Anonymous
(ID: cIm4f0of)
6/14/2025, 2:59:25 AM
No.507289443
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer the door and begin my process of Enlistment
Anonymous
(ID: 1xiq56VG)
6/14/2025, 3:12:54 AM
No.507290729
>>507290902
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer, appeal any notice of draft through my employer, who uses their wealth, name and power to get me out of it.
Captcha: g4mgt
Anonymous
(ID: 3TZsXRN4)
6/14/2025, 3:14:34 AM
No.507290902
>>507291461
>>507290729
>the guy i work for is rich
lmao, good luck with that
Anonymous
(ID: 1xiq56VG)
6/14/2025, 3:15:32 AM
No.507291002
>>507288960 (OP)
How come Hong Kong flags while uncommon, aren’t that rare here, while I’ve never seen Macau despite having DRC, Christmas Islands, and even Vatican City in my rare flag collection
Anonymous
(ID: VeuTmYK1)
6/14/2025, 3:15:45 AM
No.507291027
>>507288960 (OP)
There's an easy loophole to never get enlisted AND get pussy. Sex offenders aren't allowed in the military.
Anonymous
(ID: 8SYgoNOz)
6/14/2025, 3:17:13 AM
No.507291167
>>507288960 (OP)
Stoically accept my fate and go die in some kike war. You fags cling too much to life.
Anonymous
(ID: Qu3VIPWS)
6/14/2025, 3:19:58 AM
No.507291384
Lube up my 8 inch cock and say "come in!"
Anonymous
(ID: DOHmvfMn)
6/14/2025, 3:22:27 AM
No.507291606
>and this is my sons room, hes quite the internet sleuth
Leaf Abroad
(ID: yySbgkgZ)
6/14/2025, 3:22:52 AM
No.507291637
>>507288960 (OP)
im in latam so it will be a spic giving me a drink
Anonymous
(ID: HG2v9yW5)
6/14/2025, 3:23:12 AM
No.507291662
>>507288960 (OP)
Direct them to the zoomer kid next door because they had the right name, just the wrong address.
Anonymous
(ID: KiAu7URH)
6/14/2025, 3:23:25 AM
No.507291675
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer the door naked and hope it's not a Navy recruiter
Anonymous
(ID: A8uJM2Gs)
6/14/2025, 3:23:54 AM
No.507291724
>>507288960 (OP)
Answer the door sitting in the wheelchair I've been using to fool the government for 11 years.
Anonymous
(ID: DvEYGbg7)
6/14/2025, 3:24:24 AM
No.507291761
>>507291987
>>507288960 (OP)
ignore it. my mom will just answer and say "he's in his room come on in"
Anonymous
(ID: AdUuzEp+)
6/14/2025, 3:25:13 AM
No.507291828
>>507288960 (OP)
Ask why he's knocking on the door across the hall from mine
Anonymous
(ID: S/XMz1TF)
6/14/2025, 3:26:12 AM
No.507291912
>>507288960 (OP)
Call him a traitor and tell him to get off my land. Screen door stays closed. Any attempt to violate the 4th amendment will be met with a shotgun to the balls.
Anonymous
(ID: S/XMz1TF)
6/14/2025, 3:26:55 AM
No.507291987
>>507292530
>>507291761
Your mom should be obedient to you, not strangers who answer the door.
Anonymous
(ID: WAuhP6dv)
6/14/2025, 3:30:16 AM
No.507292273
>>507288960 (OP)
Turn on the sprinklers. Turn on Vengaboys.
Anonymous
(ID: WAuhP6dv)
6/14/2025, 3:33:13 AM
No.507292530
>>507291987
Women are traitors of the highest order. If you had a wife, mother or daughters you would understand their character.
Anonymous
(ID: TCHQy/2y)
6/14/2025, 3:33:27 AM
No.507292545
>>507288960 (OP)
rat out my zoomer neighbors then console the zoomer women when they are lonely
Anonymous
(ID: Qu3VIPWS)
6/14/2025, 3:34:38 AM
No.507292648
>>507292351
>Start jacking off
Yourself?
Him?
The Dog?
Fuck your confusing instructions!
Anonymous
(ID: RD6YXIme)
6/14/2025, 3:36:03 AM
No.507292769
>>507288960 (OP)
Tell them I'm neither interested in joining a lgbt organisation nor in gay rape or shrapnel rape or vaccine rape.
Though the US is safe now. You should worry if you are ruled by onions occupied government.
Anonymous
(ID: 8hxDGHeL)
6/14/2025, 3:37:10 AM
No.507292858
>>507292992
>>507288960 (OP)
If they have a warrant, then they'll let themselves in.
Otherwise, Wal-Mart will call to deliver my toilet paper downstairs.
Anonymous
(ID: Qu3VIPWS)
6/14/2025, 3:39:00 AM
No.507292992
>>507292858
>If they have a warrant, then they'll let themselves in.
Draft officers don't need warrants. If you are drafted, then you are immediately under military COJ and many of your "rights" are suspended.
Anonymous
(ID: jyBVX7K4)
6/14/2025, 3:41:22 AM
No.507293208
MOMMY MOMMY SCAWY MAN AT THE DOOR I PEEPEED MY PAJAMAS MAKE HIM GO AWAY MOMMY
Anonymous
(ID: NPfggMzt)
6/14/2025, 3:42:09 AM
No.507293274
>>507288960 (OP)
Get out of the way nigger, I need to get inside.
Anonymous
(ID: Qu3VIPWS)
6/14/2025, 3:44:17 AM
No.507293472
>>507293661
>>507293087
homemade 20mm?
The blast would blow down the walls. kek
Anonymous
(ID: Uf6hAfMw)
6/14/2025, 3:46:22 AM
No.507293653
Same thread from yesterday, this is a FED post, they want to put out feelers on how people "may" react to Military knocking on your door. This entire thread is a trap and OP is a VPN faggot.
Anonymous
(ID: y2LYl3dV)
6/14/2025, 3:48:49 AM
No.507293848
>>507293985
>>507288960 (OP)
I'm actually a quaker so I can just say that.
Anonymous
(ID: Qu3VIPWS)
6/14/2025, 3:50:17 AM
No.507293985
>>507293848
ayo you gots your quaker badge? if not then you not legit yo.
Anonymous
(ID: 3YUyrwCi)
6/14/2025, 3:52:13 AM
No.507294141
>>507288960 (OP)
"We just want to talk, get your passport details, you have nothing to fear."
Anonymous
(ID: mOUVQ8oW)
6/14/2025, 4:03:28 AM
No.507295030
>>507288960 (OP)
Wait for them to go away then resume shitposting.
Anonymous
(ID: Wz+1FRAy)
6/14/2025, 4:11:03 AM
No.507295672
Easy.
Since the algorithm already knows who will fight pressgangers, I have no need to hide my view, which is to kill as many as I can and then proceed to the courthouse, the da office, and if I'm still alive after that then I will head toward the capital of my state and go after the legislators, judges, and the governor if I can. Maybe break into a nat guard armory along the way.
Anonymous
(ID: VAEdfIAe)
6/14/2025, 4:29:21 AM
No.507297252
>>507288960 (OP)
It's been how many years since Russia invaded Ukraine, and still no draft in the USA. Third worlders will never get a chance to take a pot shot at me, and I will continue to reach unprecedented levels of comfy.
Anonymous
(ID: kFEJqGMj)
6/14/2025, 4:32:06 AM
No.507297492
>>507288960 (OP)
Just shout that you're jewish and they'll go away
6/14/2025, 2:54:10 AM
No.507288960
>>507289155
>>507289443
>>507290313
>>507290665
>>507290729
>>507291002
>>507291027
>>507291167
>>507291532
>>507291637
>>507291662
>>507291675
>>507291724
>>507291744
>>507291761
>>507291828
>>507291912
>>507292273
>>507292351
>>507292545
>>507292769
>>507292858
>>507293087
>>507293274
>>507293848
>>507294088
>>507294141
>>507294219
>>507295030
>>507297252
>>507297425
>>507297492
