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Anonymous (ID: do6do1Ke) Israel No.507306616 >>507306670 >>507306675 >>507306702 >>507306747 >>507306756 >>507306774 >>507306794 >>507306802 >>507306829 >>507306908 >>507306926 >>507306955 >>507307119 >>507307174 >>507307576 >>507307708 >>507307730 >>507308624 >>507308697 >>507310190 >>507310444 >>507310917 >>507312164 >>507312387 >>507312412 >>507312642 >>507312709 >>507312886 >>507313010 >>507313018 >>507313224 >>507313235 >>507314405 >>507315537 >>507315709
Oh /pol/ oh nooo oh nooo what will I do
Anonymous (ID: Z31lV+dY) United States No.507306670 >>507307010 >>507307174
>>507306616 (OP)
accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior
Christ is King
Anonymous (ID: WNjjR61m) United States No.507306675 >>507307096 >>507307174
>>507306616 (OP)
Go to the shelter
Iโ€™m sorry you were born into this kind of life op. You deserve better
Anonymous (ID: BT+H0q5g) Chile No.507306702 >>507307174 >>507308697
>>507306616 (OP)
I can't read your alien runes Schlomo
Anonymous (ID: Pvkc3TEY) United States No.507306747 >>507307174
>>507306616 (OP)
Repent in the afterlife haha
Anonymous (ID: lZMFLxjI) United States No.507306756
>>507306616 (OP)
tbqh none of us care what happens to you
Anonymous (ID: C3WjQqMF) Russian Federation No.507306774 >>507306949
>>507306616 (OP)
I hope we shall see
total kike death
Anonymous (ID: 6F8DMrp4) United States No.507306794 >>507306977
>>507306616 (OP)
translate it you fucking yid.
Anonymous (ID: 1mdlF/NH) Bulgaria No.507306802 >>507307017
>>507306616 (OP)
I don't speak demonic what's it saying?
Anonymous (ID: busKRJy9) United States No.507306806
quick, cum in your cum jar, Trump is demanding another shipment of jewjewcum ASAP!!!! His supply is running critically low with the attacks in Israel right now he needs you guys to restock his supply STAT!
Anonymous (ID: x+qxl3qf) United States No.507306829
>>507306616 (OP)
Apologize for all the kids you've raped,, people you've gotten killed, and the chickens you've needlessly beat to death.
Anonymous (ID: JdYeIQR5) Australia No.507306908
>>507306616 (OP)
>film kino
>sell kino
>use combination of suffering and HD video to generate wealth
>many shekels, little work
Anonymous (ID: nGk2vUW5) United States No.507306912
I can't read Demonspeak
Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507306926
>>507306616 (OP)
>writing is backwards same as mudslimes
big yikes!
Anonymous (ID: biNkmIaK) Luxembourg No.507306949
>>507306774
One can only wish
Anonymous (ID: cZEqUm7z) United States No.507306955 >>507307392
>>507306616 (OP)
Someone translate this garbage
Anonymous (ID: do6do1Ke) Israel No.507306977
>>507306794
Just a nice guy telling a story
Anonymous (ID: YRFoNDMl) United States No.507307010
>>507306670
This
Anonymous (ID: biNkmIaK) Luxembourg No.507307017
>>507306802
Its funny how you immediatly get that impression on a subconcious level when you see their hebrew caligraphy. Literally from hell these people
Anonymous (ID: do6do1Ke) Israel No.507307096
>>507306675
It's not what you think it is lmao
Anonymous (ID: jb6/8tdb) Spain No.507307119
>>507306616 (OP)
send me all your bitcoins before is too late im 2% sephardic my nose is huge
Anonymous (ID: e7oHqE+p) United States No.507307174 >>507312492 >>507313061 >>507315608
>>507306616 (OP)
>>507306670
>>507306675
>>507306702
>>507306747
Jew bros. I dont feel so good
Anonymous (ID: Fngqse29) No.507307392 >>507307576
>>507306955
Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507307576
>>507306616 (OP)
>>507307392
I think AI is becoming redpilled on JQ.
Anonymous (ID: 0YTbUb1r) United States No.507307708
>>507306616 (OP)
>desert bedouin moon runes
I can't read your faggotry thankfully
Anonymous (ID: H9Sh7twN) United States No.507307730 >>507307766
>>507306616 (OP)
Ok, I've had enough.
I'm officially on TeamRatโ„ข
Anonymous (ID: do6do1Ke) Israel No.507307766 >>507308204
>>507307730
Get in the tunnel then so I can gas you
Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507307775 >>507307811
>jew humor


Great question โ€” letโ€™s break down **why this is funny**, especially in the context of Israeli or meme internet culture:

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### **1. The Format:**

It **mimics a real โ€œEmergency Alertโ€** โ€” something you expect to be serious, urgent, maybe even life-threatening. So your brain braces for something like "Missile incoming!" or "Take shelter immediately!"

But insteadโ€ฆ

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### **2. The Content:**

It turns into this absurd, casual **ramble about sitting at a Burekas place** at 4 in the morning with some friends, including names like *Itzik Zino* and *Zion Malka*. These are stereotypical โ€œIsraeli guyโ€ names often used in memes to create a goofy, relatable vibe.

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### **3. Religious Style Mockery:**

Phrases like:

> "Rabbi Mori testifies that everything I ate was true. Heaven will testifyโ€ฆ I swear to you..."

โ€ฆare written in the tone of **religious or biblical declarations**, as if he's testifying before a court of divine truth โ€” **but it's all about eating burekas with his friends**.

So itโ€™s **mock-serious**, and the dramatic language is way over the top for whatโ€™s essentially a drunk/late-night food hangout.

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### **4. The Absurd Mix:**

* Emergency alert?
* At a bakery?
* With divine testimony?

It's like mixing a **nuclear bomb warning** with a **drunk food review** and a **Torah scroll**.

1/2
Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507307811
>>507307775
---

### **Why Itโ€™s Funny to Israelis or Meme Fans:**

This style of meme is part of a broader trend in Israeli humor and global shitposting:

* Taking very **serious formats** and injecting them with **completely unserious content**.
* Over-the-top religious or bureaucratic language applied to **banal situations**.
* Using specific names and places (Burekas HaAgala, Zomet Kiryat Ata) to ground it in **realism**, making it even more ridiculous.

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### TL;DR:

Itโ€™s funny because it turns a life-or-death alert into a **drunken midnight snack story**, told in the style of a **religious testimony**, with deliberately ridiculous seriousness.

Let me know if you'd like it adapted into a meme in English style โ€” happy to help!

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Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507307960 >>507308033
Anonymous (ID: do6do1Ke) Israel No.507308033 >>507308434
>>507307960
Make one for Nepal
Anonymous (ID: H9Sh7twN) United States No.507308204
>>507307766
TeamRatโ„ข is team Israel. I get how that can be confusing, though - tunneling really is a semetic thing, not just for jews.
Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507308434 >>507308508
>>507308033
laugh 404
Anonymous (ID: do6do1Ke) Israel No.507308508 >>507308794
>>507308434
I don't understand
Anonymous (ID: njeJgqSh) Australia No.507308624
>>507306616 (OP)
I
DON'T
KNOW
MOON
RUNES,
KIKE!
Anonymous (ID: WURC7pFv) Netherlands No.507308697
>>507306616 (OP)
>>507306702
Crying for help you should have left Israel last year anon
Anonymous (ID: SEj//De7) Nepal No.507308794 >>507315380
>>507308508
Nigga post some pictures of outside your house. Let me see the fire.
Anonymous (ID: wKrmF7ee) United States No.507309418 >>507312994
Go stand outside.
Anonymous (ID: NjUz2l/6) United States No.507309583
Anonymous (ID: +OEodSFc) United States No.507310190
>>507306616 (OP)
Hide in an oven
Anonymous (ID: MUJQGAtj) Chile No.507310444
>>507306616 (OP)
Go kill some more children in gaza?
I don't know what you psychopaths do there.
Anonymous (ID: 16W3bCW0) Canada No.507310917
>>507306616 (OP)
Jew a goyim, idc
Anonymous (ID: uP06P9Jp) United States No.507312164 >>507312325 >>507312363 >>507312799
>>507306616 (OP)
>EXTREME
FIRE UP THIS OST NIGGER!!!
https://youtu.be/AQ2Vb1t1-Js
Anonymous (ID: uP06P9Jp) United States No.507312325 >>507312348
>>507312164
https://youtu.be/dl_YDIHjkvg?list=PL85038BFA9872DFC5
>track 4 is good too.
love from kazahkastan
Anonymous (ID: uP06P9Jp) United States No.507312348
>>507312325
track 7 is insane
https://youtu.be/n4U73qvpqp0?list=PL85038BFA9872DFC5
Anonymous (ID: nGk2vUW5) United States No.507312363
>>507312164
Fuck yeah.
Anonymous (ID: 64eq9eg2) No.507312387
>>507306616 (OP)
Extreme weather alert for kikes
Anonymous (ID: MgTotL13) United States No.507312412
>>507306616 (OP)
stay safe anon we love u!
Anonymous (ID: f80S5P/9) United States No.507312442
Anonymous (ID: kL29BwU6) United States No.507312492
>>507307174
kek
Anonymous (ID: jo4Svjmi) Ireland No.507312642
>>507306616 (OP)
whats that the made up language from lord of the rings?
Anonymous (ID: I4tCedHU) United States No.507312709
>>507306616 (OP)
It's just buzz light-year
Anonymous (ID: tmQbXIYV) United States No.507312799
>>507312164
Oh shit. You have awoken something in me, anon. Thanks.
Anonymous (ID: TX7+YDFI) Serbia No.507312886
>>507306616 (OP)
hurry, get to the shelter ASAP!
Anonymous (ID: tmQbXIYV) United States No.507312994
>>507309418
based Palestinian
Anonymous (ID: Etg4POc9) Estonia No.507313010
>>507306616 (OP)
Maybe stop fucking with other people and respect their civilizations and existence.
Anonymous (ID: LvJlS8FR) Finland No.507313018
>>507306616 (OP)
get sharted
Anonymous (ID: zxdvZoPv) United States No.507313061
>>507307174
lmao wtf
Anonymous (ID: eldRBx1x) United States No.507313224
>>507306616 (OP)
TKD
Anonymous (ID: pSNrZeXl) United States No.507313235
>>507306616 (OP)
Relax, have another glass of wine.
Anonymous (ID: W9fCoxUT) Canada No.507314405
>>507306616 (OP)
I will not fight for you, while I'm totally fine go fight for Ukraine (one of my grandpas was half-ukrainian)
Anonymous (ID: TX7+YDFI) Serbia No.507315380
>>507308794
>Nigga post some pictures of outside your house. Let me see the fire.
and vegane!
Anonymous (ID: 0DngZ4Os) United States No.507315537
>>507306616 (OP)
Nigger, we don't read Alien vs Predator.....
Anonymous (ID: JrfqFKUx) Bulgaria No.507315608
>>507307174
Tel Aviv is lit fr fr
Anonymous (ID: kBv6lhSb) Canada No.507315709
>>507306616 (OP)
why are your alerts in hebrew but press conferences in english?
Anonymous (ID: TX7+YDFI) Serbia No.507316414
Anonymous (ID: TX7+YDFI) Serbia No.507316450