Why is it illegal to beat the living crap out of someone who's trying to steal your mail?

>>507330920 (OP)
It is?

>>507330920 (OP)
I just put the empty boxes back out there, sealed up with my dogs shit, and sometimes my own.

>>507330920 (OP)
Thought you could shoot thieves in muttland.

>>507330920 (OP)
>I caught this guy trying to steal my mail
>he took a swing at me so I put him in a coma
how would the cops know that wasn't the truth? Unless you're a fucking retard and have a Ring camera on your porch.

Also, I feel like there is an argument to be made from the standpoint of:
>stealing mail is a federal offense (i.e. felony)
>you can legally shoot someone committing a felony in most states

>>507331181
Depends on the state.

Jews have perverted law to the point where society is more beneficial if you're evil.

taking the law into your own hands is a serious offense.

>>507330920 (OP)
>Stock photo of criminal
>white

>>507331040
You're not allowed to do it.

>>507330920 (OP)
>white person in brand new clothes
>bandana still has a crease in it from the package
I wonder what it's like working for the companies that produce these stock photos, it must be like producing an absurdist comedy

Do it anyway

>>507331315
Pretty sure only Texas allows lethal force in defence of property. All other states only allow it in defence of life.

>>507331181
Everyone knows Americans don't use their guns

>>507330920 (OP)
>Why is it illegal to beat the living crap out of someone who's trying to steal your mail?
Mail is just property and you cant use deadly force to protect property.

>>507333393
>you cant use deadly force to protect property

sounds like something an enemy would say.

>>507331514
what does Weber have to do with it?

>>507330920 (OP)
This is a good question. It seems people are pre-occupied w/ proportionality as either a punishment, a means to stop a crime, and even in war. But to stop immoral behavior, I think people should do whatever is necessary to ensure the behavior stops. Look at all these riots happening in the US as an example. Police and soldiers only use non-lethal force and the rioting just continues. Once riots happen, police should use lethal force to ensure the riots stops. The riots would quickly turn into peaceful protests real fast.

>>507333576
Sounds like "whats in the law"
Do blame me

>>507330920 (OP)
>Stealing mail is a federal crime
>Assault is a local crime
>State rights trump Federal rights
Kill yourself you bootlicking nigger

>>507333278
Right...until they do

>>507333393
Your body is property
you absolutely have the right to use deadly force protecting it
If someone won't respect your 'non-body' property. What reason do you have to believe they will respect the property upon which you depend for life?

There is no distinction
You are morally justified defending every ounce of your property, bodily or otherwise, with deadly force. For you are right to assume property violations could readily escalate to deadly.
You meet like with like.

>>507333863
You won't do shit, mutt

>>507333975
>Your body is property
ok Pimp

>>507330920 (OP)
Its not illegal. In fact, there was a time in American history where the USPS couriers were doubled up and instructed to shoot first when suspected robbers came to take their mail. There's based states and then there are cucked states. Most states are cucked. Mine is based and has castle doctrine

>>507330920 (OP)
> beat the living crap out of someone who's trying to steal your mail?
Why would you do that when you can have your Rottweiler do it for you?
You just need a delivery chute / box so legitimate deliveries can be dropped off.

>>507331181
>>507331315
Where I live I could and there'd likely not even be charges or trial

>>507331089

Based.

>>507333393
I fucking hate this reasoning. Aussie cops use this nonsense all the time. Guess what? Property is life. I spent my LIFE earning property. Taking my property is taking parts of my life. If you take my things you don't respect my life and the only reason you're not also taking my life is cowardice.

So deadly force to defend property should absolutely be allowed.

The other issue is if you make life > property the rule, then the system is rigged in favor of the thief. Why waste years of your life earning property when you can just take it? The cops have proven they can't and won't stop you. So why work? Just steal. This is why the West is crime ridden,

Anyway fuck niggers.

>>507333199
Stand your ground + castle doctrine- I can reasonably interpret my personal safety as being at risk. Here it even applies to your vehicle

>>507330920 (OP)
Its only illegal if you get caught

>>507331525
Nigs may be the most prolific criminals in the us but to deny white trash is to deny reality. Besides in my country, while the violent crimes are mostly minority caused, you do find white dudes doing shit like op's stock image or breaking into cars, if they are addicted to heroin.

>>507330920 (OP)
It's not. You can kill anyone who comes on your property. Sure love living in Texas.

>>507330920 (OP)
Because you were seen dragging his unconscious, bleeding body into your garage where you cut off his thumbs and stuffed carolina reapers up his ass. Next time make sure no one sees you, dumbass.

>>507334835
>Sure love living in Texas.
Your Porch is technically NOT your property

>>507335611
It is, coper. Castle laws always mention your yard and curtilage

>>507335853
ok, you go shoot the next porch pirate that steals your 25$ Amazon Package (assuming he is not actively attacking you, thats a different matter) and see how many year do court give you.

>>507336053
Knock on wood, I don't have porch pirate issues. Prolly cause I don't live in a cucked state around niggers and we have castle doctrine laws. Cyclical reasoning, you see.

>>507330920 (OP)
jews (aka Democrats)

>>507334668
There are white niggers in Britain yes. My dad calls them 'scrotes'.
But they're a small minority of the white population, whereas nigs who don't nog are the minority of the nignog population.

>Encourage people indirectly to steal your mail
>File reports when mail gets stolen
>have documented track record of mail getting stolen

>Throw bills into the trash
>When debt collection rings
>SARS my mail got stolen
>Sars never received bill in mail
>Here official documentation sars

That is how you win. Never give them your email
>com-puter? Smart Phones? Sars I dont own no golfing clubs or a phone line.

>>507335520
Making Carolina reaper puree and stuffing it up someone's orifices sounds like pretty effective torture. Eyes, nose, mouth, rub their skin, genitals. In the ass, etc...

the judge is like God he will decide. Hopefully your skull is not malformed and your eyes are not too close together or you're definitely getting shitcanned

>>507333199
you are mistaken.
https://legislature.idaho.gov/statutesrules/idstat/Title19/T19CH2/SECT19-202A/
>(5) A person using force or deadly force in defense of a habitation, place of business or employment or occupied vehicle as defined in section 18-4009(3), Idaho Code, is presumed to have acted reasonably and had a reasonable fear of imminent peril of death or serious bodily injury if the force is used against a person whose entry or attempted entry therein is unlawful and is made or attempted by use of force, or in a violent and tumultuous manner, or surreptitiously or by stealth, or for the purpose of committing a felony.

>>507334108
that meme and that forced acronym; fucking pathetic

>>507331181
In many states, they have to trespass into your home first

>>507330920 (OP)

Something is only illegal if you get caught.

Don't get caught.

OR

If you do get caught, you were 'in fear for your life' like this cop down in Brazil.

>>507330920 (OP)
its only a crime if you get caught
just dont live near sissies who call the cops at the drop of a hat

>>507337550
that was unexpected

>>507331430
Big facts

>>507330920 (OP)
It used to be a felony but they refuse to charge people with it. Police just aren't doing shit anymore besides the bare min. Same shit with hit and run they won't charge people unless they kill a kid or something. So yes you should just shoot them as they are destroying our society.

>>507330920 (OP)
Talmudic prophecies

>>507334352
>castle doctrine
Not as strong as you think it is.

>>507331089
>niggers are literally stealing your shit

>>507336622
The children and family members of judges are free game

>>507335853
It's does not include your yard look it up they have to break and enter.

>>507331040
Mais oui!

>>507330920 (OP)
our laws are gay. it should be legal to beat the shit out of theives. but as it is if you do this you go to jail and they walk free

>>507330920 (OP)
Is it?
Are you certain??
Which state do you live in...?

>>507334108
What have you done? Or the auzzies, frogs, or krauts? We are all being fucked.

507333393
>you cant use deadly force to protect property.
What is this fallacy called again, a non sequitur?

>>507340655
why there are 12 icons?