Oh /pol/ oh nooo oh nooo what will I do

>>507306616 (OP)
accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior
Christ is King

>>507306616 (OP)
Go to the shelter
I’m sorry you were born into this kind of life op. You deserve better

>>507306616 (OP)
I can't read your alien runes Schlomo

>>507306616 (OP)
Repent in the afterlife haha

>>507306616 (OP)
tbqh none of us care what happens to you

>>507306616 (OP)
I hope we shall see
total kike death

>>507306616 (OP)
translate it you fucking yid.

>>507306616 (OP)
I don't speak demonic what's it saying?

quick, cum in your cum jar, Trump is demanding another shipment of jewjewcum ASAP!!!! His supply is running critically low with the attacks in Israel right now he needs you guys to restock his supply STAT!

>>507306616 (OP)
Apologize for all the kids you've raped,, people you've gotten killed, and the chickens you've needlessly beat to death.

>>507306616 (OP)
>film kino
>sell kino
>use combination of suffering and HD video to generate wealth
>many shekels, little work

I can't read Demonspeak

>>507306616 (OP)
>writing is backwards same as mudslimes
big yikes!

>>507306774
One can only wish

>>507306616 (OP)
Someone translate this garbage

>>507306794
Just a nice guy telling a story

>>507306670
This

>>507306802
Its funny how you immediatly get that impression on a subconcious level when you see their hebrew caligraphy. Literally from hell these people

>>507306675
It's not what you think it is lmao

>>507306616 (OP)
send me all your bitcoins before is too late im 2% sephardic my nose is huge

>>507306616 (OP)
>>507306670
>>507306675
>>507306702
>>507306747
Jew bros. I dont feel so good

>>507306955

>>507306616 (OP)
>>507307392
I think AI is becoming redpilled on JQ.

>>507306616 (OP)
>desert bedouin moon runes
I can't read your faggotry thankfully

>>507306616 (OP)
Ok, I've had enough.
I'm officially on TeamRat™

>>507307730
Get in the tunnel then so I can gas you

>jew humor


Great question — let’s break down **why this is funny**, especially in the context of Israeli or meme internet culture:

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### **1. The Format:**

It **mimics a real “Emergency Alert”** — something you expect to be serious, urgent, maybe even life-threatening. So your brain braces for something like "Missile incoming!" or "Take shelter immediately!"

But instead…

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### **2. The Content:**

It turns into this absurd, casual **ramble about sitting at a Burekas place** at 4 in the morning with some friends, including names like *Itzik Zino* and *Zion Malka*. These are stereotypical “Israeli guy” names often used in memes to create a goofy, relatable vibe.

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### **3. Religious Style Mockery:**

Phrases like:

> "Rabbi Mori testifies that everything I ate was true. Heaven will testify… I swear to you..."

…are written in the tone of **religious or biblical declarations**, as if he's testifying before a court of divine truth — **but it's all about eating burekas with his friends**.

So it’s **mock-serious**, and the dramatic language is way over the top for what’s essentially a drunk/late-night food hangout.

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### **4. The Absurd Mix:**

* Emergency alert?
* At a bakery?
* With divine testimony?

It's like mixing a **nuclear bomb warning** with a **drunk food review** and a **Torah scroll**.

1/2

>>507307775
---

### **Why It’s Funny to Israelis or Meme Fans:**

This style of meme is part of a broader trend in Israeli humor and global shitposting:

* Taking very **serious formats** and injecting them with **completely unserious content**.
* Over-the-top religious or bureaucratic language applied to **banal situations**.
* Using specific names and places (Burekas HaAgala, Zomet Kiryat Ata) to ground it in **realism**, making it even more ridiculous.

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### TL;DR:

It’s funny because it turns a life-or-death alert into a **drunken midnight snack story**, told in the style of a **religious testimony**, with deliberately ridiculous seriousness.

Let me know if you'd like it adapted into a meme in English style — happy to help!

2/2

>>507307960
Make one for Nepal

>>507307766
TeamRat™ is team Israel. I get how that can be confusing, though - tunneling really is a semetic thing, not just for jews.

>>507308033
laugh 404

>>507308434
I don't understand

>>507306616 (OP)
I
DON'T
KNOW
MOON
RUNES,
KIKE!

>>507306616 (OP)
>>507306702
Crying for help you should have left Israel last year anon

>>507308508
Nigga post some pictures of outside your house. Let me see the fire.

Go stand outside.

>>507306616 (OP)
Hide in an oven

>>507306616 (OP)
Go kill some more children in gaza?
I don't know what you psychopaths do there.

>>507306616 (OP)
Jew a goyim, idc

>>507306616 (OP)
>EXTREME
FIRE UP THIS OST NIGGER!!!
https://youtu.be/AQ2Vb1t1-Js

>>507312164
https://youtu.be/dl_YDIHjkvg?list=PL85038BFA9872DFC5
>track 4 is good too.
love from kazahkastan

>>507312325
track 7 is insane
https://youtu.be/n4U73qvpqp0?list=PL85038BFA9872DFC5

>>507312164
Fuck yeah.

>>507306616 (OP)
Extreme weather alert for kikes

>>507306616 (OP)
stay safe anon we love u!

>>507307174
kek

>>507306616 (OP)
whats that the made up language from lord of the rings?

>>507306616 (OP)
It's just buzz light-year

>>507312164
Oh shit. You have awoken something in me, anon. Thanks.

>>507306616 (OP)
hurry, get to the shelter ASAP!

>>507309418
based Palestinian

>>507306616 (OP)
Maybe stop fucking with other people and respect their civilizations and existence.

>>507306616 (OP)
get sharted

>>507307174
lmao wtf

>>507306616 (OP)
TKD

>>507306616 (OP)
Relax, have another glass of wine.

>>507306616 (OP)
I will not fight for you, while I'm totally fine go fight for Ukraine (one of my grandpas was half-ukrainian)

>>507308794
>Nigga post some pictures of outside your house. Let me see the fire.
and vegane!

>>507306616 (OP)
Nigger, we don't read Alien vs Predator.....

>>507307174
Tel Aviv is lit fr fr

>>507306616 (OP)
why are your alerts in hebrew but press conferences in english?