What did she mean by this?

>EVERYTHING IS MANS FAULT RRREEEEEEEEE
i hate women so fucking much it's unreal

>>507305345 (OP)
It actually works.

>>507305345 (OP)
makes it hard for women to wash their hair

She can't get blacked

no detachable showerhead to masturbate with

>>507305345 (OP)
>What did she mean by this?
It gets her wet.

>>507305345 (OP)
Women prefer detachable shower heads so they can stimulate themselves with them.

>>507305345 (OP)
It's simple, effective, and dosnt have a hunch of unnecessary bullshit attached.

>>507305345 (OP)
Every shower head ever made was designed by a man.

>>507305345 (OP)
probably that girls want to be able to shower without wetting their hair because they read online that you look more fuckable if you let your hair get greasy and they want to do everything possible to look as good as they can for their chad FWB

>>507305345 (OP)
hate to say it but the fact we all don't know what the issue is kinda proves her right
unless other women also don't get it, in which case she's just another dumb cunt lmao

>>507305594
basically every functional invention was designed by a man. the only thing women have ever designed were still engineered and built by men. women have created a lot of fashion products, but again, the most prolific clothing designers are all men. gay men, but still men.

>>507305345 (OP)
It’s not that it isn’t detachable retards (most aren’t). It’s that it’s pointed straight down, and doesn’t forcefully project forward.

>>507305417
don't we all?

>>507305487
Opposite. They often want to shower without getting their hair wet. The water disrupts the delicate chemical coating they spend $80/week on.
t. Married

>>507305345 (OP)
why did she feel the need to peek around the transparent glass pane to show the shower head?

>>507305345 (OP)
Women have yet to figure out what a shower cap is for.

>>507305779
there are literally things you can buy to cover your hair in the shower.

>>507305345 (OP)
most girls don't wash their hair every day and don't like getting it wet every day
she has to walk through the rainfall shower to access body wash and other product
you are all virgins

>>507305698
>basically every functional invention was designed by a man.
Pretty much.
White and Asian men also.

>>507305788
clearly filmed by a woman

She wants to masturbate with the water but can't because is one of those fixed showers heads

>>507305345 (OP)
everything is designed by men though

>>507305860
try telling that to a woman

>>507305698
Women designed the FIU pedestrian bridge.

>>507305522
my first thought as well

I'm honestly not sure if it's a
>don't wanna get my hair wet every time I shower thint
Or
>I can't fap
I'm leaning toward the hair thing.

>>507305487
>>507305522
>>507305673
Do you retards never wash your ass, asscrack, balls or hair properly? Do you wash your hair (and take care of it) twice a day?
Imagine being a mutt with dirty ass and overly dry, hobo hair.
It's no wonder you're incels.

>>507305345 (OP)
>kike slide thread

Blow your brains out, subhuman :)

Why didn't she buy a showerhead designed by a woman?

>>507305522
^

>>507305345 (OP)
The vertical shower makes it harder for her to wash the cum of her 10 boyfriends from her snatch.

>>507305417
Gas women. I don't think we need to procreate anymore anyways

>>507305345 (OP)
much love from kazakhstan

>>507305345 (OP)
lol, well of course it waz

>>507305487
>makes it hard for women to wash their hair
Makes it difficult for women not to get their hair wet.

>>507306010
projecting

>>507305345 (OP)
she means women are stupid and can't design shit except HR protocols

>>507305345 (OP)
She can't blast her stinky pussy with that.

>>507306022
shower heads aren't advertised as being made by the person who designed them.

>>507306010
Americans use "wash cloths" which are small rags that we get soapy and use to wash all over.

This is advanced, PROPRIETARY American knowledge. You are NOT to copy us. You MUST continue to just spray water on yourself like an animal and then douse yourself in cologne. You may NOT use axe body spray, that is also only for us.

>>507306010
Men do.
Women don't.
The women also teach others to not wash their pants/jeans except once a week through multiple wears.

>>507305345 (OP)
Not enough shelf space.

>>507305788
There's a reflection of the window on the shower door glass. If she did not move over you would say "dumb bitch doesn't understand reflections". Because you are intimidated by woman you must find fault in everything they do to make your pathetic self feel a little bit better about yourself.

>>507305345 (OP)
As a man I hate those also. Need detachable shower head to more effectively clean ass, dick, feet and armpit areas

>>507306192
I hope this is satire but I wouldn't doubt it at this point. I know you don't even have bidets and just scrape the shit out of your assholes with your fingers just like pajeets.

>>507306192
Only minorities use wash cloths.
The white man uses a loofah.

>>507306208
>The women also teach others to not wash their pants/jeans except once a week through multiple wears.
is this one of those things they do to secretly sabotage each other?

>>507305954
You ever wonder if they reflect on the fact that their hubris killed people?
I don't. I know they don't care.

>>507306208
I wash my jeans after maybe 10 wears.
But also I dont work outside in them or anything like that. Just wear them to the office and whatever.

>>507305860
Women are retarded, mostly.

>>507305345 (OP)
No shower hose to stick up her ass and pussy

>>507306287
There's only space for 3 bottlers you fucking retard.

>>507305345 (OP)
I've seen this slide thread over 5 times now

>>507305345 (OP)
Why didn't you design it then stupid bitch?

>>507305538
Right in their coochies!

>>507306297
>secretly
No. It's just them being lazy whores. They also count the time that the laundry is spinning in the wash and dryer as "time worked on chores."

>>507305345 (OP)
she's upset that it's not removeable because she wanted to masturbate with it.
Wine aunts all get the joke and they think it's hilarious that most guys don't get it.

>>507305345 (OP)
You think her anger is performative or she's actually so high strung she's gripping her fist and holding tension in her arms over... whatever this is about? I assume because the place is green.

>>507306436
they also stand over a running treadmill while on their phones and count that towards time working out

>>507305345 (OP)
Literally everything is designed by men.

>>507305345 (OP)
Probably because it's not a detachable showerhead that allows them to masturbate?

>>507305779
If your wife spends that much money on her hair, look out because she is just looking for a man. Probably when she goes to her job.

>>507306158
Pretty sure she could look at the box and figure out which was the water goes when in use.

>>507305538
Lol

>>507306561
Lmao
Have you actually ever talked to a woman

>>507305345 (OP)
well of course it was. when have you seen a woman doing math or in construction?

>>507306010
FYI, white Americans actually don't wash their whole body and especially not their hair, ass, and legs. Some think going inro the pool counts as taking a shower/bathing. It's a thing, here...
https://lamag.com/theindustry/celebrities-who-dont-bathe
https://x.com/notcapnamerica/status/1631494897852387328
https://x.com/SeeRacists/status/1873132466095178226

>>507305864
>she has to walk through the rainfall shower to access body wash and other product
No she doesn't.

>>507306594
doesn't mean it was designed by a woman. old people also use detachable shower heads because a lot of them sit down on a stool in the shower

>>507305462
>>507305536
>>507305560
Kek

>>507306307
They blame the software they were using. At one point they found a man to blame it on, which was an interesting choice after they had spent so much time bragging how it was a bridge designed entirely by women.

>>507306657
Yet they make fun of pajeets? That's absolutely disgusting.
How did you even end up like that? Is it the glorious protestant legacy where touching your ass is gay?

>>507306208
If you have an office job and aren't fat and sweaty only washing your pants after a week or so's worth of wear is just common sense. Jeans maybe 2+ weeks.

>>507306657
>Here are things white people do

How tf would you know anything about what white people do, you swarthoid monkey?

>>507306742
She's the one who turn it into a sexism issue. Not sure why you're bending yourself into so many knots to stan for her.

>>507306010
You ever heard of a bar of soap and a rag? Ofcourse not you need a jetstream of water touching your asshole at 0.5 inches and not because youre a faggot (so you say)

>>507305522
This.

>>507306289
Bidets spray other people's shit on you because when it sprays poop off someones ass, some poop goes back on the nozzle before it retracts after use

>>507305345 (OP)
Everything is designed by men honey. Women don't actually work

>>507306289
Also some of their poop goes into your anal hole and inside u

>>507305345 (OP)
Wow great post

>>507306289
Did you miss the "wash cloth" part, nigga?

>>507305345 (OP)
Damn I thought the whole "I never talk to women" thing you guys do was a joke but you guys actually don't talk to women do you

>>507306888
>>507306999
Good morning!
>>507306910
You obviously wipe your asshole clean first. Then you use the bidet to sanitize it further. There isn't any shit flying around.

>>507306910
I would have thought the japs had had invented a double spray system

>>507305860
>shower caps are for the elderly
women are tards

>>507305345 (OP)
>grrrr why should I have to turn the shower head to suit my irrational preferences? it should already be turned
>I bet the boyim did this

>>507306010
>muslim rape baby
>calling anyone a mutt
There’s more white people in California than there are in spain

>>507305345 (OP)
Because you cant take the shower off to wash your cunt

>>507305345 (OP)
Becauae she wants to remove the shower head to masturbate with

>>507306799
If you get the time, it's a fun rabbithole of "the fuck?" They wrote articles defending the indefinite cessation of soap and water in their lives.
>Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria that he claims neutralizes the body’s smell-making chemicals.
https://x.com/nypost/status/1783636098666680562
Smelly hill to die on, but jeets also smell like curry so...eh.

>>507307088
theres still going to be some poop on your anus/brown liquid so still something to accept when buying a bidet. pros and cons. also lots of ppl dont wipe before bidet use.

>>507307088
Its late and I'm gonna go to bed

>>507305538
Yeah, no!
they don’t get to do that

>>507307095
or like have one nozzle per family member. whats a double spray?

>>507305345 (OP)
Women make me fucking sick bro

>>507306888
kek

>>507307267
>theres still going to be some poop on your anus/brown liquid
Have you heard of wet wipes?
>also lots of ppl dont wipe before bidet use
Absolute troglodytes.
>>507307283
Good night and do the needful.

>>507305345 (OP)
wear a shower cap you retarded bitch

>>507306010

Sorry, too busy teabagging you to care.

>>507307327
r u disabled

all problems we encounter with women can be solved with a good fucking.

>>507307399
A prayer to my Lord Jesus Christ, of course

They need the douche nozzle to keep the vagene clean

>>507307321
Like a spray that sprays the first nozzle clean IDK. I have a detachable shower head, don’t eat goyslop and am not an amerilard so I actually wash below my waist.

>>507305779
I always find that hilarious because Ive got nicer hair then most women because I dont do all that shit. I think Ill grow it out this summer.

>>507307399
so know youre saying to normally wipe and then wet wipe. then use a bidet. but theres still poop particles especially up inside your rectum and maybe some of that will get sprayed back out your anal hole int othe toilet bowl and maybe back onto the nozzle only to be sprayed into someone elses anal hole freshly pulsating after a huge turd forcefully slid out of it

>>507307553
based

>>507307480
This is true facts.

>>507307597
This reads like a new genre of scat smut. I'll crown it "remote ass 2 ass".

>>507306010
>not stenchmaxxing so everyone stays the fuck out of your way
ngmi

>>507307723
kek still what i said is true. pros n cons. bidets wud be perfect if they had 1 nozzle per family member

>>507306297
>>The women also teach others to not wash their pants/jeans except once a week through multiple wears.

So what? I never wash my jeans. Some pairs I've had for +5 years and never washed.

Shirts - yeah I wash those regularly because of sweat

>>507307574
We get washed below the waist usually once a week when our assisted living nurse comes to wipe us down. Mine’s named Tameka and she’s got an attitude

Who the fuck washes their jeans regularly anyway? That'd turn them into shrunken cardboard real fast.

>>507305345 (OP)
She cant detach and use it to get off

>>507307586
girls in highschool used to ask me how i keep my hair so soft
i didn't tell them my secret was i never showered and my hair was just extremely greasy

>>507307913
wash your jeans. youre that one retard out in public stinking like shit who thinks hes fine. you are not. clean. now. you. ape.

>>507307993
nor can i

the shower pressure looks weak to me.

no nigger in the shower

>>507305345 (OP)
Her boobies don't fit. But to be fair to the guy, he doesn't get pussy so he can't test his great designs on females. This bitch was not there to watch this guy grow to his potential.

This does not mean we need more girls in design, there wouldn't even be a shower if she was somehow in charge of the guy as if her design is more important. No she should have volunteered to shower naked to test the shower out and also catered to some of his needs. No complaints brat. She should be censored for ruining the work of people who actually try. Shut up.

>>507308023
Kek, I shower everyday mines just naturally nice. It probably helps that I eat healthy and actually take care or myself.

>>507308926
shampooing/conditioning your hair daily is bad for it

>>507308051

I renounced pussy so what do I care?

Anyways I don't think they stink. I can smell when my shirts need washing. My jeans smell fine.

Also I'm talking about my after work jeans I only wear once a week or so. I wash my work pants once a month or if they get mud on them. It's fine man.

>>507308926
How long is your hair?

>>507306888
This, the spaniard faggot is retarded. You can clean your whole body with a shower head, and my is brazilian style.

>>507305522
Checked

>>507305779
Isn't that more a function of using shampoo? She can get her hair wet and the oils will still largely remain

>>507309154
Right now its short. Ive had it down to my waist before. It grows pretty quick I can have it back to shoulder lenght by the end of the summer.

>>507309209
Not using a bidet is degenerate and 5th worldish.

>>507306010
What are you talking about you fucking retard?
That shower head is perfectly suitable for all of that, use a fucking wash rag or your hands if you are poor, fucking nigger.

>>507309364
There is a fucktonne of shit women put in their hair - from latex powders which create volume, to curling chemicals, to temporary colour.

>>507309364
Tap water in most places will dry your hair. Then you also need to soak/dry the hair which takes time and is annoying. Then you need to apply some hair product like oil so it isn't a dry, rizzy mess after that plain water wash.
There's no reason to randomly get your hair wet. Wash it when you need to wash your scalp.
>>507309471
Don't cut it bro. Short hair is for fags and you also get to make women seethe by having better hair than them.
>t. long hair guy married to a woman whose hair I mog massively
>>507309572
Ok Abdul.

>>507309471
Fucking bigfoot motherfucker.

>>507309572
women use shower heads for masturbation mainly then having their body washed without hair, it's not that hard to get it if you had a girlfriend at least once in your lifetime.

>>507309651
Alright anon Ill grow it back.
>>507309703
Kek it also takes me like 2 week to grow a decent beard.

>>507309786
I'm sorry you are too retarded to read more than one post.

>>507309930
What did she mean by that?

>>507305462
Kek

>>507309868
>Kek it also takes me like 2 week to grow a decent beard.
Just go full apeman.

>>507305954
Hey anon, that bridge identifies as a sidewalk. Maybe you should check your privilege and be less ignorant, ok?

>amerimutts bend over and stick their butts out in a suggestive manner while scrubbing their buttholes with a "wash cloth" as the water falls and splashes

>>507310034
I could actually look like that by the end of the summer without the balding I did it before.

>>507310306
Just admit you love blasting your asshole.

>>507305487
>makes it hard for women to wash their hair
maybe a woman can invent a shower cap

>>507305345 (OP)
too stupid to figure out how to turn the water off. blames it on men. typical woman.

>>507310306
>Ass blaster dreaming about bent over American Men
Checks out

>>507305345 (OP)
The shower head isn't easily removable so she can't attach a shower head that allows her to masturbate you retards have never had a girlfriend huh

>>507305345 (OP)
It's about the non-removable shower head, seriously. I didn't think you guys were that stupid. What the hell was that about? You never had a girlfriend? That's just what they do. They go in the shower and masturbate with that if they have a bathtub too.

>>507309572
kekked out loud at that webm

>>507310306
literally me

>>507305345 (OP)
Much like everything else in that video is designed (and built) by men, including the building, tiling, mirror, phone, etc.
Perhaps not the handbag.

a woman complaining about nothing is as common as the day is long, anon.

>>507306293
Loofahs are literally plastic balls for niggers and spics who use the fake gel soap. White people use bar soap and wash rags.

>>507307088
kill yourself spanish nigger. i'd kill you just tell me your address. fucking spic nigger

>>507313889
Calm down, Mohammad.

>>507305678
i just asked my mother and she said she doesnt know. she said, “are those mens products”?

>>507305462
NOICE

>>507306010

yes, i bend over and let the water flow down my bumcheeks and over my bumhole. it tickles.

>>507305345 (OP)
Clearly designed by a homo is more like it.

>>507305345 (OP)
She’s talking about herself being designed by BWC for BWC.

>>507306192
If you fall over on your face on a jeet turd on the street, do you think its enough to wipe your face with a cloth, or do you want to wash it?

Anyone that doesn't have these bum guns installed in every bathroom is a savage
They're standard feature here, even in gas station and supermarket bathrooms

>>507305345 (OP)
they have an extremely stinky hole that needs specialized cleaning

>>507305345 (OP)
It's not adjustable.
Women hate it when they can't get around your settings.

>>507305345 (OP)
Idk she has a nice belly and perky little titties

Idk what’s wrong with the shower, maybe the flow rate is too high? Women always LOVE those shitty low-flow shower heads that barely have any pressure and take forever to wash off.

>>507306657
>don't wash their legs
How did they know….?

>>507306010
>yeah haha I stick a shower head up my ass every day, to stay clean of course! ;)
maricona

>>507305678
The problem with women's icks is they aren't "shared", it's a literal in the moment emotion. And they literally run the gamut from men using umbrellas to you failing a vibe check.

>>507305864
1st world problem.

>>507305345 (OP)
she wanted to use on her nasty smelly hole to get off

>>507307586
always the case, guys have better skin with no skin care, better hair when they use 3-1 to wash and shave, i even had girls jealous because I have long eyelashes and good eyebrows
men are simply superiors

>take shower after gf
>shower head is taken out of the holder thing and is just hanging there like a limp dick
but god fucking forbid i forget and leave the seat up after taking a half awake 2am piss

>>507305345 (OP)
>What did she mean by this?
I think she's just seething at how fucking useless women are that she can't get anything designed by women thAt isn't shit

>>507305345 (OP)
That's a really nice shower. Women are so ungrateful, never happy with anything.

>>507305867
Most hotels I've stayed at in Japan, from the small to the luxurious, had immaculate bathrooms. Goddamn. I've had the comfiest, cleanest showers in Japan. The entire country makes you feel clean. Not sure how much longer it remains in that condition.

I thought it was because all the shower gels and shampoos are above her head kek.

>>507315440
Just wait until you learn about women hover pissing in public restrooms and perpetuate a problem they create.
>afraid to get dirty on a public seat because it might be dirty
>don't sit down completely, just kind of stand over the bowl so piss sprays everywhere and makes a mess
>repeat
The only thing you can do is always put the lid down too if you live with a woman. Be petty and make them do the same amount of work they demand through malicious compliance.

>>507305462
And that's a bad thing for the commercial kikes who have a new and revised items to sell you every 6 months.
>>507305864
Pic related: the solution

>>507316326

>>507307480
sauce?

>>507316025
>be petty
i dont wanna be that guy and i definitely found a diamond in the rough with her but she’s very accommodating and i was being tongue in cheek. i hate women but i love my darling gf she’s an actual gem

Clearly designed by a woman

>>507308051
unless you are a fatass with body odor or don't know how to wash your ass you don't need to wash your pants every time you wear them you retard.

women hate water and shampoo

>>507306289
We use toilet paper to get the physical stuff off first and then clean and finish everything with wet wipes not splash every thing on the bottom of our thighs and ass with a bidget plus wet wipes have antiseptic ingredients on it to actually kill bacteria unlike just your toilet squirt gun

>>507305522
>>507305487
No, it makes it hard for them to NOT wash their hair, which they only do every 2nd or 3rd shower.

>>507305538
why are women like that

>>507305345 (OP)
>Clearly designed by a man

She has a point. It is necessary for women to wash their vagina.

>>507305860
My wife uses a shower cap, but only after she gets her hair done or colored. I think its fine to keep it looking nice for a bit to keep it shiny or whatever, I usually cant tell what shes done to her hair anyways.

>>507316972
if i could simply run water over my dickhead for 10 minutes and coom you bet i’d be doing that shit every time i showered too

>>507305345 (OP)
>Of course it was designed by a man.

Everything about it was made by a man.

>They told us they were equal in everything, but time and again, they proved they are not.

>>507306010
>tapas flag
>crash out about hairs

>>507306213
Those shelves are going to have water pooling in them and causing mildew, you need removable washable racks with drainage, you silly goose

Also lads you need to start using a squeegee on the shower tiles right after you shower, it takes barely 10 seconds during time you're drip drying anyway and it keeps that shit so much cleaner for longer

>>507306010
uhh how do you wash hair properly

>>507305522
this is the answer

>>507317564
I remember showering at a friend's house and the water pressure was almost definitely calibrated for his mom and sisters to jill off in the shower, because I've never felt that good pulsing water off of my balls in my life, before or since. My fucking knees buckled dude. His poor dad probably fished out one of my shower slugs along with his wife and daughters' hair.

>>507305345 (OP)
She wants it shooting up into her pussy.
Duh.

>>507305345 (OP)
>What did she mean by this?
I think she's pretending to be outraged that the shower head is affixed to the wall neither its elevation nor its orientation can be adjusted. A man would just make do. But she has a C-slot so immediately saw this as an opportunity to play the victim, coom-plain and attract male attention.

>>507316948
Women are fucking vile, disgusting creatures

>>507319294
>uhh how do you wash hair properly
Focus on shampooing and thoroughly rinsing your scalp and the rest will take care of itself
Conditioner midway on strands to the tip, never the scalp.
Pat with towel and use a cold hairdryer, avoid leaving it soaking wet especially if it's medium or long.

>>507314877
>And they literally run the gamut from men using umbrellas
I see no problem with this. Only faggots or weaklings wear gloves or use umbrellas. Imagine not knowing this as a man.
>to you failing a vibe check.
Just don't care about her opinions and coom-plaints and openly disrespect her and do the opposite of what she asks while pointing out that you're doing it to spite her and specifically because she asked you not do it and she'll love and respect you for it. They're simple creatures really.

>>507305345 (OP)
You want to wash your body every day, but not your long hair that takes hours to dry. Why are christcuck men so ignorant and stupid about women?

Women need a shower head they can use around with their hand. I have both. Whenever I shower with a bitch she uses the one for the hand. I never use it. Are you people really all virgins?

>>507306022
>Why didn't she buy a showerhead designed by a woman?
Probably a hotel.
>>507306158
>shower heads aren't advertised as being made by the person who designed them.
But she can tell this one was designed by a man so being explicitly informed as to the sex of the designer (always male anyway) would be redundant for her.

>>507305462
This Kek

>>507305701
why does this matter?

Also to all the retards who started talking about bidets, just wash your ass in the shower.

>>507305954
> be retarded women team
>take over project where the bridge was already designed by another team of men
> remove important structural element because it was ugly
> do not compensate the missing element with anything
> bridge shockingly decides to abide to the laws of physics and collapses
Why are women like this?

>>507306192
>You may NOT use axe body spray, that is also only for us.
I use medical spirits or hand disinfectant gel as armpit deodorant. Hand disinfectant is incredibly effective as deodorant. Keeps the stench away for days. Not very pleasant in summer though. I use medical spirits in summer, instead.

>>507320011
this design is top tier. i use the mobile piece to rinse asshole and ears with a stream. its perfecr for cleaning the bathroom too
i

>>507305345 (OP)
Shower head looks a bit low to be designed by a man.

>>507305345 (OP)
COME
OUT
OF
THE
CLOSET
YOU
RUG
MUNCHING
DYKE

>>507320372
OK, but whatever you do don't ever use witch hazel. Its a native plant to America and its only for us Americans.

>>507319582
Like a said earlier no man would ever put a shower head so low. This shower was obviously designed by a lazy and cheap builder that wanted to save money in every direction while still looking "nice". Its basically a fake bathroom ment to have a nice interior and fill a checkmark to increase the homes value for the lowest price possible. Yous see these homebuilders pull this shit in mass over and over again throughout our country.

>>507305522
this is what i was thinking.. kek

>>507305345 (OP)
Running water?

>>507306649
he is right.
No one updates their resume until they're motivated to find a new job.

>>507319766
Conditioner is optional. What works is rinsing your hair with filtered/mineral water if your tap water is bad (it usually is).
For after wash care I just use hair oil. It helps with hydration (seals water in) and adds shine while making the hair easier to brush. Just don't use too much.

>>507305345 (OP)
The spray is too wide with not enough water pressure to thoroughly wet her hair or rinse the shampoo out

>>507305345 (OP)
>What did she mean by this?
its fixed mountes so she cannot masturbate and wash in same time her crotch with it
>it is always about fucking

>>507322416
>Conditioner is optional.
This, the shorter your hair the less likely you need it, my hair is pretty greasy so I only use it occassionaly when it's dried
>I just use hair oil
Underrated move, I found this counterintuitive because my hair is greasy but it seems to make it softer and more balanced, oddly

>ITT incels

>>507305779
Yup

>>507305860
Talk about a boner killer

>>507306561
this guy only dates the most ugly bitches

>>507309651
Sad how far we have to go from America to find people who understand hygiene, most of these mutts' only experience with it is from commercials

>>507317379
lol, at least it is implied she used condoms
Something that, according to <<<Hollywood>>> is not happening in the US as all.
But then, Japan has rising cases of advanced Syphilis as well, lol. And they don't have a problem rolling these ultra thin condoms over their staw-like penises.

>>507305678
I think it's the soaps and shampoos are under the shower, so you squeeze the soap on your hand and then have to pull it back through the water which will wash some of the soap off your hand before you can put it on your body.

>woman makes innocent light hearted observational humor joke online to gossip with the girls
>autistic shut ins find and talk about how they want to beat women to death with claw hammers

>>507323211
>the dolls in my head are fighting again

>>507306213
I only find fault in the way you whine when you don't get every little insignificant thing you want.

>>507305345 (OP)
ITT guys who never wash their butt.

>>507305345 (OP)
She's a Luddite. It's running water, one of the wonders of the industrial revolution and it's been a blessing for the human race

>>507305345 (OP)
Straight white men discovered, invented, conceived and made everything.

This is essentially why any criticism of us is toothless - without straight white men, you'd be living in a hovel.

Look around you right now. Look at every item in the room you are in.
Who imagined, invented, designed and manufactured it?
Who dug the raw materials that made EVERYTHING IN YOUR ROOM out of the ground?
Who made the machines that dug the raw materials out of the ground to make the items in your room right now?

Straight white men did

Women and minorities have literally achieved nothing over thousands of years and are now considered "equal". No wonder their horse is so high.

They are not our equal. We are superior

Women and minorities demanded equality and straight white men stopped working LMFAO. Because equality for straight white men means achieving as much as women and minorities have - NOTHING

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749549128021806.mp4

Name the most successful and accomplished woman or minority inventor, discoverer, or pioneer in any field at any time in history. Something that had never been done previously.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A COMPLETELY OPEN QUESTION - THERE IS AN ANSWER.

WHO IS IT?

>>507306010
hahahaha you just made the ugly smelly mutts seethe uncontrollably

>>507314336
You can scrub a lot more thoroughly with a cloth than clean yourself with a hoze. What's some running water going to do that a soapy cloth can't? Do you just bend over and blast your entire bathroom with shit particles with how strong your water pressure would need to be?

Can't wash without getting her hair wet

>>507305345 (OP)
Women don't want to get their hair wet because it takes them 40 minutes to dry it

>>507319714
how often do you wash your bald head amerimutt nigger?

>>507307480
where is sound?

>>507319714
You shouldn't wash your hair everyday either, fucking retard. KYS.

>>507305345 (OP)
She wants to use the shower head to masturbate but can't because it isn't detachable. Whore

>>507315440
>not sitting while pissing in your own home
low iq subhuman detected
only white people into liquid dynamics and what stand pissing does to toilet surroundings

>>507306192
>Americans use "wash cloths"
nigga what.

>>507305345 (OP)
Extremely huge shower with lots of space to freely not touch the walls aka spin around and live in bliss, and the showerhead is so short she will be bumping into those bottles that are right into her face and touching the walls, probably standing at an awkward position the whole time. It's a design defect. Check mate, males.

>>507305860
hahaha incel

>>507305345 (OP)
i hate whores so fuckin much

For me, I am getting a much longer showerhead that sprays more in the middle of the shower, and putting those fucking bottles on the other side of the shower where they will be mostly out of the way. Again, 2 design defects. Check mate.

>>507305954
Back in the olden days of Xerox-lore, be sure that the girls got praise and honors.

>>507305779
This
Is this place so much full of incels?

>>507319714

Washing you hair every day fucks it up, though you're partially correct in that this dumb bitch shouldn't be upset about it cause she should still be rinsing it at least.
Really you shouldn't be using shampoo at all, it fucking wrecks your hair.

>>507307480
How to win a hundred quid.

>>507306010
Based

>>507316948
which is straight up fucking disgusting
>nooo i can't wash my hair every time i shower or it will get dry
>instead let me walk around with 3 days of sweat and dirt caked on my skull, much better!

>>507309930
Skull fuck!

>>507306010

You don't need an adjustable shower head to wash your asshole correctly you disgusting subhuman. Try using your hands and soap instead of just spraying water directly at your balls. Christ alive eurofaggots are nasty.

>>507305678
Nah I remember the comments of that video talking about how it was the detachable/adjustable showerhead thing, even though many women also don't give a shit about that.

Honestly the only time I've ever heard of someone actually complaining about that kind of thing outside of this video was a guy because he was too tall for most 'default height' shower head instalments in houses.

>>507305522
>>507305538
That's disgusting

>>507319914
OK (((memeflaggot)))

>>507316948
Couldn't she just use a shower cap?

>>507305864
Show tits whore

>>507309930
it would be funnier if wand was in shape of dildo

>>507306192
Eww yuck

Do Americans really

I love washing out my snatch with a detachable shower head since pol tells me it must smell like a corpse

>>507305345 (OP)
problem is that she cant take it off and shove in her holes

>All this woman hate

Your penis is literally one 4 hour surgery away from becoming a tight fuckable pussy.

OP makes it easy to detect the incels in here

>>507305345 (OP)
It's ick inducing if you can't spray your bean full blast close range if you know what I mean

>>507327275

>>507327388
These designs I keep posting here are empowering though

>>507327504
Bitch has wider shoulders than me

>>507327504
Here Mikala Fuentes veil really shows what function over form means

>>507305538
The nip gets it.

>>507305594
/thread

>>507327648
That rail really does a good job

>>507327634
>ickcel

>>507327648
Man I wish my butt was that nice ;_;

>>507327809
Don't even try it buddey, you can't compete

>>507327773
Perfect design for swimming

>>507305345 (OP)
i thought she meant her top because it's ugly as fuck

>>507305779
tell your wife, she would reap 1000% more benefits from hitting the gym, throwing all the chemical stuff out of the window and replacing it with Nivea cream.

>>507305345 (OP)
I'm a man and I also hate those fixed shower heads, not being able to aim the water spray makes it hard to clean your underregions.

>>507327974
>you can't compete
I don't have to, I already have a boyfriend who creampies me daily

>>507328449

>>507328449
Holy fucking vile

>>507328449
Another reminder that you can't compete

>>507305522
this. women aren't spending 30 mins in the shower washing.

>>507328763
>>507328660
>>507328700
My bf is more of a man than you are

>>507323564
>It's running water, one of the wonders of the industrial revolution
The Romans have had running water millenia before. If you visit Rome, you can locate one of the churches with an entry to catacombs and walk through several layers of city (built upon city), you'll find (still) perfectly functional fresh water suppliers incorporated into living quarters.

>>507328881
I respect my fellow plapjak, I fuck ugly bitches too dating is way too far though, guy must be out of options hard

>>507329066
He left his real female gf for me. I don't bitch and complain and I cook him meals and we never argue, plus we can geek out on warhammer together

>>507329197
Ah, the undesirable type

>>507329197
You can't compete

>>507305345 (OP)
i dont get it

>>507306010
You're not supposed to wash your hair twice a day, idiot. That's probably why you're having problems with it

>>507327050
Nice ball skin, nigga.

>>507306192
Axe is a French/British brand from the 80's, lol. It's called Lynx but they broke into the US market in the 2000's and branded it Axe. It was also only teens that used it here but they managed to get full grown American men to buy it. Amazing marketing tbqh

>>507327050
bros tucking

>>507325116
>You shouldn't wash your hair everyday
>>507326052
>Washing you hair every day fucks it up
for you
because you're nappy haired niggermonkeys

>>507305345 (OP)
Why is she acting like she wants to claw her own eyes out?

>>507305867
>whites and asians
Wrong you gook loving weeaboo bitch cracker

>>507305779
I had no clue til I read this and realised then it was obvious however, you pay too much attention to your wife you fag.

>>507305345 (OP)
soon women are designed by man, and she won't have to worry about it

>>507305345 (OP)
She’s criticizing the phallic shape of the device. She’d rather have a hole in the wall spraying the water indeterminately in all directions instead that starts molding and smelling over time.

>>507305345 (OP)
She’s white. Opinion discarded

>>507310034
Fuckin druggo!

>>507305857
>Women have yet to figure out what a shower cap is for.
mind = blown
(not even a woman)

>>507305345 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>507327050
looks real enough, would

>>507309930
women are disgusting

>>507310034
For fuck sake Clarence

>>507331230
Your a fucking WHITE MALE.

>>507305345 (OP)
she's bitching about the lack of privacy.

>>507306657
Washing your legs is retarded and is washing chicken with soap tier.

>>507320293
proof?