Thread 507292068

>ww3 starts
>senile 80 year old game show host president son of queens slumlord, grandson of gold rush canada slumord and hookerhouse owner in charge of mediating between hostile magical book believers armed with planet destroyers
>tomorrow is a huge military parade to celebrate
I hate clownworld.

>>507292068 (OP)
Just wait for the conscription letter buddy

>>507292251
Thankfully I'm much too fat to be useful.

>>507292285
They're gonna roll you down hill as like a barrier breaker.

The Honkening is upon us

>>507292409
I hope they would realize I am smart and use me to do strategic thinking, but hey it's the military, I'd rather they just leave me alone.

>>507292544
It's weird how banal it is.

>>507292068 (OP)
I like what you wrote.

>>507293013
It's funny cuz his first time he got a lot of support for being rather more isolationist than Clinton was perceived as.

>>507292658
Lmfao only thing that gets you out of military service is age/being a cripple, fatty mcfatfuck.

>>507293380
I think I'm also too old.