be obedient to you, not strangers who answer the door.
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Anonymous
ID: WAuhP6dv
6/14/2025, 3:30:16 AM No.507292273
>>507288960 (OP)
Turn on the sprinklers. Turn on Vengaboys.
Turn on the sprinklers. Turn on Vengaboys.
Anonymous
ID: 5aL7nbMf
6/14/2025, 3:31:04 AM No.507292351
>>507288960 (OP)
Start jacking off
Start jacking off
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Anonymous
ID: WAuhP6dv
6/14/2025, 3:33:13 AM No.507292530
>>507291987
Women are traitors of the highest order. If you had a wife, mother or daughters you would understand their character.
Women are traitors of the highest order. If you had a wife, mother or daughters you would understand their character.
Anonymous
ID: TCHQy/2y
6/14/2025, 3:33:27 AM No.507292545
>>507288960 (OP)
rat out my zoomer neighbors then console the zoomer women when they are lonely
rat out my zoomer neighbors then console the zoomer women when they are lonely
Anonymous
ID: Qu3VIPWS
6/14/2025, 3:34:38 AM No.507292648
Anonymous
ID: RD6YXIme
6/14/2025, 3:36:03 AM No.507292769
>>507288960 (OP)
Tell them I'm neither interested in joining a lgbt organisation nor in gay rape or shrapnel rape or vaccine rape.
Though the US is safe now. You should worry if you are ruled by onions occupied government.
Tell them I'm neither interested in joining a lgbt organisation nor in gay rape or shrapnel rape or vaccine rape.
Though the US is safe now. You should worry if you are ruled by onions occupied government.
Anonymous
ID: 8hxDGHeL
6/14/2025, 3:37:10 AM No.507292858
>>507288960 (OP)
If they have a warrant, then they'll let themselves in.
Otherwise, Wal-Mart will call to deliver my toilet paper downstairs.
If they have a warrant, then they'll let themselves in.
Otherwise, Wal-Mart will call to deliver my toilet paper downstairs.
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Anonymous
ID: Qu3VIPWS
6/14/2025, 3:39:00 AM No.507292992
>>507292858
>If they have a warrant, then they'll let themselves in.
Draft officers don't need warrants. If you are drafted, then you are immediately under military COJ and many of your "rights" are suspended.
>If they have a warrant, then they'll let themselves in.
Draft officers don't need warrants. If you are drafted, then you are immediately under military COJ and many of your "rights" are suspended.
Anonymous
ID: YkJaozdK
6/14/2025, 3:40:09 AM No.507293087
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Anonymous
ID: jyBVX7K4
6/14/2025, 3:41:22 AM No.507293208
MOMMY MOMMY SCAWY MAN AT THE DOOR I PEEPEED MY PAJAMAS MAKE HIM GO AWAY MOMMY
Anonymous
ID: NPfggMzt
6/14/2025, 3:42:09 AM No.507293274
>>507288960 (OP)
Get out of the way nigger, I need to get inside.
Get out of the way nigger, I need to get inside.
Anonymous
ID: Qu3VIPWS
6/14/2025, 3:44:17 AM No.507293472
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Anonymous
ID: Uf6hAfMw
6/14/2025, 3:46:22 AM No.507293653
Same thread from yesterday, this is a FED post, they want to put out feelers on how people "may" react to Military knocking on your door. This entire thread is a trap and OP is a VPN faggot.
Anonymous
ID: YkJaozdK
6/14/2025, 3:46:30 AM No.507293661
>>507293472
its a ptrd
its a ptrd
Anonymous
ID: y2LYl3dV
6/14/2025, 3:48:49 AM No.507293848
>>507288960 (OP)
I'm actually a quaker so I can just say that.
I'm actually a quaker so I can just say that.
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Anonymous
ID: Qu3VIPWS
6/14/2025, 3:50:17 AM No.507293985
>>507293848
ayo you gots your quaker badge? if not then you not legit yo.
ayo you gots your quaker badge? if not then you not legit yo.
Anonymous
ID: 3YUyrwCi
6/14/2025, 3:52:13 AM No.507294141
>>507288960 (OP)
"We just want to talk, get your passport details, you have nothing to fear."
"We just want to talk, get your passport details, you have nothing to fear."
Anonymous
ID: mOUVQ8oW
6/14/2025, 4:03:28 AM No.507295030
>>507288960 (OP)
Wait for them to go away then resume shitposting.
Wait for them to go away then resume shitposting.
Anonymous
ID: Wz+1FRAy
6/14/2025, 4:11:03 AM No.507295672
Easy.
Since the algorithm already knows who will fight pressgangers, I have no need to hide my view, which is to kill as many as I can and then proceed to the courthouse, the da office, and if I'm still alive after that then I will head toward the capital of my state and go after the legislators, judges, and the governor if I can. Maybe break into a nat guard armory along the way.
Since the algorithm already knows who will fight pressgangers, I have no need to hide my view, which is to kill as many as I can and then proceed to the courthouse, the da office, and if I'm still alive after that then I will head toward the capital of my state and go after the legislators, judges, and the governor if I can. Maybe break into a nat guard armory along the way.
Anonymous
ID: VAEdfIAe
6/14/2025, 4:29:21 AM No.507297252
>>507288960 (OP)
It's been how many years since Russia invaded Ukraine, and still no draft in the USA. Third worlders will never get a chance to take a pot shot at me, and I will continue to reach unprecedented levels of comfy.
It's been how many years since Russia invaded Ukraine, and still no draft in the USA. Third worlders will never get a chance to take a pot shot at me, and I will continue to reach unprecedented levels of comfy.
Anonymous
ID: XCjM27/K
6/14/2025, 4:31:16 AM No.507297425
>>507288960 (OP)
>military man knocks on my door and wants to draft me
>i activate the nuclear warhead in my torso, triggering a massive explosion that wipes out everything around me
not my problem
>military man knocks on my door and wants to draft me
>i activate the nuclear warhead in my torso, triggering a massive explosion that wipes out everything around me
not my problem
Anonymous
ID: kFEJqGMj
6/14/2025, 4:32:06 AM No.507297492
>>507288960 (OP)
Just shout that you're jewish and they'll go away
Just shout that you're jewish and they'll go away
Anonymous
ID: 8QKMy/XL
6/14/2025, 4:44:42 AM No.507298591