Gaming chair chuds BTFO!!!

>>507307236 (OP)
Still not dying for Israel

true. the US should stop defending israel completely.

>america is not fighting this War

Lol
Lmao
Israhell has us by the balls

>>507307236 (OP)
>Schachtel
no early life required

>>507307236 (OP)
I'm 6'2 though so i'm better than him;

in ukraine, they conscripted 30s and 40s first.

>>507307236 (OP)
Join us today/tomorrow for the biggest nationwide protest this year. If you don't want to be drafted, don't want your brothers drafted, don't want your fellow NEETs to be drafted, join your local protest and have your voice heard. Because if you don't go, don't complain later when they're snatching you off or others off the street.

>>507307236 (OP)
It sounds like gaming chair chuds won ww3 by not even fighting.

Maybe I'll stop going to the gym just to dodge the draft.

>>507307236 (OP)
>bro we totally don't even want you even though israel puts out all press releases in english and videos them in english minutes after any attack or operation

>>507307852
As if neets are going to that shitshow

>>507307236 (OP)
The guy in the OP is literally paid by Isreal, that is what the blue check means.

>>507307236 (OP)
based & still not going

>>507307236 (OP)
america is fighting this war, America supplies arms, and intel and Americas shot down missiles to protect israel.

Israel cannot get enough missles to counter attack iran strikes, US won't let Israel fall so it will join in is Israel is losing

>>507307236 (OP)
>>507307414
>>507307433
>>507307441
>>507307524

Iran has a right to defend itself.

>All US weapons shipments cut off immediately
>All US financial aid cut off immediately
>All Israeli assets in the US seized to pay back the billions we already gave their asses (fair is fair after all)
>US no longer providing Israel any security guarantees
>US no longer exercising its UN veto against actions taken against Israeli settlements
>End to Israeli influence in US media and politics
That sounds great. I'm like this whole "Israel fights the war while the US does nothing" idea. Jordan Schachter you're a genius!

>>507307236 (OP)
No they just need your tax money

>>507307236 (OP)

>>507307933
posts like this are why this website is the ultimate harbinger of truth, i never in my life wouldve put those 2 things together and make that conclusion yet here it is presented to me and it makes perfect sense

>>507308234
I just hope both teams have fun :)

>>507307236 (OP)
Ok thats based

>>507307236 (OP)
we are ever so close to full mask off.

>>507308347
Yes.

>>507308454
now ask yourself why we're frantically fighting the claims of people who were indigenous to our own country like 200-400 years ago with actual tests showing indigeous american DNA, and rabidly supporting a dubious 2000 year old indigenous land claim from mostly europeans who settled there in the 40-60s to the death with billions of dollars.
i know this is slightly less compelling, disregard what you think about the illegal issue, but it's still food for thought. it's the fact that it's so polar opposite is what's striking

i heard normies say the same thing when it came to the vaxx. there wont be a lockdown, vaxx/mask mandates, travel restrictions etc

>>507307236 (OP)
>not only will I strawman. I will roleplay an entire interaction I had with someone who never existed

>>507308347
>dual citizenship banned, and other country is now your primary nationality

>>507307236 (OP)
>w-w-we didn't want you to fight for us anyways
STILL NOT DYING FOR JEWS
COPE + SEETHE + DILATE KIKE RAT

>>507307651
30s is a big difference from mid forties, especially for an American fat ass.

>>507307236 (OP)
how rude, i have a la-z-boy not a gaming chair

>>507307236 (OP)
Isn't this the guy on video talking about recruiting spies for isreal?

>>507307236 (OP)
I worked out for over two hours today

>>507307236 (OP)
>jew kvetching on twitter
Didn't ask. Don't care. Still not dying for israel

>>507308453
Palantir is put to a good use for once? Oy vey, shut it down.

>>507307236 (OP)
sounds like capitulation to me
NEETS we've won

Gotta love gym culture making faggots like this think lifting some 5lb dumbbell is some sort of masculine feat

>>507307236 (OP)
>Don't worry goyim, we won't recruit you, we just want your tax dollars

>>507307852
The graphics are terrible
You can tell that the style was a mashed-up compromise between a bunch of women and fags

>>507307236 (OP)
they were saying the same thing in jewkraine and now they're dragging grandpas off the street to go die in a trench

No.

I just did a comfy, half an hour workout at home and then played with my doggo. Take that, jews.

>the gym
Faggot

>>507309536
TOTAL NEET VICTORY

>>507307236 (OP)
This is gonna age poorly gonna save it for my cringe folder.
Neyethamjew announced the attacks on Iran in English to appeal to Americans to be good goys and join the fight and die so jews dont have to. They didnt send a message to the Iranian people about the evil of their government or something, they were talking to Americans to appeal to for support. Dead zogbots is more likely than not at this point.

>>507307236 (OP)
Cool. As long as we have an understanding that I will not be dying for Israel we will get along fine.

>>507307236 (OP)
IDF gonna pay for its own stuff now? Thought not. Sit down.

>>507307852
will i get $12.5K/week like the anti ice protestors do?

>>507308454
Really? Even asmongold figured that out live on stream in about 30 seconds. Why else would Israel post videos in english? He even refenced new jersey as an example of the size of israel so americans would understand the reference.

>>507307852
Not dying for kikes or supporting your illegal spic movement funded by the Walmart cunts.

>>507308347
Shit that will literally never ever happen because every single politician in your country is directly owned and managed by kikes. They can do as much theatre as they want, the money and weapons will always keep flowing, until you KILL them for it.

>>507307236 (OP)
I refuse to fight and die for pissrael. On the very grounds that they instigated and provoked Iran and Benny bailed to Greece like a pussy on a stick. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. You literally cannot make do anything to fight and die for the jew rats.

>>507308347
Realistically speaking aside from whatever gay blackmail mossad has what is stopping the government from doing this?

Instead of deflecting attention, why doesn't he enlist and catch a drone?

Answer them all the same way: Why don't YOU do it?

>>507310833
Politicians just could openly admit to railing 14 to 16 year-olds and no one would even care at this point. Society is already past the point of Weimar-tier. If I was a blackmailed politician, I'd be looking to betray and sabotage someone who did that to me at the first opportunity especially if I thought the person was of age only to find out afterwards they were a minor that you sexually trafficked.

>>507307236 (OP)
kek. that's cool. i'll be the loser on my gaming chair while you be the good goyim who dies for israel. glad we settled it.

>>507307236 (OP)

>792 days
oddly specific amount of time. This surely couldn't be projection.

>>507307236 (OP)
I will literally never die for jews

>>507313724
would you kill yourself so you didnt have to die for them?

>>507314588
No but I'd kill whoever is trying to make me do it

>>507314758

a jew is trying to make sure you dont have to die for jews

>>507310814
Have you ever thought that maybe you are racist?

>>507307236 (OP)
I have one word for this guy, and he would NOT like it.

>>507315359
No one cares aboit your shitty personal opinions. That word has no power anymore.

>>507307236 (OP)
>Yeah, dumbass, some kid is going to pay the price you aren't willing to pay, so it's basically free of cost for us. Ethics are for losers and money makes war ok. Touch some grass, dweeb.
Fuck off, boomer.

>>507307236 (OP)
>No, he wants you to die from exhaustion paying those taxes for Israel.

Get back to work Goy, you have to be good little pay piggies handing over those sheckles.
If you don't, we'll flood your country with people who will.

>Either way, you're dying for Israel.

I game from a wooden dining room chair I got for like 40 bucks from Ikea 10 years ago. Zero back problems though!

>>507307236 (OP)
he sounds mad

>>507311072
>Politicians just could openly admit to railing 14 to 16 year-olds and no one would even care at this point.
That would be based. But Mossad has them on tape railing 4 to 6 year olds.

>>507307236 (OP)
You don't need to go to a gym to stay fit.

>>507307236 (OP)

>>507317522

what do i need to do? also fuck gay, resetting my flag to a memeflag all the time. shits gay

>>507307236 (OP)
>Young 20-somethings, you are actually in your late 40s and we totally don't want you to die in another kike war we're definitely not going to have!
Well I'll hold you to it, kikey!

>>507308347
I fucking wish

>>507307236 (OP)
>puffy faced neocon faggot of indeterminable age tries to dunk
sit down lil bro

>>507317571
>shartroon

>>507307236 (OP)
And i'm still not dying for Israel.

>>507308735
And Egypte bigs are 100% related to Israel.

>>507308735
The U.S. has spent TRILLIONS on direct aid all across the world. Breaking it up by how much money we give to people to spend on their own is not really a good method to measure this stuff.

>>507317599
Ever heard of push ups and jogging

>>507307236 (OP)
The upright and mobile man in a monkey suit has spoken

you'll just get taxed to submission instead of drafted

#winning

>>507307867
I doubt they will try to recruit anyone over 300bs, let alone 400lbs

lol this kike is pretending like either the us government or Israel isnt planning a 9/11 tier terrorist attack right now

>>507308347
Here's what will actually happen, you can stop jacking off now:
>Iran strikes US bases in Iraq and Syria
>Trump claims this is an act of war as a couple of americans died on the base
>congress completely falls in line, congress votes on joining the war and declaring on Iran
>100-0
>draft begins
This is our path, anon. Nothing else left for us.

Gayming chairs are seriously faggy. They just take an office chair and ad rainbow colors and mark it up 300%.

>>507307236 (OP)
>"Bro,"
People who talk like this seem like pussies. Just be direct. Stop dressing it up. What a faggot.

>>507307524
>no early life required
just mossad operative who is paying by You to shit on You
>Quite symbiotic relation

>>507307236 (OP)
if they were 46 years old the draft wouldn't matter to them, Jordan. get your head in the game bro

>>507317599
Jogging; free weights with a bench (dumbbells and/or barbell); install a pull-up bar; push-ups; rowing machine; cycling (indoor stationary or outside annoying motorists if not on dirt trails).

Plenty of guides to callisthenics out there. That and running is all you need; everything else is supplementary.

>>507318642
Those trillions in "aid" financed ngos which promoted certain ideologies.
Its not a dollar turning into a sandwitch for the hungry type aid.

>>507307236 (OP)
But I’m not 46, though. I’m 20. Get it right!

>>507307236 (OP)
Ok so you are in agreement?

>>507307236 (OP)
IDF is woody allen in uniform

>>507307236 (OP)
The damning implication of this post is that he still wants Americans to die for Israel, though. Not even hiding that at all, really.

>>507307236 (OP)
Why does he seem so upset then?

>>507307236 (OP)
The sign tapping is working. They're mad.

>>507307236 (OP)
>America is not fighting this war
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507324458
They just buy the weapons and toys for Israel.

>old, fat, retarded
Alive
>young, fit, intelligent
Drafted and dead

Hmm

>>507308454
most intelligent /pol/tard

I am of drafting age and I'm not fat. I'm going to tell you now if someone tries to draft me, someone's going to get seriously hurt or die, whether that be me, them, random people walking by, can't tell ya. I don't fear death nor do I have a lot I'm holding on to in this life so I'm not going to sit here and try to talk like Billy Badass or whatever but I'm just throwing it out there, it's going to be fucking bad.

>>507307236 (OP)
still not dying for israel faggot, he wouldnt need to post that tweet if the statement wasnt effective.

total kike rejection.

>>507307236 (OP)
bro, you're talking like in your early twenties, bro. bro, go mow the lawn or do your taxes, bro. you're not young anymore unc.

>>507310814
the conscription ZOG no doubt was holding back tears while typing that.

>>507307524
also i like how he made up an arbitrary number

>>507307236 (OP)
Wars are all about drones now.
Fat gamers are the elite soldiers operating the drones and scoring kill after kill.
/fit/ is drone fodder.

>>507307236 (OP)
what a retarded take kek
it's the under 40s who are saying
>not dying for israel
its the fucking 45+ retards who are shidding and sneeding that young men should do to protect their greatest ally
kike delusion truly knows no bounds

>>507325338
ugly fat bastards win again.

>>507307236 (OP)
it's afraid

>chuds btfo!

nah

>>507310649
This may be a shock to you, but some people genuinly don't want to live under a fascist dictatorship.

>>507324608
Lmao that moron even argues like poltards.
>"do you have any sourcefor that claim?"
>"reeeeeee you're a kike!!!!"

>>507326654
>This may be a shock to you, but some people genuinly don't want to live under a fascist dictatorship.
I would like to live under National Socialism in a ethnostate.

>>507307236 (OP)
Jordan your response?

>>507307236 (OP)
fuck off niggerkike

>>507309178
Based. Grabbed mine from BJs for like $100 and it's lasted me about 4-5 years now.

>>507307236 (OP)
top fucking kek

>>507319034
And here you are behaving like a typical pshek. Wild how nature leads us places.

>>507307236 (OP)
>46 year old men aren't drafted against their will

LOL

The only reason this becomes true is that they've realized draft officers would get 100% mass murdered

Drafting literal kids is easier, they're scared and tend to think things will turn out alright somehow. Older people know when shit is over.

>>507317427
fox vs grape

>>507326654
they werent bitching about the biden regime tho

>>507307852
This glows

>>507307236 (OP)
Gaming chairs are unbelievably cringe. I mean even if you're a professional e-sports player, there is no excuse for having a chair that looks so stupidly childish.

>>507329436
>talks about other people being childish
>unironically uses a fucking anime reaction gif
Grow up and stop watching anime.

yeah, thats what ukranians thought when they started dressing like women to avoid the meatgrinder. twitter pseuds disgust me the most. when they want you, they will get you. optics or not

>>507318895
ya good luck with a draft in these times. None of their shit propaganda has any effect anymore. people want to see it all burn at this point.

>>507309115
Wide-spread obesity (lol) will definitely play a huge (lol) part in the upcoming military draft, especially with regards to older men. In WW2, the max draft age was 45.

But now, roughly 70% of men aged 30 to 45 are over weight or obese. They’re actually more likely to be obese, with 40% being obese and 30% being overweight only. And of course that comes with a host of health issues that become the governments problem.

And it’s a stone-cold fact that we slow down in our 40’s. Injuries are more common, recovery time is longer, and progress is slower. Our abilities to learn aren’t as keen.

There’s also the issue of older people having more to live for. There would need to be an actual threat to a man’s family for him to risk his life. He’s established; career, home life, family… They can convince 20 year olds that they’re going on an adventure to get bad ass tough guy credentials (and they fucking will; you’re not immune to propaganda).

>>507307236 (OP)
fighting a war is more than just having boots on the ground. He knows this, you know this, the fake man in his head knows it. Gay thread, kill yourself, blah blah blah

>>507307236 (OP)
Who is he talking to
I could snap this unathletic looking faggot in half

>>507307236 (OP)
Good?
I'm still not dying for Israel.

>>507329436
Bareback sex with Prompto

>>507307236 (OP)
>now go get out of your gaming chair

nice try

>>507307852
I want kings though, but only those worthy of the title. Evolas kings.

>>507307236 (OP)
Why do gymbros think that it's the only way of staying in shape?

>>507307236 (OP)
>nobody is taking your guns
>nobody is making you get the vaccination
>nobody is transing kids
>nobody is going to force you to die in a foreign war for financial interests
why do faggots constantly lie about everything?

>>507307236 (OP)

>>507307236 (OP)
Why do these delusional faggots think insulting someone will make them switch sides? Mk ultra jew trickery for the feeble minded?

>>507307236 (OP)
seethe faggot

Fuck Israel bitch

>>507307236 (OP)

>>507307236 (OP)
>then tomorrow come
>DRAFTED

>>507321030
>muh soft power
Imagine how much soft power having an actual ethnically united White nation that wasn't a poverty stricken afterthought would be

>>507336363
Wipe each-other off the face of the earth for being >*Moloch caught worshiping within Israel.
All Earth, watch me wipe out Glowniggerkind.
Visit the internet and whole damnation absolute on the Rothschild Luciferian nation, covid vaxx and 9/11 and impostering The Lord.


Judaism Is An Oath To Not I.
>>507307236 (OP)

>>507307852
I'm going to throw caca on you idiots

>>507309827
>snobby (((educated))) women and fags get hard for gangbanger graffiti.
Wish I could say it's odd or surprising, but...

>>507307236 (OP)
Well...good news? Can't wait to not get drafted.

>>507318895
>>draft begins
kek

>>507307236 (OP)
I don't own a gaming chair.
I am not dying for israel though.

>>507307236 (OP)
Israel needs allies. Of course, they're not fighting a war by themselves.

Tapping

>>507318900
Other way for me. Gaming chair i bought was cheaper than office chairs with comparable functions. In fact regular office chairs get ridiculously expensive real quick if you want it to more than swivel.

>>507307236 (OP)
"I'm not dying for Israel" is the rights version of referencing the handmaid's tale

>>507307236 (OP)
WOW! he said a now 20-year-old insult that is used every day online around a billion fucking times. This guy is totally getting pussy with such innovative dialog. Fuck I hate normies who think their hot shit by regurgitate stale memes. Why are Israeli supporters so damn cheesy, out of touch and lame?

>>507340384
I'm just not getting drafted, that's all.

>>507307236 (OP)
What do you even call this? Reverse Desperation Psychology?

>>507341622
Gaslighting on an institutional scale.
>stage 1 denial: It's not happening and you're insane for thinking it is <-You are here
>stage 2 damage control: Ok, it is happening but it's not as bad as you think
>stage 3 revisionism: It happened and it was a good thing and everybody supported it except losers like you

>>507330966
Based

>>507318895
>draft
a country that isn't even able to organize a halfway decent election nor has any reliable registrar where anyone lives won't be able to draft.

>>507308882
>a worrying lack of basic knowledge about the WWII era genocide
Yes, because two-thirds still believe it was six million, LOL.

protesting your county on the armys 250th birthday is retarded
the people that funded this need to be in prison

>46
Missed the target by 10 years or so. 35-38 is the demographic balking at dying for kikes. ~46 year olds are blue pilled as fuck

>>507307236 (OP)
I’m actually 50 and I can still kick ass. I’m not looking for a fight but I’ll give you one if you come looking for trouble

>>507344094
Goto bed gramps

>>507307236 (OP)
Will he stop using his dentist chair?

>>507307236 (OP)
>america is not fighting this war
Lol. Lmao. Even. You mutts vill be front lines in the coming months. No draft dodging too.>>507307414

>>507307236 (OP)
I'm not fucking dying for Isreal.

I'm 40 and fitter than all of the broccoli headed zoomers at my gym.

>>507344094
Baste

>>507307236 (OP)
I like how upset this makes the islamic gremlins here.