>"There is no way I'm paying $600 just to play Mario Kart"
>A week later:

>>507323930 (OP)
why and how is it selling that much?

/v/ on suicide watch

>>507323930 (OP)
Well OP?
Did you pay $600 to play Mario Kart?

>>507323930 (OP)
Reddit paypiggies who are missing half their brain and have no self control.

Anyway, blame them for 80$ games becoming the industry standard. It’s inevitable now.

I pre-ordered a switch 2 and a pro controller (sans gaymes). Keeping it in the box unused on the first firmware until it can be hacked and play pirated games.
Because:
>>507324117
>Did you pay $600 to play Mario Kart?
$80 for mario kart are you kidding? Blur on Xbox 360/PC is the best version of mario kart ever and its free. I don't have any friends to play with anyways so I can wait it out.

>>507324842
>Blur
Ah, a man of culture, I see

Nintendo is easier to use and any retard can play it. increases the demand

>>507325091
One of the best times in my life was playing games like Blur and Generals at LANs years and years and years ago. I can't believe LAN parties aren't a thing anymore, zoomie got robbed of his birthright. It wasn't just the games it was also the community comradery.

>>507325091
>A man of culture without frens
Many such cases…

>>507323971
Covid dropped IQ by 15 points across the general population. Combine that with dysgenic breeding practices and more food stamps and government handouts than ever and this is the disgusting result. A nation of mulatto goyslaves rushing to buy a re skinned version of a 10 year old console to play a re skinned version of a 30 year old game for little children. Global thermonuclear war can’t come soon enough.

>>507325647
>to play with
Hola amigo, do you speka any engalish? None of my adult friends play vidya let alone nintendo...

>>507325693
How do you reconcile your analysis with the recent massive rejection/failures of woke crap in the video game landscape?

>>507325924
I’m more of a single player enjoyer these days myself, mate.

The Force Awakens is one the highest grossing movies of all time yet its a piece of shit.

The S2 was always gonna make some money since its basically a Switch Pro and Nintendo is the Disney of Gaming with tons of "whales" who gonna throw money at it no matter what.

Longterm unless they make S2 Lite or a cheaper model they will have an issue since no one is gonna hand their kids a 400 dollar console.

>>507326381
I used to play games but just stopped for some reason.. I built a cheapish gaming pc this year (3070/5700x3d) to play games, I haven't even finished oblivion that I started back in 2019 on a 4790k/rx580. They just don't hold my attention anymore, BG3 was fun for a while though. I was rude in my post hombre please accept my apology.

>>507326773
i can not play more than 10 minutes without feeling that i am wasting my time

>>507323971
For some people it's the new thing. GTA6 isn't out until next year, so some people buy this now.
There's also still people riding the post-lockdown release wave, where because their rights were restricted they now like for today instead of living for retirement at 65.

As for others...
Sometimes you say don't buy the device, damn the practices, these are shit policies, and then someone goes "hey let's go to the store" and they just happen to have Switch Pros available right there, you get all giddy, you spend your money and then you make videos contradicting the last 6 months of your work, betraying millions of people including yourself, and betraying God.

>>507327054
>they now like for today instead of living for retirement at 65.

nigger are you implying that people werent wasting their money on stupid shit pre corona?

>>507324842
it has already been hacked 2-3 days after release lol
check youtube

>>507327362
i heard it cant be hacked currently you cant even use your own cable to charge since a change in voltage bricks it

>>507327362
>it has already been hacked 2-3 days after release lol
I did not know that, thanks for the tip. Its unfortunate there aren't any games yet even worth pirating.
>check jewtube
God no. Surely there is a big non redditard modding forum?

>>507327362
Literally fake news

switch 2 will sell much less than switch 1, its the wii U again, with mid games no one gives a fuck about like shittier metroid prime donkey kong

wii U hard mario kart 8.

>>507327435
>>507327580
>>507327612
believe what you want.

>>507326938
I can sometimes play the classics from the 90s or some decent indie titles for longer periods, albeit this is rare. Mostly it's 5-30 mins at max before I go "fuck this, I got stuff to do".
Gaming was (and still is, if done occasionally) fun, but at some point you just grow up. Unless you are the one buying dinosaur dungarees so you can wear them while eating Cheerios and watching cartoons on Saturdays, and make social media post how you "did an adult today" and reward yourself with a new game.
At some point you just have let go of your youth.
Some people can't, and decide to live their life in the fantasy world, and these are the ones who end up cutting of their cocks.

>>507324842
>I pre-ordered a switch 2 and a pro controller (sans gaymes). Keeping it in the box unused on the first firmware until it can be hacked and play pirated games.
This is the only high IQ way of doing it. It removes online play though, but Nintendo has never really supported quality online servers.

>>507323930 (OP)
yeah nintendo and apple have white women and white women have infinity simp cash, largely because marriage is illegal

>>507323971
Because the Switch 1 is 13 years old. That's such a long time that it filtered into every household which makes it easier for people to justify getting a new one.

>>507327435
>you cant even use your own cable to charge
white women will tell their partners to buy them nintendo cables and their partners will do what they have to to avoid being accused of rape

>>507327837
>buying dinosaur dungarees so you can wear them while eating Cheerios and watching cartoons on Saturdays, and make social media post how you "did an adult today" and reward yourself with a new game
thats conspicuous consumption, you do it to show fitness to women so that you can jerk off into a trash bag in front of them

>>507327998
>the Switch 1 is 13 years old
Why would you say this?

>>507328388
its 58% exaggerated but its still about a decade

>>507327232
20% was wasting 80% of their money.
Now 80% is wasting 90% of their money.
It's a matter of scale.