Thread 507290466

>>507290466 (OP)
I can't wait!

>>507290466 (OP)
GODSPEED YOU, IRAN

>>507290466 (OP)
Isn’t that all they have? Defenceless afterwards?

>>507290466 (OP)
What is this, Dragon Ball Z? All of your attack moves are automatically 10 times less powerful if you don't announce them first?

>>507290466 (OP)
lets see that iron dome do its thing brown religious niggas

Why do they always announce shit? Jews are always silent until they hit, arabs are retarded

>>507290466 (OP)
did they say when? or what has the time interval been so far?

>>507290466 (OP)
Why are they letting the world know? Genuinely curious

>>507290466 (OP)
Why would you announce this

>>507290466 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRpdJqMC80

>>507290466 (OP)
How many missles was the last wave?

>>507290813
they probably went to sleep just after announcing this, just banter

>>507290466 (OP)
2 hours ago still hasn't happened

>>507290758
>It's a larp

>>507290466 (OP)
kino is back on the menu

>>507290466 (OP)
AWAKEN

>>507290466 (OP)
>Countries using emoji characters in threats to other countries
What is this timeline?

>>507290853
that's the question
if it was 800, and Israel didn't like it...

May I see the evidence of them exploding on their targets and the aftermath?

>>507290682
they've been defenseless this entire time. they need to shoot their load before israel kills the rest of the guys who know how to use the missiles

>>507290466 (OP)
where are those miggers saying trump isn't involved even though he's intercepting all these missiles for the kikes?

how many will have nucclear payloads? then i dont care

Is this the third time, or the second? Did I miss one?

>>507290466 (OP)
I wish they were nuclear

>>507290466 (OP)
The countdown timer is set to 20,160 minutes.

>>507290813
To demoralize israel, instill fear in them so they cant sleep. You know a psychological attack.

>>507291100
They're saving the big firework for last.

yes !!!!

>>507290758
Because now, now matter how many missiles actually get launched their reality will remain at 1800. It is exactly the same as if they already launched them.

>>507290891
They’re making sure the Jews are as prepared as possible
How nice to give them loads of time to prepare like that

>>507290711
Who cares about fucking missiles exploding in the desert? Nobody. That's why you have to announce it. So everyone can go OH SHIIIIT ITS HAPPENINGGGGG.

>>507290758
Communists are also kinda retarded not knowing the difference between Persians and Arabs.

>>507291064
Sneaking 1 nuke in would be the plan.

>>507290466 (OP)
Yo dog. I heard you like 900 missiles...

>>507290812
Because its all fake gay scripted masonic faggotry. Islam was usurped in the 18th century alongside the Vatican masonry and the British crown. Weishaupt, m a Rothschild and Jacob Frank. Saudi royal family converted to judaism when sabbatai tzevi was there "converting to islam".

>>507290466 (OP)
1 for each jew who died in the holocaust.

>>507290466 (OP)
you fucking retards, bomb first then speak

>>507290466 (OP)
Well now Israel knows what to expect. Iran needs to quit yapping so much, makes them look weak

Oiii vey!! Dem are sending 1488 + 312 missiles! I’m starting to think they may be anti-semetic or something

>>507290466 (OP)
>1-800-MISSILES
>Get fucked, Jews!

We already have the slogan, who’s going to write the jingle?

>>507290466 (OP)
Rolling for TKD

>>507291360
https://youtu.be/gER7xe11nz8

>>507291731
>1-800-MISSILES
lol

>>507290466 (OP)
It’s weird they’re announcing everything before they do it.

>>507291454
Lol

>>507290758
They are saying despite JIDF trying to kill chivalry, they'll announce their next attack like a noble nation would. Sneak attacks are for...(((qui?)))

>>507291409
Tell me about it..
this "happening" is just an exchange of little puffs of smoke with 24-hour breaks in between.

This war and the riots are just a distraction and acircus

>>507290682
it's more than that even

>>507291360
Fixed the handle

>>507291731
Kek!

>>507290466 (OP)
They missed the chance to shoot 1488 missiles.

>>507291731
fucking kek

They won’t do it

>>507291998
good morning!

Muslims produce results, not just whine about zionist Jews on the internet. The zionists are "Jews" as much as a man in a dress is a woman.

>>507292157
actually i was just going to sleep

>>507290466 (OP)
are they gonna post the exact coordinates on twitter too, or is that too on the nose?

>>507292195
In other words, the zionist "Jews" are quite literally the forces of Satan.

>>507292224
late night committing genocide?

>>507290682
That’s what Ukraine said about Russia and now they’re getting bombed daily.

>>507290466 (OP)
What idiotic military announces their intention beforehand?

lol no
I bet they don't have 800 left
Also how many launchers do they have?
200?
Do these dune coons into math?

That’s a lot of missiles

>>507292340
nah i'm not mobilized right now

>>507290466 (OP)
Rabbi kebab

>>507292373
Iran announced it when they shot missles at our bases when we killed solemani

>>507291731
Should I call, bros?

>>507292282
>Smoked out every AA with drones.
GG.

>>507292391
For you.

I don’t want Iran bros or Jew bros to die over this nonsense. It’s sad.

Can’t we all just get some beer and go fishing?

>>507290792
Every 2 or so weeks

>>507292440
ah. is it hard to sleep on gold, or do you grind it to a dust, like sand?

>>507290466 (OP)
Why expose your strat!??
That's so dumb
I hope Iran Fucking kill the journalist

China can make a lot more than 1800 missles in a few weeks.
West still asleep at the wheel, or MOSSAD owns the entire US government.

>>507292492
stop sending your weapons to israel

>>507292695
no one asked, Chang

>>507292695
Are you just now catching on?

>>507292670
It's because 1,800 is nothing to them.

>>507290466 (OP)
Two more weeks? How many weeks until Iran kills off all of the Israeli high command, following their current pace?

>>507290466 (OP)
Those teases

>>507292492
Don't you have protest planned today? Go to one

>>507290758
>Why do they always announce shit? jews are always silent until they hit, arabs are retarded


lmao make another funny joke about the "Raising a flag" or "wearing a ring" hahah
so funny!
/k/ posters need to be fed to wild animals

>>507290758
They’re technically not Arabs

>>507290466 (OP)
>muh 1000 misslies
we need quality you persian subhumans, not quantity, 10 hypersonic with massive explosion is more than enough to cripple israel, attack the fucking airports so no more jets bombing you holy shit how stupid you are

>>507292492
>Can’t we all just get some beer and go fishing?
Stop being silly

>>507290813
Because they aren't even a serious threat, which is why it's ridiculous Israel even attacked. Muslims have been firing thousands of rockets into Israel for decades, and none of them make contact and are all shitty.

>tldr: nothing ever happens

>>507290891
2 more announcements

>>507290758
arabs don't larp, or the whole suicide bombing thing wouldn't exist. this is apparently a persian shit, they still live in era of "do this or we will!!" rather than actually doing something
fucking pathetic I swear, I hope israel nuke all iran

>>507290758
because they are acting like their the villain in an anime.

>>507293397
If they don't larp then why do the women dress that way despite none of them having beehives?

>>507290758
4000 year old culture does retarded shit?

MOAR

>>507292995
It's at least 2% of their reserves. That is absolutely something. You should shut the fuck because you don't know what you're talking about.

>>507292670
Because kikes started the shitshow which means they prepared for the retaliation, kike intel will also know when iran attacks via satellite anyway, so the message is not for the israeli military but for the israeli people to put pressure to their own government. Why are so much people calling them idiots for it, Itought you were at the very least critical thinkers regardless of iq

>>507290758
>Why do they always announce shit? Jews are always silent until they hit, arabs are retarded
If it's hyped, it's a nothing burger. This is 100% true.

>>507290466 (OP)
How do they have so many missiles?

They need 1800 missiles to do one three-thousandth the damage we can do with just one bomb

>>507294012
because they're forced to live around kikes

>>507290891
More time for fag sex for you. Lucky fag

well shit
irsaels dead then
thats it
may as well just point and laugh right
all the retards sucking isreals dick is saying how iran could have obliterated them at any moment and isreal had no choice but to bomb them first if they had any chance
so if thats not absolute hot horseshit then iran will wipe them out any minute now right?

>>507290853
looked like 1 hit tel aviv so probably like 5

>>507290466 (OP)
Would be more threatening if they said they'd retaliated with one missile.

Yeah don't forget to tell the trajectories and the time of each missiles too

>>507294454
"Itano Circus"

>>507290531
Holy shit fake gif

>>507290466 (OP)
They don’t even have 1800 missiles lmao

>>507291731
Need a light in the night?
Call 1-800-MISSILES

Need a boom in the room?
Call 1-800-MISSILES!

Don't despair! We'll get you there!
Just call 1-800-MISSILES!

>>507290466 (OP)
Okay Twitter calm down, a military is now telling you what they are going to do instead of just doing it

>>507290466 (OP)
Why do they telegraph their plans? Just fire the missiles then gloat about the damage. You dont do it the other way around.

>>507290992
Anon, are you implying that someone is lying?

>>507293284
Reality is the upper level jews in Israel love to keep the Muslims riled up and tossing dud rockets at them.
For every random guys house btfo or civilian obliterated it's another opportunity in the propaganda to keep the war machine going

>>507290531
based knower

>>507290466 (OP)
Imagine you walk by the Iranian central command and you just hear the muffled sounds of Turn Down For What by DJ Snake and Lil Jon through the closed door.

bump news

>>507290466 (OP)
Sounds like some Baghdad Bob bullshit to me.

somethings launching from Jerusalem

lol
incoming in tel aviv

>>507290758
Look at it this way, if Iran does have a nuke, they will certainly announce it before they use it.